Bull, Dan - Oh No Mario! Lyrics
Why are video games so bloody violent?
Mindless?
Man, it's time to rewind
To a time where the action was colourful and innocent
Moms and dads didn't have to be diligent
Mario's back and it's brilliant
I'm a wholesome character that's suitable for children
A real role model when I'm leaping off a building
Come on kids, follow me
Follow me
One
Two
Three
Jump off
And weeeeee
Can you run down the road as fast as Mario?
I'm a show you pipes
A variety of types
Hash pipes
Crack pipes
Pass me a light
I'm jacked up on mushrooms
Listening to rush tunes
Puff, puff, pass me the carrot
Motherfuck you
Fuck
Yeah
Oh no Mario!
Fuck
Yeah
Oh no Mario!
Fucking listen
Roll up to the club and I jump on the table
Engage in R-rated behaviour that's shameful
Fuck the haters straight up mate
You can jump on a turle, and make it painful
I'm only saving princess Peach
To get a piece and pinch her peaches
Preach!
I'm going to break that bum when I get her home
But I've got the shakes man, I'm coming off the methadone
So I scoff another plate full of goombas
Make her suck me off on the rug like a roomba
Oorah
Rebel rabble rouser
That'll yank down bowser's trousers
And I sell drugs, plumbing is a front
I'm addressing every woman as a cunt
Roughing up a punk
While I'm puffing on a blunt
Duppy motherfuckers and I stuff them in the trunk
Fuck finishers in Mortal Kombat
Oh no Mario!
Mario's already been there, don't that
Oh no Mario!
Fuck Carmageddon
And fuck Manhunt
Oh no Mario!
Mario's worse, he's a God damn cunt
Oh no Mario!
Spin my hat front to back then back to front
I bet you can't do that, you cunt
I'm a little fucking fat fucking plumber
Fucking taking on fucking any fucking comer
I'm a
Loose cannon on the loose
With an appetite for animal abuse
Don't like jews
I don't like you
Don't like anybody, hang them from a noose
Enacting atrocities
Cruelty of all kinds
Bloodbaths
Massacres
Slaughter
And war crimes
Napalming your jungle leaves
While I'm shaking the junk in my dungarees
But you won't get a crumb from me
Because I'm from the streets of New Donk City
Out the Barrio
And I'm heading for hell
It's a me Mario
Beheading infidels
Fuck Saints Row
Fuck Grand Theft Auto
Oh no Mario!
Mario's going to come and cut your throat
Oh no Mario!
Fuck Doom
Fuck hatred
Oh no Mario!
Mario's raping all that is sacred
Oh no Mario!
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Bull, Dan Oh No Mario! Comments
Beat maker: makes this fun beat
Stupendium: Uncaring world-destroying CEO
Dan: Heavy swearing kid friendly character
Beat maker: wat
That was grand, I love you chose to embrace the truth about mario
0:48 sonic called he wants his spindash back
XD
This beat sounds oddly familiar
What you're crying for? We're just making oil!
i say that a lot at the park 0:30
Who knew that mario was a R rated game.
Who is here from Stupendium? And who wants them to be remixed together?
I am, and I'm having trouble finding the original beat :(
That club music. Tho
February 2017, I am surprised so many people realized this and Stupendiums new song had the same music. This song is really old, well, I only listen to their songs for about 2 weeks before moving on to something else to be fair. I imagine a lot of people listen to them forever
Same beat as a matter of factories - satisfactory rap from The Stupendium
I'm back to this wonderful song after The Stupendium's "Satisfactory Rap." Still as fantastic as the first listen.
Edit: holy shit, this song was released over two years ago...
to the guy who said this song sucks for the mk part, fuk u
kung lao can
this song sucks cause of the mk part
It escalated very quickly
I hate that it took this long to watch this, it was outstanding!
i hate you!!!!!
*_mario is now banned from my Christian minecraft server_*
I needed to find this man sooner, he's turned Mario into the rebel we all wish we could be.
Watching this while I play the game!
The one who hate this song haters ...dab on your haters Boy
Can somebody do an Animation of this?
Before this game came out, I was in love with this rap! Then the game came out, and I was in love with that...
Now I play this game everyday and listen to this rap,
LETSAGO
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍🏅🇦🇷
1.25x = better
lol i think just likes saying bad words. great rap though
Anyone else watching this while the video has 666k views? Illuminati confirmed! 😁
0:32
Woah... nobody told me that Mario wants to *COMMIT SUICIDE*
123 Jump off and WEEEE! *DEAD*
I was playing this on the bus in front of little kids so I had to turn it down,it was awkward
R.I.P Dan's chance of getting a Nintendo sponsorship
To much cussing jeez...
I don't like bad words the only rapper that says bad words in his raps in jt music or jt machinenma but I love Mario I have played it for 5 years now
DAN BULL
douglby
I can picture Mario with headphones 🎧 singing this!!
You can always count on Dan to make awesome videos! :) keep up the good work boi
Oh come on, Nintendo is made for innovation, not some dumb songs like this, Nintendo is Family Friendly.
When did Mario become badass and British?
0-100 real quick
Mario Rated R is this vid
what the actual fuck did i just watch.
"Hmm, haven't watched Dan Bull for a while, let's do it. Ye, good as ever. What's this, a Mario rap? Gonna be some funky-pop-light tune, and maybe some retro-or generic lyrics, I mean that's not Dan Bull, but I can't think of anything else... *40 seconds later* ...Ok, fuck everything I expected"
Well then.
Still the best Dan Bull rap. The subversion is fantastic.
i feel bad for the parents who let their children watch this XD
Mario isn’t a game that is only for children.
Mario's had enough
fuck you
I'm just listening to this and going, "Calm down, Mario!"
Mario becomes edgy the musical.
This has so much raw power i'm honestly shook
For a second i thought this might be a nice, wholesome rap, but...
This turned from Everyone to Mature fast
when did Mario curse
when did Mario curse
I love watching this in 1.25
Ha that got epic
Dude it's time you make a song about LoZ: BotW
I think I missed an episode.
This is PRozer peng!!!!!!!
Dude you're more suspicious of Mario than matpat lol
Its a big ol metaphor for how you thought Mario wasn't shit then he comes up like "WHATS GOOD NIGGA" with oddessy
That escalated quickly.
Did anyone else notice yarnham from bloodborn
its been a YEAR, and i still love this! Danbull ,could u consiter make another odyessey rap since the whole game is out
in this rap , Mario ils a mother f**ker
I found this channel through JT music
You can’t have 1 2 3 jump off and wee, and fuck you, in the same song
Jees since when did mairo get so crude
That escalated quickly hahahha
Well... I think I'll go play PUBG.
#Demonatised
This is just basically every mario parody with the over use of the word "fuck"
2:00 come on Mario, don't leave me hanging
Splatoon 2 pls
*Why are games so bloody and violent?*
*1 minute later*
*@$#%#&16#&\#-+#& Yeah &@-#+#+ Mutha'#-#-=*
That escalated in the best way possible.
Fuck ... Yeah!
That was unexpected and needlessly graphic... I love it! XD
That rap makes me go back to playing mario games
It escalated so quickly it's on Pluton now o_o
I need the music on its own so bad...I love it <3
Oh no...mario
well, *THATWASUNEXPECTED*
Rip Childhood.
"Mario's gonna come and cut your throat!"
-Dan Bull, 2017
why did you have to ruin something as sacred as Mario?
=D sick rap tho
That rap fucking sucks
This is the definition of “that escalated quickly!”
HELL YEAH DAN!!!
This is awesome as fuck XD
we found someone better than Eminem
I didn't even hear this much swearing in the Deadpool rap
https://youtu.be/w0RA_LZC0Jg