C. W. McCall - I Don't Know (And I Don't Care) Lyrics




Now how many peppers did Peter Piper pick ta get himself a peck a' pickled peppers?
But more importantly, how many pickles do you get in a peck, when you can't find no peppers ta pick?
And furthermore, who wants a pickle that's made from a pepper by a guy named Peter Piper?
And in conclusion, how many pipers do you know that pick pickles? And how many Peters are pickled?

Well, I don't know, and I don't care
Go away an' leave me alone
I don't know, and I don't care
He don't know, and he don't care
About nothin'

Now how many ducks could a duck plucker pluck, if'n the duck plucker plucked until dark?
And more importantly, how many plucks would it take on a duck, 'til the plucker got duck plucker's arm?
And furthermore, if the duck plucker died whilst pluckin' the duck, would you call it the fault of the duck?
Or think now, would you say that the plucker had run out of ducks? And they called it "duck plucker's luck"?

Well, I don't know, and I don't care
Go away an' leave me alone
I don't know, and I don't care
He don't know, and he don't care
About nothin'

Now how much wood could a woodpecker peck, whilst Peter was a-pickin' them peppers?
And what if the pluckor became the pluckee, and the woodpecker's name was Chuck?

Well, I don't know, and I don't care
Go away an' leave me alone
I don't know, and I just don't care
He don't know, and he don't care
About nothin'

Boys got any idea how we gonna get outta this?

We don't know

Don't know, huh?

We don't care

Yeah, I know you don't care, neither

That's good





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C. W. McCall I Don't Know (And I Don't Care) Comments
  1. Brett Koeshall

    C.W. McCall is actually 90 years old in today's world.

  2. redneck400m

    This song made me lmao

  3. Super Trini Gamer

    song of my brother

  4. Jorjin Cubing

    my friend just said to type in I don't Know and I don't care and it is great

  5. eric zerkle

    How many mud ducks can a duck plucker pluck??

  6. Noel Kissaragi

    this is great
    I just typed I don´t know...I DON´T CARE in google
    and this appeared
    I love it now!!

    Geryalvi Batista

    me too!!! xD i love it

  7. tom wells

    Never heard this song of his before. Really funny and yet so true to life many times.

  8. James Kerr

    I this was my attitude for my freshman year of high school

  9. luv24real

    For not knowing or caring, Bill and Chip made a pretty entertaining little ditty based on tongue-twister questions...."that's good".

  10. briank06261973

    My soon to be seven-year-old daughter always laughs at this song.

  11. 1942ann

    Thanks for sharing this fun song. Love C.W. McCall's songs.

  12. TheZeke1974

    LOLOLOLOLOLLLLL!

  13. user208351

    Funny song I wonder if Bill is poking fun at himself? For those who do not know Bill worked for Omaha advertising firm of Bozell & Jacobs.

    You can send Bill a card or letter to say thanks.

    Bill Fries
    P.O. Box E
    Ouray, CO 81427