Dan Bull - PewDiePie Rap Roast (Rap Roasts #2) Lyrics




I feel a little bad dissing a healthy wholesome Christian channel
It's gonna hit a nerve, like a dentist drill just split enamel
But if you listen out, you'll hear some sounds that I'll be saying
That'll get inside your brain and you'll never feel quite the same
Now, for the benefit of kids to whom I've not been introduced
I'm Dan Bull, a man who'll make you think, but using cringey tunes
It's like an interview, except that I rip into you
With rhymes and lyrics that'll get inside and sting like Vindaloo
But I'm just dissing you to get the views, Mr. Pewds
Unlike Onision, who is just rude, I can resist a feud
I pick and choose my victims like you pick your whiskey, dude
Just get a whiff of those big digits and I hit the booze
I'm getting sick and woozy sniffing the Hibiki fumes
Just give us a minute, consider this an interlude
While I nick your format and I twist it to "Get pissed you lose"
So if you do get pissed at this dispute, I guess you missed the truth

It's just a new and different route for me to redistribute
My criticism of big issues by which we're each affected too
These days it hits the YouTubes before it hits the news
That's why they're swift to try to get a libel hit on you
So I just sit amused at this dispute for which a truce
Is just as blooming likely as if finding that they print the truth
You dream of receiving a teabagging from G-Dragon
But I don't think he'll go for a skinny Swedish Steve Bannon
I'd tell you to delete your channel but I'd be here all night
Hold tight, you made a keyboard macro to be "alt right"
Oh my, did I just push your buttons? You're the touchy type
You could be right aligned, centre, left, but you're not justified
If I could underline the stuff that I'm disgusted by
You'd just see stripes across the writing like a crusty white piece of tiger bread
I'd like to peek inside your head
So I could see just why you said the things that people like to get offended by

Sometimes it seems just like they really like to be upset
But on the other side, there could be times that we forget
If you breathe a breath and move your lips about in certain shapes
It makes it tricky to discern if you're dispersing hate
I personally believe that you're a decent person, great
So don't feed your haters with an easy way to circulate beliefs that you're in league with a certain recent German state
It's like a skirmish in the street, it's not even worth it, mate
You got the Wall Street Journal hating, they should give you some credit
You made a way to monetise from browsing your own subreddit
Yeah, let the fans make the content and you just get it
Ad lib over the top of it, you barely even need to edit
Now this sounds callous, but well, I'm just putting it out there
You used to have your art in galleries and now you sell chairs
Your network dropped you, your net worth dropped, you
Could be better off trying to get work in a shop, you

Might as well just drop Vlogs, go back to selling hot dogs
And speaking of hot dogs, they're absolutely not pugs
Actually, I feel bad for saying that, I'll leave them out of it
Now, 'cause it isn't your pets' fault their daddy smells of fish
Anyone can set a Yeti on a desk and shout at it
Come to think about it, it's the thing I'm doing now, flip
Picking controversial topics out to get the mouse clicks
Except if I was you now, I'd take the Mick of Auschwitz
How many million Jews died, Pewds? About six?
I guess that's insignificant to your subscriber count, Felix
If anyone wants to break their contract with Maker Studios
Pewdie knows a new solution: Just make a stupid joke
But wait a blooming moment, Maker Studios are owned by Disney
The very same Disney that made this scene
That's still available for kids of any age to see
Hmm, I guess it's different when they're Asian clichés

It's double standards, plus it's underhanded business practice
YouTube will never give a slapped wrist over Disney's tactics
They're bringing too many views from useful demographics
While declaring bans on other channels, it's undemocratic
You'll never crack the algorithm, it's too enigmatic
To reach your own subscribers now, you'd better be telepathic
So I guess we'll never know, but on a level, though
I'm empathetic for the other fellows signed to Revelmode
You took them on your ship, then left them on an Archipelago
About as relevant as Leafy, saying "swag" and "hella dope"
You're breaking YouTube's safety policy, be careful, bro
No I ent, I'm just taking the P, look, Kwebbelko
Take the letters of PewDiePie and turn them to an anagram:
"I wipe deep", is there somethin' that you wanna tell me, man?
You've gone from looking like a cheap G-Dragon rip off
To someone the police'd need to speak to, they received a tip off

I see your beard growing, so excuse me for assuming
But a primary sign of depression is neglecting your personal grooming
Fumbling through the kitchen, trying to stick together crap meals
Drinking whiskey on your own at home, I know how that feels
I understand, man, it's a cry for help
These are deep feelings each and every guy has felt
I say you're suffering in silence, it isn't that obsurd
You were in the Ricegum diss track and didn't rap a word





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Dan Bull PewDiePie Rap Roast (Rap Roasts #2) Comments
  1. Jack Smith

    This video is 2 years old today

  2. Stacey Whale

    Roast t series 😀 I never even seen t series

  3. Plasma Pea

    4:31 to save you some time

  4. Emerald

    The beat's from "PEWDIEPIE'S SONG" right I like that song

  5. AltPoki

    Anyone remember when danbull used to be good?

  6. Lily Frey

    This is one of the most clever diss tracks I've ever listened to. It's one of those videos I come back to every once in awhile because it's that good.

  7. Arik Kavanagh

    I got an actual ad when he said a word from our sponsor.

  8. Kaffe Stein

    *RRRICKY B-B-B-BERRRRRWIIIIIIICK!*

  9. Robo Wealthy

    Who else is stunned by the morgan freeman scene?

  10. Maui McNword

    this was beautiful

  11. Shadow Monarch IX

    You should do a rap roast on Matpat (film theory/game theory) just for the fun of it

  12. NO ANIME :0

    Justs say “You literally stole from a smaller youtuber and said you started it”

  13. nutan kindo

    legendary

  14. ExtremePlaysRBLX

    this sound like the pewdiepie song
    cuz it is

  15. Dimitrije Stanojevic

    Uou are noob and uou are stupid hater

  16. Clock

    A pew die pie vid came out when I was watching this😂😂😂😂🤯🤯

  17. cyberash3000

    id like him to roast drunken master lol

  18. Shriram Shedke

    Pewds fan before watching the vid : dan wtf
    Later : ohhhh

  19. xdb3aStT

    is this DKartist

  20. Vinove Bombom

    eat shit

  21. Overactive_iceBreaker

    Why pewdiepie man

  22. Tilomai Samu

    Who the f*** is PewDiePie

  23. Infinityslenderfoxy

    When Dan said ‘now a word from our sponsors’ a advert for wish came up

  24. Arno William

    Fuck him

  25. Ikku Hishikawa

    Were there parts of an older Dan Bull PewDiePie song in there?

  26. jeremy gilbert

    Ricky Berwick lol

  27. Lumtastic

    Petition to get this video banned

  28. Broplaybro

    I got an add right after he said: "And now, an urgent respond of our sponsor."

    kaiser1845 l

    Felt intentional

  29. Tyler Stone

    Anyone watching this after Logan Paul is dead? Even fucking funnier when he says "apparently Logan Paul is DEFINITELY..." I THOUGHT FOR SURE HE WAS GONNA SAY DEAD

  30. Joscee

    I thought I was in for a laugh, I ended up with tear and anger. The Paul's are disgusting trashy characters. Thanks Dan for being one of the awesomest youtubers ever.

  31. Nick 332

    I just realized that the beat is the same with the "PEWDIEPIE SONG" by Dan! (Do anyone get that or is it just me?)

  32. Thumbless

    The background moosec reminded me of the PewDiePie song

  33. BedirDrawsStuff

    As soon as he said "And now a word from our sponsors" an ad started playing..

  34. snowfreeze

    your mid-vid ads suck camel balls.

  35. BobbyMelon Kids

    "You used to have your art in galleries and now you sell chairs"

    BARS

  36. Tektube

    Roast KSI

  37. iSaLaDi • GTYT

    this man is epic

  38. arctic 1099

    This video is shit :)

    Cerberus

    and your an idiot

    Cerberus

    and your probably subbed to T-Series

  39. Florence Deschamps

    a
    a
    a
    a

  40. Alam Junior

    PewDiePie doesn't care about you. Cuz he's busy to defeat T-series

  41. Megaman209

    who else misses the days when Felix used to upload gaming regularly

  42. Richard Nightcore

    25 mil subs in 1 year xD

  43. thelonelystoner

    4:32 for newcomers

  44. Lily Frey

    Damn this is a fair but still pretty scathing diss track. I like your style.

  45. Rhaast Darkin

    Diss eminem




    Just saying






    Ill go home bye

  46. Lotus Drake

    Dan bull, you’re invited to the cookout 😊👍🏾

  47. what canyousaythatagain

    Or markiplier/jacksepticeye

  48. what canyousaythatagain

    Please do danplan they are asking

  49. Robo Lizard

    Youshoob

  50. Lava XD

    wait why is the lyric's font that angry bird game thing

  51. evilal20

    This is why Brits shouldn't rap 😥😂

  52. Ryan Swanson1320

    What other song was that background track used in?

  53. kanziek 1

    Did he just predict the battle?

  54. Betsabe Martinez

    Diss Track starts at 4:36

  55. dante ungas

    This was uploaded in ma bday

  56. Jay the SmallMellow

    Didn’t this guy make that pewdiepie song with the camel n shit? How the turn tables.

  57. Samuel Braithwaite

    Wait, you dissed the media more than PewDiePie?

  58. Dylan Nishikata

    When did tseriees vs pewds started ?? Did Morgan freeman predicted the war?? XD

  59. Tropics Penguin Gacha

    Anti pewdiepie dude here who will join me to stop this racist punk!!!!!

    BobbyMelon Kids

    You know that this video is a joke right

  60. John Manthorpe

    The beginning of this was foreshadowing

  61. JamalsGamingYT

    RIP HEAD
    PHONE USERS

  62. Carreb

    Delete this

  63. Crazy Miraak

    Is that fckin god ? I mean morgan freeman ?

  64. PSYCOBYONIC

    Omg that music i remember...

  65. ITZM1I

    The instrumental of this sounds familiar.

  66. KevinTube

    YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!!!

    Siren

    Yes, and you sound very smart.

  67. hOi! i'm Temmie

    How dare you

  68. Blitzkrieg Gaming

    I am over a year late on watching this video. But I am a soldier in the BRO Army. Time for war...


    Sir, you'll be hearing from me certainly. I'll get you those views you crave.

  69. Luka

    Nobody gonna mention how he's using the beat from "PewDiePie's song" ?

  70. Mo Oddly

    bitch lasagnia

  71. Ramen Boy

    Well, when PewDiePie LITERALLY TELLS YOU TO ROAST HIM, You do so.

  72. CordEmpire

    i still think bitch lasanga tbh

  73. Max Gaming4455

    Vid starts at 4:30

  74. Mr Swag

    *t series wants to know your location*

  75. Wendy Cuevas

    Roast Jake paul (no need a reason you already know)

  76. bcfb21

    4:33 for music

  77. Ender Stine

    The forshadow is real

  78. 16 17

    Remember when it was 60,000,000. The good old days

    27IQ

    16 17 now it’s 100 mil 😂

  79. Anany Dwivedi

    Is that a Hopsin beat

  80. InMySpareTime

    The fuck is the intro. I usually play devils advocate and defend just like creative expression against claims of racism but it's a rough intro.

  81. FALLOUT BROS

    You have disobeyed our leader you have sinned

  82. wolf of games

    can u do a roast on my small channel?

  83. Twy Guy

    pews is better in my opinion

  84. Paul Phillips

    Lmao half the disses were of msm 😂😂💀

  85. PROTO gamez

    please roast me and i will make rap roast about you

  86. X_ Angel

    *T-Series has left the chat*

  87. Monsur Habib

    pewds gained 20+ million subs since this vid.... this vid feels outdated in less than 1 yr

  88. Tommy Dancer

    I bet a lot of people told you to roast T-Series recently, didn't they? <3 <3

  89. Mikey Burford

    Can't stop listening! so DAMN CATCHY

  90. Epic Myth

    Yes do you think of the beginning of the video is a tiny bit racist

  91. Dan Bull

    Tell me, who should be the next roast vegetable, and why?

    dejam

    DO A DISS TRACK ON JT MUSIC

    forstes

    i mean... i think jake paul

    Trash Gaming

    Why pewdiepie... How about t-series

    ShadowElixir

    Do a Distrack on the Minecraft Player "Maciek110251" cuz he is SOOOO anoyin'

    Stacey Whale

    T SERIES