Dan Bull - Jacob Rees-Mogg Rap Roast (Rap Roasts #6) Lyrics

Cant belive it's legit

Who else wonders if Jacob saw this song?

Try and roast UCN’s fredbear

If only you weren't trying to misrepresent what he's actually doing, trying to clarify what politicians actually mean and IMPROVING transparency within the House of Commons.

"Improving transparency"?


So how many Tories (above the number of zero) are reporting on where their money comes from? Where did Reese-Mogg honestly disclose his participation in an anti-British anti-civil rights group?


Oh, zero extra accountablity, plenty of corruption and moralism, and you can't show when Reese-Mogg honestly disclosed what is tantamount to reason....? Okay I guess, we'll go with Reese-Mogg being close to pure evil then, as was suspected from his views.

Dude,you're awesome.

dude i have loved this song since it came out it goes so fucking hard i love you dan i hope you see this

He looks like the german youtuber handofblood

Dan Bull: Diss Track
Jacob Rees-Mogg: *y u bully me*

I believe 2019 needs a rap roast

I am very confused about the incredibly posh man trying to get rid of the OXFORD FUCKING COMMA.

RHYMING FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION?!
You never fail to disappoint.

latin intensifies

And we should listen to someone who's proudly autistic and without a real job...because? VOTE CONSERVATIVE THIS IS FEAR MONGERING.

How the hell do you ban words?

Is this a real guy? Unbelievable.....well we have Trump so I guess he's not that bad.

Get Boris lad. Finish him

Would have liked more context on this. Creating a style guide in which the goal is to be clearer to the public is a good thing.
Is there any real difference between important and very important, isn’t it the same as saying very gigantic. :/

I’m a Yank but Dan made me hate this guy

Pause at 3:44

What a smelly leftie thing to do.

Borris Johnson rap? Lol

Better Mogg than Corbyn. Fucking socialists.

Jacob Rees Mugg

You do realise Labour Party hate the word freedom. They are first rude and arrogant and are a blockage of democratic voting such as if they get in as PM they want to do a devote on brexit and cancel what the British people demanded over 3 years ago.

There leader Jeremy corbyn resembles most of there party:

He is anti-seminarist which means he hates Jewish people - much like Adolf Hitler.

He wants to up taxes for no reason because are government has no problems but he says there is.

He fakes facts like the conference the other day where he lied about Boris and the us government meeting in secret.

He wants to get rid of the NATO and nuclear arms in the UK which is a stupid idea.

He supports the IRA and NRA and supports people being beaten in the streets.

Ever since he came into power the Labour Party has lost 70 seats like Ian Austin who left due to his racial abuse and now are saying vote the Tory’s.

The last labour leader Gordon Brown, who although did leave the economy in a poor condition he still criticised Jeremy corbyn for the support of IRA.

He has lost support in the north which is where basically all of the Labor party is.

Labour and there leader are arrogant, useless and silly are worse than the British National party and they are fascists.

I've never heard of this, as I don't live in the UK; a quick google search revealed that the so called ban which this rapper is opposing is actually a style guide for rees-mogg's staff and by no means extends to the public. So the protest in verse doesn't make any sense, since I don't think Dan Bull works for the UK conservative party. While I agree that this is a stupid style guide non-the-less, this video is just plain misleading if not downright dishonest.

*Boomers whining about the video intensefies*

Daniel Cheltenham Douglby Digby Bull, Esquire should be anointed the Earl of Rap for that one bar alone.

? He wants British people to use Imperial measurements? I'm American and I know that's a step in the wrong direction

Song at 1:04

lefty snowflakes (or a jacob's word, a socialist yahoo) can't argue with him head on with anything and now they are attacking him on how he looks and says. very good. keep at it.

JRM is a bellend

damn i thought this guy got swapped with snoop dogg a while a go?
smh

That was great!

Jacob Reees Moggs has gotta be my favorite character in parliament

Citation needed? Lol...

Freeze peach.

In Canada 🇨🇦 if you see conservatives it is a bunch of racists

Do some research Dan before you smear or mis-characterize someone. He has not and is not banning those words for the British People but for his staff members only in his new office. (It's a style guide). Weirdly in my job I can't dress how I like as I'm representing someone else's business!

Put it in 1.25 times speed its great

Of course a conservative would ban words like equal and invest in schools 🤣

2:32
Is it sad that I know what this word means off the top of my head?

One plus one equals to two

"Daniel Cheltenham Douglby Digby" is the most british thing i've heard

Rees-Mogg is nothing but a caricature

ok boomer

Mogg is basically the embodiment of the word "Elitist Cunt"

Il salvini inglese

*VERY* *HOPEFULLY* *EQUAL* *LOT* *GOT* TAKE THATTTTTTTTTTTTTT

i feel like the caviat is missing here. he only wanted to ban them in parliament, in parliament there are many words and phrases banned because they reduce parliament even more into a room full of children hurling degenerate insults at each other

I love this!

He want us to use "new speek". What a cunt. Oh wait ... can we still use the word cunt? I hope so.

englend already used the metric system

Perhaps you could roast the Brain Eating Amoeba. I know it is not a person, but on my youtube channel I diss diseases.

I've GOT a LOT of HOPEFULLY VERY EQUAL




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Holy shit this was glorious!

Why you got to do my boy moggy like that

Well mathematicians are gonna have a bad time. Also is this a 1984 parody?

Roast DanPlan

TROOOLLLLL IN THE DUNGEON! 😂

he’s a man of the people

Anyone who wants to return to Imperial measurements is dumb.

Lol wtf no he doesn't.

*aequalis*

Can you please leave, EU don't want the UK.... we are going to take down the EU before UK leaves at this point.

I'm an American, so this guy's "Banned Words List" doesn't really stand to affect me that I can see, but I'm still just sitting here going "...You fucking what?" So, I decided to write a letter which I will post here.
A-hem!
Dear Mr. Rees-Mogg,
I note your concerns; however, due to the ongoing very unacceptable views you speculate on, I ascertain that your views are no longer fit for purpose in regards to modern language patterns. While I am pleased to learn that you speak Latin, I am filled with Disappointment at the knowledge that you got yourself in a lot of trouble in terms of the view of the general public. Hopefully you will invest some time and effort in understanding what the public actually wants and give that equal or, preferably, greater thought when compared to what you want. I do hope you and your people can meet with a more realistic outlook on modern language.
As a last note, I have endeavored to use every single word on your list of banned words. The only thing I have been unable to specifically include is a word with "too many 'I's" as that is very, very vague wording that could be potentially misconstrued to mean any word with the letter 'I' in it. Which, in that case, I have used multiple words with too many 'I's in it, and thus have succeeded in my goal to use all of your banned words.
Sincerely,
DonnE Starside, Esquire

England has fallen far from the English empire

we’re my old dad I need him back so we can fight the commies like we used

China must fall and freedom is law

British colonialism is nothing to be proud of

Lenin interfiles

Jesus fuck _the beat m8_

He didnt say that the words should be banned for everyone. Rather, he said that the words should be banned in Parliament, in order broaden the vocabulary used by MPs.

My god, this Mogg guy, with all his bans and stuff is almost as bad as the eu #FeelsBadMan

Hah first British person can say there R’s without slurs

This is the most British thing I’ve ever seen

man in power wearing a top hatb

Why the fuck has no one pointed out how he managed to flow with the word "floccinaucinihilipilification" like fucking nothing?

Double space after full stop? S'cuse me what?

i think im addicted to this

Just so you're aware, it's sort of disingenuous to suggest he wants to "ban" these words. This comes from his guidelines for OFFICAL documents. He is banning those words from official documents HIS office and employees put out. He isn't "banning" any words, this is totally disingenuous.

To think that Latin is a sign of not being a man of the People in the modern age is really goofy, considering how many websites not only help you to memorize these Latin phrases, but also the entire classical language. "Vox populi" is literally "Voice of the People," but in Latin, one of the core roots of English. This means that everyone, from the rich to those barely affording internet, can commit the same crime that he did.


Now, "vox nihili" (voice of nothing) could apply to his weird decisions, as well as "et cui bono?" (and who benefits?) Let's just focus on his goofball decisions and not act like we're all peasants in fields of mud, still.

This was in his own office, most likely to try and broaden lazy vocabularies. It's not some totalitarian campaign from the government.

The campaign of attacking this bloke's background appears to be a bourgeois middle class obsession.

He's always been great at rapping but maybe he should stay out of politics.

he's talking about inside the house of commons you twit,
as to not allow the traitor opposition to waste time meandering during debate.

OOF

Triggered much?

Yes, I just can't believe the traitor opposition wastes so much time saying "and" before a comma.

I mean the rap is cool and all but calling him an imbecile?! Are you mad, like the guy is a fucking genius and would probably be more well informed about anything in the world rather than you. I don’t particularly like Rees-Mogg but he is a man of the people, yes he might be old fashioned and may seem upper class and know a lot, but thats just how he is, he knows all of his info and languages and what not because the man reads around 100 books per year, like man that is more than the average CEO who reads between 60-80 books per year, besides he has always been that way he explained it himself in an interview. He is the type of politician who Britain needs right now; strong willed, passionate, principled and a person who every common man or woman can get behind

He wants to be a dictator

Why did you exclude that his ban was for language used by conservative MP's in their writing?

Not allowed to use equal? I guess they'll be dropping maths from school. Not like anyone uses that in the real world. And without 'equal', budgeting becomes so much easier and no one will complain if they cannot balance the budget.

Yo nice rap and all, but is that a british aristocrat banning words as to Make the public discourse about distribution of wealth much harder?

*NEW SPEAK*

Wow what an utter prick ... Rees Mogg did not say he didn't want anyone using these words, he said he didn't want people in his ministerial office using those words or phrases on official paperwork, I guess like most Leftards the truth and context mean nothing to you.
I wonder though, did you lie or is your grasp of English so poor you didn't understand the context in which Rees-Mogg was speaking and thus it is stupidity not dishonesty that makes you misrepresent him ?

You have a sad life

Hilarious.

No one seemed to notice "Use *Imperial* measurements" in the rules section
Just why would he want to complicate The UK that much?

Ha, I live in the United States.

Honestly never seen anyone being so pompous while saying "im a man of the people".

h z You mean to say, "I think people were too stupid to vote when they did". To be honest it's funny that the news told people that they were lied to, using lies.

Mumflr Pumble
Nah not really man, the thing that got most people on board is that with the extra money we could fund the nhs, theres a difference between being manipulated and being straight up lied too

h z Just gets under my skin when people get mad after losing a vote so they try to go against democracy when they should've known what they were voting for if they cared that much.

Mumflr Pumble
Same honestly, Trump was the same.
But I don’t think Brexit was like that

That guy Rees came from the 18
Th century that's why he wants to remove these words.

When I GOT my first paycheck, I was VERY disappointing it was not EQUAL to a million dollars, I know it sounds like a LOT, but HOPEFULLY the next one will be.😎😎😎

3:55 to 4:00 is litterally the BEST part of this entire song.

A black van is gonna roll up to your residence and wall you in with dictionaries

His name should be Jacob Rees-Mong.

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