Chris Webby - Gold Toilets Lyrics






Yeah I want
A couple milli in my debit account, and I want
A car so foreign it's too hard to pronounce, and I want
A bong so big that I could light up an ounce, yeah I want
Solid gold toilet bowls in my house, yeah

(No, no) No more living with my mom and dad
Now they got a guest room in my balling pad
Got a salt water pool where the dolphin's at
(Hello? Warren Buffet's on the line) Shit, I'll call him back
Can't you see I'm tryna rap here, Mary?
Oh yeah, that's Mary, my full-time secretary
She got no gag reflex, not at all
So uh, y'all can imagine how she got the job
My refrigerator full of champagne
Dresser drawer full of uncut cocaine
Turn my dining room into a fucking arcade
Yeah, that'll be the day

Yeah I want
A couple milli in my debit account, and I want
A car so foreign it's too hard to pronounce, and I want
A bong so big that I could light up an ounce, yeah I want
Solid gold toilet bowls in my house

I want that good life, yeah, yeah, yeah
[x3]
Yeah I want, solid gold toilet bowls in my house

(With the, with the) With the helipad, and a live in chef
His name's Jeff, and he keeps my kitchen fresh
Sautéing mushrooms with a chicken breast
And then we tag team hoes in my private jet
I got exotic pets, they all around me chilling
Stretch hot tub with a thousand women
And a, castle bigger than Bowser lived in
With a secret back room where I count my millions
Got money stacks stashed away
My garage got cars in a vast array
A whole island to myself like Castaway
Yeah, that'll be the day

Yeah I want
A couple milli in my debit account, and I want
A car so foreign it's too hard to pronounce, and I want
A bong so big that I could light up an ounce, yeah I want
Solid gold toilet bowls in my house

I want that good life, yeah, yeah, yeah
[x3]
Yeah I want, solid gold toilet bowls in my house

I got 24 karats in my shower head, toilet bowl, and a frame that's around my bed (what)
I got Ms. America giving back rubs in my solid gold bathtub
Cause you know that I be
Living life like Mr. Deeds
With a diamond rolling tray where I twist my trees
So picture me, on every Forbes list you see
Cause I'ma get there eventually
(So everybody say)

Yeah I want
A couple milli in my debit account, and I want
A car so foreign it's too hard to pronounce, and I want
A bong so big that I could light up an ounce, yeah I want
Solid gold toilet bowls in my house

Yeah I want
A couple milli in my debit account, and I want
A car so foreign it's too hard to pronounce, and I want
A bong so big that I could light up an ounce, yeah I want
Solid gold toilet bowls in my house





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  1. Z.... A....

    a music video would be dope

  2. K.... S....

    lol, dislikes are bad, but there's 420 of them so... i dunno...

  3. B.... D....

    Damn 420 dislikes...not nice

  4. G.... H....

    Fire ass hook 🔥🔥🔥

  5. C.... R....

    I listen to this every chance I get!!! One of the best mc's around today, for sure!

  6. M.... M....

    Fuck those 415 people

  7. H.... ....

    This is the coolest track I have heard in a long long time!

  8. I.... J....

    I played this song after golden toilet bowl was stolen tf! :d

  9. K.... P....

    Still bumping this daily in 2019!

  10. M.... M....

    "Got a salt water pool where tha dolphins at, (Hello, Warren Buffet's on the line) Shit I'll call him back,"
    "can't u see I'm trying to rap here Mary, Oh yea that's Mary my full time secretary"..."She got no gag reflex not at all so u can imagine how she got the job"....

  11. L.... C....

    Loving it still!!!!

  12. A.... C....

    Bro! You should do this one next time you're in Spokane . I don't think you have yet.

  13. T.... N....

    Imagine the music video if it was made?🤔😂

  14. A.... L....

    "My Refrigerator full uh champagne, dresser drawer full uh uncut cocaine🎼"

  15. K.... B....

    when i first heard this my friend was in my face so i kinda hated but then i listened to it by myself and i loved mean on Wednesdays i hated life but now i love Wednesday because of this shit it likes drugs on steroids i just fucking like it its so fucking addicting holy shit i love this shit

  16. E.... D....

    Tag teamngs some gay shit bro

  17. Z.... P....

    Love it 🔥🔥

  18. r.... w....

    The anthem. Fun, feel good rap!

  19. J.... Q....

    Can’t wait to go to your concert🔥

  20. A.... X....

    This song needs a music video!!!

  21. x.... t....

    Yeah I want webby to make more music ;)

  22. E.... B....

    I love you crise wabby you are the best and have the best songs I am 10 and my fave is bars on me I love it keep making songs and don't let anyone despise you cuz you are the best rap :-)

  23. R.... M....

    Sounds better on 1.25

  24. B.... ....

    Miken pičus

  25. A.... H....

    Im movin in

  26. k.... s....

    Another cup of feel good please. Thanks webi

  27. K.... ....

    Webby seriously got one of the best flows ever, I'm a rapper by hobby and I can only aspire to be that good, I wanna kick it with Webby one day

  28. i.... ....

    Wait how are you anti establishment and rich people singing about gold toilets? Lol dude got dope flows but if you're going to be so opinionated and rip people for making similar themed songs.. I just dont get where this is coming from? I aint even hating just confused lol

  29. R.... ....

    one of the only rap songs that i actually like!!

  30. a.... ....

    happy rap sounds ehhhhhhh

  31. 4.... g....

    one day 'a couple million' will be laughable to this legend

  32. J.... M....

    Lyrical Genius with a Cobra sized Penis haha

  33. c.... ....

    Show how good he is! Can rap about solid gold toilet bowls!! I want to take over the radio station and make it webby radio but the fcc will be on that shit!

  34. C.... M....

    Pretty relatable

  35. M.... M....

    Definitely a banger, gonna be blasting this for the next 20 years

  36. C.... R....

    If you got on a track with Joyner and Em to address the state of hip hop that would be insane. You him and Em are my favorites so that would be fire

  37. M.... I....

    How can you disslike this?
    Beaaattiiifffuuuullllll !!! Go on !!

  38. A.... H....

    This song tho... 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  39. N.... B....

    Havent found a song of yours i dislike!!

  40. A.... H....

    Webby makes the most solid sesh music

  41. J.... ....

    bro, this is your shit. more like this. seriously. this is what youve been looking for.

  42. Z.... M....

    268 mumble rappers Hatein on g.o.a.t webby

  43. c.... e....

    Who else is taking a shit listening to this thinking I wish I had a good tolite 💩💩

  44. S.... A....

    New favorite song

  45. J.... D....

    I love Webb’s music, he’s so underrated. He has so many different flows and a variety of different types of songs. A lot of his songs his delivery reminds me of like a battle rapper. I imagine he could kill some freestyle battles, but he’s just putting out so much good music!

  46. E.... ....

    This is stupid how fire it is

  47. A.... P....

    Mr deeds on the forbes eventually emediatlly..

  48. A.... P....

    Got me interested and laughn stole my beat.but he owns them all...so ya

  49. A.... P....

    With him all day every day...u cant compete...

  50. A.... P....

    Die for webby world....

  51. E.... K....

    I made these toilets platinum from scratch, but my homie WEBBY? He snapped.

  52. R.... V....

    loving the webby he sooooooooooo dope check us messing around https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOH56N0alfk&t=1s

  53. S.... L....

    If anyone has the chance i would appreciate aome views and comments for my newest song, thank you to anyone who took time to listen
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F_AtLgeK5qQ

  54. S.... S....

    Man you need to come to toledo ohio again

  55. S.... S....

    Webby's a beast my opinion best around juggalo love

  56. j.... ....

    Lit ass song bruh!

  57. G.... C....

    This shit is fire.

  58. k.... k....

    Webby is the future

  59. S.... C....

    Not going to lie that sounds good to me. Not gonna lie Webby bro I aspire to be the kinda guy you are man . Love the vibes homie keep up the good work

  60. N.... P....

    👍👍👍🔥

  61. R.... A....

    مع اني مافهم شي بس والله طرررررب 😁🖖🏻😂

  62. d.... T....

    All these shitty songs getting flushed cause of this artist xD

  63. d.... T....

    Smoking a joint to these gold toilets xD

  64. A.... J....

    Such a fire song 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Chris webby never disappoints

  65. A.... s....

    09 doesnt seem that long ago listening to this

  66. K.... L....

    This needs to be everyone's jam this summer. Should have way more views. Straight fire every week from webby

  67. T.... F....

    #IWantABongSoBigICouldLightUpAnOunce

  68. R.... L....

    He could of been he gave up...

  69. D.... C....

    Whens this album out

  70. Z.... M....

    Webbys the truth!

  71. Z.... S....

    First song in my life I lost one to everyday.

  72. J.... T....

    Come to Denver!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We need to hear you live.

  73. Z.... ....

    You and Tom Macdonald should collab together.

  74. R.... M....

    A Joyner feature would be fire.

    R.... M....

    joyner Season yes it would hell yeah keep spreading the word and expanding the fanbase as I will continue to do

    R.... M....

    Bobby the kid have been for years man and will continue to do so.

    R.... M....

    joyner Season 💯💯

  75. G.... ....

    Raw thoughts 4???

  76. T.... R....

    you ARE CT GOD webby! next time u in New haven area/or anywhere in CT, id love to be able to see ya. you ar a serious fuckin inspiration! keep it alll up brotha man!

  77. I.... H....

    X is better than you. XD

    I.... H....

    IT'S HYDRA no he's not

    I.... H....

    IT'S HYDRA that's already been proven

  78. L.... ....

    Rappers now a days, I want bad bitches and flashy cars. Not webby. He wants that good life with his solid gold toilet bowls

    L.... ....

    Temptz 💯💯💯💯💯💯

    L.... ....

    Temptz keep spreading the word let's expand the fanbase like never before.

  79. t.... p....

    This song makes a shitty day better.

    t.... p....

    traphouse productions anything from Webby makes a shity day better.

  80. J.... P....

    I love this song

    J.... P....

    Johnny Playz some here

    J.... P....

    Johnny Playz let's keep expanding the fan base as much as possible.

  81. j.... b....

    You are like jesus of rap, webbbbbby!!!

    j.... b....

    jim bo 💯💯💯

    j.... b....

    jim bo definitely one of my favorites for sure for a while now

  82. j.... b....

    I WANT A BONG SO BIG I COULD LIGHT UP AN OUNCE!

  83. D.... G....

    I can tell this song isn't gonna blow up cause people are dumb and stuck in a shell. but I love it. I love every aspect and style of all webby songs. Keep it up #WebbWednesdays

  84. M.... S....

    This song is a fucking gem

    M.... S....

    Mc Smooth Rapper same with Skyline 2

  85. M.... B....

    #Webbywednesday 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  86. D.... C....

    Dope shit g

    D.... C....

    Doug Cunningham same with Skyline 2

    D.... C....

    Bobby the kid fuck ye bro

  87. J.... V....

    🎶💚

    J.... V....

    Jacqueline Vandermark Skyline 2 as well

  88. M.... ,....

    You haven't really been dropping good shit too much but this is good shit nothing in it's political 👌🏿😌

  89. S.... ....

    It's 12

  90. M.... S....

    Skyline 2 in 30 minutes!!!! Cant fucking wait!!!!

  91. j.... c....

    200,000 subscribers!!! #fortheburbs #webbywednesday

    j.... c....

    just chilllin hell yeah well said

    j.... c....

    just chilllin 💯💯💯

    j.... c....

    just chilllin about time🔥🔥🔥👏👏👏👏

    j.... c....

    Bobby the kid views and subs are gonna keep going up like crazy once skyline 2 drops in 30 minutes

    j.... c....

    Mc Smooth Rapper hell yeah I can't wait

  92. M.... K....

    WEBBY YOU ARE SICK AS SHIT! I TELL EVERYONE ABOUT YOUR MUSIC! THANK YOU FOR WHAT YOU DO!

    M.... K....

    Mark Kunicki f*** yeah keep spreading the word

    M.... K....

    Mark Kunicki he is one of my favorite artists since Eminem

  93. L.... T....

    I know I'm late to saying this, but Chris, I idolize your music and incorporate it into the best and flow of life and it changed shit shit for me. Thank you for doing you, web

  94. I.... ....

    This song is "gold" lol

  95. B.... A....

    What u think bout tentacion ?

  96. l.... b....

    ill never do it but goddamn if i cant imagine this entire music video in my head, hit me up if you need ideas webby cause i fucking love you

  97. A.... N....

    & ur Yummy