Dan Bull - Crash Bandicoot Vs. Neo Cortex Lyrics
[Dan Bull:]
It's the Bull, Dan Bull
With my mate Age, Sav-age
We're gonna go back in time now
Way back to when it was still socially acceptable
[SAV:]
'Cause I'm Crash
B-B-Bandicoot
Big red haired animal with pants and shoes
You don't really know me for my dancing moves
Now everywhere I go, they shout: Bandicoot!
I'm Crash
B-B-Bandicoot
I said Crash
I'm Crash
B-B-Bandicoot
Now everywhere I go, they shout: Bandicoot!
They call me Crash B-B-Bandicoot
Big red haired animal with pants and shoes
My genetics were enhanced in a lab
By two N. Sane scientists, I knew what I had to do
(Break free)
I've got to think quick and run
From the doctors and wow, I can spin, kick and jump
Running through the lab like a young George Best
I can reach a vortex, just three or four steps
Standing in my way I could see a forehead
My creator, my nemesis, Neo Cortex
He's a nearly bald man with a goatee
With a big 'N' on his head
And 'O' 'B' are the two letters that are kept in his coat, see
'N.O.B.' would look better for the slow readers
Running through the levels where rocks are rolling there
I'm dodging fire, riding on hogs and polar bears
And I haven't got a care when I grab an Aku Aku
'Cause you ain't gonna hurt me when
Udabaga
Thank you
There's lots to fear, see
I'm dodging TNT and boxes that are green
But wait, I've got to pause for a slo mo
Eyebrows up and down always, I'm loco
Man, I should be armed with a Go Pro
You can watch me while I'm searching for Tawna and Coco
I should be at a disco with friends
Instead I'm collecting these crystals and gems
No pistols or anything vicious
'Cause this is for kids, but us kids are now men
Equip me with anything, watch me come for you
My bazooka is shooting you with a Wumpa fruit
Forget your five a day, I got a hundred too
That'll puncture through you, you'll need a number two
'Cause I'm Crash
B-B-Bandicoot
Big red haired animal with pants and shoes
You don't really know me for my dancing moves
Now everywhere I go, they shout: Bandicoot!
I'm Crash
B-B-Bandicoot
I said Crash
B-B-Bandicoot
I'm Crash
B-B-Bandicoot
Now everywhere I go, they shout: Bandicoot!
[Dan Bull:]
My birth certificate says Neo Periwinkle Cortex
The best nemesis that ever did draw breath
Perfectionist, vivisectionist with a special gift
For resurrecting minions from any critters, pets and shit
But I bet I never win a nobel prize
I presume they've got a policy: No bad guys
If you don't know me, I'm the mojo thief
Giving loads of grief to boatloads of peeps
Because they're so beneath me, nobody sees
As deeply the scope of my rogueish schemes
In preschool I was the recipient of ridicule
Pretty please do tell me now: Who's the silly fool?
When I minimize the planet 'til it's miniscule
Making the Pacific Ocean fit into the kiddy pool
You're a little waste of energy, so I kilojoule
You must admit it, isn't being an evil villain cool?
If I look like a stereotypical bad guy
The reason is because I am one, that's why
But far more than a mere mad scientist
Rewiring household appliances
I am the vilest nihilist, tirelessly riotous
Fracturing alliances, confirming biases
Cultivating viruses, causing mild psoriasis
Yes I'm getting under your skin, like an itch
I am an antagonist, like Dan is to Savage
That's just how I cope with my emotional baggage
Do you know how it feels to have a head so massive
You can walk down the pavement and still stop traffic?
Remastered with Nil block graphics
Twenty years on and we still drop classics
The mic's real hot but I will not pass it
So go and shout it from the hilltops, Sav, it's
[SAV:]
'Cause I'm Crash
B-B-Bandicoot
Big red haired animal with pants and shoes
You don't really know me for my dancing moves
Now everywhere I go, they shout: Bandicoot!
I'm Crash
B-B-Bandicoot
I said Crash
B-B-Bandicoot
I'm Crash
B-B-Bandicoot
Now everywhere I go, they shout: Bandicoot!
[Dan Bull:]
I rather enjoyed that
Do you know I never actually played Crash Bandicoot?
I pretty much just... reworded the Wikipedia article on Neo Cortex
So it rhymed a bit better
That's essentially my job
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Dan Bull Crash Bandicoot Vs. Neo Cortex Comments
Crash Bandicoot The Return of Dr.Neo Cortex.
This doesn't seem like a rap battle.
You used the beat for the fortnite season 4 song lol
Arn't the instrumentals from a fortnite season 4 song
you stole this beat from inthelittlewood but i love it
Algum brasileiro que assiste o canal Crash Bandicoot Brasil que lembra do "puncture" !?
Never played Crash?
El de crash
Well you know what I meant
We love it and Them. Crash rules
Nothing vicious aye? What about a gangsta with a literal gun!?!! Yeah, for kids 😒
Hey dan have you heard of DAGames?
Banana banana?
BANDICOOT!
Neo Cortex Won
This game took up 95% of my childhood, the racing version of it took up the other 5%.
Do Crash Bandicoot vs. Sonic rap battle
Do you Crash Bandicoot vs. Sonic rap battle
I miss the racing game, that was legendary.
the background music is the same as your winston rap
Crash Bandicoot won
WOAWOAWOAWOAOWAWAOWOA!
Man I love this so much
Crash Wins. Also Great Rap Song.😀👍☺️
I like 0:18
i wonder why cortex is evil? and why did dan say he was a nihilist
WOAHSOME
Like that viewers critic your vids to make you grow, and love that you listen and progress and improve. Your awesome man keep it up
Your legit man love your vids your an awesome rapper
You fuckin suck
how did i not find this sooner
Wow if anyone associates this with the shitty franchise ruining overused woah meme i’m gonna delete everything i did on YouTube and drink bleach live on twitch
3:06 TYPO it says wenty :P
1:27 is my favorite part
Crash... Ba.. ba.. ba.. bandicoot.
So cool
I’ve done an iPhone X rap. It’s on my channel now. I’m in a tuxedo.
O crash é foda
Didn't really enjoy all the autotune, but I know others do.
Carmen Sandiego vs Mata Hari.
Sorry, thought this was ERB for a second.
the different tones of voices for neo is perfect they go so well like if you agree
I woke up at like 5 am on Fall Break and couldn’t fall asleep. Terrible time. Woke up at 6 am yesterday.
"You know, I've never actually played Crash before."
Neither have I, Dan. Neither have I.
Not gunna lie this tune is LITTT🔥🔥🔥 as always
Crash is my hero crash won
Just awesome game from my childhood)))
WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH THIS IS GOOD
1:13 *B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A*
Amazing work Dan!! Loved what you did with this!🙌🏽
Sorry, not a rap battle. Just a well-done song with several verses about different characters. In a rap battle, there should be more disses, and probably a difference in style between the contestants. Why don't you know that?
Woah...Woah....woah...
*WOAH!*
*WOAHOAHOAHO-*
That N.O.B. joke went for way too long.
I like the beat at the beginning.
MY CHILDHOOD!!!!!!! THANK YOU DAN!!!!!
Yo Dan mate, have you heard of The Crew 2? Would be nice if you thought about of doing a rap once it comes out. Many thanks my mate!
Nice you keep amazing me DAN BULL
but i bet i never win a nobel prize
i presume they've got a policy: no bad guys
idk what it is but that one line just like lit af
THAT WAS OW$OME DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pretty Nsane
the fact you never played a crash game is almost offensive
2:10 is bad word
Me and my friend sing this legit all the fucking time. I rap the Crash verse, while he does the Cortex verse.
Best friend ever.
RUINER RAP DAN!
Dear Daniel Dugelby,
Hi my name is Winston Xi I have been really enjoying your channel through the last couple of years, your raps have always been very distinguished from most of the rappers I would hear, as much, I have always loved the content and rants you would upload most of the time. I just wanted to say your raps have really helped me to enjoy my summer, when I go out I listen to your albums daily. Your flow and fast paced skills have been absolutely mind blowing.
WWWWOOOOAAAAAHHH
How have you not made a PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds rap yet
Please do one for junkrat
See Dan Bull, I love some of your stuff and hate others. Your collabs are always fantastic, but some of your solo raps are just hit or miss. I love your stuff, and I love how you always have a song ready within a week or two of the game release or peak popularity. I'd love to see your take on Destiny 2 though, with DaddyPhatSnaps.
pls a Splatoon 2 rap and a Pokemon tekken dx
Cool. Also, since you did a rap song to TheEvilWithin, will you do one for the second game? When it comes out?
Plz plz plz plz plz plz do a colab with Lil' J from Rooster Teeth!
Rimmy Tim vs... You need some sort of character to tie with your channel Dan...
#DanBullapologisenow
cool beans
Make an IT Song?
#danbullapoligy
The Long Dark rap please.
You should try making an Age Of Mythology rap...i would like to hear that
DESTINY 2 Rap pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!
Hey danbull do a destiny 2 rap
May I recommend doing one for marvel vs capcom infinite.
#apoligisetopyroyoubast
w o a h
now that' I've heard Crash, I wanna hear Coco x3
Mr Bull, please make an epic Destiny 2 song that i may add to a playlist ive created which houses only the very best songs, yours take up a good portion of its contents. Thank you.
Do a berrus rap with the hakai beat
Please, Please do a monster hunter one.
#DanBullapologisenowbast-
Hablo español y estas canciones me encantan.
Sigue así Dan Bull. 🙆
#danbullapologisenowbast-
Vote NO
#danbullapologizenow
Writing this before the video: If crash is Australian (no offence Australians) I'm out.
EDIT: Thank God
Dan you can do better than this and weres the overwatch raps im a huge fan of you and overwatch so if you ever do do another one can it be pharah since im a diamond pharah your other fans and your choice tho anyway this was cool bye!
CAN WE GET 5 LIKES ON THIS SUCKER?
Dan Bull I♥you Rap!!
NO MORE LIKESSSSSSS
Dan Bull Please please please do a Spyro rap!
OF COURSE!!!
Dan Bull 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻