Butthole Surfers - Dracula From Houston Lyrics






Got no future, great big past
Little bitty guy on the rim of my glass.
Gotta meet the plane, so I can get my monkey
Teach him to be cool but a little bit funky.
Got no credit, and I got no fear,
and I got about a buck so I can buy a beer.
Gotta see a doctor 'bout the words I've said.
and I gotta get a bike and I gotta paint it red.

Oh no, we gotta go, we're not gonna live forever
Why, why, we gotta die? You know that WE'LL be together
Hey, hey we gotta say, I could never be a savior
You don't have to be there 'cause I'm never, never, never comin' home

Three feet deep in a slow motion WRECK
I was walkin' the walk and I was talkin' to the best
I was wrinkled and shriveled and steppin' out of line
PLAYIN' the end against the MIDDLE and losing every time
I was venous and heinous and crippled and sad
Thought I was invincible, the baddest of the bad
Then I woke up one morning, and I stepped out of bed
Had to get a bike, had to paint it red

Oh no, we gotta go, we're not gonna live forever
Why, why, we gotta die? You know that WE'LL be together
Hey, hey we gotta say, I could never be a savior
I know that you'll miss me but I'm never, never, never comin' home

Crazy (I'm crazy, I wanna tell you that I'm crazy)
Janis E. and Kurtis Mayfield, Leslie Gore with VIDAL Sassoon
How you think I, How you think I, How you think I take it
Said, how you think I take it when I hear all about it
Where will he go and where's the brain
Este noche, enchillada, in Chicago ni por nada

Oh no, we gotta go, we're not gonna live forever
Why, why, we gotta die? You know that WE'LL be together
Hey, hey we gotta say, I could never be a savior
You don't have to be there 'cause I'm never, never, never comin' home

Starin' in disbelief out at the gloom
I was forced with remorse to learn the bassoon
I got real good in about six years
Started playing out for a couple of beers
Then one day I was playin' at the gig
And in walked the monkey with a couple of funky friends
He came right over and said
"This is what you'll do, you're gonna get a bike
You're gonna paint it blue"

Oh no, we gotta go, we're not gonna live forever
Why, why, we gotta die? You know that we'll be together
Hey, hey we gotta say, I could never be a savior
I know that you'll miss me but I'm never, never, never comin' home





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  1. A.... F....

    Thank Erica, you rock

  2. M.... H....

    That guitar riff at the beginning sounds a bit like Sweet Jane.

  3. c.... ....

    First found this song from Dude Where's My Mount? which was honestly a huge part of my childhood. Coming back to this and hearing Phil's laugh at the end... It still makes me so happy.

  4. S.... H....

    Just me and my favorite jams that take me back to simpler days all I needed was some killer waves and tasty buds - Jeff Spicolli

  5. L.... T....

    "Then I woke up one morning and I stepped out of bed I cut off my balls and I sewed them to my head"

  6. C.... W....

    Scrubs, you fucks

  7. D.... T....

    This should be a major hit!

  8. O.... S....

    haha, this was the funniest and most frivolous song I've ever heard. thats what made butthole surfers cool

  9. N.... S....

    Man this font... these comments... you guys make the song feel like it should be in an animated kids movie.. it's the Butthole Surfers ffs.

  10. A.... B....

    Gtown Tx ATW

  11. M.... G....

    LOVE IT!

  12. B.... O....

    Im gettin' too old for this.

  13. D.... R....

    That’s playing the end against the middle and losing every time, and how do you think they will take it, not how do you think I’ll take it, Erica Elliptical. Lol.

    D.... R....

    David Rorke none of this even makes sense so ok

    D.... R....

    Erica Glover lmao...

  14. s.... b....

    i am loving that band name

  15. S.... M....

    I listen to this song at least 5 times a day. Sometimes more. This is my driving song. :D

  16. d.... s....

    I love The Butthole Surfers but this was when they were turning away from their psychedelic days.
    Personally I think this song is about a classic Mid-Life Crisis !

    d.... s....

    ironically or not, this song made me feel awesome when i was a depressed kid

  17. L.... T....

    I was 12 when I discovered DWMM, Man, it puts things in perspective. I'm 21 now.

    L.... T....

    Logan True the golden days of YouTube, also golden days of WOW 😂

  18. T.... R....

    I brought my own damn self here.

  19. C.... K....

    PHIL AND DAVE?!

  20. R.... D....

    "Dude let's get drunk and slaughter kittens!"

    R.... D....

    R Deveau Heh.

  21. d.... d....

    Always loved this song.. But SCRUBS brought me back here lol

    d.... d....

    Same :)

  22. J.... T....

    My love for bh surfers sent me here

  23. C.... ....

    My dad passed a year ago and this song is a great memory for a 15 year old and I’m gonna remember it forever.

  24. A.... S....

    So, who's here because they actually like the BHS?

    A.... S....

    MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE............

    A.... S....

    Maybe my favorite band ever

    A.... S....

    I fucking love buttholes

    A.... S....

    I first saw them live in 1985 in San Antonio and got a near concussion for my trouble. Great show, though.

    A.... S....

    I’m was 22 going on 23 when I first saw them

  25. N.... #....

    I love this band. never played World of warlocks lol

  26. B.... B....

    *People Sounds*

  27. F.... 8....

    Dude... Where’s my Mount?

  28. F.... T....

    I've been looking for this song for so damn long cause they play it at my job and I just love it

  29. B.... R....

    Dude where is my mount?

  30. T.... R....

    the hearts on the I's. F U

  31. K.... J....

    well done girrl

  32. T.... s....

    I found this on Grooveshark a few years back.

  33. C.... ....

    Most of us are listening to this because we all loved Dude where's my mount

    C.... ....

    idk what that is.

    C.... ....

    This is the part in "The Big Lebowski" where Buscemi ashes slap everyone when the wind change direction😜🤙

    C.... ....

    @TheVis a machinima about a Human Warrior and his idiotic black friend as they go around doing shit in World of Warcraft, getting into trouble and spending blood money on a map to Ironforge (Candyland Game Board), accidentally mouthwashing a Murloc Mating Call, and killing all of the Kittens and Gnomes along the way for stealing pants and souls!

    C.... ....

    "Most of us are listening to this because we all loved Dude where's my mount
    " wrong. This used to get spin on Alternative rock stations way back in 2002-2004 era.

    C.... ....

    No shit!

  34. M.... ....

    Dude where's my Mount?

    M.... ....

    *early Internet nostalgia*

    M.... ....

    "Dude, let's get drunk and slaughter kittens!" - Phil
    "Thank god you're the black guy, that means you're gonna die first." -Dave

  35. a.... r....

    gotta see a doctor about the words I've said

  36. M.... ....

    Still listening to in 2015!

    M.... ....

    how about still in 2017

    M.... ....

    2019 is better

  37. L.... i....

    we are part of one being

    L.... i....

    Leonard in a com gen reality, Fact ~ WORC

  38. L.... i....

    nephlime. back again

  39. B.... B....

    Nostalgia hits hard !

    B.... B....

    Im here to remember you this song 2 years after.

  40. W.... C....

    I'm bored, talk to me.

    W.... C....

    3 years later and finally someone replies to this comment.

    W.... C....

    @alright Another 3 years go by, is he still bored i wonder?

  41. K.... ....

    Beyond awesome.

  42. S.... H....

    Srcubs send me!

  43. b.... ....

    Perfect

  44. M.... R....

    step into liquid brought me here

  45. J.... ....

    It's a series based on the popular game World of Warcraft. The intro song to the series is this song.

  46. D.... A....

    awwww shit

  47. D.... A....

    are you a hot chick?

  48. t.... i....

    Very different from Butthole Surfer's old stuff, terrible in comparison, but on it's own, some great stuff.

  49. I.... ....

    @DragonFrostFire
    Yes, actually, I used to play WoW, hopefully hopefully going to get my account back running, maybe get Mists of Pandaria if I can spare enough change. Just hopefully can fix my internet issues long enough to do it hahaha..

  50. P.... ....

    a pretty good, old WoW machinima style series that never got finished... it also had this as the intro song

  51. E.... ....

    Where is my mount? :D

  52. w.... h....

    why the fuck is there a commercial at the beginning? fuck

    w.... h....

    I don’t have rights to the song and the record company makes money off it. *my old account*

  53. D.... J....

    i rly celebrate this song ^-^

  54. r.... f....

    fucking love that series

  55. r.... f....

    god damnit...

  56. D.... ....

    "Dude, Where's my Mount" Was a World of Warcraft Machinima from 2008-2009. (Don't quote me on that.) I personally LOVED it, for its off humor, and good "Camerawork"

    But that's just me.

  57. s.... ....

    It's an old World of Warcraft Machinima that uses this song as it's title song. it's a pretty funny series.

  58. D.... A....

    Dude where's my mount is a World of Warcraft machinima

  59. T.... ....

    "Dude, where's my mount?"
    It used to be a World of Warcraft series.

  60. r.... ....

    Man, you should make that into a song.... Withdrawal crisis, red and blue- red and blue pill, since it it kind of demented it won't be surprising if it's true. That's clever.

  61. k.... d....

    feel good song

  62. E.... C....

    The soundtrack to my Summer 2011 :P

  63. M.... ....

    You're gonna get a bike and you're gonna paint it blue a

  64. m.... ....

    reminds me of my trip to rome <3

  65. H.... ....

    He's got a tiny person on the edge of his glass. He has to meet an airplane so he can get his monkey. He wants to teach his monkey to be cool, but a little bit funky too. He's got no credit, and he's not afraid. He's got a buck for one last beer. He has to see a doctor and get a bike to paint red. This is what happens when you're high.

  66. M.... ....

    I was so busy celebrating someone did this video with lyrics, and then partying to the music, I almost forgot to leave a like!

  67. T.... S....

    you are amazing...