Crooked I - Everyday Lyrics






How many times I gotta tell you niggas?
I'm not like you!

Sup niggas
It's your boy
Crooked I
Yeah
Turn this shit up
Turn it up!

I ain't never love a cop
They some American devils
Wanna bury me since birth
Gave my parents a shovel
Real niggas don't die
So they scared of the ghetto
What's a puppet compared to Gepetto
Hello
And you... time niggas you know where on my level
Rather talk to baby girl over there in the yellow
I'm a tell her get naked but she can wear the stilettos
Got a round jiggly ass but I ain't sharing my jello
It's an alien abduction
Put her in my spaceship
Demeanour of a boss
I ain't gotta say shit
I just wanna make it
Get my new bitch a pair of Sarah Palin fake tits
You hear me
I'm a long beach nigga
Riding down prince y'all
Read my bumper sticker it say fuck Russ Limbaugh
Got hood credit, the streets is my co-signer
I talk shit like Mel Gibson my ghostwriter

I'm in the streets tell me where you at
Put a hundred killers in front of you I could do that
Me and you ain't the same but you knew that
If you don't give a fuck throw your middle finger up
Real niggas fuck with real niggas, everyday
Live niggas fuck with live niggas, everyday
Real bitches fuck with real bitches, everyday
Live bitches fuck with live bitches, everyday

It's just me against the world, soldier on the mainline
How can I be militant and ignorant at the same time
I love liquor but I hate swine, blame it on the complexities of a great mind
I think I'm stuck somewhere inbetween Malcolm X and Detroit Red
Still chasing after d-boy bread
And I'm hardcore, lay a snitch flatter than that cardboard
Sitting underneath the spinning d-boy's head
I keep a glock, I be telling degenerates
It'll eat you pussies quick as Ellen DeGeneres
I mix drinks like a hell of a chemistist
If you a bitch nigga you forever my nemesis
Killing youths on my itinerary
Shouts out to Bun B and Chamillitary
I'm a Nas Illmatic nigga, Jay Blueprint nigga,
Curtis Jackson with an opinion 52 cent nigga

I'm in the streets tell me where you at
Put a hundred killers in front of you I could do that
Me and you ain't the same but you knew that
If you don't give a fuck throw your middle finger up
Real niggas fuck with real niggas, everyday
Live niggas fuck with live niggas, everyday
Real bitches fuck with real bitches, everyday
Live bitches fuck with live bitches, everyday

I don't live like you, I don't think like you do
Mother fuckers say I'm crazy
See I grew up in the hood where the cops try to kill a dude
Ever since I was a baby
And on top of all that these gangbang niggas tripping too, I kept a loaded 380
They tried to brainwash me with the curriculum in high school
I never let them fools play me
C.O.B. I got a religious career, it's the Van Gogh flow nigga lend me your ear
Ain't no rally for the feminists, the women are here
Pull your cock out quit living in fear
Probably see a nigga chilling with a porn star
Use her like the On-Star in my Ford car
In other words I only call her when I need help
Give me brains while I buckle up my seatbelt
That's when she told me she was Glenn Beck's daughter
Said she couldn't take a molested incest father
Get it off your chest bench press harder
I gave her a new name called her Princess slaughter
Her dad's the devil, she a hottie still
Made a mandingo like the way the human body feel
Quick question, who embodies guilt
If you don't buy my shit up at the illuminati wheel nigga

I'm in the streets tell me where you at
Put a hundred killers in front of you I could do that
Me and you ain't the same but you knew that
If you don't give a fuck throw your middle finger up
Real niggas fuck with real niggas, everyday
Live niggas fuck with live niggas, everyday
Real bitches fuck with real bitches, everyday
Live bitches fuck with live bitches, everyday.





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  1. M.... C....

    "I'm a Nas' ILLMATIC nigga, 
    Jay' BLUEPRINT nigga, 
    Curtis Jackson with an opinion, 
    Fifty-two cent nigga" !!
    This has to be one of the illest line of modern Rap !!!

  2. W.... ....

    top 3
    crooked i
    royce da 59
    2pac

  3. W.... ....

    "if you dont buy my shit i bet the illuminati will, nigga"

    true talk there.

    illuminati are the only reason why theres only BS on the radio.

  4. G.... ....

    Love this track. I live and die by, "... I'm not like you!"

  5. W.... ....

    Crooked I man....

    reincernation of 2pac before pac was born no shit

  6. M.... B....

    Fucking beast.

  7. k.... ....

    uncle tom insert

  8. c.... ....

    one of them is blind and the other one deaf they were giving each other instructions on how to like.... that's the story we can stick with for now lol

  9. K.... ....

    TOP 5
    Crooked I
    Eminem
    2Pac
    Rakim
    Tech N9ne

  10. K.... ....

    fucking ill crooked i gonna blow

  11. C.... K....

    @freevoxmusic

    Obviously it's Crooked I bro.. One of, if not THE most talented lyricist alive.

  12. W.... ....

    @freevoxmusic OMFG LOL!!!!!
    heard this shit for the first time, gotta love crooked!
    hes the best ever coming after pac

  13. G.... G....

    Man crooked i is that dude..... this guy has insane bars and insane amounts of them. So talented yet so underrated. Top 5 of all time.

  14. D.... ....

    Read my bumper sticker, it say "Fuck Rush Limbaugh".

  15. r.... g....

    I TALK SHIT LIKE MEL GIBSON MY GHOST WRITTER!!! HAHAHAHA
    check my channel when yall get a chance subscribe and listen to the music. 100

  16. D.... M....

    @DateRinasCousin Well i got the 50 cent part but just not the opinion. Thanks

  17. D.... M....

    @freevoxmusic What does he mean by the 2 cent part?

  18. m.... ....

    @Viewer305212 haha yep i completely agree with that. i guess i just misunderstood that first comment, my bad lol but im still a big fan of crooked cause think his metaphors, flow and syllables are better than just about anyone i've ever heard, but i will agree that alot of his actual songs don't really go anywhere.

  19. m.... ....

    @Viewer305212 yea i get what you're saying, it makes sense. it doesn't really bother me, but i see where you're coming from. this is just one song though, my life 2.0 is a good song by crooked that's not just meaningless verses with metaphors and similies and shit.

  20. m.... ....

    @Viewer305212 so if someone makes one song about "street shit", then every single song that person ever makes needs to be the same? does versatility not mean anything to you? to me, that's one of the things that makes crooked the best, he can rap on any beat, about anything.

  21. d.... ....

    @Viewer305212 so in your opinion "real niggas" are ignorant, stupid, and not aware of politic figures?

  22. S.... S....

    this the van gogh flow nigga lend me yo ear.... Beast

  23. G.... ....

    YOO EVERYBODY CAN PRE-ORDER A COPY OF THE ALBUM FOR $20 AND CROOKED I WILL AUTOGRAPH IT! Go to crookedi(dot)bigcartel(dot)com

  24. D.... B....

    is the beat sampled from an other song?

  25. H.... N....

    I like the way Crooked voices his political views in his punchlines... so slick with it
    Slaughterhouse is nice but Crooked is mean

  26. G.... ....

    there is an offical video for this shit, its right dope yo!

  27. M.... ....

    I would put Crook up against any rapper out today, and bet money on Crook to have the best verse. dude is a monster

  28. D.... ....

    one of my fav rappers top ten dead or alive listen to mosy of his shit before you give a shit opinion

  29. l.... ....

    @Yankie33 Yhea, yhea we already heard that one before homie

  30. 8.... ....

    ha u guys need on the west need to check out real rap, z-ro tha crooked, the king of tha south

  31. i.... ....

    @Yankie33 damn thats some gay shit man fuck if that happend rap would be so fucked up

  32. S.... B....

    @Yankie33 no, thats not gonna happen. what COULD happen though, is horseshoe gang (connected through crooked i) and lloyd banks (connected through eminem and recent joe budden collab) joining the collabs of yelawolf, slaughterhouse and eminem, in any and every combination. i dont see how this wont happen actually.

  33. J.... D....

    @Yankie33 i meant to say no homo huaat

  34. k.... ....

    send me into any label, ill rip shit up

  35. S.... B....

    @Yankie33 uhh why would tech n9ne sign to shady when he has his own label..... think next time before you post retardation

  36. J.... D....

    @Yankie33 the game wants back in? forreal? last i heard he was still dissing them

  37. U.... T....

    Quick question who embodied skill ? If you dont buy my shit I bet the illumanati will !!

  38. E.... ....

    slaughterhouse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  39. D.... ....

    2 Dislikes?? Those who dislike must be not #Winning #Everyday

  40. V.... M....

    damnn boaaa The Beat is BanGGGGa n' 4show crooked done did iT!!!!!!!!