Bull, Dan - I'm Going To Be A Daddy Lyrics
When she showed me the pregnancy test, I felt numb
I thought these things were supposed to tell the facts
Howcome we got this outcome?
They're meant to be 99.9% accurate, but now I doubt them
I thought maybe one day I may want a baby
It's too soon, I'm too stupid to build a human nest
I'm a man child hiding in the shadow of my student debts
We always used protection, at least to my recollection
Well, I guess this is another new regret for my collection
And I won't kill a fetus even if it's millimetres
If I'm big enough to spill a seed
Then I'm big enough to let it breathe
A fellow creature, full of genes of each of us
We're big enough to bring it up and let it develop features
Left speechless
How am I going to deal with each night of crying high-pitched voices?
When they're in pain, there's no way to make them say it softly
I'm good with kids as long as someone can take them off me
And what'll remain of a relationship that's already strained?
The love that's left is drained and plumbed into a baby's veins
And what if this isn't the right relationship to stay with?
At this stage in the day it may just be too late to change it
I'm going to be be a daddy and I'm fucking terrified
I'm going to throw up and there's nowhere I can ever hide
I want to stop, I want to wake up and get off this ride
I'm going to be a daddy and I'm fucking terrified
My life is rather good, it's not time for fatherhood
Looking after cats is hard enough, I can't give up my livelihood
I can't be a role model, my own soul's swaddled
My train of thought's like a pram rolling on old cobbles
How can I change the habit of a lifetime, I'm a lazy chappy
Change that? I've never had to change a baby's nappy
Don't want to watch the Tweenies on the TV
I like cult classic black and white cinema, fuck CBeebies
I don't have a choice any more
I don't have a voice any more
Can't make noise any more
I can't have a bottle of brandy and a LAN party with the boys any more
The way I want to steer the ship and the way it heads's all different
The game of life's flipped from single player to a co-op escort mission
How can I provide enough safety and security
When it feels like it's the whole world versus her and me?
Poland versus Germany, east versus west
Earth's eating itself, while I've invited you to be its guest
What can I bring to the table? I'm not mentally stable
But they say parenting's innate and we're all meant to be able
But what if it's I'll, what it's disabled, what if it's not mine?
What if it dies, what if it grows up to be a horrible little gobshite
What if it hates me? What if it's not just one kid
What if it listens to this song and feels unwanted
I'm going to be be a daddy and I'm fucking terrified
I'm going to throw up and there's nowhere I can ever hide
I want to stop, I want to wake up and get off this ride
I'm going to be a daddy and I'm fucking terrified
I hope I can be helpful during the birth
Providing backup for the mother of the youngest of the children of earth
When it's eighteen, I'll be forty-eight
When it's forty-eight, I'll be seventy-eight
And when it's seventy-eight, I should be dead in the grave
Or in my place waiting at the heavenly gate
Every day, a memory fades except for some strange cases
Like when I'm travelling back to the past and wondering whether to change places
When she showed me the pregnancy test, I felt numb
But now I've settled down I've got one message:
Welcome
I'm going to be be a daddy
I'm going to be be a daddy
I'm going to be be a daddy
I'm going to be be a daddy
I'm going to be be a daddy
I'm going to be be a daddy
I'm going to be be a daddy
I'm going to be be a daddy
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Bull, Dan I'm Going To Be A Daddy Comments
Wow its kind of depressing
"...from single player to a co-op escort mission..." Thanks, Dan.
DAN BULL
So is that a firm no on being gay? Well there go all my hopes and dreams...
Who’s the mom
Honestly why the fuck did we think this was a joke ???
congrats dan
'And I won't kill a fetus, even if it's millimeters, cause if I'm big enough to spill a seed then I'm big enough to let it breath.' Dude those lyrics are what I've basically always said to myself. I have a step daughter and a son now so I can understand almost exactly what you were going through, when we found out my missus was pregnant with my son we didn't know wtf to do or think but now he's 6 weeks old and my life is completely different from what it was almost a year ago when we found out.
Anyway mad respect Dan, love your work 👍
Make sure to change succesion law from gavelkind to something else or else your sons will split all your titles
You fucked without a condom... what do you expect?
cha0s because a condom is the only form of birth control
Mental asylum
I'm gonna be a daddy and I'm fucking terrified.
For real.
what u been doing dan
what u been doing dan
dad bull
You Are Gonna Raise A Good Baby Rapper
I want a kid and I'm only 11
Adrian Baldenegro OMG SAME I'M 11 AND I WANT CHILDREN
So the April fool was that it was genuine. I, just...
Glad all turned out well.
Your personal feelings aside, Dan the fact is thirteen-year-old boys also " spill seed." Doesn't do their thirteen -year-old girlfriends any good to " let it breathe."
The best contraceptives fail.,even tubal sand vacectomies.
Seriously though, glad your partner's unplanned pregnancy worked out for both of you. .
1 april: REALLY XD???
This seriously gave me the chills.
I am not a dad, but it still hit pretty close to home, since I have had the pregnancy scare quite a few times already.
'what if it listens to this song and feels unwanted?' i'm not one to swear often but god damn
Funny enough, my cousin was born on the day you posted this
I half wanna leave the biggest cursing comment ever, and half wanna know where he got tht egg... guess neither shall be achieved.
Uh....congrats? Seriously though, I love this song and I love your work Dan Bull.
April fools 0:01
Respect! Congrats. Welcome to the world we were never ready for.
Is this song the Truth?!
DADDY BULL!!!
you are uploading in the wrong time but fuck the pass
Man I'm like depressed for Dan, I mean his ears are fucked and every small noise hurts him making music hurts him dealing with a kid that screams and cries every night, it just seems.... Dan I am truly sorry for you, man.
Congratulations! A blessing from the cosmos.
My eyeballs are sweating
U forgot condom?
Congratulations tho.
Honestly I think this is one of his best songs it's so brutality honest and has his raw feelings in it.
you can be my daddy ;)
dan bull junior
The egg makes me think this isn't serious, but the rap is so deep and sad. Then again it was made on April 1st... but also the comment "It was scary to show her this song, but it was my honest feelings when I found out and I wanted other expectant dads to know they aren't alone feeling like this" So I guess it's serious?
Why censor fuck in the chorus but use it 2:27?
Congrats man
You will do a good job ad a dad m8
lol u had sex xddddddddd
I feel really bad
Egg indeed
2:46 - 3:17 Hits close to home.
Nice description
Egg
Congratulations Dan, your gonna be a great dad
aprill firssst!!!
aprill firssst!!!
if his child see's this when its older then it will think its unwanted (i said "it" because i dont know if its a boy or girl)
I can't imagine what all the American viewers think "CBeebies" is! If you're American and you hadn't heard of CBeebies before this song tell me what you think it it
I'm waiting for all the 'fist me daddy' jokes
He did teh kreempai
Do you really recently born son. What's his name?
Very emotional song Dan 👍🏻
The april fools, was an april fools? holy shit... aprilception...
Dan, you troll.
why troll? he is dad :)
@Cinema 4D Animations I know, its reverse trolling, its a troll because everyone thinks its a joke, but its not
lol Dan bull that just white ball where your son
How did you keep that egg unbroken the entire video? I can't even hold a normal egg for 5 seconds, you sir, are talented.
120 people were just like, fuck this, fuck life. There are not enough dislikes on this video
If you raise the kid to not swear, then like when theyre a teen, link them to your YouTube channel. Show them the fuck everything song.
HE ALREADY HAS HIS SON
You'll be a brilliant dad but next time wrap it before you tap it
Happy fathers
Dad Bull
HE GOT LAID YO AAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY 👏👏👏👏👏👏😝😝😝💯💯💯💯💯💯💯‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️❗️⁉️💯❗️⁉️💯❓❔⁉️👍
I just now got the "production assistant: Caroline" joke
Why is this song so lit?
The terror slows down after around one year. I was like "holy shit" up until then. After two or three years you can have a semi-logical conversation about abstract things like "sharing" or "helping people". It gets better, but you have to remain yourself and impart the best of that in spite of any "distractions". You will have a new best friend.
I read the title and was like "wwwwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWUUUUUUUUUUTtttttttttttttttttttttt"
love tweenies
I don't remember if I left a comment saying congratulations but, congratulations. (I knew that it wasn't an April Fools joke, cause who jokes about having a baby.)
Why is northernlion listed in the comments
I feel that u will be a great dad I know how u feel
THIS IS NOT A APRILS FOOLS JOKE
ohhhhh i just seen your new video you are a video and congratz
HE WASN'T FUCKING LYING.
Woah...
Jesus I thought this was a joke.
Don't worry about it. A lot of people did. I still love you for you.
+Jesus Christ oh thank god, I was worried. Thank you.
I got you. By the way, just for future reference, you can thank him, but do not count on him talking back. he is some issues. Oh and you are welcome.
welcome to the world of milk and huney biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitcchhhhh
Congratulations!!!
who is the mommy
i thought this was fake
👍🏻
Now I'm actually a dad I can tell you that the most accurate part of this video is at 2:20
star wars fans do get laid
I know it's late, but congratulations!
Dan Bull That was just a egg
Dan Bull n
Wait...YOURE ACTUALLY A DAD.
This songs a lot better now knowing that its true
well... I guess he wasn't wrong
And it turns out this was actually true haha.
sooooo,this prank wasnt a prank at all...dad bull
When Dan was telling the truth
We all thought dan was joking
good game, dan. you double-punked us. congratulations!
Anyone here from his baby unboxing vid??
Had to come back to this, you really threw everyone for a loop Dan XD
Good job Dan 😊 You mind fucked the channel 😂
We just got hit with some incredible reverse psychology. Well done Dad Bull
"everyday a memory fades except for some strange cases like when I'm travelling back to the past and wondering whether to change places"
-Dan Bull
also WOW this not an April fools joke congrats Dan you will make an awesome dad
Dad bull
i hope his child is going to be a youtuber one day so he can make a reaction/thought video