Dan Bull - Pistol In The Bathroom Lyrics






[Dan Bull:]
Ok, look, I'm well aware, that this is probably going to sound insane (whip-woo)
But I honestly just fell out the back of a plane
Landed in a random bit of abandoned real estate
Then ran straight into the nearest place and here I stayed in the can
The place is a mess, but it's better than the outside (true)
And so I'm making a nest to settle down, hide
No doubt I'll cause an outcry, called a coward, but it's not that, it's just everyone else is overpowered (wa)
Would I like a vast exciting island to explore?
Err, thanks, but, no thanks
I'd rather hide behind this door not coming out (yeah)
Somebody's got to sort the plumbing out, blomming hell
You want to run around? Go bother someone else
Of all the places y'all could urinate, you're all up in my face
This ain't the place to fornicate in or negate the call of the nature
Sorry mate, we're all devoid of toilet paper, call in later
This cubicle's engaged, go locate a stall that's vacant (ha)
I've got important business, that's taking concentration
Waiting for the game to finish and faking constipation (uh)

[Bonecage:]
I found a pistol in the bathroom
Somebody put a pistol in the bathroom (uh)
Somebody was cleaning their gun
While they were taking a shit
I found a pistol in the bathroom
Somebody put a pistol in the bathroom
I'm going to number one
With the gun I found in the bathroom

[Dan Bull:]
Oi Dan, what's the hold up?
Shh, nothing, I'm holed up and ready to unload on any soldier that rolls up (wa)
I'll leave your skull bust open like a walnut (wah)
With a hole in the middle like a bone donut
That was a trigger warning, so don't say I never told you
That you won't see me on the leaderboards, if you scroll up (pff)
I need to pass the time, I'm really bored
Oh look! Found some make up in the cabinet
And now I'm dolled up, dragged up
Sat on the bog and draggin on a roll up
This lavatory seat's freezing, I've got a cold butt (wo)
Now, you may say the way I play is soulless
I say it's realistic using the head of my shoulders
Because while everybody else is chasing after gold dust
I'm laying back and selling shovels in the gold rush
I'm in a toilet stall with a bullet hole in the wall
But if you go for glory, then I'll go for your balls

[Bonecage:]
I found a pistol in the bathroom
Somebody put a pistol in the bathroom
Somebody was cleaning their gun
While they were taking a shit (uh)
I found a pistol in the bathroom
Somebody put a pistol in the bathroom
I'm going to number one
With the gun I found in the bathroom

[Dan Bull:]
Gnarly, how can you aim a shot at somebody you can't see?
No one saw me standing there, not even Paul McCartney (bruv)
You want me? Fucking well, come and find me
I'll be waiting with a gun and a pack of sarnies (jeez)
Now I'm not weapons trained and I don't know karate
But I'll fight you and your family and your army
If you think I'm coming out this bathroom - hardly
I'll be the last one in the chocolate factory like Charlie
Aw, you're not invited, it's a one man party
Not sharing my shelter for shit, I'm not Bob Marley
Not going to get up, stand up
There's too much burning and looting and having the gun jamming's
A concern, when you're shooting
Try my pioneering new type of conflict resolution
Hiding where guys are normally performing their ablutions
Just remember, when you're done to flush the latrine
This is the secret to the way I keep so fresh and so clean
If you're haveng PUBG problems, I feel bad for you, son
I beat ninety nine opponents and I haven't shot one

[Bonecage:]
I found a pistol in the bathroom
Somebody put a pistol in the bathroom (woo)
Somebody was cleaning their gun
While they were taking a shit (hah)
I found a pistol in the bathroom
Somebody put a pistol in the bathroom (me?)
I'm going to number one
With the gun I found in the bathroom





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  1. M.... M....

    Me: I'm gonna do it this time, im gonna land and loot the hot area, im gonna do it

    17 other players: *land there too*

    Me:

  2. T.... ....

    But like... (he looks good in makeup...)

  3. �.... �....

    Where did you get a newspaper of russian communistic consignment?

  4. s.... W....

    this rap is epic you rock dan bull

  5. O.... ....

    I actually like this song

  6. C.... V....

    Does anyone feel like BoneCage and Rusty Cage oughta duke it out on the beats?

  7. M.... W....

    Holy shit. After so long time after listening this song I realized there is counter on right top that shows how many people are alive.

  8. x.... B....

    Personally his best

  9. M.... ....

    On newspaper atop Dan writing: TRUTH about crisis CPRF

  10. D.... :....

    i love it!

  11. K.... D....

    I laughed myself silly that was gold! And the chorus is so catchy!

  12. G.... ....

    Gives me nostalgia for some reason, when pubg was fun

  13. p.... 2....

    0:07 Did anyone else notice the broccoli in the window?

  14. D.... -....

    Very fun vid!

  15. F.... L....

    Where did you find a newspaper with russians headline?
    *translation of headline: The truth about crysis*

  16. S.... B....

    Couldn't you just shoot through the window

  17. x.... ....

    This is awesome Dan! Good work! :D

  18. T.... ....

    At the end I was expecting an opponent to open the bathroom door then the guy in the bathroom get shot then died

  19. U.... ....

    but wait, how did #2 die? who killed him?

  20. A.... h....

    2:01 1:57

  21. C.... ....

    Sees a rapper win a game by staying in the bathroom the entire time
    Tries it
    Gets shot at
    Cries

  22. B.... 1....

    i actually found a gun in the bathroom in PUBG XD

  23. C.... ....

    I found a pistol in the bathroom somebody was cleaning their gun while taking a s***

  24. E.... ....

    someBODY WAS CLEANING THEIR GUN

  25. E.... ....

    sick beat

  26. F.... ....

    It's awesome but im just thinking why rhyme "cleanign his gun" on "taking a shit" and not on "taking a dumb"? :D shit kinda sounds off sadly. Still amazing!

  27. B.... B....

    love that shirt!

  28. �.... �....

    Отлично, Дэн как обычно хорош!

  29. Y.... L....

    Dan bull you rock bro keep making more videos bro

  30. H.... ....

    Nice Beretta 92FS mate !

  31. J.... M....

    Лол, там газета "ПРАВДА".

  32. O.... S....

    This needs to be a challenge in PUBG

  33. H.... ....

    Lucky Circle. Damn.

  34. o.... ....

    Nice Radiohead - Talk show host reference :)

  35. m.... ....

    охренеть... почему газеты так сразу Русские?

  36. J.... S....

    Weird thing... I listened to this while I shat...

  37. L.... J....

    x1.25 speed is where it’s at

  38. N.... ....

    I like the bathroom

  39. D.... H....

    Nice bro

  40. X.... ....

    the bonecage dan bull colab is always the best

  41. T.... 0....

    i wish i got a game that lasted 3 mins

  42. T.... P....

    Man, Dan just won a chicken dinner by just sitting in a toilet

  43. G.... B....

    Que é brasileiro

  44. a.... g....

    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/cops-teacher-left-gun-in-bathroom-elementary-kids-found-it/

    Turns out somebody did put a pistol in the bathroom. Were you in the School, by any chance, Dan?

  45. M.... ....

    I love the way you are quite clearly mocking Ali-a with that thumbnail 😂

  46. H.... A....

    This was hilarious. Really. I... I needed that.

  47. y.... ....

    Honestly this is the tactic I keep trying and failing.

    Never make it past 20. Why?

    Because of those rare encounters you find trying to avoid everyone. And I can't shoot worth beans.

  48. K.... P....

    If ur having sewing problems I feel bad for u son...I got 99 problems and a stitch aint one...

  49. D.... P....

    I watched this while on the toilet. What a cawinsadis

  50. W.... D....

    The best!!!!!

  51. W.... '....

    THIS IS AWARE!

  52. d.... ....

    No lie the first 45 seconds perfectly explains the inside of the Head of the people who will me hiding in bathroom

  53. M.... C....

    loved that ending, god I miss playing goodlen eye

  54. A.... ....

    SUBT DUDE YOU ARE AWSOME

  55. U.... ....

    This honestly deserves way more views and likes than it has.

  56. I.... ....

    Між ними в тому в тому в тому в тому в тому числі

    I.... ....

    Lil bro and then you are a good for me a good for me a good for me a good for me a good for me a good for this week I think of my life in my own but it's just want to the same time to a little too many times in my life of a good luck in this week I am so many years old man and it is that he is the same way to get the to get the most people in this year for me a single day 5

    I.... ....

    Sorry for shitposting

  57. N.... O....

    Ye its fun until you come back to your pc or xobox and see your 10 Miles away from the border and its 10 seconds till the stom starts coming

  58. N.... ....

    Someone put a pistol in the bathroom I'll go number 2 with the gun I found in the bathroom ha poo jokes

  59. T.... R....

    To cringey

  60. N.... ....

    Is this is a joke haha

  61. Z.... S....

    Hello from morroco i loved you song dan continue

  62. s.... C....

    I found a pistol in the toilet on 7 days to die.

  63. R.... ....

    This... this is art

  64. E.... ....

    This song is amazing! I honestly cant understand why the view count is so undeservedly low. Hopefully everyone purchasing the track(Including myself) is thanks enough Dan Bull

  65. j.... ....

    You have to admit he has a point, if this were and IRL situation it wouldn't be a very good idea to be running around out in the open.

  66. r.... ....

    Dan gets a chicken dinner.

  67. D.... ....

    this suck man im sorry dan but this stinks

    D.... ....

    i love every other song tho

  68. f.... ....

    while listening to this song I was playing 7 days to die and found a pistol in a toilet

  69. G.... 1....

    Play 0:07 in 144p...

  70. A.... ....

    *Dies to the circle*

  71. G.... ....

    "chaseing after GoldDust" that just makes me think of me running away while my friends try fucking team killing me like every game I play with them.. Is that bad?

  72. s.... ....

    Surprisingly enough, the FTL title music goes perfectly over this.

  73. T.... ....

    Is that a russsian newspapers at the background? There's a symbol of Communist Party of Russian Federation. XD

  74. W.... A....

    at least the fps didn't drop

  75. A.... ....

    That Jay-Z reference, though... damn that was good.

  76. T.... ....

    Your videos are getting better every year man, and i'v been following you for quite the time now. Thanks for keeping up the good shit.

  77. D.... M....

    I absolutely love this 😄

  78. J.... K....

    The only trigger warning is the way he holds that pistol...

  79. J.... L....

    By the way nem I love ye embarrassing raps man so funny

  80. J.... L....

    I got a question to ask why is that pistol in a tolilet and not causing chos on pubg

  81. K.... E....

    Amazin sonng. Heard it way to much.

  82. N.... O....

    When you get killed so many times by this you make a song about it

  83. G.... L....

    thats an shitty toilet dan

  84. S.... 5....

    Derp face 0.09

  85. F.... P....

    this was class
    you earned my like my dude XD

  86. C.... H....

    The chorus has me crying!!!!
    GG Dan

  87. F.... L....

    While they were taking a shiiiii

  88. E.... 2....

    who leaked me playing any looting game

  89. E.... ....

    Правда о кризисе? Откуда у вас тэта газета?)

  90. B.... ....

    I'd honestly love to see more irl music videos for Dan's songs

  91. C.... R....

    OMG You are fucking Handsome 😘😘😘 do foi Will Marry me???

  92. F.... F....

    Do you like pyrocynical´s channel?

  93. G.... F....

    you can't rap lol

    G.... F....

    You're deaf

  94. D.... B....

    Thanks to Bonecage for the awesomely weird chorus!
    This song is also on Spotify along with all my other game raps, check them out here: https://open.spotify.com/user/douglby/playlist/7x8UWetW3pfcwDgFEDDru8

    D.... B....

    Can you do Hollow Knight next? :)

    D.... B....

    Made me laugh mate.
    thanks for that.

    D.... B....

    Hey Dan, I recommend you try a free game called Barotrauma, developed by Undertow Games. You play as one of 5 crew members in a submarine on Neptune; mechanic, engineer, captain, doctor, and security officer, each with their own skills and items. You have to manage your submarine, possibly fighting off sea abominations, such as giant worms that could swallow your sub whole, or a human-sized shrimp out for blood. You have to complete a mission, some of which have a deadly twist; delivering Husk eggs can result in crew contamination, where someone is infested with a parasite that uses an apendage that shoots from the throat to inject eggs.

    Generally, it would be horrifying, except for the clown suit and goofy walking and running.

    D.... B....

    Dan Bull How about World of warship rap?

    D.... B....

    Pew pew