Dan Bull - Skyrim Accident Helpline Lyrics

Is this the Skyrim Accident Helpline? While fighting some Draugr, the big one moved just as my companion shot an ice spike, and it ended up in my tail. It's been 3 days, it won't melt, and nobody can pull it out.

For anyone curios as to what the Words of the dovah at the end meant here you go, Like so others can see :P
"Lun" leech "lo" deceive "Mey" Fool "vo" un- "ov" trust (Un-trust) "Aus" Suffering
Lun Lo Mey Vo Ov Aus
Leech Deceive Fool Un-Trust Suffering

"NO LOLLYGAGGING"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

So here's the story: I was brawling someone because i needed some sort of bread-knife parts for some satenist, when i suddenly heard some scream that sounded like someone trying to drown a drouger.. In the middle of my brawling, a gaurd ran infront of my target and stayed there for ages with his bow. only later did he realise that he was getting punched by a giant lizard. The entire town then attacked that lizard (me), and put me in hospital for two weeks. I demamd a claim... do you accept payment in corpses? i'm an asassin, so, it's the only thing i have a ton of...no joke...

(yeah, i don't pay mutch attention to spelling but you get the message, right?)

Accident helpline? Okay, I was caught stalking my guard crush.. how do I get him to love me?!?!

I was bleak falls barrow and troll attacked me killing my companion and destroying my bow can I sue and do you take sweet rolls as a payment

Thah so SAH!

THERE'S NO "FUS" IN FOUSEY... I'm sorry for that horrible pun.

DAN I CHALLENGE YOU TO A SKYRIM NERD OFF

I would like to claim, i was looking at a bandit and was about to shoot it with my bow when a chicken walked past and i shot it with arrow, killing the chicken and then i got arrested and had to pay a fine of 400 gold as release charges for "Crimes against Skyrim and her people" do you accept skooma or moon sugar for payment?

Tim Adams skooma

GET YOUR PPI, TODAY!

Do you love skyrim Dan Bull? Cause i do

why is this on spotify, i thought some one paid to advertise an accident help line for skyrim players and was having a laugh

there's no foos XD

SOMEONE STOLE MY SWEETROLL!

That wasn't an accident. It was planned from the start.

i got bitten by a wolf and now I feel funny and suffer meomory loss for three days a month. Can I sue? Also I bought a silver ring last week and its given me a terrible rash. Do I have a xlaim?

@Richard

+Gerardo hSanchez :-)?

Probably done by an argonian

._. thats the character I picked

Lun Lo mey vo ov aus = leech deceive fool undo trust suffer

+Joorlak Flamedrake i was about to check it myself, but thanks anyways :)

Is this skyrim accident helpline? i would like to make a claim, a fake dragon born decided to journey to my realm, and attempt to kill me, but instead my master stabbed me using a massive tentacle (no hentai). I would like to sew that "dragon born" for invading my property and for lollygagging in my realm. do you accept payment in black books and knowledge?

oh no.. miraak suddenly dies.. hence i you win his clothes and black books. heres 160,005,00 septims collected from his bounty, thanks sir.. we have been waiting for your lawsuit

Thank you +Gragne

Sorry we don't accept claims from Morrowind. We can only attend to Skyrim residents.

But he IS a skyrim resident who invaded him!

@Gathoblaster Right well we've been hearing alot of complaints about some secret cult followings, loud construction leading to him,........you know what I just don't like face.

if you translate the dova at 0:43 it says 
leech deceive fool undo trust suffer

So, it describes Trump's health care policy?

Did Dan make this just for the arrow to the knee joke?

There's also "no lollygagging."

I am a khajiit in skyrim

+magicgamer 57 im a bosmer.
i almost always use a one handed weapon, mostly axe (good balance between damage and speed), and a spell, mostly a resurrection spell or one to make others fight each other.

Mey means fool

hahaahahaha

It reminds me of the horrible history TV show...

"I was actually given the wrong kind of armour"

No Lollygagging!

what you actually said at the end was leech deceive fool undo trust suffer in dragon language!  

@jake wiseson It's not the only translation; Cycl0n3Sw0rd's version counts, technically, as a separate translation from the more literal one you provided in your first comment. The difference in accuracy is virtually nonexistent this time, but the general principle applies regardless. I'm not trying to start an argument here.

@blarg2429 you do have a point, i just don't understand why he put that at the end of his video. we need to get a life don't we?

@jake wiseson Nah, I'm fine as I am. Having a life takes effort, y'know?

@blarg2429 yeah.

The joke is that the dragon language isn't that popular(only the dragonborn and greybeards use it).

when you said "lun lo mey vo ov aus" i translated it and it meant "leech deceive fool undo trust suffer". LOL

Offer does not apply to Khajiit, Dunmer, and Argonians.

@sam iverson no he is a stormclock

@z0mbieking666 devilz666 Nah, I'm an Argonian that sided with the Empire, but wouldn't mind if a few Thalmor were to disappear...

+Siddiq Ismail Shame...

i find that offensive !

Zu'u dreh ni mindoraan Dovah vun Vis anahlrii hiif?

NO LOLLYGAGGIN! XD

I wonder how many people realize that Nordic people used to refer taking an arrow to the knee as getting married...

@Cole Carsten Well, actually, that's a speculation.

@Dinosaur XL Eh, my sources are 99% of the time reliable, which is why I figured I could say it here *shrugs*

Actually Nordic people never refered to having arrows in the knee, it was meant as a joke line that in skyrim (unlike all the other elder scrolls) you dont have greaves, leaving your knees exposed

@Cannibal potato lesbian Huh, that is actually very interesti- .............Cannibal potato Lesbian? ....Fair enough

I got an arrow to the knee(married) and i'm taking on vampires with Dawn guard soldiers.

so, I translated the dragon words at 0:42 and it means: leech deceive foul untrust suffer. Good work dan.

wtf all the skyrim vids on youtube and not one suggestion?

No Lollygagging! XD

0:51 its so cute

Leech Deceive Fool Undo Trust Suffer

Lol I know, good one @Dan Bull

You do realize this helpline is just going to be spammed with 3 year old complaints by city guards about arrows they once took to the knee.

"And grazed my shin" HAHAHAHAHHA!

LUN LO MEY VO OV AUS! a frost troll killed my follower 

da fook

Haha - Ah that was really good, thanks... :)

i washed this video when it came out and i literally just relised what it means about "there's no fus" I've been laughing for 10 minutes about it.

How can you wash a video you can only watch it :P

yeah i realised that i typed that >.< i couldn't be bothered to fix it.

what kind of soap did you use?

@Svawe The Goat poor computer

@Jeb Kerman Dammit! I thought I already killed you!

Can this be a mod?

Damn when im in town, the callline must be like 100hours along.

Please help the dragonborn killed all my horses.

I was *actually* given the wrong type of ladder.

I was ACTUALLY given the wrong type of Dovahkiin. 

Since my brother just got Skyrim, I can actually understand most of that. And it's even more entertaining than before!

The Dragon Language says, and I quote: "Leech Deceive Un-Trust Suffer" Basically it means he is going to rip you off.

No, just no. That's a Tumbler thing...

My defense: I'd rather die than go to jail!

HAHAH there has been wave after wave of skyrim references in here hilarious there so funny

haha genious joke

Lun=Leech
Lo=Decive
Mey=Fool
Vo=Un—
Ov=trust
Aus=Suffer

well im sorry! i didnt realize you werent being too serious!

ohrly? I didn't realize a quote from the game could be so easily copied and pasted. Oh! you must've thought someone on youtube made that up, so it intellectual property! Sorry, it's not. And Who the hell said i was doing a chain?
Jesus dude. Don't you have better things to do than try to police youtubers? Like, seriously, go troll someone else.

Well see, people can comment on whatever they want to. after all there is a (show the comment) button for a reason. Plus i don't see this making any sense seeing as you commented 2 months ago.
You're the new user to the youtube! so you, what? Police the comments or something?

oh jesus. Look out everybody! someone got pissy because I used an old joke!

Ahhh, I remember, you're that new member of the Companions. So you, what, fetch the mead?

AW! you beat me to it!

My cousins out there trolling nerds, and what do I get? Comment duty.

let me guess, somebody stole your sweetroll?

No, Lolligaggin'

both are correct just one sounds more ye olde

random fact. "Arrow to the knee" is an old saying that means Getting Married. Bam. Your argument is invalid.

no comment chain stopping

WABBAJACK WABBAJACK WABBAJACK WABBAJACK WABBAJACK!

Lun Lo Mey Vo Ov Aus = Leech Decieve Fool Un- Trust Suffer...

Ave, true to Caesar....
Oh shit I mean
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee!

No its in the knee its on the skyrim wiki

i was having a fist fight with that women at the bar in Whiterun and then i accidentally punched the guy that was playing some kind of music and now everyone hates me.

Then pay with your thumbs up!

let me guess someone stole your sweet roll?

No lollygaggin.

Call Now !

God, I hate lollygaggers

They say arrow to the knee, and you are clearly not a english language native speaker/ student because I took an arrow in the knee is bad grammar, and also the phrase I took an arrow to the knee means to get married.

iwantedtousenope.aviagainbutihadtowrightthissoyoudon'tragecow.avi

Overusedway2saynojokedetectionprogram.avi

nope.avi

,,fus+ro+dah,,(no fee but cant sell your armor cuz you shitted in your pants)

You have commited crimes against Skyrim and her people! What do you say in your defence?

wait.. I know you

I used to be an adventurer like you, the I took an arrow TO the knee.

Spare some likes for a poor old woman. Youtube bless your soul.

haha ok no problem..

I was continuing the chain of youtube related....uh...ehm...nevermind.

shut up because you cant get likes.

You've embarrassed the comments section and spat in the face of YouTube!

We found an... Orb... Users want you to see it...

That's some very nice spelling you've got there, shame if someone were to correct it...

I Used To Be An Adventurer Like You, Then I Took An Arrow In The Knee.

oh no! the dark elf grazed his sjin!

Why is everybody complaining??? i just cant stop laughing!
P.s. Its meant to be funny...think about it before you rage-blame-flame etc... D.s.

Done. now move along before you get me in trouble

I'm with the Guild, Can't you just look the other way? *Pays 329 Gold*