Dan Bull - KSI Rap Roast (Rap Roasts #4) Lyrics






Dear KSI
Regarding your anticipated fight
You stated all creators may apply
A blatant lie
Your survey provided no way to say
If I was the preferred antagonist
To ram a fist into your face and why?

Dismayed I tried to rack my brains and find
An explanation, finally one came to mind:
"JJ is afraid to die"
Yeah he'd rather take a dive than face the guy
That makes the gaming rhymes
He'd rather stay inside today and hide away and cry
I'll be at the weigh in like
"I've been training day and night"
Bulking up my body weight with takeaway and pints
My massive girth will bring you back to earth, KSI
Cause mate, behaving like a God's a way of inviting deicide
It'll be over so quick we won't need to stream it
We'll just make a vine
You may rewind that to appreciate, take your time
The layers I can iron into shape
Require bare time
They hide the fact they're highbrow
Kinda like your hairline

When you were born the doctors thought
It was a diplodocus egg
My raps are like your bandana
Non-stop off the top of the head
I thought that Jack Douglass had a massive cranium
But yours is the reason we need a bigger capacity stadium
Last time you trained to raise your fitness up
At the gymnasium
They raised the alarm mistaking you for an invading alien
Maybe that explains the way you interact with ladies mate
Cause making "rapey faces" ain't really your saving grace
You're thinking that your baby face
Enables incorrect behaviour
Making mental illness jabs then play like you're their actual saviour
You're chatting vapour
It's no surprise your raps are bait bruh
So I'm afraid I'll have to roast you like a jacket potato

I know promoting fights involves a type of boastful gloating
But slow up on the showboating
Though don't go back to motorboating
Slow your roll before somebody draws on you
Rotoscoping
I don't know what this bloke is smoking as a mode of coping
Fame's a dangerous drug bruv, and JJ's overdosing
There's only so long you can go from rope a doping
I fight live weasels while showing no emotion
The local stoat enclosure's open if you want to go for coaching
This is the moment where I'm supposed to say
"I'm only joking"
But the oven gloves are off - prepare for total roasting

You'll need the strongest potions from the potion seller
I'm reaching deep beneath you see, call me the ocean dweller
Why you beefing with that Logan fella
When you know I'm better
And I'm ever so much more punchable
Than the Go Compare bruh
I'm never jealous of you well athletic OP fellas
So what that you could beat Joe Weller, I could beat Zoella
I tried to chat her up, she said I was a bellend
I snuck into the factory, hid a shiv inside her calendar
A different type of challenger
Won't fit inside your calipers
A different calibre
My talent's OP like your manager
I'm sending shivers down your spine with my vernacular
I can make you and Deji feud as if you are the Gallaghers
No matter how fast and savage you can throw a jab
It won't impact me through these massive fatty rolls of flab
Look, I'm an older lad, I'm out of shape and overweight
I'll beat the holy crap out of your hand with my nose and face
The blows will make your bones all break
Like sticks and stones and names
I'll eat you up for breakfast mate, call it the hunger games
I'll beat you at boxing, beat you at beatboxing
Beat you at unboxing
Beat you at hopscotch, sinking neat scotch from my lunchbox
Singing
I know you like to jump around but it's all smoke and mirrors
You need to keep up your flows and lyrics don't deliver
Like a postman with a broken rib that's trying to go to Kilimanjaro
In a Lamborghini, he won't be home for dinner

I don't really hate you JJ, I can't even get close
Friend and foe I hit both sides, call it a spit roast
I know twenty seventeen was the year of the diss track
But I'm bringing that shit back
And don't give a shit if I get flak
Cause I'm a master rap lyricist, while you just dabble
In disputing Bull, it's indisputable
I'll prove it using scrabble
HA
Imagine that in the ring
How mentally challenging
That would have been
I'm collecting anagrams of "The Nightmare"
Let me gather them in
Alright then me
Rah I'm the gent
Him, gent hater
The right name
The thin gamer
Meh, grin at the
Thane the grim
Reign hath met
Me threat nigh
Mr hating thee
He, me, that ring
Hear them ting
Rah, get him ent
That her minge
Ream the thing
He, might enter
The ring, am the
Hitter, hang em
Anger, hit them
Man get hither
Harm the gent
Near might the
Man here tight
Man he tighter
Than the grime
Genre that him
Rite hang them
High men treat
Him great then
Mean right then
Nth meagre hit
Harming teeth
Argh then emit
Methane right
'Neath the grim
Night heart me





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Dan Bull KSI Rap Roast (Rap Roasts #4) Comments
  1. M.... E....

    Fight the odd ones out

  2. m.... U....

    everytime i hear dan rap it gets me so hyped up

  3. T.... ....

    Jj can’t handle his potions

  4. t.... ....

    Dan I will proudly do a game of scrabble match plus if even if I lose I will not be mad because I am fan of you

    t.... ....

    you mean when you lose

    t.... ....

    @Vampirish nope I mean it I mean come on you know that I edited that comment

  5. R.... B....

    This beat is amazing.

  6. J.... ....

    Scrabble Dan Bull vs DanTDM

  7. t.... ....

    Wtf, dude made bars-on-bars-on-bars with just the letters in the phrase "the nightmare". What kind of mental, mate!? Champion that!

  8. l.... l....

    This is like if the epicenter of the Hiroshima bombing lasted a full four and a half minutes.

  9. l.... l....

    This is such a fucking destroying roast that KSI can't even admit he knows it exists, god fucking damn.

  10. V.... ....

    6:11 he predicted the future. :O

  11. V.... P....

    He Was Actually in JJ's House !
    9:03

  12. C.... G....

    7:05 Dan bull predicted their drama lmao

  13. N.... ....

    I know this is a bit late but, it is interesting that KSI calls Dan "boss" 4:27

  14. Z.... A....

    Someone put this on ksi's reddit

  15. P.... ....

    Diplodocus eggs are actually small according to google

  16. K.... K....

    Lol this track itself already beat him.

  17. B.... b....

    Well, TBH, that KSI type is a pathetic little racist anyway. Why bother with him?


    Let him loot stores and ban cultures with his 'superior race' while we normal people do things that he can't, like work, or act normally.

    B.... b....

    I miss old ksi.

  18. R.... A....

    Im confused... every Englishman knows scrabble is the ultimate board game!!!! This is not sarcasm

  19. D.... T....

    I actually wanna see dan bull beatbox

  20. T.... S....

    He predicted the beef!

  21. L.... ....

    Holy s word man, that was insane

  22. T.... ....

    H2o delirious play him in scrabble

  23. C.... ....

    I wanna vs Dan in scrabble

  24. T.... P....

    7:08 that line hasn't aged well

  25. A.... 0....

    Roman@wood or Lance

  26. b.... Y....

    The fast part.. Slow it down to 0.25x it sounds like someone on the crack

  27. R.... ....

    “I can make you and Deji fight like you are the Gallagher’s”

    That didn’t age well.

    R.... ....

    The ppl who like ksi don't age mentally.

  28. A.... F....

    Dan is responsible for the JJ, Deji feud

  29. M.... G....

    Who is this loser?

    And why does he sometimes interrupt Dan's recordings?

  30. J.... G....

    Oh Shit, Dan Bull Predicted The KSI And Deji Beef.

  31. B.... Z....

    Cannon Hill Park - recognised it instantly :D

  32. T.... S....

    Was that an actual video of Dan fighting a weasel?

  33. C.... B....

    Dan.. i gotta do this to ya man... i challenge u to scrabble!!! I WILL CRUSH U!! my only issue is im not a creator on YouTube, im a creator of.. uhh... awkward convos..? Yeah! Sure! Ill beat u at scrabble with awkward convos 😏😎.. ima actually laugh my ass off uf he replies to this 😂 idek how to play scrabble.. ima order pizza

  34. E.... ....

    The worst part, and I'm hoping this isnt edited for the video, is that Logan Paul isnt even in the poll at 4:47, so how did Logan get picked over my boy Dan Bull if he wasnt in the poll?

  35. Z.... ....

    That scrabble shit is completely blowing my mind.

  36. g.... a....

    JT MUSIC

  37. A.... J....

    You may not be fit to box KSI but you guys could have a rap battle hint hint 😉

  38. S.... C....

    #DanBull...Where are some of theses vids shot? im from near Brum and they look familiar.

  39. M.... F....

    He's crying while he does it. XD

  40. G.... F....

    That anagram segment is fucking dope

  41. G.... F....

    I've always wondered what the fuck you look like

  42. L.... ....

    How I got here, I don’t care: some of the flows in that track were lit like lantern. Fucking excellent well, Dude. The Wick.

  43. B.... c....

    Logan who ....

  44. H.... ....

    Let's also not forget how he fuckin Ruined SkyDoesMinecraft's life

  45. P.... K....

    A year of this vid

  46. F.... ....

    DAN you fucking GODLY ANIMAL, that scrabble shit was out of this world! I swear to god! If your rap abilities could physically manifest it'd be an EPIC, POWERFUL ROAR through the ages

  47. C.... ....

    Whos here looking for KSI's comment? 🤣

  48. L.... G....

    Dan bull>ksi

  49. X.... ....

    I’m scared to face you in a scrabble match 😟

  50. G.... M....

    It must be buffering, right?

    I want to give you a hug now, Dan.

  51. R.... ....

    Definitely love how much time and attention you took to detailing his hip Pockrus he. There’s a lot of people out there who don’t do that, they’ll just spit what they think is fact instead of actually backing it up, which just leads to more discord.

  52. c.... ....

    Top 10 people Eminem was too afraid to diss

  53. B.... ....

    Dan and Zoella need to fight

  54. S.... R....

    Anyone here after the fight, because Dan predicted it was a draw at 6:06, Dan bull is psychic 😶😶😶

    S.... R....

    He also said I can make you and deji fued

  55. R.... C....

    Ksi is in the chair

  56. J.... B....

    I love how KSI ignored all the dope rappers who dissed him like Dax and Joyner

    J.... B....

    What? What?
    What?
    Joyner didn't diss him?
    He didn't ignore Dax?
    What are you on about Joey?
    What?
    What? What?

  57. N.... G....

    I love that used the same forehead joke twice! Just makes it better xD

  58. T.... S....

    "It'll be over so quick that we won't need to stream it, we'll just make a vine"

    Fucking savage.

  59. J.... ....

    i slowed this shit down at the beginning to .01 and still couldn't read everything

  60. L.... L....

    I can make you and Deji feud as if you were the Gallaghers! Oh shit! He did it!

  61. K.... ....

    Damn...Dan wasn't joking when he said he could make Deji and Jj have beef it seems

  62. x.... ....

    Dear Dan
    I, the "YouTube community", challenge you to do a diss track on YouTube itself! .... We could (of course) take it up a notch higher and say instead; the community of youtube itself, BUT that is highly not recommended, cause you'll lose so much subcount because of how actually good you are at this...

    Keep it up then!

  63. M.... M....

    Can we swap autism your sick at mixing letters

  64. R.... S....

    Ok Dan, my man, you said you can make Deji and JJ fight.
    Coincidence? I think not.

  65. S.... ....

    4:37 start of song.

  66. M.... D....

    No offence but ur not better than Logan ... Ur at the same rank to me though😅

  67. C.... M....

    I love the "DANNY'S HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!" at the start

  68. S.... L....

    Holy shit! Those anagram raps. Dan's a madman

  69. a.... ....

    Holyshit Dan, its gonna take a while, but i am coming at you for the scrab rap battle

  70. N.... P....

    MAKE A NEW RAP ROAST!!!!!

  71. J.... O....

    Matthew Patrick from Game Theory

  72. T.... M....

    Omg your so fake get a life

  73. J.... S....

    anyone else slow down the time during the explanation and kept pausing to read everything xD

  74. H.... ....

    I really want a MatPat vs Danbull rap scrabble thing...is it too late to make it happen?

  75. F.... _....

    You have a lot of beef for a vegan dan

  76. s.... w....

    I WON'T TO DO IT >:)

    s.... w....

    BTW I don't know how to pley plz track me your EPIK weys

  77. H.... 0....

    I'd love to see Dan fighting actually

  78. E.... H....

    last time i wacthed u was creeper rap

  79. R.... B....

    *increases length of videos while calling people out for it*
    Love you man

  80. T.... S....

    "I could be Zoella" I'm fucking dead!

  81. S.... ....

    I clicked cuz thumbnail

  82. N.... ....

    5:47 My fav part

  83. I.... a....

    Do one against Rice gum

  84. L.... H....

    this is probably the best Youtube disstrack. Dosen't say much though

  85. T.... A....

    Ay Dan ! Diss eminem please .... he only picks fights w people who dont have bars . Lick some broccoli and destroy him show the world England even does rap better. Lol.

  86. H.... A....

    Dan Bull is a beast at Scrabble. Who knew? 🔥🔥🔥

  87. Y.... F....

    When you mess with Dan Bull, you get the scrabble

  88. S.... S....

    I challenge him to a fight anytime anywhere

  89. R.... F....

    Btw he’s not crying hes laughing

  90. R.... G....

    I wanna see danbull vs ricegum
    Even tho dan would dom

  91. G.... ....

    How do these rap roasts only have 200-500k~ views each? This is better than half the content on this site these days.

  92. G.... ....

    Waiting for ksi's response...

  93. H.... N....

    luv ya but gad dam ya gotta brush yer teeth

  94. N.... B....

    U do realize you need to be in the weight range to be a challenger

  95. D.... B....

    AY you can skip to 4.40 for the diss track itself... it's also on Spotify here:
    https://open.spotify.com/user/douglby/playlist/1i0o7ffGSA4gfURxYDI1u2?si=LnNmySKbSy64l4cwjJmbrA

    D.... B....

    Oh dang, sounds quite interesting, cheers mate

    D.... B....

    I know this was forever ago but honestly considering how much you actually put effort into what you do.... I wouldn't be surprised if you got ripped for the fight and whooped his ass. Somehow.