Cozart, Jon - Rip Vine: A Song Lyrics






[Jon:] You know, Thomas, there is nothing you could've done.

[Thomas:]
How do I cope with this loss and this pain, Vine is now dead to me.
People would soak in me narrating a 6 second masterpiece.
Agony, beyond joking, don't kid, when you 8 million fans, have to move to your Instagram vids.

[Jon:]
Cooped up in L.A. I spent all my work days on painstaking art.
Meanwhile my frenemies grow 9 times as quickly with taco bell hauls,
Blah, blah, blah, blah-crunch, blah, blah.
Agony, far more painful than yours when to grow like you want, you must pander the middle schoolers.

[Both:] Agony, oh it hurts to the core!
[Jon:] What is as tiring,
[Thomas:] Or half so inspiring,
[Both:] As being ignored?
[Thomas:] Am I not talented with my impressions? My precious, Ms. Piggy, our family, I do the best Stewie, now where will they go?
[Jon:] You are everything Vine could have wished for!
[Thomas:] Oh, I know,
[Jon:] It died though,
[Thomas:] The platform is lost,
[Jon:] You know nothing of losing 'til you only get 2 million views on a vid, you know, should have gone viral meanwhile, its lists: blah trump! Blah candy! Blah late night! Blah roasting! Blah blah!
[Both:] Agony,
[Thomas:] Misery,
[Jon:] Woe,
[Both:] Though it's different for each,
[Thomas:] Always seconds behind,
[Jon:] Always decades too old!
[Both:] And it's just out of reach!
Agony, that can cut like a knife! Hello, YouTube. Bye, Vine!





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  1. J.... S....

    You know nothing of loosing... DO NOT SPEAK TO ME OF LOSS

  2. K.... M....

    HAHA😂😂😂😂😂 His face when Thomas sanders started singing

  3. E.... S....

    I bet Virgil is In Thomas brain thinking:
    “THOMAS YOU IDIOT WHAT ARE U DOING AND WHO IS THIS FREAK”

  4. G.... Q....

    Thomas: *looking sad*
    Jon: You will be fine
    Thomas: *gets in his feels*

  5. o.... c....

    They are twins

  6. Y.... ....

    I first watch him when I'm 10 now I'm 81 Yo because I have to wait for the next upload

  7. A.... B....

    who eles thinks they sound amazing together

  8. M.... R....

    And then Tik Tok was invented

  9. R.... ....

    I didn’t know Roman was gonna be here

  10. B.... T....

    I ship it......

  11. E.... ....

    This happens to be a parody of my favorite 'In to the Woods' song. I happen to like this one better though.

  12. R.... L....

    ..... the beginning tho Yes !!!!!

  13. A.... T....

    And why haven't they used these two as a Disney gay Prince yet

  14. L.... L....

    i came back to this video after i found out thomas played cinderellas prince

  15. V.... V....

    Sanders sides comments cannot be stopped. It appears on every single video thomas is in xD even ones not on his channel

  16. K.... F....

    Bruh you say your busy making things but you havent posted in a year

  17. M.... T....

    It's into the woods. Lol i love this

  18. I.... ....

    Thomas: *starts singing*
    Jon: *sits awkwardly* 😐

  19. L.... L....

    so an update for tick tok!!

  20. h.... 1....

    Byte: *allow me to introduce myself*

  21. K.... P....

    I ship it

  22. S.... ....

    Thomas looks a bit like the guy from F.R.I.E.N.D.S

  23. C.... P....

    When your a middle schooler and you hear a line that mentions middleschoolers....

  24. M.... L....

    I loved that Agony cover!!!! So nice😄

  25. C.... A....

    Paint are you actually gay

  26. S.... C....

    The Roman in each of them was here for 2 mins 35 seconds

  27. A.... T....

    Did any one notice that clock on the table in the background?

  28. A.... w....

    *feels gay tension building as the seconds tick by*

  29. A.... D....

    This would be the best parody musical ever using all of the vine and YouTube songs
    DISNEY HELLO GET UR HEAD OUT OF ELSAS ICE TOWER AND MAKE A VIEDO WE WANT aaaAaaaAAaA

  30. R.... C....

    I swear this is just Roman taking full control lmao

  31. W.... ....

    Well am i late ;-;?

  32. B.... P....

    Roman sang this and you can’t tell me any different

  33. V.... ....

    They're dating I'm calling i5

  34. K.... P....

    I sang this song at a school play

  35. R.... U....

    Can I sense BROMANCE

  36. A.... D....

    They should make a Disney movie where there are two gay princes and they in love...

  37. B.... T....

    I ship it

  38. A.... g....

    Thomas: VINE IS DEAD!!!!
    Me: *Thomas they are in YouTube. Don’t worry.*

  39. C.... J....

    Jon just looks so done at the beginning 😂

  40. L.... M....

    ROMAN!!!!!!!! OMG YASSSSS!!!!!!!

  41. W.... m....

    Never forget

  42. R.... D....

    My two faves making a parody of one my favorite musical songs I AM LIVING

  43. C.... i....

    Tiktok.....
    Its closest to vine

  44. E.... B....

    Can I get this on Spotify please-?

  45. B.... M....

    The next thing they'll do is Rip YouTube BECAUSE YOUTUBE'S DYING BECAUSE OF COPPA :(

  46. K.... B....

    I miss jon uploads

  47. �.... A....

    It’s been exactly 3 years-

  48. T.... ....

    2019 December
    Is there Anyone 😂?

  49. C.... L....

    Imagine if we suddenly just see a new ad for a Disney movie. Then we see that Thomas and Jon are there, Thomas in a rip vine t shirt, and Jon in a Pixar shirt. And the movie ad is called The Gay Disney Prince.

  50. S.... ....

    Vänta va?!? Är du svensk??

  51. f.... m....

    .....ummm.....
    Awkward......
    .............

  52. S.... M....

    Gay Prince of Disney

  53. A.... M....

    jon protecc
    jon attacc
    but most importantly
    jon pls come bacc

  54. J.... H....

    SHHHHHIIIIIPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  55. A.... ....

    Jon looks like the guy off of American Crime Story Assassination of Gianni Versace

  56. M.... ....

    Can I please have a 6min song with the two of you together? It's just so fucking good.

  57. g.... ....

    Are you on TikTok yet Jon?

  58. A.... N....

    this is such 2016 thomas i cant

  59. �.... T....

    Ship it

  60. m.... h....

    Thomas sounds like he sang in rent but I know he didn't because I know rent like the back of my hand. I love their voices by the way.

  61. M.... L....

    AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! AGONY!!!!!!!

  62. T.... M....

    Its only been 2 years? How has it felt decades?!

  63. T.... M....

    crrUNCH

  64. S.... A....

    blah blah blah blah crunch blah blah

  65. L.... O....

    Disney.
    Listen.
    You need them to voice the first prince & prince love story.
    If you don’t WTF DISNEY?!

  66. p.... ....

    REMINDER!!!!! THEY GAVE US PERMISSION TO SHIP THEM!!!!

  67. D.... M....

    The middle schoolers back then are high schoolers who now hate middle schoolers too it’s like a constant circle

  68. T.... ....

    The 2nd verse should have referenced a bunch of iconic vines

  69. O.... F....

    0:53
    Thomas' face is so much like Roman right then 😂😂😂

  70. N.... P....

    Long ago, I thought you guys were the same person.

  71. M.... W....

    😂😂😂 Jon's face when Thomas started singing

  72. B.... �....

    Into the woods vibe ❤❤❤

  73. I.... A....

    r u coming back or what?

  74. e.... ....

    I love how he just started sing a into the woods song and nobody noticed 😂😂

  75. E.... L....

    Now you dress up as a gay Disney Prince 😂

  76. M.... P....

    Tik Tok 👀

  77. D.... E....

    Me:

    * Inhales *

    *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGONYYYYYYYYY*

  78. T.... G....

    0:18 His face is just like "of course he's singing"😑

  79. e.... F....

    Literally live action Disney prince audition

  80. S.... ....

    You can tell they filmed this after a long night of not sleeping. Their eyes. Their skin. These two should've have sleep, water, and a shower before filming. Take care of yourselves. Your physical and mental well-being is more important than your internet presence.

  81. l.... ....

    press F to pay respect

  82. D.... O....

    This is the weirdest video I’ve ever seen in my entire life wow 🤣 wow

    D.... O....

    I realized I said wow twice

  83. R.... ....

    What happened to vine tho

  84. E.... K....

    I thought these guys were twins.

  85. J.... D....

    Am I only the person who thought they were the same person

  86. A.... C....

    So glad that Disney wrote a parody for this 💜

  87. M.... ....

    The difference between Jon and Thomas's dramatic expressions. Love it😂😂💕
    Oh and ehm. Jon... Why do you use a shoelace to support your ukelele (other vid)🤔😂💕

  88. C.... F....

    This is actually really good. Why?? Lol.

  89. C.... F....

    Why though.. Lol. xD xD

  90. i.... ....

    JON COZART MORE PIKE JON MOZART

  91. E.... ....

    Jon’s fAce at the start had me wheezing

  92. Y.... H....

    I was watching into the woods and started singing ur version of this

  93. b.... s....

    Hey guys, I understand this is years later. You are both wildly talented and I hope that you have been successful in whatever endeavors since this. Keep up the hard work.

  94. H.... J....

    Mé hárt♥️

  95. M.... ....

    Jon: tries to comfort Thomas

    Thomas: bursts out singing

  96. L.... R....

    times when the clock changed one minute

    0:58
    1:55

  97. J.... K....

    I thought into the woods ripped it off

  98. T.... L....

    decades to old.....
    Thank you Jon - u r so gooood to your older subscribers 😢😢😂😂