Colt Ford - My Truck Lyrics






Man, you gotta be kidding me, son
You call that a truck
Y'all check this out right here

My truck, pregaming all day
Your truck, got a net for a tailgate
My truck, full o' girls with Daisy Dukes
Your truck, full o' whole bunch of dudes
My truck, Patron Silver and Corona
Your trucks, two liters of diet soda
My truck, is bigger than a building
Your truck, is like a toy for the children

If you wanna ride in a real truck
Baby, just hit me up
Just slide on over to the middle
And maybe we'd truck around for a little
Yeah, if you wanna ride in a real truck
Baby, just climb on up
And if you don't feel good on the leather
We can take the back roads till whenever
Yeah, if you wanna ride in a real truck
I'll show you how we boom, boom, boom
How we boom, boom, boom

My truck, jacked up so high you can't see it
Your truck, look more like a Prius
My truck, is a gun-slinging mud clinger
Your truck, always getting the middle finger
My truck, bump Hank, Jamie and Toby
Your truck, got a cassette tape for Moby
My truck, is like the honey badger, 'nuff said
Your truck, is like Osama bin Laden dead

If you wanna ride in a real truck
Baby, just hit me up
Just slide on over to the middle
And maybe we'd truck around for a little
Yeah, if you wanna ride in a real truck
Baby, just climb on up
And if you don't feel good on the leather
We can take the back roads till whenever
Yeah, if you wanna ride in a real truck
I'll show you how we boom, boom, boom
How we boom, boom, boom

My truck, is supercharged and got Fosgate
Your truck, has an enlarged prostate
My truck, goes "roar" like a lion
Your truck, is like a little baby crying
My truck, gets comp in Vegas
Your truck, gets minimum wages
My truck, is on its way to platinum
Your truck, is like, "What the hell just happened?"

If you wanna ride in a real truck
Baby, just hit me up
Just slide on over to the middle
And maybe we'd truck around for a little
Yeah, if you wanna ride in a real truck
Baby, just climb on up
And if you don't feel good on the leather
We can take the back roads till whenever
Yeah, if you wanna ride in a real truck
I'll show you how we boom, boom, boom
How we boom, boom, boom
Boom, boom, boom
Boom, boom, boom





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  1. D.... w....

    You guys are nuts... Lol luv ya

  2. J.... D....

    🤣🤣loved it.

  3. R.... i....

    Fucking love this video lol

  4. K.... H....

    Red head here

  5. G.... B....

    He looked heart broken when he colt ford ran his rc truck over 😂

  6. T.... H....

    This is what happens when you hit bottom😂😂😂

  7. C.... B....

    Where has this been my whole life

  8. N.... S....

    Ewww, Shitty rip off of My Dick , Mickey Avalon ..

  9. w.... ....

    Sounds like a law suit.haha

  10. M.... S....

    Plan on giving Dirt Nasty any credit?

  11. D.... T....

    Haha they steal music from other artists and turn it into shit

  12. W.... ....

    Who likes this bullshit?

  13. T.... B....

    I'm not even going to give the dumbass the view. I just heard about this shit and had to see if it's real. This is the dumbest shit I've heard in a long time. Ripped off mickey and simon fr. Can't wait to see how this gets resolved.

  14. R.... S....

    No creativity. U stole this. I hope every night before u fall asleep u day to urself" thank jesus for dirt nasty" pitiful lol. I'm embarrassed of u.

  15. w.... ....

    Shame!!!! My Dick thief!!!!!

  16. J.... B....

    Hack!!! Dirt Nasty and Mickey Avalon are high and tight members of the 4 Stroke Gang!!! They will piss on you and beat you!!! Your brother didn't believe me, but he sure does now!

  17. B.... ....

    “My Dick” is so much better, and I think you owe Dirt Nasty and Mickey Avalon some royalties.

  18. K.... J....

    Hahaha such blatant thievery... Pretty good but this is My Dick...

  19. J.... ....

    Pay your dues to Dirt Nasty and Mickey Avalon

  20. E.... C....

    This entire song is plagiarized from Dirt Nasty and Mickey Avalone’s ain’t “‘my dick”. I hate people that don’t have a bone of creativity or originality in their body so they steal from other people’s work. I hope you get sued beyond belief and Dirty Nasty has already said he is filing a lawsuit. I hope it was worth it being a gutless coward pussy plagiarist after you lose a lot of money in the lawsuit 😂😂😂.

  21. T.... N....

    Get your own shit!

  22. P.... S....

    THIS IS A 5 ALARM DUMPSTER FIRE!!
    Who else is here because of Dirt Nasty & Mickey Avalon?

  23. F.... D....

    MY DICK by DIRT NASTY & MICKEY AVALON

  24. A.... L....

    Gay country version of my dick by some real niggas

  25. s.... g....

    Dirt nasty did this way better

  26. s.... ....

    Ouch, My Dick by Mickey Avalon and Dirt Nasty $$$

  27. c.... c....

    uuuu .... dirt nasty & mickley avalon will not be to happy haha

    c.... c....

    crazy chanel they already said they are suing as they should.

  28. B.... D....

    Woooooow what a RIP OFF!!! Talentless clown

  29. C.... Y....

    Is this what passes as "country" these days? Ripping off another song and making this pile of shit?

  30. D.... T....

    MY DICK

  31. A.... R....

    Nice stealing bro! Better pay Dirt Nasty Mickey Avalon & Andre Legacy their dues & respect.

  32. T.... 4....

    Can't wait till I get my license and get a truck. I'll pull up next to some import truck and blast this song

  33. r.... 2....

    this is hilarious.

  34. T.... C....

    Love it!!! 😂

  35. t.... ....

    Did you give props to Gary Wright for this song? Original song you sampled is Love is Alive by Gary Wright back in 1976.

  36. T.... R....

    haha, so goddamn funny

  37. J.... B....

    Yup....watchin this again and again and.....

  38. j.... k....

    Been listening to Colt since his first album and people looking at me wondering what I was listening to....now they know

  39. S.... K....

    LOVE the song and video!!! I couldnt stop laughing or watching!

  40. B.... M....

    Is it me or has colt lost weight

    B.... M....

    I am a big dude but if he has good on him

  41. t.... ....

    I knew I had heard the hook before! Great song and nice sampling of Love is Alive by Gary Wright!

  42. T.... L....

    😂😂😍😎🤘

  43. R.... S....

    Name your favorite horror movie.

    1...2...3...

    Brokeback Mountain!!

    hahaha

  44. I.... b....

    Thats hilarious!!!!!

  45. C.... 4....

    LOL Jason alsplen aka Jason Alden this is one of my favorite music video I like the song

  46. R.... M....

    China approve it: 100% Country Beef lol

  47. B.... D....

    Looks like me and my brother 😂😂😂😂

  48. B.... D....

    This is awesome. Colt Ford Tyler Far WHATS UP !!! The Step Brother reference was HILARIOUS !!

  49. T.... G....

    Ya'll crazy as fuck, ya'll killed it with the step brother idea for the video

  50. K.... H....

    It looks like rain here ya SC here

  51. K.... H....

    I ride u ty.

  52. K.... H....

    Love u ty

  53. K.... H....

    Rattle snake here

  54. K.... S....

    Think they had way to much fun lol

  55. C.... 4....

    You gotta call me Jason alsen

  56. K.... H....

    What's up ya this morning

  57. K.... H....

    Me rattle snake here

  58. V.... G....

    These two to together is spectacular.

  59. C.... 4....

    My truck roars like a lion your truck sounds like a little baby cryin

  60. K.... H....

    I will ride with u. I love fishing and sports too. And god my family always. I sing too. Write songs . Write poems too .

  61. K.... H....

    U ask me to send bar I had my two boys. Remember I do the pretty red head country gril

  62. K.... H....

    I love u ty

  63. A.... F....

    Tyler is so cute!😂😂

  64. M.... D....

    Video is a hoot, both these lads are REAL country. One of Colt's best tunes ever, and ya gotta love Tyler Farr... who really needs to put out some more music... PRONTO!

  65. J.... M....

    Lmfao this made my day

  66. s.... ....

    i love Colt Ford and all but I think he owes Mickey Avalon some money.

  67. B.... ....

    Love it!! Made me laugh my ass off, thanks guys I needed that

  68. L.... W....

    Haha Tyler Farr sounds like he's drunk

  69. K.... Z....

    Holy shit, That’s awesome!

  70. i.... ....

    Definitely ripped off another song... Called "my dick by Mickey Avalon"

  71. 1.... ....

    This is awesome!!

  72. C.... O....

    Colt nice work on on this video

  73. C.... O....

    Colt Ford you’re the best country rapper keep em comin

    C.... O....

    You should look into upchurch this is garbage

  74. L.... G....

    Saltwater pools seem like they'd kick ass.

  75. W.... E....

    Get that hernia checked out colt

  76. F.... ....

    Great song + great video = AWESOME!!!!!!!

  77. B.... H....

    This is great

  78. 8.... A....

    Same concept as : Mickey Avalon - my dick... hilarious!!

  79. D.... B....

    You know what got me is when they said their favorite movie was Brokeback Mountain

  80. M.... U....

    Country pop rap!!?? Garbage!!

  81. J.... R....

    Just being stupid.

  82. R.... H....

    Like the song but colt ford please remove Luke and Jason's mangina out of your mouth

  83. h.... l....

    So funny!!! 💘

  84. N.... U....

    Jesus Christ

  85. B.... C....

    Boats and Hoes

  86. G.... O....

    I got a friend request on Facebook from a person clamming to be Colt Ford. I wanted to check and see if it was really you or was it a scamer?

  87. B.... S....

    man that looks gay come on Colt don't tell me you're turning on the other side are you already on the other side

  88. A.... W....

    Preppy sweater Colt Ford looks like a fat Trace Adkins. Sorry Trace no offense

  89. B.... W....

    lmfao! yes!!! best video of all time!!!

  90. B.... L....

    I like this song and I drive an Altima.

  91. B.... W....

    Hmm... Mickey Avalon much?

  92. r.... d....

    cool colt

  93. c.... h....

    Name your favorite horror movie "brokeback mountain" 😂😂😂

  94. C.... W....

    I love it especially the end when u guys fight it's just like me and my brother

  95. K.... M....

    Wow..lol what did I watch

  96. B.... H....

    😂😂😂😂

  97. S.... W....

    LMAO 😂😂

  98. S.... b....

    Colts lost a lot of weight. He's not the fat ass he once was. He looks like the after....