Dan Bull - Pimp My Rig Lyrics






Times have changed since hip hop's golden age
Every song in the rap charts now
Was made on a computer
But who made the computer?

Xzibit's gone, so let me present exhibit one
We're going to give up cars and start pimping what he didn't done
Not into supercars, I'd rather choose computer parts
There's more meaning in CPUs than in music and arts
Building a mean machine, who needs wheels on it?
It's not the journey or the destination, it's the way you feel from it
There's a buzz I get from fiddling with electronics
Bore my friends to death talking about it, they're like "Next topic!
Stop it", but you can't kill off a virus with antibiotics
I'm addicted to fixing up systems, it's my narcotic
And if I get on Mastermind it'll be my topic
There's not a problem that can't be solved with hard logic
Nope, there's not a benchmark on this chart that can't be raised
Part swapping, overclocking, till the card's ablaze
I built Jesus' PC blessed with eternal grace
Jeez, I even brush my teeth with thermal paste
My case fan's spinning like a lost spaceman
I told 8pack "Mate stop, it's not a race, man"
You've lost, adjust your game plan, so just watch the way Dan
Whips up a wicked system like Mary Berry makes jam
I can install new drivers using just a screwdriver
Check it, I'm the detective of tech tips, so who's Linus?
There's two types of people trying to build a PC
Those who aren't the best in the world, and me

Pimp my rig
I make this wizardry look easy
Pimp my rig
Building a beast of a PC
Pimp my rig
Selecting my components
Pimp my rig
To get them better than opponents
Pimp my rig
Gotta be completely in control
Pimp my rig
That's why I'll never need a console
Pimp my rig
From Romania to Cali
I'm up a mountain looking down at Silicon Valley

See these charts on 3DMark? Yeah? That's me being smart
I don't just double up my GPUs like ZZ Top
I triple crossfire, while you're getting crossed wires
Budget's not a constraint, I don't bother to cost parts
PC builders are a new breed of rock star
But it's nothing new, we're just rebooting a lost art
They say the whole universe is an actual simulation
Well I'm the one that installed in on the battle station
My RAM sticks are all chrome, yours are Mortoni
I speak every programming language down to Morse code
C++ plus when I plug in the power supply
My town loses light for dozens of hours at a time (sorry)
Good job I stuffed the case with LEDs in RGB
There's so many colours changing therein we can hardly see
They call me cooler master P, pulling apart PCs
Then boasting about it over such a nasty beat
'Course I make the performance rise again (yeah)
I'm sure your watercooling's nice but is it dipped in liquid nitrogen
Your heat sink's the weak link, you've bricked it
Now your screen seems as if it's been drenched in Japanese ink
I got a cupboard full of motherboards, yours is left bare
There's bugger all in there, except for some compressed air
I'm telling you there's less there than Terry Crews' chest hair
Somewhere in this song is a buried clue, can you guess where?

Pimp my rig
I make this wizardry look easy
Pimp my rig
Building a beast of a PC
Pimp my rig
Selecting my components
Pimp my rig
To get them better than opponents
Pimp my rig
Gotta be completely in control
Pimp my rig
That's why I'll never need a console
Pimp my rig
From Romania to Cali
I'm up a mountain looking down at Silicon Valley





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  1. F.... ....

    Our Father, who art in Newegg
    Hallowed be thy tech, thy pc come
    Your will be done, on BIOS as it is in IOS
    Give us this day, our daily Threadripper
    And forgive us, our excess thermal paste
    As we forgive those who shill against us
    Lead us not into overheating CPUs

    And deliver us from Intel

  2. R.... ....

    Is there a place in Cambridge i can build a computer at

  3. S.... J....

    lyrics:
    Times have changed since hip hop's golden age
    Every song in the rap charts now
    Was made on a computer
    But who made the computer?

    Xzibit's gone, so let me present exhibit one
    We're going to give up cars and start pimping what he didn't done
    Not into supercars, I'd rather choose computer parts
    There's more meaning in CPUs than in music and arts
    Building a mean machine, who needs wheels on it?
    It's not the journey or the destination, it's the way you feel from it
    There's a buzz I get from fiddling with electronics
    Bore my friends to death talking about it, they're like "Next topic!
    Stop it", but you can't kill off a virus with antibiotics
    I'm addicted to fixing up systems, it's my narcotic
    And if I get on Mastermind it'll be my topic
    There's not a problem that can't be solved with hard logic
    Nope, there's not a benchmark on this chart that can't be raised
    Part swapping, overclocking, till the card's ablaze
    I built Jesus' PC blessed with eternal grace
    Jeez, I even brush my teeth with thermal paste
    My case fan's spinning like a lost spaceman
    I told 8pack "Mate stop, it's not a race, man"
    You've lost, adjust your game plan, so just watch the way Dan
    Whips up a wicked system like Mary Berry makes jam
    I can install new drivers using just a screwdriver
    Check it, I'm the detective of tech tips, so who's Linus?
    There's two types of people trying to build a PC
    Those who aren't the best in the world, and me

    Pimp my rig
    I make this wizardry look easy
    Pimp my rig
    Building a beast of a PC
    Pimp my rig
    Selecting my components
    Pimp my rig
    To get them better than opponents
    Pimp my rig
    Gotta be completely in control
    Pimp my rig
    That's why I'll never need a console
    Pimp my rig
    From Romania to Cali
    I'm up a mountain looking down at Silicon Valley

    See these charts on 3DMark? Yeah? That's me being smart
    I don't just double up my GPUs like ZZ Top
    I triple crossfire, while you're getting crossed wires
    Budget's not a constraint, I don't bother to cost parts
    PC builders are a new breed of rock star
    But it's nothing new, we're just rebooting a lost art
    They say the whole universe is an actual simulation
    Well I'm the one that installed in on the battle station
    My RAM sticks are all chrome, yours are Mortoni
    I speak every programming language down to Morse code
    C++ plus when I plug in the power supply
    My town loses light for dozens of hours at a time (sorry)
    Good job I stuffed the case with LEDs in RGB
    There's so many colours changing therein we can hardly see
    They call me cooler master P, pulling apart PCs
    Then boasting about it over such a nasty beat
    'Course I make the performance rise again (yeah)
    I'm sure your watercooling's nice but is it dipped in liquid nitrogen
    Your heat sink's the weak link, you've bricked it
    Now your screen seems as if it's been drenched in Japanese ink
    I got a cupboard full of motherboards, yours is left bare
    There's bugger all in there, except for some compressed air
    I'm telling you there's less there than Terry Crews' chest hair
    Somewhere in this song is a buried clue, can you guess where?

    Pimp my rig
    I make this wizardry look easy
    Pimp my rig
    Building a beast of a PC
    Pimp my rig
    Selecting my components
    Pimp my rig
    To get them better than opponents
    Pimp my rig
    Gotta be completely in control
    Pimp my rig
    That's why I'll never need a console
    Pimp my rig
    From Romania to Cali
    I'm up a mountain looking down at Silicon Valley

  4. H.... A....

    *#DAMNDaniel* 🔥

  5. J.... ....

    I think thermal paste would taste awful

  6. E.... ....

    Watched this video and kept saying
    “Pimp My Rig”
    Like if you did too (you don’t have to)

  7. C.... N....

    It sound like am I ree instead of pimp my rig

  8. F.... ....

    Add a pulblic comment...

  9. V.... ....

    these sponsored videos are getting better

  10. F.... ....

    wait did you actually put thermal paste into your mouth?!

  11. S.... J....

    iTunes?...Spotify??

  12. �.... �....

    *Симулятор сборки пк, штаааа?*

  13. m.... e....

    NIEN report to Auschwitz in 2 weeks you will be exterminated for disrespecting Linus Tech tips

  14. S.... ....

    *pC m45t3R r4c3*

  15. R.... ....

    Dan Bull really most underrated person on youtube. Deserve more subscribers and views.

  16. T.... O....

    Who found this vid from linus’ link?

  17. J.... W....

    Be sure to have vodka cooling like Boris

  18. D.... A....

    Wooo preach man! anyone reminded of demon days when you hear this songs style?

  19. A.... P....

    Tech Tips
    Whos Linus????

  20. I.... P....

    This music is dopeness, the dude is ferocious / The sickest tune about computer components /

  21. d.... c....

    Me and my uncle are building a pc for me and while we work on it ima definitely play this song and after I finish the pc I’m definitely going to play this game

  22. T.... ....

    This is a "BS" Rap Song :)

  23. T.... ....

    0:39 BBW hehe l

  24. C.... M....

    Douglby tips...hahahaha!!!

  25. h.... k....

    alot for the past 7 years ive listened to you, sorry for the feels just thought id put it out while i can

  26. C.... ....

    Sound old school and i like it the other pc building rap was really not that good but the flow on that one is perfect 👌

  27. R.... ....

    BITWIT ENTERS THE BATTLE

  28. a.... p....

    If engineers become rappers.

  29. A.... P....

    Sometimes I just don't understand how YouTube work. How come this awesome song didn't goes viral?

  30. O.... ....

    Damn Daniel!

    Yes I know that one is dead.

  31. E.... ....

    Pure gold!!!!!

  32. R.... A....

    Hi Dan Bull, I would like to suggest you look at the game Darkest Dungeon, it has an interesting story and great audio design. I think you’d find inspiration for a new song from this cool game. Hope everything’s going good with you. Thanks

  33. J.... A....

    Thumbnail looks like mark wahlberg.

  34. J.... A....

    Im gonna make an art rap song lol

  35. w.... p....

    Lol. I actually like it

  36. L.... B....

    please do @crypt youtube rappers part 2

  37. S.... N....

    The nostalgia this song brings me :) always showing up the devil in the Hotness department. 💜

  38. T.... R....

    Linis was here

  39. E.... ....

    From Romania with love, mate... we'll hack your rig. Then sell the info to the highest bidder. With love.

  40. j.... D....

    Are u going to do a rap for borderlands 3 ?????

  41. j.... ....

    I'm here for the smoosh face cats and mad rhymes.

  42. B.... i....

    Hey dan i doubt youll see this but i love your music so much it always makes my day better when i listen to it and its made getting through life alot easier i just Wanna say thanks alot for the past 7 years ive listened to you, sorry for the feels just thought id put it out while i can

  43. H.... i....

    Sound old school and i like it the other pc building rap was really not that good but the flow on that one is perfect 👌

  44. B.... M....

    PC master race the game

  45. O.... ....

    Mate, the song is good but that watercooling loop is disgusting

    O.... ....

    Hey, I did the best I could.

  46. A.... M....

    you can't kill a virus with antibiotics.

  47. m.... ....

    This should be the trailer to their game

  48. A.... &....

    please make life is strange: before the storm rap

  49. S.... ....

    Dan Bull being a PC master race beast as always

  50. N.... J....

    People use toothpaste as their thermal paste because of the mint that gives it a cooling sensation
    And you brush your teeth with thermal Paste XD

  51. r.... k....

    Actually really well produced. Great lyrics without being cringy

  52. J.... L....

    It's really not difficult to build PCs, especially these days. Pre- plug n play. ISA cards, IRQ settings and no internet to speak of you could find stuff out quickly. Oh so much fun cos photoshop on a 486 was oh so decent.

  53. T.... R....

    This is cringey as fuck

    T.... R....

    Yassss!

  54. P.... H....

    Hm,didnt expect you to know about pc parts,seems im a idiot,i shoudnt understimate ppl

  55. R.... P....

    Hey, I know this comment may get lost and the request is for an old game, but maybe you could do a critical hit for the old Star Wars: Republic Commandos?

  56. S.... S....

    This is amazing

  57. G.... B....

    Rip Linus and jay

  58. d.... ....

    PC Master Race forever

  59. A.... ....

    I really hope you didn't use real thermal paste in the brushing scene. There's often liquid metals and compounds in there that are very harmful. A layer of keratin protects your outer skin from absorbing the compounds, but the inside of your mouth has no such protection. Hopefully you did not ingest any of it.

  60. t.... g....

    MY NOTIFICATIONS HAVE FAILED ME AGAIN :’(

  61. L.... ....

    Dude, you have serious talent

  62. F.... ....

    LTT with the comeback, Lol!

    Also, I have notifications turned on and I STILL didn't find out about this till today, and then only through Linus.

  63. R.... ....

    OMG ANOTHER RAP FOR PCBS!!!! YESSSS

  64. P.... C....

    *Linus enters the chat*

  65. A.... J....

    This is amazing!

  66. Q.... R....

    erb of compoopers

  67. A.... H....

    you brush your teeth with thermal paste....... da fuq dude

  68. E.... S....

    Haha this is rad thanks L.S. my peeps out in canadia land shared this shiizz aka LMG Linus Media Group

  69. E.... ....

    Actually amazing

  70. J.... R....

    Hay danbull can you do a rap for borderlands 3 for some more hype going back to the borderlands

  71. A.... V....

    Pure nerd fuel!

  72. R.... B....

    On point!

  73. B.... B....

    Yo, i have never been into these sorts of channels but this got me subbed. Congrats, you are making it bro

  74. j.... j....

    **Linus has left the chat**

  75. V.... N....

    Creative!

  76. T.... T....

    Yesssss

  77. T.... ....

    Dan Bull's channel is so underrated.. He is truly a good rapper and an amazing creator!

  78. o.... ....

    Lol my Cooler Master Master Box 5 is famous :D

  79. F.... ....

    Goxlr continuation...want one. £400 heavy though.

  80. C.... C....

    Who is Linus XD

  81. I.... a....

    I never thoughtt I would hear Mary Berry and Linus come out of the same individual's mouth.

  82. M.... n....

    Thats not a very enticing thumbnail tbh

  83. s.... ....

    But where's motor bike man 12

  84. D.... ....

    Saw this via Linus' post and expected something really cringey but I'm positively surprised

    D.... ....

    Check out his video with Epic Rap Battles where he's Jack the Ripper vs Hannibal Lector. He's amazing!

  85. L.... F....

    EPIC!!!!

  86. B.... F....

    I’m here bc Linus

  87. E.... ....

    dude, this is awesomesauce

  88. L.... D....

    How long must it have taken to wash the thermal paste out of his mouth

  89. A.... K....

    Linus sent me here

  90. M.... ....

    1:07 shots fired 😱😱

  91. R.... A....

    This is absolutely amazing! Linus shared this! (with a little reply xD)

  92. D.... B....

    Thanks to The Irregular Corporation for sponsoring me to make this video. It was fun. Play PC Building Simulator here: https://www.pcbuildingsim.com/
    Also listen to this song and literally 400 of my other songs on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/user/douglby/playlist/7x8UWetW3pfcwDgFEDDru8?si=2HEZ4czYTJGKb51lRVgqqQ

    D.... B....

    Wondering how much the muscular fellow studied while working out tbh ;u; lol. Some of the most angelic get dealt with by dull minds, I don't know the person but I know on average people can be more disappointing than us, Dan, and Kaitlyn Signature might be mine or your kindred spirit. You're doing well for the speed friendly minds, but consider making a video at some point in the future that is your version of the smooth kind of avante garde, yeah? I'm still working on getting things aligned to be a collaborator but we or rather I must be patient and continue to apply godly pressure to my expectations with my mortal timeliness. Sort of a smooth dance through a slog if you resonate with that. Peace bro, good stuff.

    D.... B....

    Dan, as someone who’s been a fan since you teamed up with the Yogscast, I’m fine with advertisements.

    Just so long as you keep making the best raps you can - and recently, you’ve been doing exactly that!

    D.... B....

    Can you make a song on cloud gaming as well?

    D.... B....

    Gutted Linus hasn't responded