Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast - Ping Pong Girl Lyrics






[Josh & band:]
Whoa
Yeah
Okaaay
Hey!

Whoa
Bros
Beer
Sports!

[Josh:]
When she walked into the ping pong hall
Casually tossing a ping pong ball
I could tell she's the most perfect girl who's ever existed

[Band:]
Dude!

[Josh:]
Oh man, look at her pong that ping
When she plays she doesn't care if anyone's watching
She does it for herself, and that puts my fears to rest

[Band:]
Bro!

[Josh:]
After each rally, she chugs beer instead of water
She's so aloof it borders on cold
And that's what makes me want her!

Ping pong girl
She's so independent
This fantasy beats out flight attendant
She's playing ping pong on her own terms
So I'm the pursuer!

[Band:]
Pursuer

[Josh:]
Ping pong girl
Her forehand is a jet stream
And her backhand's right out of a sex dream
And that's the best messy bun
I'd ever seen in the world

My p-p-ping-pong girl
Girl
Girl
Dudes sing these kinds of songs!
Whoa
Bro
Sega
Jock itch!

When she serves the ball, look how she throws it
She's so hot but she doesn't know it
She probably just found that outfit laying around

[Band:]
(Like in the trash!)

[Josh:]
Look at her skill on the ping-pong...uh, court?
Nothing's hotter than a chick who's good at sports!
Whoa! she scored a thousand points!
I think I love her

[Band:]
That's a lot of points!

[Josh:]
Ping pong shows that she has control over her body
But it doesn't threaten my masculinity like basketball or hockey!

Ping-pong girl
She's like Serena or Venus!
Just watching her swing affects my penis
You know us dudes
We love to talk about our penises

[Band:]
Our penises

[Josh:]
Ping pong girl
She is so indifferent
It makes me want a tangible commitment
She and I should give a 30-year mortgage a whirl!
My p-p-ping pong girl

[Josh & band:]
Girl
Girl
Girl
Marriage!
Girl
Girl
Let's share a Costco card!





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  1. t.... ....

    we have to admit though that the best moment was when he sang into the stand instead of the mic

  2. s.... d....

    i’m disappointed there’s not a live version of don’t be a lawyer

  3. M.... A....

    I’m never going to be able to listen to girl at the rock show without thinking of this song ever again

  4. G.... ....

    if this came on without context I'd probably think it was a really strange 5sos song

  5. G.... E....

    Frikkin AMAZING

  6. S.... T....

    I love these guys so much

  7. R.... ....

    I love how into it he got, that was great!

  8. A.... B....

    Rachel laughing at all the jokes like she didn’t write the song is everything

    A.... B....

    Aoife_ B 😂

  9. M.... M....

    I love the songs, but in Live seems almost they just do karaoke! XD
    maybe the sound is too loud?

  10. S.... P....

    This is the best thing I've ever seen omg

  11. F.... P....

    Dude! I'm seriously overwhelmed by Vincent's incredible performance

  12. T.... J....

    I love it how Rachel is having so much fun during the song

  13. T.... D....

    This is terrific!

  14. g.... u....

    이게 라이브가 되네 이거 들음 걍 그날 내내 머리 속에 핑퐁 걸~ 함ㅋㅋㅋ

  15. N.... ....

    Why is this song so perfect?! I must know!

  16. d.... m....

    all of them are great, but we have to admit that vincent is the best live performer

    d.... m....

    Zelancia ZZ 3 months late 😂 but i think it's because he's originally a theatre actor

    d.... m....

    Erm... what?

    d.... m....

    Beckham Pang i think they mean that having previous experience performing live makes it easier and better

    d.... m....

    Sure, but he's not the only theater performer in the bunch. David, Gabrielle, and Donna Lynne all have impressive musical theater experience (just to stick to the ones I've seen).

  17. S.... I....

    Sports ! ,,, beer ! ,,, jock itch ! ... lol

  18. p.... ....

    So funny thanks

  19. S.... C....

    Bowling for Soup!

  20. R.... H....

    I can't tell if they give Josh the shittiest songs or if I hate them cuz I hate Josh lol

  21. S.... ....

    I like how he gets on the ground and puts the stand between his legs to sing about his penis.

  22. S.... ....

    When the show finally ends they need to take everybody on a concert tour.

    S.... ....

    +Azure awww. As long as they go out on a high note I guess

    S.... ....

    JeanneTheHuman As long as Santino comes back, even for a single episode, i’d be happy lolol

    S.... ....

    They went after Season 3!

    S.... ....

    They did😃

  23. N.... C....

    Where do these live performances happen - id love to go to the one after S3

    N.... C....

    Nora Cozadd There was a live tour!

  24. N.... ....

    I love this sone so much it’s like a mix of Jonas Bothers and Green Day lol

    N.... ....

    It's Bowling for Soup.

  25. E.... G....

    To me the best song from the show so far.

  26. T.... ....

    the live version is even better that the one on the show!

  27. M.... T....

    SPORTS! BRO! PENISES!
    Am I doing it right?

    M.... T....

    😂😂 mayb

    M.... T....

    you forgot BEER!

  28. B.... ....

    Pete I love u and your tie <3

  29. a.... ....

    omg this song really does become great live, the three of them were flawless, Vinnie is an amazing performer

  30. u.... p....

    1000 points!

    u.... p....

    That's a lot of points!

    u.... p....

    To Gryffindor!!!

  31. d.... ....

    This has such a Bowling for Soup vibe

    d.... ....

    Ping-Ponging For Soup

    d.... ....

    my thoughts exactly!

  32. P.... ....

    This is one of my favourite songs on the show. It's literally what I imagine going through the head of every guy I have a crush on when he sees me being awesome!

  33. C.... H....

    Lol, Pete is hilarious here!

  34. M.... L....

    I love this show!

  35. c.... ....

    mic stand erection

  36. M.... D....

    Getting a 5sos vibe from this song the creators of this show are geniuses

    M.... D....

    nah son, blink 182

    M.... D....

    5sos were in the actual song.

    M.... D....

    @Z Mill where?

    M.... D....

    It's Heartbreak girl. Through and through

  37. M.... R....

    It is impossible to hear Ping Pong Girl and not rock out! Pete and David were such great additions to it! Love it!

  38. t.... ....

    I LOVE THIS SONG

  39. V.... B....

    let's share a costco card!

  40. E.... M....

    The mic drop was perfect!

    E.... M....

    Everything about this performance was pretty perfect

    E.... M....

    The one mic drop that did not make the tech team want to commit suicide #TheaterProblems