Callahan, Bill - Everything You Touch Becomes A Crutch Lyrics






Have I said too much
Am I losing my touch
I don't think we should touch
You go with the other men
Me I beat myself to sleep
Maybe I should have just
Left all this in a lock-up box
In Boston

Never said too much
I always tried to save face
I never said too much
Tried to save my face
Only a few spare incidents
Of disgrace

Never said too much
I said we shouldn't touch
I beat myself to sleep
You go with the other men
Go with your other men
I beat myself to sleep
I beat myself to sleep

Maybe I should have left all this
In an airport lock-up box
In Boston





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  1. C.... N....

    Whoever made this is a genious

  2. P.... V....

    coming back to this episode was such a delight after ep 85

  3. D.... M....

    How does he put on his shirt with those hands? 1:22 They don't fit in!

  4. H.... S....

    “Find Larkin”!!! 😂😂😂 And it’s Liam speaking 😂😂😂 Thats such a small detail but soo funny!!!

  5. D.... w....

    I don't know why, but I like how you censored Beau's swearing but not Caleb's

  6. w.... ....

    If I could upvote this video more than once I would have upvoted this like at least 1200 times, like 'HOLY SHIT PUMAT' xD

  7. I.... a....

    Holy crap youre so talented!

  8. S.... ....

    What was time stamp for the actual episode

  9. A.... ....

    These are the best crit role animations I've seen!

  10. A.... ....

    "ink?" hahahahaha
    I love your art style, the animation is impeccable and I love how you draw Beau. Thank you so much for sharing this gem with us!

  11. L.... ....

    Beau's reaction reminded me of an auction in the Eisenhorn books. People are bidding on an alpha level psyker, someone who can control hundreds of people at once with his mind. You get these sheltered "nobles" bidding gold bars in the tens, then one guy's like "Ok, fun's over." and bids ten thousand. The reactions while the real bidding takes place were similar.

  12. I.... ....

    I think I've watched this 10 times now, done so well.

  13. M.... ....

    So, Firbolgs come from Minisota?

  14. A.... S....

    Your Beau is incredible. 🥰🥰

  15. s.... v....

    your animations are honestly the most impressive i have ever seen. the amount of time and skill you put into these to create all those details? i am blown away. thank you so much for sharing this with us because i am LIVING

  16. D.... i....

    Look at all these smurfs running this shop.... Its either these guys are really small or the smurfs are really REALLY huge

  17. V.... ....

    I hope you'll make more of these, they're great :D

  18. N.... K....

    Holy shirt PUMAT!!!

  19. M.... S....

    I love all the little easter eggs.

  20. P.... B....

    THIS WAS SO HILARIOUS XDD

  21. R.... ....

    These videos are all so good!!!

  22. S.... B....

    these are so good!

  23. b.... ....

    This video needs more views and likes

  24. T.... l....

    the shopkeepers all having the exact same voice like holy shit
    Mercer is a comedy genius

  25. Q.... S....

    Pumat Sol is a pure bean

  26. A.... ....

    MOAR PLS

  27. G.... r....

    Why doesn't Caleb get his spell book enchanted with endless pages and a quill with endless ink, much cheaper then spending it on paper in ink.

  28. B.... H....

    I love your art style soooo muuuuch

  29. B.... H....

    Locate S M U T

  30. �.... �....

    Those abs though

  31. E.... F....

    :( this makes me sad remembering that they may never meet pomat again...

  32. N.... B....

    I absolutely love these animations

  33. B.... ....

    Awesome ! Nice. I love animations of CR.

  34. P.... ....

    I love the animation. Good work

  35. T.... ....

    This is amazing! You capture them perfectly! ☺️❤️👏🏻

  36. C.... Z....

    that note on the wall behind Caleb says 'no you may Nott' 0:24.

  37. D.... M....

    Subscribing because these are the most stunning Crit Role animations I've seen!

  38. C.... P....

    Aghhhhhh you gotta do more of these! These are the best critrole animations I’ve found!

  39. J.... ....

    Love these animations, I thought Matt described them as silver bracers? Or am I thinking of something else lol

  40. B.... D....

    *WARNING : SWORD TALKS*

  41. c.... ....

    I think what caught me off-guard the most was the fourth shop worker appearing in from the back

  42. A.... C....

    Omg this is amazing!! 💖✨

  43. C.... T....

    Commenting so that there would be 222 comments made. Ignore this one!

  44. C.... S....

    Nothin like some good ol bracers of defense

  45. s.... ....

    I love the voice Matt does

  46. M.... B....

    God i love this beau design

  47. W.... W....

    Wow man fuckin wow your really good at this you taking some classes or college bravo man great work

  48. D.... R....

    I haven't reached this part yet, but now I need to know: why is the shop so low on stock? Did something happen to Pumat Prime?

    D.... R....

    Nah, the Mighty nein just bought most of their stuff XD

    D.... R....

    Donovan Dunne Thank you!

  49. J.... C....

    I'm so impressed. Please keep making these!!!

  50. B.... ....

    HOLY SHIT PUMATS.

    seriously amazing.

  51. B.... F....

    love the list caleb holds up at 0:13

    5. learn
    6. consume
    7. ???
    8. R E W A R D

  52. D.... V....

    I love your animations! I rewatched your videos quite a few times and finally figured out what your animation style reminded me of. It reminds me of Archer. But in like the best possible way. Awesome job

  53. M.... ....

    Can you do the hospital heist because omg that would be amaaaaazing. 🌸🌸🌸

    M.... ....

    It's on the list but I'm having trouble picking what I want to do next! I might have to cast a vote some time.

  54. K.... L....

    The flash of Caleb’s to do list 😂

  55. D.... S....

    Pumat is real guys check him out at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9HsOullXgc

  56. D.... P....

    Pumat Sol is a national treasure. Greatest NPC in anything ever.

  57. P.... K....

    first person i did not just instantly subscribe but also use that bell icon! i would saybi did it because you earned it, but i just can't risk missing one of your uploads!!

  58. C.... M....

    Was the sword a reference to campaign one?

  59. M.... H....

    I wanna boop Pumat Sol's nose.

  60. 8.... ....

    Like the way you portrayed Beau, gave her a dose of sexy as well...wish Marisha would play her more like that, not so butch all the time.

  61. E.... L....

    Holy fuck this looks gorgeous

  62. G.... ....

    That was great!

  63. A.... R....

    this animation is really good!

  64. D.... D....

    To be honest, if they just paid you to animate Vox Mochina, I don't think I'd be disappointed.

    D.... D....

    Thanks! Man, that'd be the dream. The project is in good hands though, the new series is gonna be one wild ride.

  65. P.... L....

    Warning, Sword may talk

  66. A.... ....

    Wonderful animation. Forgot how much they had to pay for that. Lol, crying about 1200 gold for a rare item. DMG Suggested Price for a rare item? 500-5000 gp. 1200 is definitely on the cheaper scale for something that grants a +2 bonus to AC for the unarmored people.

  67. T.... R....

    "How much? 1200 gold peices." I died

  68. T.... ....

    Beautiful style man, keep up the good work.

    That being said...

    I fuckin hate Beau.

  69. M.... X....

    Thank the youtube algorithm gods for shining light on this small channel, this was pure gold animation for a pure gold comedic scene

  70. D.... ....

    This animation style really reminds me of Archer

  71. J.... A....

    I've been waiting for SO LONG for you to post a new one of these, and it was worth the wait!

    J.... A....

    Thanks for your patience!

  72. D.... B....

    "Defeat Vecna" lol best also "Find Larkin" where did Larkin go?

    D.... B....

    Word is he went on vacation somewhere in Wildemount.

  73. K.... M....

    Officially subscribed. This is amazing.

    K.... M....

    Thanks for the support :)

  74. T.... R....

    I love the stuff in the back! “No you may nott” “bag of holding/definitely a bag of holding” “the back” I just cjddkebdkeken and the quality of this is so good??? You’re so talented??? I’m shooketh????

    T.... R....

    I love putting in details like that and keeping the backgrounds interesting. I'm glad you enjoyed and thanks for the kind words! Stay tuned for more shake.

  75. R.... ....

    Omg I hope Critical Role sees this

    R.... ....

    I can confirm the good folks over at CR took notice. :)

  76. T.... L....

    that is actually not that mutch

    T.... L....

    They just happened to be broke as hell in that moment unfortunately.

    T.... L....

    @Lunapocalypse to be fair they are still broke as fuck xD

  77. l.... ....

    This is absolutely incredible!!! I love how well you captured emotion and facial expression <3

    l.... ....

    Thanks! I'll admit it's a lot of fun giving them wild expressions.

  78. V.... ....

    Love the craven edge in the background saying "Warning sword may talk!" and some of Vax'ildans throwing knives!

  79. s.... ....

    I'm glad I was able to see Pumat wink at me in my lifetime.

  80. s.... ....

    These clips had me fucking ROLLING

  81. p.... s....

    *my reaction if I were there*
    Me: *In Scottish Accent, looking at the bracers* The f*ck are those? Those don't look like bracers, they look like jewelry! They don't even look done! They look like all you did was bend a several bars of gold together and called them bracers. Those things couldn't protect shite!! They're not nearly worth 1,200 gold, let alone 200 gold!

    p.... s....

    @Lunapocalypse I myself play DnD (starting to DM for the first time), and I'm well aware of how fictional the designs for weapons and armor can be. My problem is that those bracers done even seem close to being able to protect ANYONE. They look like they're made as frames for a real pair of bracers. From how the design looks, all the enemy needs is an arrow, thin sword, or axe and they can bypass what protection the bracers provide, if ANY!

    p.... s....

    @phenox spartan Might have to take that up with WotC regarding the design, I pulled the reference from the actual bracers of defense. My guess is since it's a magical item the defense goes beyond what's visible, but I'm not about to tell anyone how their armor should look. If you want your armor to look practical besides being practical in your game then more power to you.

    p.... s....

    @Lunapocalypse Fair enough. That's just me. I do agree that the abilities are probably a lot more magical than they are defensive. I'm probably just being a jackass. BTW, VERY well done with the animation. Very nice, very smooth in movement. What did you animate it with?

    p.... s....

    @phenox spartan Thanks for the kind words! This was made with Adobe Animate (formerly known as Flash), though I do use Photoshop to sketch backgrounds and characters beforehand so that I can paint over them in Animate.

    p.... s....

    @Lunapocalypse Yeah. The only time I've ever really animated was with Adobe After Effects (This was in my recent digital arts class). Though I also did a lot of my painting in Photoshop beforehand.

  82. P.... J....

    Fantastic! Love the style

    P.... J....

    Thanks!

  83. T.... ....

    1200gp. Kinda a steal for those tbh.

    T.... ....

    Better than 3000gp

    T.... ....

    I'm only on ep 14 but has Beau gone back to buy them in the last 40+ eps?

  84. T.... R....

    List of Things to Do:
    1. Defeat Vecna
    2. Find Larkin
    3. (spoilers)
    4. Locate Smut ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    5. ????
    6. Reward

  85. J.... M....

    This is fantastic! Great job.

    J.... M....

    Cheers!

  86. o.... ....

    I'm seriously considering setting up a Twitter account (I LOATHE social media) just to tell either Marisha or Ashley to have Beau give the bracers to Yasha. I mean, Beau's AC would go from 20 to 18, but Yasha's would go from 14 to 16. CR 1/4 GOBLINS have a higher AC than she currently has, FFS!

    o.... ....

    Holy cow. I didn't know Yasha's AC was that low. Maybe Ashley is penning her as a masochist?

    o.... ....

    Barbarians just tend to have a very low AC due to a lack of armor. Rage and extra hp balance it a bit, but Yasha is quite squishy for a front liner.

  87. D.... J....

    Caleb and Beau are such a cute couple. And before people says she's homosexual, she is not, she is bi. She has never said she is strictly into only women and she has mentioned 2 prior Male partners in game. The door-regurad is still open for this beautiful relationship.

  88. C.... ....

    There are three daggers on the wall...
    *sigh*
    Dagger... dagger... daaaaaggeeeeeeeerrrrrrr

  89. T.... P....

    Animation's getting better every episode you put out. Keep up the great work!

    T.... P....

    Thanks!!

  90. J.... O....

    Reminded me of Archer

  91. H.... L....

    Hoooly....

  92. S.... W....

    Slow it down to 0.25 playback speed. It's worth it..... I would love to see Beau get those bracers and just raise her AC above 20 without having to raise her Wisdom *SPOILERS FOR THOSE CATCHING UP ON CAMPAIGN 2* since her Dexterity is at max

  93. T.... ....

    The expressions and lip syncing in these is always top notch! I love it!

    T.... ....

    Thank you!

  94. S.... K....

    This is fantastic. Not a fan of flash animation but this is so well done. Keep working at things like this.

  95. L.... ....

    I love how you draw Beau - great animation dude :)

  96. S.... K....

    This is AMAZING. Im so impressed, its beautifuuuul. So detailed. The little beauyasha animation was my favorite part!

    S.... K....

    It was my favorite too ;)

  97. V.... ....

    So much smut to locate, so little time...

  98. S.... B....

    This is so pretty and the effort this must have taken oh my gods! I’m gonna have to keep an eye out for more of your work. (Officially subbed)

    S.... B....

    Thanks for the support!

  99. J.... M....

    "I'm always in an existential crisis, I'm gonna go now, I'll come back when I'm fucking rich, aight?"


    I have never related so much to one single character.