Clark, Dodie - The Youtube Song Lyrics






School's a drag, your job is bad
And there's so much work to be done
And all you really want to do
Is open your browser and launch YouTube
You know time is ticking away
But you're still watching Alex Day
Inbox 1 reload the page. A new video? Work can wait!

We are the YouTube army
A ukulele band, with cameras in our hands

We are the masters of procrastination
A bunch of fangirls are coming your way
Subscribers across the nation
All over the world, we DFTBA
Hey, we are the YouTubers!

Like it, favourite, comment share
H8ERZ GONN H8 but we don't care!
Subscriber count is cool and all
But we're a family overall
If you're here to judge, walk out the door
Cause you're not welcome anymore
We're smart, creative, quite persuasive
We have more fun than anyone

We are the YouTube army
A ukulele band, with cameras in our hands

We are the masters of procrastination
A bunch of fangirls are coming your way
Subscribers across the nation
All over the world, we DFTBA
Hey, we are the YouTubers!

Stuck on three, oh, two views [x2]

We are the masters of procrastination, (stuck on three)
A bunch of fangirls are coming your way (oh, two views)
Subscribers across the nation (stuck on three)
All over the world, we DFTBA (oh, two views)
Hey, we are the YouTubers! [​x2]





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  1. C.... B....

    that was lovely and Squeezy and brilliant. Great job. Your music matters. Keep going,

  2. M.... ....

    Omg "FANK YUUUUU FOR DA 3000 SUBZ :3" I'm dead 😂😂😂 2012, man. What a time.

  3. L.... G....

    Just stumbled upon this Dodie song. She looks so much younger here!!

  4. P.... ....

    Wow I didnt know us youtube dwellers had an anthem

  5. M.... C....

    She's grown so bloody much! ❤

  6. J.... J....

    Never forget where we came from lmao

  7. S.... F....

    Omg Baby Dodie! I love this so much

  8. a.... ....

    And now you’re touring the USA and YOURE the one getting fangirled over. I’m so proud of you, dodie.

  9. c.... ....

    6 years ago 💀

  10. M.... �....

    Dodie please redo this song.

  11. A.... J....

    Literally watch this song every time I'm putting something off

  12. A.... ....

    I like how this is still completely accurate. Also, I like how in the description it says 3000 subs and now she's at more than 1.5 million!

  13. D.... R....

    i love this

  14. I.... ....

    Even though youtube has changed so much this still gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside. ;D

  15. A.... L....

    THIS IS SO OLD

  16. l.... ....

    I change alex day to conan gray :)

  17. I.... L....

    "We are masters of procrastination "
    Tell that to my mom xD

  18. o.... t....

    This is still so relevant and...agh I don’t know what to feel I just watched every original song she’s ever made

  19. R.... W....

    💜💜 this song.

  20. D.... v....

    Does anyone have the chords? I need to learn this rofl (just gotta find a youtuber to replace Alex Day...)
    EDIT: I found the chords xP

  21. M.... S....

    I love this video because you can really see how your voice has changed in the past few years. You should totally remake this.

  22. e.... ....

    i love you dodie:)

  23. i.... ....

    Hello, dementors.

  24. S.... ....

    the description says thanks for 3000
    now you have 1.3 million
    you have come so far <3 <3 <3

  25. S.... K....

    My sister says that dodie is a ripoff of claire vanderwaal
    I replied that dodie doesn't have time to be a ripoff, she's too busy being my entire purpose of life.

  26. B.... S....

    Watching this after Net Neutrality was repealed. I'll miss you YouTube <3.

  27. a.... k....

    hi i wonder if 2017 Dodie remembers this

  28. J.... W....

    'stuck on 302 views' oh my that takes me back

  29. M.... C....

    Anyone from 2017 watching Dodie all over from the beginning?

  30. L.... B....

    I just realized. Why are you wearing a sweater with the US flag?!

  31. R.... ....

    This was posted on my 14th birthday :))

  32. p.... t....

    3000 in 2012 1 million in 2017❤️❤️

  33. i.... ....

    Is it just me, but do you feel special when in the description it says "I love you if you read this", it's mostly why I read descriptions because it's like "ah wait i kind of not really got noticed?" Lmao

  34. m.... j....

    R E L A T A B L E AS FUCK

  35. a.... ....

    We are the masters of procrastination.
    DID YOU JUST MENTION THE PHANDOM?

    eEHHE

  36. m.... ....

    I suddenly got the 'Tear in my heart' vibes because of the chord progression. was waiting for her to sing 'sometimes you've got a bleeding no-o-oh' :D

  37. L.... L....

    SO FUCKING TRUEEEEE

  38. L.... ....

    3 thousand subscribes *cough* now over 1 million WOW

  39. A.... V....

    Well I love it!!

  40. S.... J....

    this is so precious.

  41. J.... ....

    this perfectly sums up why I've put off an entire project until the last minute
    (and I'm procrastinating it now by commenting)
    "A new video? Work can wait!"
    and then
    "We are the masters of procrastination"
    this song is literally me

  42. r.... ....

    YOU DESERVE SO MUCH LOVE WOW

  43. e.... l....

    FETUS DODIE

  44. A.... B....

    oh goodness I'm just discovering this and the "DFTBA" made me do a double-take

  45. B.... M....

    I think you should sing this song so it's better audio i just adore this song completely in love with it

  46. s.... ....

    "Thanks you for 3,000 subscribers!"

    Today, on your 22nd birthday, you got 1,000,000 subs!!!! 😬😬❤❤❤

  47. E.... K....

    Five years later, and you have almost one MILLION subscribers. <3

  48. H.... K....

    ...who's Alex Day? and what did he do?...

  49. J.... P....

    Wait, you're a nerdfighter?!?!



    I'm so happy right now 😄

  50. K.... S....

    dID I JUST HEAR DODIE SAY DFTBA YES

  51. M.... J....

    this whole vid is completely un - dodie until the last 3 seconds "pineapple hair pineapple hair"😂

  52. M.... G....

    So are we not going to talk about Dodie's hair in this?

  53. C.... L....

    Omg she had 3000. Just you wait dodie

  54. M.... T....

    I've listened to this so many times, but I've never realized how much her voice has changed

  55. S.... ....

    THIS WAS 5 years ago

  56. C.... ....

    DODIE IS ALMOST TO 900K OMG AHDVKSBDBD YOU HAVE GROWN SO MUCH

  57. K.... ....

    100,000 subs off a million!

  58. N.... L....

    Goodness... its been 5 years since this song.. and its still just as amazing.

  59. r.... ....

    ✨i have a monologue i should be memorizing✨

  60. B.... C....

    this needs to be redone, it's so great

  61. A.... G....

    i like her t shirt so much

  62. S.... ....

    we are the masters of procrastination trueeee

  63. j.... t....

    I love how the description says thx for 3,000 and now ur at more than 800,000 ❤❤

  64. L.... d....

    Woah...I'm just starting at Dodie's hair...I'm bot familiar with this look XD
    but I FUCKING LIKE IT :))

  65. m.... m....

    i miss old youtube :[

  66. C.... l....

    Thanks for all the words of the war on where does things go if not on youtube, pay or do not just make the day count watching equally.. We are all we eat and absorb like a green orb of fate.. Thanks for Bring it back to America the lands are always going to breathe air as if freedom could be stifled with the 'PC' Muscle, pc's are what we make, love hate, sake is the wake when all minds come to a wave in the hands of great places, thanks again, my little ones love it..

  67. B.... O....

    One of my favourites

  68. A.... ....

    Look how PRECIOUS

  69. n.... n....

    YOUR HAIR!!!!!!!!!

  70. M.... E....

    AT THE START WHEN YOU AGGRESSIVELY STRUM THE UKULELE YOUR FACE IS LITERALLY ME IM DYING HOW DIDN'T I SEE IT BEFORE?

  71. I.... ....

    I wish YouTube was still a big family.. now people are suing each other and stuff... :/ this song is amazing

    I.... ....

    I mean some of us can still be, the nicer side of youtube

    I.... ....

    Brendon Urie can Panic at my disco anyday I love your YouTube name lol

  72. J.... ....

    please remake!!!!!!

  73. L.... C....

    I love this I can't get it out of my head it's so accurate!!!

  74. R.... ....

    Underrated Dodie song tbh

  75. p.... b....

    Can this be more accurate?! I'm actually procrastinating rn

    p.... b....

    literally procrastining my maths hw to watch this

  76. d.... ....

    Oh old dodie cringe

  77. L.... A....

    Your accent!!!

  78. I.... J....

    I like changing the lyric 'Alex Day' to 'Hazel Hayes'

  79. k.... ....

    Dodie should redo this song! it's great XD

  80. K.... P....

    Oh my god

  81. R.... M....

    shit i remember when this came out, I was 16! Inspired me to play ukulele :)

  82. R.... ....

    It's 5:12 AM and my project is due today.

  83. R.... ....

    I'm supposed to be doing a project right now.

  84. D.... Z....

    I love that in the description is says thanks for having 3,000 subscribers and now it's 600,000

    D.... Z....

    1.7 million now

    D.... Z....

    haha... its 1.8m now :)

    D.... Z....

    Wow that’s insane, she’s really come so far, I didn’t even remember this comment and it really shows how long I’ve been watching her, that’s crazy, she literally has 1.8 million now

    D.... Z....

    And now it's 8.6 k

  85. G.... E....

    BABY DODIE

  86. A.... R....

    I just love watching all dodie's old videos and seeing how her voice and style has evolved :)))

  87. u.... a....

    This is the nice version of "YouTube cult" by John corzart"

    u.... a....

    Mate "Youtube Culture" by Jon Cozart.

    u.... a....

    Melody Cutie Cupcakes *john cosard

    u.... a....

    Leah Jaffe *Joan Custard

    u.... a....

    Melody Cutie Cupcakes
    James Charles.

  88. c.... ....

    And now you have over 500000 subscribers haha xD

    c.... ....

    Think again! muahahaha! 1.3 million!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  89. R.... M....

    dftba! dodie's a nerdfighter!

  90. t.... ....

    I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TRUTHFUL ABOUT THE INSPIRATION AND LIFE OF YOUTUBE FANS I LOVE THIS

  91. L.... ....

    what is dftba?

    L.... ....

    +LittleTouchOfCrazy dftba= don't forget to be awesome

    L.... ....

    +David Van Gerven thank you!

  92. S.... B....

    Oh this was so long ago ;-; it's great to see how far Dodie has come though, from 3000 subscribers to now. It's just wow

  93. T.... ....

    I hate how all these people came along and ruined the Youtube "small family" thing, it was great, but then all of these idiots came on here and messed it up. Just like looking like a nerd (a really popular looking nerd) is cool now, like "I was born this way, get out of here fake."