Bull, Dan - Monopoly Money Lyrics




[Intro:]
Me? I rap about games!
Yeah, we've gathered that by now
Who said I can't rap about board games, bruv
Somebody... presumably
Keepin' it old school, init bruv?
Yes it is
Check it!
Ch-check it...

[Verse 1:]
I'm not a property magnate
I'm a property magnet
Your offers, I'm knocking them back quick
As if I'm popping a tablet
Not stopping 'til I've got in the last bid
I splash quids side to side like my ad libs
Damn rich! Made of bread like a sandwich
Six figure plus cash sums are my language
Turning every opportunity to my advantage
So I can afford anything I've ever fancied
Shh! Here's an advanced tip to fill up your bank quick
Buy everything you fricking can while you're in transit
Take out the other gangs quick, bloods and crips
Make their bank balance even tighter than your hand grips
Fingers clamp tipped like a titanium vice when I'm shaking the dice
You didn't take my advice and I'm not saying it twice
Alright, I'm saying it twice
I'm bankrupting you so say your goodbyes
Uhh

[Bridge:]
Do not pass Go
And do not collect $200

[Hook:]
I'm a cataclysm of capitalism
Stacking the dividends as I rap on the rhythm
I'm lacking humility, never lacking in income
This isn't a city, it's a kingdom
I got dat Monopoly money
You're not going to take my property from me
I got dat Monopoly money
You're not going to take my property from me

[Verse 2:]
I'm not going to lie; the Monopoly guy
Looks impossibly fly in a top hat, moustache and a tie
I properly rock at Monopoly
You're probably not going to topple me
Even if your house burned down it wouldn't be hot property
Got money on my mind, I might require a lobotomy
I'm all about the green and I'm not discussing botany
But ruck with me and I might need to lick some broccoli
You're economically unsound like an art degree
My pocket's deep enough to feed everyone sleeping rough
But you don't beat the competition treating poverty
I'm really sorry that there's people that aren't eating properly
I acknowledge it's a problem, but not for me
What, you really think I'd know how to play fair?
When I was raised in a hotel on Mayfair?
I'd prefer to stay here, you can stay there
But as you're passing by, you'd better pay the fare

[Hook:]
I'm a cataclysm of capitalism
Stacking the dividends as I rap on the rhythm
I'm lacking humility, never lacking in income
This isn't a city, it's a kingdom
Monopoly. Hot property
I am Dan Bull and I rock a beat
Monopoly. Hot property
I am Dan Bull and I rock a beat

[Outro:]
Has anyone ever actually finished a Monopoly game
Without overturning the board and throwing little buildings everywhere?
Not me... Not me
Consoles? You're next





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Bull, Dan Monopoly Money Comments
  1. Mage Rabbit

    Still my fave!

  2. magnúsína Ellen

    copyright ?

  3. Joseph Icha

    I'm not a property magnate, I'm a property magnet, your offers, I'm knocking 'em back quick as if I'm popping a tablet - Dan Bull, circa 2014

  4. the honey

    Rip cat 1:39

  5. Zoko Dog

    Won a game of monopoly

  6. Lemus Logic

    This song is my spirit animal.

  7. Suneth Prabashwara

    do one about chess

  8. Cat in a chair

    monopoly as a video game... boodle genus

  9. Mewtwo

    The fact he says dollars in this instead of pounds bothers me more than it should.

  10. Jelly

    Where do i play?

  11. Melvin Kerk

    I still blast this on my speakers and all other older or newer songs of yours Dan. I have been a huge fan for years!

  12. Kelly Debord

    Is it just me or the words look like bioshock words

  13. Jacob Petersen

    Dan Bull is the only one who can make a song about Monopoly that blew my subwoofer.

  14. platinum guy

    Me: we need socialism, the rich should help this in poverty

    Me(while playing monoply): sorry guys, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

  15. Simon Björnfoth

    Big Shaq?

  16. Yarida

    This video made me buy monopoly plus for ps4

  17. Clone149

    2 of the 4 head sets that I broke, I broke them while listening to this song...

  18. Luna Brie

    I would want to challenge Dan. I will win for sure.

  19. gferrol118

    You can't rap about board games bro

  20. Christos Kempf

    i have finished many games of monopoly and enjoyed every one

  21. Gorillazilla

    Without a doubt the best Monopoly rap I've ever heard.

  22. hotguyrule

    Is this a console or pc monopoly game

  23. Vydrakk Zorxe

    [Intro]
    Me? I rap about games!
    (Yeah, we've gathered that by now)
    Who said I can't rap about board games, bro
    (Somebody, presumably)
    Keepin' it old school, innit bro?
    (Yes it is)
    Check it!
    (Ch-check it...)

    [Verse 1]
    I'm not a property magnate
    I'm a property magnet
    Your offers, I'm knocking them back quick
    As if I'm popping a tablet
    Not stopping 'til I've got in the last bid
    I splash quids side to side like my ad libs
    Damn rich! Made of bread like a sandwich
    Six figure plus cash sums are my language
    Turning every opportunity to my advantage
    So I can afford anything I've ever fancied
    Shh! Here's an advanced tip to fill up your bank quick
    Buy everything you fricking can while you're in transit
    Take out the other gangs quick, bloods and crips
    Make their bank balance even tighter than your hand grips
    Fingers clamp tipped like a titanium vice when I'm shaking the dice
    You didn't take my advice and I'm not saying it twice
    Alright, I'm saying it twice
    I'm bankrupting you so say your goodbyes
    Uhh

    Do not pass Go
    And do not collect $200

    [Hook]
    I'm a cataclysm of capitalism
    Stacking the dividends as I rap on the rhythm
    I'm lacking humility, never lacking in income
    This isn't a city, it's a kingdom
    I got dat Monopoly money
    You're not going to take my property from me
    I got dat Monopoly money
    You're not going to take my property from me

    [Verse 2]
    I'm not going to lie; the Monopoly guy
    Looks impossibly fly in a top hat, moustache and a tie
    I properly rock at Monopoly
    You're probably not going to topple me
    Even if your house burned down it wouldn't be hot property
    Got money on my mind, I might require a lobotomy
    I'm all about the green and I'm not discussing botany
    But ruck with me and I might need to lick some broccoli
    You're economically unsound like an art degree
    My pocket's deep enough to feed everyone sleeping rough
    But you don't beat the competition treating poverty
    I'm really sorry that there's people that aren't eating properly
    I acknowledge it's a problem, but not for me
    What, you really think I'd know how to play fair?
    When I was raised in a hotel on Mayfair?
    I'd prefer to stay here, you can stay there
    But as you're passing by, you'd better pay the fare

    [Hook]
    I'm a cataclysm of capitalism
    Stacking the dividends as I rap on the rhythm
    I'm lacking humility, never lacking in income
    This isn't a city, it's a kingdom
    Monopoly. Hot property
    I am Dan Bull and I rock a beat
    Monopoly. Hot property
    I am Dan Bull and I rock a beat

    [Outro]
    Has anyone ever actually finished a Monopoly game
    Without overturning the board and throwing little buildings everywhere?
    Not me... Not me
    Consoles? You're next

  24. Lazy doodle

    "this isn't a city, it's a kingdom" do you understand now logan paul ?

  25. ERROR 201

    i was board from this

  26. Chrissy Sunshine

    Bruh😆

  27. 「Sellout the Stupid」

    A rap about games![Yeah we've got the by now]You said i can't rap about board games bro![Somebody, presumably(???)]Keeping it old school, bro?[Yes it is]Chweck it![Uh, check it]

  28. Sean V

    It's insane. This is just insane. The lyricism is God damn crazy. I keep coming back here every year because I can't get enough of it. Dammit Dan you could murder the rap game if you wanted to.

  29. ArgyGuy

    good raper

    Bekim Arifi

    Argy Guy he didn't rape anyone...

  30. PSPReviewTech

    this video made me want to buy monopoly for PS4

  31. Neinty Nein

    ''console......your next''

  32. Braystad

    Monopoly online? oh yeah i want to be stuck for 2 hours beating people TECHNOLOGY GOD BLESS

  33. akise

    you know your a special rapper when you can make monopoly badass

  34. Ozzie 177

    ...
    dosh?

    White Lemonade

    Lods o emone? Probly

  35. Old Random Computing

    this is brilliant. this beat really shows what my HUGE speakers can do.... they go very loud!!!!!!!!

  36. Herbset

    I would never look at the subs while listening to that. Today I did, and all of a sudden "you are not gonna get my papa to front me" became "you are not gonna get my property from me". Lol, that makes so much more sense. #misheard lyrics

  37. Undead Equestrian Gamer

    Who is Abonnet?

    Undead Equestrian Gamer

    my longest Monopoly game lasted 7 years 5 months and 15 days, with 40 players, 20 monopoly games and 200 grand at risk

  38. Liam Rust

    Dan Bull really can turn anything into a rap. Wow.

  39. Mage Rabbit

    Still one of my favorites.

  40. TheCraigadile

    Seriously tho, anytime someone runs out of money when I'm playing monopoly with friends, they take out a 'loan' from the bank that they'll 'pay back'. THERE ARE NO FUCKING LOANS! YOU EITHER SELL PROPERTY OR GO BANKRUPT! GRRR!

    Yamen Kasso

    You Mad

    Mister EMann

    TheCraigadile ikr

  41. Los#' Muertos_/

    This song needs a Instrumental...NOW!!!!!

  42. Aussie Reaper

    What monopoly game is that?

    Yamen Kasso

    The pc version made by ubisoft

    Sir Maxeer

    Funny enough, that game is console exclusive and not for pc

  43. Luke Blondell

    A monopoly rap has no right to be this fucking dope

    Yamen Kasso

    It has every right.

    Da Bossman

    Luke Blondell IKR

  44. Joshua Schofield

    Magic the gathering rap?

    Rick

    magic the rappening

  45. mr. crepper

    I love this song

  46. eena suuronen

    I always win so yeeaahh I love monopoly

  47. AKA mathers

    smoke it and smashed it good song

  48. John Malta

    I played a few games but that is because everyone else forfeited around hour one

  49. That Guy

    Leave it to Dan to make a good rap about a board game

  50. Bronze To Challenger

    Liked because he referenced licking broccoli!

    Sai Prime

    The heck is with that anyway? What does it even mean?

    Bronze To Challenger

    He did a video where he licked broccoli and made a ridiculous rap as if it sent him tripping.

    ayyy lmao

    Sai Prime AAAND the sequel is out.

  51. ς ђ є ч є ภ ภ є Lynn

    Make an Uncharted rap. I'd love to see that.

  52. Chris bromley-west

    wait you build hotels? xD lame
    you wanna win? don't build hotels. there's a rule that states a limit to green houses. 28 I think. once they're all out people have to pay for 5 houses in one fell swoop (making it impossible for other people to build pretty much) just a little tip :3

    Chris bromley-west

    aha :')
    seriously though everyone will hate you :P

    The Americano

    That's such an asshole move though..

    Chris bromley-west

    there's a reason I almost never lose and everyone hates me :3

    The Americano

    @Chris bromley-west I would get so pissed off if someone did that in a game..

    Chris bromley-west

    used to do it on xbox live all the time but then my account got banned because I was modding on gta ;-;

  53. KMC

    Best song ever like!

  54. Ashley Smith

    I finished one

  55. Yarida

    put speed on 1.5 you're welcome

    dead

    what about speed 2?

    Chemical

    you're*

    Yarida

    @MoltenSkilzz yeah i blame my laptops shitty keyboard for not typing shit right

    Chemical

    You're still missing a ' and a E so that's bullshit :)@DiamondPro

  56. STM

    Dan really likes mentioning broccoli! Great song and so true at the end.

  57. Imperialist

    I just noticed. I never finished a single monopoly game in my entire life...

  58. Untouchable Players

    'Rock with me and I might have to lick some broccoli.' Epic Dan! Just like your allergic reaction to broccoli.

  59. Iam Archival

    another one dO-Ob

  60. Nats_ Online

    Trop cool

    Edgar H

    cool un français

    Nats_ Online

    a enfain

    Edgar H

    @Le Redstonnien :)

  61. Kyron Cazot

    DAT flow...

  62. rodrigo arevalo de la cruz

    klloolo

  63. mr biscuits

    say lol if you ever finished a monopoly game. .



    no one awwww

  64. Bruh Burger

    you're milkin it m8

  65. Tainted_Grace

    Am I the only one that caught the Dan and Phil reference at 1:51?

    Anthony

    +Carolyn Sheldon Yes, because it wasn't.... It was a reference to himself, since his name is DAN bull :P

    Tainted_Grace

    +Anthony/Risto97xz/Dasnyggin gaming I never posted this comment...? It's prob my cousin being a troll. Sorry abt that.

  66. jesse thacker

    you do rock a beat

  67. Yarida

    every time me and friends play monopoly i say dont flip the board in a fit of rage but then again to flip the board on the console versions you have to throw the fucking tv out of the window

  68. ebbi111

    LUV THE BEAT !! SONG IS FIRE !!

  69. Markraptor Power

    the bass power IS OVER 9000!!!!!

  70. Sean Henry

    i never knew what the monopily rap is and my dads name is sean henry and my name is bonnie henry.

  71. pilottroll

    2:29 "consoles, your next" the PC master race anthem :D

    Dankious Memeious

    pilottroll i heard that too

  72. Michael K.

    I've finished one game. Never been more "board" in my life.

    PopcornEgg

    Michael K. Ohhh I get it!

    prince of the game

    *slow claps* now plz kill me

    Tasty Twix

    You'll be "Board" when your waiting in limbo while god decides whether that's considered a sin.

    Mixerr

    nice puny pun
    haha

  73. NoteWorthyDigital

    I have this game to

  74. Aleksis Grasis

    You're economically unsound like an art degree nice one!

  75. UksiHattu12

    Board Game Masterrace! ;D

  76. Harlan Elvin

    loved this rap it was amazing

  77. Dieu Saint

    Chuck norris win monopoly without turning the cubes

  78. Rippertear

    I beat monopoly once without raging.


    I robbed the bank.

    Rippertear

    @Maciek Panasiewicz
    what? it was just sitting there.

    WolfTAFFY

    You must have had a good PAYDAY right

  79. cough medic

    Its monopolies not dollars

  80. Chris L.

    This is freaking amazing. "The Bard's Secret" is still my favorite though! :)

  81. Dirty Dog

    Dan do farm ville

  82. Jayden Dominguez

    my mother my cousin and brother turned monopoly into freaking empire

  83. ZAK ALDRIDGE

    If you just listen to the first verse, you wouldn't know if it's about monopoly. That's awesome

  84. Ahmed Louws

    Heh check it, best part of the song

  85. Raymond Naasko

    I have played the full game at lest two or three times without throwing the game all over the room.

  86. Voidrend X

    Sooooo that one part sounds exactly like a rap song named psycho and idk who it's by

  87. jobowisheshewasnomo

    I like this guy

  88. the monster tribe king

    Dan bull your the best rapper can u do one of rouge

  89. Rubén Miras

    What WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

  90. Phoenix

    Somebody presumably.

  91. Confuzzle

    Do a smash bros rap.
    please?

  92. Jesus Ruiz

    CRIP KILLA!!!!!!

  93. GalaBuiGGo

    Where are you from

  94. dirt dirt

    make a agar.io rap

  95. Mage Rabbit

    I seriously can't stop listening to this one, it's by far one of my favorites.

  96. JGAMER112

    I love this rap its really good.