Cozart, Jon - Rip Vine: A Song Lyrics
[Jon:] You know, Thomas, there is nothing you could've done.
[Thomas:]
How do I cope with this loss and this pain, Vine is now dead to me.
People would soak in me narrating a 6 second masterpiece.
[Jon:]
Cooped up in L.A. I spent all my work days on painstaking art.
Meanwhile my frenemies grow 9 times as quickly with taco bell hauls,
Blah, blah, blah, blah-crunch, blah, blah.
Agony, far more painful than yours when to grow like you want, you must pander the middle schoolers.
[Both:] Agony, oh it hurts to the core!
[Jon:] What is as tiring,
[Thomas:] Or half so inspiring,
[Thomas:] Am I not talented with my impressions? My precious, Ms. Piggy, our family, I do the best Stewie, now where will they go?
[Jon:] You are everything Vine could have wished for!
[Thomas:] Oh, I know,
[Jon:] It died though,
[Thomas:] The platform is lost,
[Jon:] You know nothing of losing 'til you only get 2 million views on a vid, you know, should have gone viral meanwhile, its lists: blah trump! Blah candy! Blah late night! Blah roasting! Blah blah!
[Both:] Agony,
[Thomas:] Misery,
[Jon:] Woe,
[Both:] Though it's different for each,
[Thomas:] Always seconds behind,
[Jon:] Always decades too old!
[Both:] And it's just out of reach!
Agony, that can cut like a knife! Hello, YouTube. Bye, Vine!
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Cozart, Jon Rip Vine: A Song Comments
You know nothing of loosing... DO NOT SPEAK TO ME OF LOSS
HAHA😂😂😂😂😂 His face when Thomas sanders started singing
I bet Virgil is In Thomas brain thinking:
“THOMAS YOU IDIOT WHAT ARE U DOING AND WHO IS THIS FREAK”
Thomas: *looking sad*
Jon: You will be fine
Thomas: *gets in his feels*
They are twins
I first watch him when I'm 10 now I'm 81 Yo because I have to wait for the next upload
who eles thinks they sound amazing together
And then Tik Tok was invented
I didn’t know Roman was gonna be here
I ship it......
This happens to be a parody of my favorite 'In to the Woods' song. I happen to like this one better though.
..... the beginning tho Yes !!!!!
And why haven't they used these two as a Disney gay Prince yet
i came back to this video after i found out thomas played cinderellas prince
Sanders sides comments cannot be stopped. It appears on every single video thomas is in xD even ones not on his channel
Bruh you say your busy making things but you havent posted in a year
It's into the woods. Lol i love this
Thomas: *starts singing*
Jon: *sits awkwardly* 😐
so an update for tick tok!!
Byte: *allow me to introduce myself*
I ship it
Thomas looks a bit like the guy from F.R.I.E.N.D.S
When your a middle schooler and you hear a line that mentions middleschoolers....
I loved that Agony cover!!!! So nice😄
Paint are you actually gay
The Roman in each of them was here for 2 mins 35 seconds
Did any one notice that clock on the table in the background?
*feels gay tension building as the seconds tick by*
This would be the best parody musical ever using all of the vine and YouTube songs
DISNEY HELLO GET UR HEAD OUT OF ELSAS ICE TOWER AND MAKE A VIEDO WE WANT aaaAaaaAAaA
I swear this is just Roman taking full control lmao
Well am i late ;-;?
Roman sang this and you can’t tell me any different
They're dating I'm calling i5
I sang this song at a school play
Can I sense BROMANCE
They should make a Disney movie where there are two gay princes and they in love...
I ship it
Thomas: VINE IS DEAD!!!!
Me: *Thomas they are in YouTube. Don’t worry.*
Jon just looks so done at the beginning 😂
ROMAN!!!!!!!! OMG YASSSSS!!!!!!!
Never forget
My two faves making a parody of one my favorite musical songs I AM LIVING
Tiktok.....
Its closest to vine
Can I get this on Spotify please-?
The next thing they'll do is Rip YouTube BECAUSE YOUTUBE'S DYING BECAUSE OF COPPA :(
I miss jon uploads
It’s been exactly 3 years-
2019 December
Is there Anyone 😂?
Imagine if we suddenly just see a new ad for a Disney movie. Then we see that Thomas and Jon are there, Thomas in a rip vine t shirt, and Jon in a Pixar shirt. And the movie ad is called The Gay Disney Prince.
Vänta va?!? Är du svensk??
.....ummm.....
Awkward......
.............
Gay Prince of Disney
jon protecc
jon attacc
but most importantly
jon pls come bacc
SHHHHHIIIIIPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jon looks like the guy off of American Crime Story Assassination of Gianni Versace
Can I please have a 6min song with the two of you together? It's just so fucking good.
Are you on TikTok yet Jon?
this is such 2016 thomas i cant
Ship it
Thomas sounds like he sang in rent but I know he didn't because I know rent like the back of my hand. I love their voices by the way.
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! AGONY!!!!!!!
Its only been 2 years? How has it felt decades?!
crrUNCH
blah blah blah blah crunch blah blah
Disney.
Listen.
You need them to voice the first prince & prince love story.
If you don’t WTF DISNEY?!
REMINDER!!!!! THEY GAVE US PERMISSION TO SHIP THEM!!!!
The middle schoolers back then are high schoolers who now hate middle schoolers too it’s like a constant circle
The 2nd verse should have referenced a bunch of iconic vines
0:53
Thomas' face is so much like Roman right then 😂😂😂
Long ago, I thought you guys were the same person.
😂😂😂 Jon's face when Thomas started singing
Into the woods vibe ❤❤❤
r u coming back or what?
I love how he just started sing a into the woods song and nobody noticed 😂😂
Now you dress up as a gay Disney Prince 😂
Tik Tok 👀
Me:
* Inhales *
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGONYYYYYYYYY*
0:18 His face is just like "of course he's singing"😑
Literally live action Disney prince audition
You can tell they filmed this after a long night of not sleeping. Their eyes. Their skin. These two should've have sleep, water, and a shower before filming. Take care of yourselves. Your physical and mental well-being is more important than your internet presence.
press F to pay respect
This is the weirdest video I’ve ever seen in my entire life wow 🤣 wow
I realized I said wow twice
What happened to vine tho
I thought these guys were twins.
Am I only the person who thought they were the same person
So glad that Disney wrote a parody for this 💜
The difference between Jon and Thomas's dramatic expressions. Love it😂😂💕
Oh and ehm. Jon... Why do you use a shoelace to support your ukelele (other vid)🤔😂💕
This is actually really good. Why?? Lol.
Why though.. Lol. xD xD
JON COZART MORE PIKE JON MOZART
Jon’s fAce at the start had me wheezing
I was watching into the woods and started singing ur version of this
Hey guys, I understand this is years later. You are both wildly talented and I hope that you have been successful in whatever endeavors since this. Keep up the hard work.
Mé hárt♥️
Jon: tries to comfort Thomas
Thomas: bursts out singing
times when the clock changed one minute
0:58
1:55
I thought into the woods ripped it off
decades to old.....
Thank you Jon - u r so gooood to your older subscribers 😢😢😂😂