Crowley, Beth - Happy Lyrics






Don't think that I've forgotten
All the ways you did me wrong
But my friends are tired of hearing
About how you are satan's spawn

So I've done a lot of thinking
And I want wish you well
Just to prove how much I've grown
Since I told you to go to hell

I want you to be happy
Just not quite as happy as you
Could have been if you had stayed with me

I hope that you're successful
Like, maybe not your dream job
But a really solid second choice
With a smaller salary

And I know one day you'll meet a girl
I bet she'll be dumb
And average looking
So when I compare myself to her
I won't feel so sad
'Bout what we might have had
That would make me happy

On Instagram I've hidden
How much I have been a mess
I post pictures with mimosas
Captioned "I'm so #blessed"

I confess that I've been lying
And it's time that I come clean
Because I've really turned a corner
Let me tell you what I mean

I want you to be happy
Just not quite a happy as I
Plan on being with somebody else
And oh, he'll be successful
But doing what he loves
'Cause unlike you he knows that there is
So much more to life than wealth

And when you find out I met a guy
I bet you'll get drunk
And then try to call me

But I'll tell you I don't have the time
To hear your regrets
Because I couldn't care less
That would make me happy

And screw it
Why do I have to pretend that
I want the best for you?
Because if I'm being honest
That is so far from the truth

You deserve to be unhappy
And if there is any justice
Karma's coming soon to
Bite you in the ass

'Cause we had something awesome
And if you couldn't see it
Well then you should pause this song
To go and have your dumb eyes checked

And when you finally realize
That you had it good
When we were together
It will be too late to make it right
I won't want to make up
Because I won the break up
That would make me happy
Yes that would make me happy





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  1. Y.... A....

    That's kind of a fucked up song! I'll pray for you

  2. M.... M....

    This is PURE SASS and it's GLORIOUS.

  3. S.... R....

    Omg this is my hearts song right now - if it had 1

  4. S.... ....

    I feel like this belongs in some amazingly bad-ass musical.

  5. i.... w....

    I got sent this shallow shit by my lying hypocritical ex.

  6. m.... r....

    This is a funny-cute song 😂😂

  7. j.... l....

    but let me get on my feet!!!!

  8. j.... l....

    yeah...then ill tell you time to come home!!!!

  9. j.... l....

    will always

  10. j.... l....

    your still mine ...

  11. j.... l....

    hahaha.....love you!!!

  12. A.... B....

    I know this is technically about a romantic relationship, but boy, it reminds me of a friend I just recently cut out of my life.

  13. H.... ....

    I love this song sooo much! -here’s a really funny story: I was listening to this at school on repeat all day and my teacher kept getting frustrated that I always had my headphones in, so I told him to just listen to the song and he agreed it was great 😂

    I still had to keep my headphones off though... except for at lunch break

  14. L.... M....

    #bethjcrowley..please help..cant get you on itunes

  15. A.... Z....

    #sassysong

  16. L.... M....

    love your music....really really...but the sarcasm in this one made me happy...i had to replay it over and over #imsoblessed

  17. A.... ....

    This kinda reminds me of Girl Like Me, just the breakup version. So incredibly sassy, I love it!

  18. J.... R....

    I'm about to listen to this for the fifth time in a row and I'm slightly concerned.

  19. J.... R....

    My broster played this for me and I cried laughing.

  20. E.... 9....

    Went from passive aggressive to straight up aggressive and I'm here for it

  21. H.... A....

    You should right for musical productions like new broadway shows! I feel like you have real skill and the perfect voice for the musical theater songs

  22. D.... ....

    Do you sell sheet music of this song, so I could perform it for an audition? :)

  23. H.... ....

    Passive aggressive







    I love this

  24. D.... G....

    This is my new favorite song. Skin and Bones can make a really solid second choice

  25. H.... ....

    The most passive-aggressive song I know.

  26. R.... D....

    Best breakup song ever hahah

  27. L.... a....

    it sound like something from a Disney movie

  28. L.... a....

    I wish she would make more songs like warrior

  29. L.... a....

    I love her song but I wish they were more like warrior

  30. S.... A....

    Damn I love this song

  31. g.... k....

    love this song :P so funny

  32. J.... M....

    Okay, but this song? It's literally, like, so good?? I probably have already said that somewhere, but seriously. Just the right amount of petty and not too much

  33. C.... W....

    To my dearest soon-to-be ex-husband and his mistress.

  34. I.... l....

    *_send this to your ex with no context_*

  35. G.... f....

    This is like the most petty song ever. I like it, it's just hilarious how petty it is

  36. A.... L....

    The most savage song I have ever heard

  37. K.... M....

    I love it ☺

  38. V.... A....

    Literally the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. The sass is like Taylor Swift’s This is why we can’t have nice things. This song made me “happy” 😂

  39. �.... p....

    I thought it was a musical. Welp.

  40. G.... B....

    Damn girl, nice job. #blessed to hear your voice (;

  41. T.... S....

    HA HA !!! Awesome!! I caught myself cracking up .......... Keep it up Mrs. Crowley :)

  42. B.... ....

    K I aspire to be this petty like I love this 😍

  43. A.... H....

    Omg this song is amazing. XD

  44. A.... C....

    u sound like Taylor swift!!! ......awesome sassy song......go swifties!!!!girl where did u get the inspiration of song from..

  45. A.... Q....

    Loveeee this song ❤️

  46. T.... H....

    I fucking love this song, my new break up song I love it!

  47. A.... A....

    This is the pettiest song, it's great

  48. R.... C....

    Council estate girl. No thanxs.

  49. F.... V....

    This song describes mi emotional life so well... I'm pretty in love and scared about it at the same time...

  50. E.... R....

    I dunno why this just spill out what my gut feels rn 😂

  51. F.... ....

    Belonging proudly to Petty Nation

  52. C.... W....

    LOVE IT!!!!!

  53. s.... ....

    funny and pretty at the same time. love it!

  54. J.... ....

    I need this to be a karaoke !!!

  55. J.... J....

    Karma's coming soon to bite you in the ass🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂 (let it be let it be yeah let it be...😝)

  56. M.... S....

    This song has the sassiness level of “Pray For You” by Jaron and the Long Road to Love which is awesome 😂

  57. M.... W....

    So much sass!!

  58. L.... M....

    Can’t relate

  59. E.... M....

    One time a guy asked me out and I said yes after a day because I needed to think he broke up with me without telling me then dated my friend
    #asshole

  60. �.... -....

    -LMAO-


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  61. I.... ....

    This is my new favorite sass song. You go girl

  62. V.... ....

    So... who's the asshole?

  63. C.... ....

    The unofficial last song of "The Last Five Years" -- I love it! <3

  64. D.... S....

    QUEEN!!!! 👑

  65. b.... ....

    i love you

  66. C.... L....

    THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE SONG OMG

  67. T.... A....

    I really wanna kinda rewrite some of this lyrics and send the song to my old classmates back home, and tell them all to go to hell! I honestly think this is my favourite song you’ve made

  68. T.... ....

    An Over rated Temporary Fleeting Emotion. And having too Maintain. A high that Crashes Harder each time Bliss is Achieved life is not meant to be Enjoyed it is meant to be endured the greater your Endurance for disappointment the longer happiness can be sustained. Standing Alone. Independent of all other's. Happiness is too be Experienced its not an object or substance that can be obtained. Unless inner peace and self acceptance are Achieved.

  69. R.... B....

    Reminds me of Social repose/Jaclyn Glenn. Great song! 💕💕💕

  70. N.... T....

    Love this one so much!! I crack up every time!! Great song!

  71. R.... T....

    This song is so satisfying

  72. S.... ....

    Just realized this was only posted like two weeks ago. Are you okay?

  73. S.... ....

    It's 7 AM and I have my face stuffed in my pillow trying to smother my laughter so I don't wake my family up. Better than any Taylor Swift breakup song. "Karma's gonna bite you in the ass" is the best line I have ever heard.

  74. E.... V....

    Finally, a breakup song that accurately depicts how I actually feel about my ex.

  75. E.... M....

    Remind me to never piss you off

  76. C.... C....

    I looked up the definition of savage and it shows a picture of Beth😂

  77. L.... R....

    Just so true and a really awesome song! Absolutely love it❤

  78. A.... S....

    I'm laughing so much right now 😂

  79. E.... ....

    I am laughing tears

  80. S.... ....

    This reminds me of something Taylor Swift would sing, only it’s like better!

  81. T.... ....

    I just love this song
    "I'm so #blessed" xD

  82. V.... H....

    " I know one day you'll meet a girl, I bet she'll be dumb"
    That's actually about me.... Because he met her... 💔

  83. O.... d....

    This song is seriously my thought process is this me😂

  84. Z.... N....

    I love this so much! XD

  85. Y.... ....

    never laughed so hard listening to a song

  86. L.... R....

    Can you release just a piano version of this or a karaoke version? I wanna sing it for an art festival! :D

  87. A.... D....

    I love this song

  88. c.... u....

    I’m living for this song.

  89. A.... B....

    Why does this make me feel like watch forzen?

  90. Z.... A....

    Why does this remind me of feyre from a court of throns and roses

  91. M.... T....

    The more i hear your voice the more it inspires me ty beth

  92. L.... R....

    I've listened to a bit of Taylor Swift and Beyonce in my time (not enough to be considered a fan girl, but still) and to be honest, this is the best break-up song I've ever heard. Bravo!

  93. T.... P....

    I love it!!

  94. Y.... m....

    I love you😂

  95. J.... V....

    this is salty as hell

    i love it

  96. S.... M....

    My god, best song ever!! 😂

  97. D.... V....

    Okay, hear me out, I love you :3

    (Please write a song with Dan&Drum and or with Cavetown )

  98. S.... B....

    This song totally belongs in a musical.