Buddy Brown - Man Card Lyrics






Well Cody got engaged, hell ain't that sweet
Now we ain't seen him in three damn weeks
Ain't no excuse, 'cause the game's tonight
So I called him up but he didn't sound right
I said we gonna smoke some pricey cigars
And I found that beer from that Alabama bar
And I got it cold and the burgers are hot
Better come on soon 'fore the food's all gone

He said "Y'all just go ahead and watch that game
'Cause she wants to watch the Hallmark movie at 8"
Oh hell

Gonna need that man card, hand it over
Boys we got us a real funny joker
You seen her every day this month
Now you're saying your boys can't get just one
She got you roped, saddled, and gelded too
You don't wanna hear it but man it's the truth
I know she feels good laying in your arms
But if you don't get your ass here now
I'm gonna take that man card
We're gonna take that man card

We were at the gun show that next week
When Billy saw a gun that he couldn't believe
Winchester stock, look brand new
I told him looks like our shopping is through
He put it back down and said "Yeah right"
I don't know how I'd get it past the wife
I said you must be kidding, but he ain't
You saying you can't spend the money that you made

I'm gonna take that man card, hand it over
Boys we got us a real funny joker
The Lord gave you balls, didn't He son
Now swipe that card and get you a gun
She got you roped, saddled, and gelded too
You don't wanna hear it but man it's the truth
That 30-30 ain't gone do no harm
If you don't buy the gun right now
I'm gonna take that man card
I'm gonna take that man card

Now I let my wife do whatever it is that she wants
So why would it not go both ways hell that's just wrong

I'm gonna need that man card, hand it over
Boys we got us a real funny joker
You seen her every day this month
Now you're saying your boys can't get just one
She got you roped, saddled, and gelded too
You don't wanna hear it but man it's the truth
I know she feels good laying in your arms
But if you don't get your ass here now
I'm gonna take that man card
We're gonna take that man card





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  1. C.... L....

    Hahaha! This is awesome! I'm saving this so I can listen again.

  2. J.... M....

    Preach Buddy!!!!!! MGTOW Monk for life, Baby!!!

  3. J.... H....

    I'm sad I lost my man card, I've done two of these things lol, I'm female but still lmao jk

  4. a.... f....

    I learned how to change a tire when I was 9 or 10

  5. B.... G....

    what the heck is hallmark?

    B.... G....

    I found out.. i ain't gonna be making my future husband watch that stuff... i ain't making myself watch that stuff

  6. R.... G....

    💪 come try and get it,big boy ! 😂

  7. B.... P....

    Pegging your pants

  8. l.... M....

    Call me baby it's 389765432

  9. M.... B....

    How many men have slipped that gun in house when she wasnt home?

  10. G.... W....

    The only thing On that list that relates to me is throw a foot ball 30 yards

  11. Z.... M....

    your man watching 90 day fiancé while you rake leaves...not cool!!!

  12. M.... S....

    Find a good woman like I have and you can keep your card and your balls.

  13. C.... H....

    Lordy lou it's too true but my wife understands I'll buy my toys, helped me buy my lifted snorkeled up ATV nighthawk and ed browns. Its woman choice to I built her, her dream house. New kitchen new bathrooms new floors. But she gets it I'm a f.f.l a deputy and run a 400 acre farm. She backs me every time. She drives her dream vehicle has a house ready for magazines. Heck last night fixed our home a.c. no one gets common stuff anymore. I got 2 homes a baby at 37 and dang it... I'll spend money on good tools I'll use. But no 250 charge too look... she supports me and my choices, but it took till 30 to find her... we do wear camo and pro trump stuff and shes a teacher! There's still some with facebook photo hunting and shooting!

  14. f.... ....

    What if you cant afford the gun ☹... and all of your buddies are worse then you

  15. t.... O....

    What about doing his nails. I had a boss who did that

  16. S.... H....

    That is sure alive because a 30-30 will do a lot of damage y

  17. E.... A....

    I havent given anyone a reason to take my man card yet and i dont see it happening anytime soon

  18. B.... B....

    UPDATE! I found out what "Call me Maybe" is - turns out I wasn't missing out on a damn thing! Thanks for listening y'all be sure to FOLLOW ME on Spotify and Apple Music cause country radio ain't country anymore! -BB

    B.... B....

    I laughed so hard at your reaction "what the hell is call me maby"

    B.... B....

    Hey I wanna ask a favor. How much would you charge to write a song for me and my boyfriend well should be hubby cuz been together 11 yrs next yr. He is everything to me. Older then me. Country boy, spoiled here. He's my man and I always think he can rope the moon

  19. A.... C....

    Men shouldn't marry women who don't support the 2nd amendment fully!!
    Everyone should check out my meme and patriotic music playlist. It has Buddy Brown songs and some other similar anti-establishment music.

  20. K.... B....

    Not knowing how to work a breaker box

  21. D.... D....

    I had to take my friends man card cuz he officially has to ask his gf if he can do stuff

  22. J.... B....

    I guess i lucked out i have 30 old trucks, a gun cabinet thats full, if its ever question i just buy 2 and say look hun i got you one too.

  23. J.... F....

    Another way to lose a man card is being a snowflake.

  24. J.... F....

    Being a homosexul, pansexual or bisexual is a way for men to loses their man card. I would walk up to men like that and take away their man card.

  25. J.... F....

    A way to lose your man card is being a transgender men who dress up as women loses their man card. I would say to those men hand over your man card.

    J.... F....

    Do you know about the wax her balls guy? Canada, go figure. I have a playlist about it. I have a ton of playlists. I'm the queen of the playlist.

  26. M.... S....

    As a woman, I say...

    "Whatever. As long as you can make room for one more, I'm in!" 😂

    I ❤❤❤ this song. Humorous and lighthearted! Lovin' it!

    Keep it up, Mr. Brown!

  27. P.... P....

    3030 no harm I've killed toooo manny hogs with a 3030

  28. z.... k....

    Who took my man card 😂🤣

  29. l.... q....

    Seriously though, what IS "call me maybe"?

    l.... q....

    a pop song

  30. B.... R....

    Wife likes to wear my sapper shirts I have a couple of the same ones from my old company at ft Riley and we sometimes match you can take my man card but engineers lead the way

  31. T.... ....

    Good Lord, this song should be renamed fragile masculinity.

  32. D.... A....

    Lol take that dress off gentlemen..... Haha

  33. C.... D....

    Strong voice!

  34. D.... U....

    Dude, you bring joy to my life, thanks Bro! 👊💯

  35. L.... B....

    If you’re looking to change him (read smother), then he ain’t the one.......you should be looking for a wuss

  36. M.... B....

    Listening to pop country(bro country) is a reason to lose your man card

  37. J.... T....

    If you have a woman in your life or thinking about adding one to your life, you already just gave up your man card.

    J.... T....

    Krystal Musick
    What I was saying in a roundabout way is if you are friends with benefits, dating, engaged, married or any other form of relationship you are weak and not deserving of a man card .

    J.... T....

    @Joel Turner A.I.W and why is that?

    J.... T....

    @Joel Turner A.I.W
    How is marriage a weakness animals get married out in the wild so it is not a weakness. You are only doing this and saying this just to throw your weight around.

    J.... T....

    @Joel Turner A.I.W
    Look troll he trolling people about marriage and from the looks of things the person enjoys going around doing things like this on videos in comments.

    J.... T....

    @Krystal Greenwell
    Honestly I think that this person is here trying to start something and get other people to agree with them about hating marriage. So don't let Joel Turner get to you.

  38. B.... D....

    I went to Iraq back in 04. I was a door kicker and body dropper. Infantry. A filthy gangster. But now I'm a published author. I've got book signings to do. I have to wax my eyebrows. I have to. Their ridiculous. I've got chest hair and hair on my balls. But I have to wax my eyebrows. Don't judge me bro.

  39. J.... D....

    What the hell is call me maybe?
    Don't ask me I'll never tell...

    J.... D....

    It's a pop song

    J.... D....

    @Analytical Chick r/wooosh

    J.... D....

    @Analytical Chick
    It is a girl pop song I only know because I have little girl cousins who listen to it. Everytime I hear them play it I always plug up my ears.

  40. D.... B....

    Most under 30 can't change a tire

    D.... B....

    Sad but True. How ever my son can and he's only 13. I thought him. The day I did he asked me " mom where did you learn how to do guy stuff?" I told him " it's my car and if I want it to get me to where I need to go and home again then you gotta take care of it. My grandpa taught me how to do a lot mechanically." I guess he was impressed. Next week I'm going to teach him how to change the oil and filter. :-)

  41. M.... J....

    Should write your next song.. name it Soy Boy lol

  42. T.... M....

    Didnt even know that i needed it, but this is the song i was looking for

  43. J.... P....

    American men have become vaginas.

  44. A.... H....

    hahahah, whats wrong with Pinterest? .. LOL

    A.... H....

    Pinterest is leftist shit like most social media. They censor conservatives.

  45. c.... 4....

    call me maybe on mute is pretty nice.

  46. R.... ....

    What’s a hallmark movie?

    R.... ....

    A shitty tear jerker.

  47. S.... J....

    BEST. SINGER. EVER!!! no question

  48. Y.... M....

    Oh Radio needs this more often FUN TUNE!

  49. B.... D....

    what the hell is call me maybe

    B.... D....

    a pop song.

  50. K.... O....

    What's the most surefire way to lose your man card?




    Putting your hair in a manbun😒🤦‍♂️

    K.... O....

    Hahaha! I totally agree with you 💯. I'm a girl and I just don't see the attraction of it. I'll bet the "trend" started in prison just like the pants around the thighs did.

    K.... O....

    That's facts 😂

  51. J.... K....

    Hey B.B. Plrase we need you to come to Umatilla, Oregpn .I know that you would have one kick ass cool time .Your songs. are so real and down to earth.Please do stay safe out there B.B God Bless You.

  52. T.... M....

    Swearing doesn't make you a man

  53. L.... L....

    I can kick a ball 60 yards does that count

  54. L.... L....

    Hand over dat mancard bruh

  55. C.... Z....

    That moment you realize you're more of a man than your boyfriend

  56. J.... M....

    A women needs to understand this one if your wife's putting in thoughs panty liners the man has the right to spend time with the boys for the next 7 days.

  57. S.... C....

    Buddy you must not have a girlfriend or a wife or you just don't keep them very long. With that being said, neither person should control the other. And what is up with men not being men? Really, it's amazing how many men don't know how to change a tire or their oil. Now football I'm not that keen on, that might just be something for my husband to do. But I happen to like gun shows, fishing and shooting and would be mad if I didn't get to go.

    S.... C....

    Real women want a man like this.

  58. J.... L....

    Buddy Brown is a poser, every cliche crammed in, nothing orgii

    J.... L....

    You can't even type

    J.... L....

    Butt hurt much? You obviously have no man card! Poor baby.

    J.... L....

    @lil Rider lol totally agree with you on that one.

    J.... L....

    WHAT? LOL

  59. L.... N....

    It’s just what happens! U make her your queen she surely make you her knight as in once a night, not enough 😜

    L.... N....

    Landonna Nickason
    Actually it should be even and go both ways while the woman is the queen the man is the king. Neither should be made a knight in their marriage.

  60. J.... W....

    You need to change that one sentence ''I ''let' my Wife do whatever she wants.Take the word 'let' out and just say She does whatever she wants. Love the song though.

  61. L.... ....

    I don't wax my eye brows ..., I get it from my daddy lol

  62. J.... R....

    Awesome song.

    J.... R....

    You might like my playlist with songs like Buddy Brown and more. It's called Meme and Patriotic

  63. r.... d....

    2K19 STILL ROCKING IT IN MY 94 F150 YEEYEE #RHEC

  64. J.... L....

    Love the song

  65. C.... ....

    I'm a girl and I still absolutely loved this! I tell my guy friends they're losing their man card all the time. And they are! They totally let their girlfriends put locks and chains on their manhood sometimes! That last line made me rewatch the video like 3 times in a row lol "What the hell's call me maybe" take that carly rae!

  66. K.... W....

    That list was dum that person doesn't know much about a man card and I think they lost it. My sons talk served yet youngest lost is man card got it back just to loose it again. Lol the other two kept there still have it. Youngest just don't care and that's alright if he helps me I give it back. Because if you can't help Your Momma you'll never deserve a man card.

  67. K.... L....

    One of my coworkers actually had a man card. If he got it taken away 3 times he had to get a signed note from his wife to get it back

  68. B.... L....

    not knowing how to change a tire dam it they teach it in high school

  69. j.... r....

    There's no such thing as too much barbecue

  70. p.... g....

    Ok but matching your like tie and shirt for a prom date is ok though lol

  71. J.... C....

    FlatLanders don't come w mancards *they gotta earn um!

  72. G.... G....

    send me that list

  73. M.... W....

    🤣😂 I'm female and love this song! It's time for men to be men again!!

  74. n.... ....

    Lyrics?

  75. A.... B....

    Dude do ppl really think normally like this in down south? Ive hated living in ny but this makes me hate it so much more, every single thing he named on that damn list is something i see at school or see around town. One day ill join yall down there, well down some brews and shoot some deer man promise me that to keep me going

  76. M.... M....

    Hey all you guys out there.. I'm a Aussie chick thru n thru and I love this tune..Rings very true.. I feel so sad for all the Redblooded, down Trodden invisible American/Australia males... Stay proud and Stay true... 💋

  77. J.... s....

    Never let your woman control you men if you have to go #mgtow then do it keep that man card

  78. S.... M....

    “What the hells call me maybe?” 😂 buddy brown will always be my favorite

  79. K.... P....

    I love this song it is sad that some guys don't know how to change a tire I do and I am a teenage girl.

  80. e.... M....

    Love it...there are a few more things that will cause a man card to be revoked.... Man bun, wearing skinning jeans that a woman cant even fit in to... And crying like a 2 year old that lost their favorite toy when getting a tattoo.

    e.... M....

    Or crying like a two year old when there is a power surge and the PlayStation shuts off! ( LMAO)

  81. J.... B....

    1:35 ain't got a problem with that all my jeans are 2 inches to long and are cut on both sides and fit perfectly over my boots YEEYEE

  82. C.... B....

    Half my school does not have man card anymore

    C.... B....

    It is not just your school I have noticed and seen that half the men in this modren world have lost their man card.

    C.... B....

    Joining the military added some points but I aged ten years from when I signed up last year

  83. R.... T....

    I've rolled put my jeans past my knee to walk thru the marsh

    R.... T....

    That's always permitted Ross. Huck Finn showed us the way.

    R.... T....

    Give up that ,mancard , rules are rules ,sorry bruh

  84. M.... M....

    This song is so funny

    M.... M....

    But not funny when a man giving up his man card

  85. K.... R....

    You know, Guys joke about how I never learned to pitch a ball for Baseball and it'd take the man card away, well heck, I throw a ball like it was a Hand grenade, not a baseball, lol.

  86. K.... R....

    Great song.

  87. K.... R....

    Gun Show, heck yeah, bringin' her with me and gettin' a gun for 2x, and her & I are headin' to the range to fire off a few, lol.

  88. t.... ....

    at 1:55 those aint guns man! weres the double barrel shotguns, the large caliber pistols. the big bore rifles come on those are some 22 long rifles

  89. J.... i....

    you know what a man card is it's called a hall pass to have sex with other people and that's the way this world is today we don't get with people and stay with them we get with people for their money and go from one person to the next get a ticket get in line where the theater

  90. C.... L....

    "What the hell is call me mabey"
    That had me dying😂😂

  91. H.... W....

    Why are people dissing this song

  92. T.... O....

    Great song, seen you in crystal river Saturday and you put on an incredible show

  93. J.... K....

    Why the hell is Buddy Brown so under rated , not fair to him . Come on his music rocks .

    J.... K....

    he doesn't fit with the modern country of this day and age, cause tell me just how many well-known singers have that classic sound that weren't performing in the classic era?

  94. J.... K....

    Hell ya' another cool song.thanks

  95. B.... 1....

    Watch out for the SJW going after toxic masculinity! Can we deport SJW?

  96. D.... C....

    Awesome song, Love it!!☺☺☺

  97. C.... H....

    Y'all dont know how to change a tire SAD just sad give me that damn man card👨💳

  98. K.... H....

    My man My man a better invite me to watch the game with his buddies I'll be dammed if he goes to a gun show without me and he better be buying me a gunbetter invite me to watch the game with his buddies I'll be dammed if he goes to a gun show without me and he better be buying me a gun