Cameron, Alex - Real Bad Lookin' Lyrics






I am the drunkest, ugliest girl at the bar
Oh well I'm scheming, and I'm scheming, and I'm scheming, and I'm gonna go far
All the boys, yeah they think I'm a star
Because I'm drinking, and I'm drinking, and I'm drinking, yeah I go pretty hard

I get a pinch on my ass, when I lean on the sill
And then I bent it, and I bent it, and I bent it but not to pick up the bill
My husband's at work, my baby's in a Daewoo sauna
I hold my breath when I check, just to see that she isn't a goner

The little dream sits there, she's like a fly in a jar
Yeah who the hell are they to tell me that I can't leave my kid in the car
I am the goddamn drunkest, ugliest girl at the bar
Yeah who the hell are you to tell me that I can't leave my kid in the car

Yeah who the hell are you to tell me that I can't leave my kid in the car
Yeah who the hell are you to tell me that I can't leave my kid in the car

I am the dumbest, richest guy at the bar
Yeah, well I'd take you for a ride but my girl took the keys to my car
I made a deal over lunch baby, yeah it was worth 15k
I show my teeth when I smile in a real matter-of-fact way

I make so much money, I swear I never get any older
And I don't talk to my brother cause that prick's got a chip on his shoulder
Oh yeah I'm feelin real good, how much for one of those cigars?
I want to breathe like a dragon baby, I cough up burning hot tar

Hey look, I'm cold outta cash, just put it all on my card
Hey, wait but you can't cut it up, my credit rating is five stars
Oh well this place is a joke, yeah who do you think you are
You're talking to the goddamn dumbest, richest guy at the bar





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  1. G.... S....

    amazing performance......................<3

  2. D.... M....

    I can't not love this man

  3. L.... B....

    My ma left me in the Car & at School till no-one else was left in the 90s & my Older half-sibling EVEN AT THE AIRPORT ALONE JUST AS LONG 5 hours alone as pre-teens!

  4. K.... C....

    I am the dumbest, richest guy at the bar 😘

  5. A.... C....

    come to Spain papasote

  6. V.... D....

    What an artist!!!

  7. T.... L....

    LMAO at the Audience & while I was at a bar..While Alex was opening for FOXYGEN IN ATHENS! :P

  8. D.... ....

    I'm a big Alex Cameron fan but I did not really vibe with this performance. You win some (many in Alex's case) and you lose some.

  9. O.... B....

    Even better live! Roy’s sax just enhances the whole thing

  10. A.... ....

    Love this live version!

  11. G.... x....

    My credit rating is 5 ***** 👌🏼👌🏼😂

  12. T.... ....

    Jumping the shark is a masterwork.... a tremendous album. But his new album sucks really really bad!!!

    T.... ....

    Go get fucked

  13. d.... ....

    his music is like to be happy a while and forget life nowadays.

  14. D.... F....

    Anyone else think the sax solo sounds like Blame it on the Tetons by Modest Mouse?

  15. G.... S....

    who is playing them synths?

    G.... S....

    Harold Jensen I'd bet its Holly Sidewinder. Check her out, she has her own work and it's pretty solid.

  16. t.... ....

    I dont even know how to say how much i love what hes doing. keep em comin!

  17. b.... ....

    Nice noise.

  18. S.... V....

    <3 <3 <3

  19. J.... B....

    this dude is pure sex

  20. b.... ....

    you know it's great writing when you can see everything he's singing

  21. K.... D....

    Fav song on Jumpin the Shark

  22. C.... S....

    VERY GOOD

  23. C.... ....

    wowwww he's handsome

  24. J.... H....

    One of the very few artists I really wanna see live right now.

    J.... H....

    seen him 3 x so far and every single one is totally worth it ;o)

    J.... H....

    Lucky you! I am going to see him twice in February :)

    J.... H....

    Wish he would come to the USA...

    J.... H....

    and future islands

    J.... H....

    Saw him a few months back, really good live. A person put a hot dog on the stage and he asked them to remove it and to not make the night about them. Then at the end of the show someone threw something at him and he said they were done and left, no encore. He's a great performer and Roy Molloy did a thing where he rated the stool he sat on all night. Like how comfortable it was, how sturdy it was, and all that.

  25. M.... M....

    The realest musician out there today! Saw you in Lund, amazing!