Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast - A Diagnosis Lyrics
[Rebecca:]
For almost 30 years, I've known something was wrong
But Mom said weakness causes bloating, so I tried to be strong
Fake it till you make it, that's how I got by
And when I tried to find the reason for my sadness and terror
Take this pill, say this chant, move here for this guy
But now there's no need for regret
'Cause I'm about to get
A diagnosis!
A diagnosis!
Don't tell me "No, sis-
Ter, you don't fit in"
Doc, prescribe me my tribe, give me my throng
Tell me that this whole time I've belonged
What could it be? What could be right?
Schizophrenic or bipolar lite?
I've never heard voices, but maybe it's time to start
(You're super cool, Rebecca)
Thanks!
Obsessives with numbers, hoarders with cats
I could really rock a tinfoil hat
Perfect they're not, but at least they know who they are
No more bad pills, fads, or tricks
Who says there isn't an easy fix?
With a diagnosis!
I'm ready to blow this
Joint, and by "joint," I mean my inner sense of confusion
(You said that confusingly)
Shhh!
I'm aware mental illness is stigmatized
But the stigma is worth it if I've realized
Who I'm meant to be, armed with my diagnosis
Oh, the doctors that I've met who didn't get me!
This one naturopath used feathers to pet me
They said anxiety, insomnia were my affliction
The naturopath said it was sex addiction
But all those things I knew I wasn't
Yes, I like penises, but who doesn't?
So put me in a bottle, slap a label on
List out the side effects, then worries be gone
'Cause finally I'll know this
My diagnosis!
Other Lyrics by Artist
- Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast - Meet Rebecca!
- Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast - Buttload Of Cats
- Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast - Face Your Fears (Reprise)
- Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast - This Session Is Going To Be Different
- Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast - Horny Angry Tango
- Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast - He's The New Guy
- Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast - Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too
- Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast - Without Love You Can Save The World
- Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast - Get Your Ass Out Of My House
- Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast - Fuckton Of Cats
- Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast - I'm Just A Boy In Love
- Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast - Maybe I'm Just Broken
- Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast - No One Else Is Singing My Song
- Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast - What's Your Story?
- Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast - Settle For Her (Cut Song)
- Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast - The End Of The Movie (Adam Schlesinger Demo)
- Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast - Nothing Is Ever Anyone's Fault
- Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast - The Miracle Of Birth
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- Rucka Rucka Ali - Just Like Black Peoples
- Rucka Rucka Ali - I Wanna Rape
- Rucka Rucka Ali - In The Sun
- Rucka Rucka Ali - I Love Michelle
- Rucka Rucka Ali - Let's Talk About Race
- Rucka Rucka Ali - I'm Osama
- Rucka Rucka Ali - I'm Not Racist
- Rucka Rucka Ali - Fly Like Me
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