Brand New - Me Vs. Maradona Vs. Elvis Lyrics






With one or two I get used to the room
We go slow when we first make our moves
By five or six bring you out to the car
Number nine with my head on the bar

And it's sad, but true
Out of cash and I.O.U's

I've got desperate desires and unadmirable plans
My tongue will taste of gin and malicious intent
Bring you back to the bar
Get you out of the cold
A sober, straight face gets you out of your clothes
And they're scared that we know
All the crimes they'll commit
Who they'll kiss before they get home

I will lie awake
Lie for fun and fake the way I hold you
Let you fall for every empty word I say

Barely conscious in the door where you stand
Your eyes are fighting sleep while your mouth makes your demands
You laugh at every word trying hard to be cute
I almost feel sorry for what I'm going to do
And your hair smells of smoke
Who will cast the first stone?
You can sin or spend the night all alone

Brass buttons on your coat hold the cold
In the shape of a heart that they cut out of stone
You're using all your looks that you've thrown from the start
If you let me have my way I swear I'll tear you apart
'cause it's all you can be
You're a drunk and you're scared
It's ladies' night, all the girls drink for free

I will lie awake
And lie for fun and fake the way I hold you
Let you fall for every empty word I say

I will lie awake
And lie for fun and fake the way I hold you
Let you fall for every empty word I say

I will lie awake
And lie for fun and fake the way I hold you
Let you fall for every empty word I say





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  1. E.... g....

    Come back​ to​ smashing​ in my world. Come​ On!!! 2020

  2. J.... P....

    Story of my life. My broken heart has made me a monster.

  3. S.... G....

    This is real. Like it or not.

  4. I.... D....

    This song is one big yikes.

  5. J.... G....

    after so many years, the lyrics just sound like a whiny bitch. wah wah. grow some balls pussy.

    J.... G....

    Weird take

  6. W.... ....

    4:16 ngl those vocals are amazing

  7. S.... A....

    Bill Cosbys favorite song of all time for sure

  8. C.... W....

    I remember hearing the news about all the allegations for the first time and crying all night long. It's easy for me to separate the art from the artist, but Brand New really struck a chord with me when i discovered them years ago. Just feels dirty to listen to them at times.

  9. G.... 7....

    I'm getting the word......Nonce. Hope he gets bummed to death in prison with that cunt from lostprophets, the pair of them should die in a fire.

  10. S.... ....

    i love brand new more each and every day

  11. J.... G....

    The hell with aaron Ron ... I still stand by you even now.

  12. H.... T....

    I Forgive You Brand New Please Change I Believe In You John 3:16

  13. J.... M....

    I Forgive You Brand New Please Change

  14. b.... ....

    How did anyone listen to this and think he wasn't a sex pest? Thats the whole theme here.

  15. F.... W....

    When I was younger my ex used to play this song CONSTANTLY. Never really paid any attention to it until I really started getting into Brand New about a year later and ouch, that shit hurt.
    Years later, I’m the one screaming every lyric with a beer in my hand, tears in my eyes, and I can relate to this song more than ever (unfortunately).

  16. m.... j....

    This song tastes like a hangover

  17. T.... E....

    I’m brand new fan TILL I DIE PUSSYS

  18. b.... ....

    Does this take anyone else back to high school? I swear man. It almost makes me sick.

  19. j.... p....

    If you let me have my way I swear I'll tear u apart

  20. J.... S....

    as fucked up as the lyrics are, this song always helps me de-stress

  21. T.... L....

    This song get a whole more specific interpretation given 2017s news 😞😒

  22. M.... ....

    This song, was me, is majority of men. I’m not a liar. Women are upset about this, I understand. Don’t fall for our lies

  23. D.... T....

    Don't really like

  24. H.... M....

    Let you fall for every empty word I say

  25. [.... m....

    Well this song sure got a whole other meaning, didn’t it?

  26. s.... ....

    Fuck I hurt

  27. R.... D....

    Please, PLEASE! Lisent to James Hunnicutt doing Dick To Cry on with Hybrid Moments ROCKABILLY STYLE! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! Now.... JDW

  28. w.... m....

    Such a raw , self-loathing song. Whether you're the predator or the prey, it's so fucking beautiful from both perspectives

    w.... m....

    I really love the song, but I fail to see how it's beautiful from either perspective. It's a beautiful song, but with very negative, ugly feelings.

  29. i.... ....

    Everyone:
    Literally everyone:
    Including Jesse: So uhhhhhhhhh

  30. S.... T....

    Such a criminally underrated band. I still remember going out to wash a couple cars as a teenager just so I could walk down to K-Mart and purchase this album. Safe to say it was worth every penny; from start to finish. This band will always hold a very, very special place in my heart.

  31. J.... K....

    BEING A COMMUNIST IS NOT COOL
    BEING A COMMUNIST IS NOT COOL

    BEING A COMMUNIST IS NOT COOL

    BEING A COMMUNIST IS NOT COOL

    BEING A COMMUNIST IS NOT COOL

    BEING A COMMUNIST IS NOT COOL

    BEING A COMMUNIST IS NOT COOL

  32. D.... K....

    Why is everyone acting like this version of the song is being translated from Arabic? The lyrics have been the same and is pretty self explanatory of what they mean

    D.... K....

    Unfortunately people that listen to this genre of music loved to think they were super edgy and deep in high school, but never actually listened to the lyrics. Which is a shame because some of Brand New's best work is overlooked because people aren't really listening.

  33. p.... ....

    Still great in 2019.

  34. A.... S....

    This song reminds me of the guy my friend was in a relationship with. He knew it was wrong but he couldn't stop himself either.. he never had good intentions for her.. he was cheating on her while he knew that I used to like her but since they both belonged to the same religion, I didn't take any step and walked away. He cheated her not once, not twice but three fucking times. The line "Let you fall for every empty word I say" hits hard, because I can imagine him telling her everything what she wants to hear so that he could use her

  35. T.... A....

    Omgggg brand new you are my soul in music form.

  36. A.... S....

    Since its about a sexual predator, how come Maradona and Elvis on the title?

    A.... S....

    Diego Maradona is an Argentine soccer player who led his country to the World Cup in 1986, faltered due to drug use. Elvis Presley had a brilliant singing career before drugs and health problems took their toll. Both men had spectacular talents but lost it all.

  37. B.... M....

    ZECHARIA

  38. B.... M....

    BRING IT SLOWLY

  39. M.... V....

    This was always my favorite song from this album but it was kind of ruined for me when I realized the main guitar part is basically “Everybody Loves a Clown” but slower. Can’t unhear it now.

  40. K.... B....

    I will lie awake and lie for fun and fake the way I hold you, let you fall for every empty word I say.

  41. S.... P....

    Blue october - ride home .... killing partners for life

  42. i.... ....

    well, being a fucking weirdo creep is a price to pay for being an artistic genius...... wish you all the best to fight off your demons, brother

  43. N.... ....

    God damn this was already heavy and now even more so considering the circumstances

  44. S.... A....

    Aguante Maradona

  45. S.... A....

    I wonder if Maradona listened to this.

  46. T.... C....

    10 years later I'm still coming back to a band I requested on the radio in Southampton. I don't or didn't follow tabloids, sure I know more now, but this fucking band. MAN they were/are the shit when I was in my early twenties. I love this cd so much.

  47. g.... ....

    I love this song because it's so crushingly sad. It's sad because the narrator is acutely aware of his womanizing but is unable to stop himself-- like an addiction. He's doing it, willingly, but is also miserable in doing so.

  48. S.... V....

    hard to listen to this song

  49. H.... M....

    Still going strong in 2019. I'll always love brand new. Guys, most of you have thought this way when taking a girl home from the bar.

  50. A.... V....

    I like brand new because all the other fake emo bands talked about themselves being hurt in relationships and brand new talks about being the shitty person in the relationship and not knowing why they are the way they are. I connect more with this band than the rest of the mallcore bands strictly because of it.

  51. X.... ....

    I love Jesse because of the amazing music he creates. Everyone makes mistakes....

  52. A.... ....

    There is no such thing as casual sex. If you don't have love and commitment and/or you have to use drugs or alcohol you are psychologically damaging yourself and the other person, as good as it might feel in the moment.

  53. M.... C....

    Everyone is missing the second part of the meaning. He is taking advantage of a drunk woman, but he feels bad about it afterward. "I will lie awake" "I almost feel sorry for what I'm going to do to you"

    M.... C....

    Totally. But mostly: "Your eyes are fighting sleep while your mouth makes your demands". That line is so sick, I realized it more than a year after discovering the song. It's like, for me, that the girl is so drunk that she's about to fall asleep or unsconscious but to Lacey, her mouth is inviting him to do whatever the hell he's about to do. In that line, it's the mouth, not the girl that makes a demand. As if the mouth would represent Lacey's desire and be disconnected from the girl's will. I don't know how Lacey manages to play this song live. I could not be able to sing it to my audience. That song is maybe the worst in terms of confession. And to the lights of the accusations that went against him, it became even more scary that it was at the beginning. But god, that is still a fucking beautiful song.

  54. 0.... s....

    Such a Strange melody, always has been, always will be, a crime hiding in plain sight to be uncovered 15 years after, i feel like a part of me and all of us has died you know, with knowing that it wasn't a fantasy but a confession, i hope the girl is fine, i don't know what she was like, or had she been aware of what was being done to her, but it is a chapter of her life that she would never fully move on from, and for him, well, there's no point of chasing him, he might not be the same person, it's been 15 years after all, and for the emo kid i was and always have been inside well, things took a dark turn, and i now realize that mistakes will always resurface and my time awaits

    0.... s....

    She did it voulenteraly why is everyone acting like it was rape. She wanted attention from Jesse and he gave it to her

    0.... s....

    @bloat she was a minor. minors can't consent.

  55. C.... R....

    U cant be a kommunist and a nihilist

  56. k.... c....

    Ah Maradona literally the best . To be honest I would have done the same. Sometimes it's too much for someone living in poverty and one day you have everything fame, money, fans, women. It definitely messes you up having all that power and the world at your feet.

    k.... c....

    grande Miguel Grau

  57. C.... C....

    Don't hate the player, hate the game.

  58. J.... R....

    I always thought this song was about pretending to love someone because you don’t want to hurt them but you know that at some point you’ll have to tell the truth. Now what I know what it really is I can never listen to it the same again...

  59. E.... L....

    WOW AN ARTIST WRITING DEEP MEANINGFUL LYRICS ABOUT THEIR REAL LIFE HUMAN EXPERIENCES. WHY ARE PEOPLE SO SHOCKED ABOUT THE HONESTY IN THE LYRICS HE WRITES???

  60. N.... ....

    Someone there from LiL Peep (The Brightside)

  61. J.... T....

    helo therefore we are the same important part of my life is 😂 😂 the most important part is my happen in lifetime

  62. a.... h....

    out of cash and I owe ((I got) you). clever

  63. K.... E....

    Que grande El Diego!

  64. v.... ....

    I'm sure he was probably a real creep, but there's something really gripping of the honesty of this song. If only I could cut off the bit at the end.

  65. W.... L....

    The song in mood sounds very sinister it is tuned down a semi tone and is in the key of Db major. Very nice how they did this but the lyrics tell of an insecure relationship based on lying and false promises.

  66. T.... N....

    I will lie awake
    Lie for fun and fake the way I hold you
    Let you fall for every empty word I say

  67. w.... s....

    It annoys me how people are saying stuff like “this song makes a lot more sense now” how? Do people even know what happened? a fangirl willingly sent photos, many years ago, to Jesse. And is now using that and using it to play the victim card.

    This song is about a man, getting girls drunk, feeding them lies to make them fall for him, just so he can have sex, he knows it’s wrong but he does it.. not rape nothing even remotely similar to the situation that happened

    w.... s....

    weeb shit Having sex with someone who is too drunk to consent, or "barely conscious" as he describes it in the song, IS RAPE.

    w.... s....

    @web shit Tale as old as time: girls has a consensual relationship with a famous guy, he loses interest and stops talking to her, girl's looks fade and she gets mad, she accuses the guy of sexual assault or abuse or some shit out of jealousy, tries to ruin the guy's reputation while eliciting sympathy for herself. Very sad!

    w.... s....

    Exactly. Hoes can't own up to their acts huh.
    At 15 you're self aware enough to do something and take responsibilities for your actions.

  68. A.... N....

    8.07.2018 yayyyy♩☾🏵

  69. M.... M....

    Anyone else here from the book breaking nova?

  70. o.... ....

    this song is so fucked up lol

  71. x.... ....

    I don't understand why so many fans were shocked and horrified by the Jesse Lacey allegations. This song is and has always been about manipulating and taking sexual advantage of vulnerable women; it's an intimate confession from a deeply troubled man. Did everyone think this was just "art" and not life, or...? Anyway. Still a darkly beautiful and haunting song. I hope Jesse is in a better place these days--for his sake and for the sake of those around him.

  72. W.... W....

    Pretty much should be convicted of sexual assault based off of this song. "Barely conscious in the door where you stand, eyes are fighting sleep as your mouth makes your demands you laugh at every word trying hard to be cute I almost feel sorry for what I'm gunna do" fucked up shit. May be an unpopular opinion but if this is based off of a true encounter this is a song about rape.

    W.... W....

    Because women never go to bars and sleep with handsome creeps they shouldn't be sleeping with - ahh yes, that never happens.

    The song is a warning and condemnation of this sort of thing.

  73. E.... Y....

    I like brand new because all the other fake emo bands talked about themselves being hurt in relationships and brand new talks about being the shitty person in the relationship and not knowing why they are the way they are. I connect more with this band than the rest of the mallcore bands strictly because of it.

    E.... Y....

    @Digital Bath oh okay I just didn't get it sorry, I just thought you were calling those people cancer because they liked the fake emo and I was just confused I guess

    E.... Y....

    @Digital Bath Emo fans are yeah but people who confidently use yall to talk to people are the epitome of pure cunt.

    E.... Y....

    @Derek Requiem he literally owned up to it

    E.... Y....

    @Tara Ledrick Thank you. I love their music, but I separate the work from the artist. Pretty sure Jesse is on record admitting that he is a piece of shit human being.

    E.... Y....

    @Derek Requiem Oof. Imagine being this ignorant and defending sexual predation. Jesse owned up to it - admitting that he's fucked up. He doesn't even defend such actions, so why are you doing so? Might wanna take a step back and figure out why you're trying to gaslight sexual abuse victims..

  74. C.... J....

    Love reading the comments now like people are somehow surprised by the news that came out half a year ago. He was never really trying to hide anything lmao.

    C.... J....

    Caleb James this song was so underrated until now.

    C.... J....

    This song literally just sounds like he's talking about rape now tbh

    C.... J....

    @Cassidy Yes, it always was about date rape. In no way is Jesse going easy on himself in this track. Dude is a monster and he knew it, it's why he owned up to the accusations when they came out.

  75. K.... A....

    This song is fucking gross.

    K.... A....

    I was very into Brand New back in my middle to high school days. I was very fond of their somber and what I thought to be realistic attitude towards their surroundings and their use of instrumentals was very encapsulating. I kind of grew out of this music specifically, but still remained a casual fan until I learned about the happenings with Jesse. And I definitely see where you're coming from on your side of it/how you explained your response to the song. However, I cannot describe the bar rape lyrics as anything besides "gross". That, on top of the fact that Lacey has been proven to not only be a douche bag to women, but also an actual pedophile, makes this all the worse and leaves a weird feeling that it almost romanticizes it... Yes, give me heart-breaking real and hard hitting lyrics. But just like with Front Porch Step, the person behind the lyrics can change the meaning entirely. Also, dude, you're really chill for just bringing your disagreement into conversation and not angry writing gibberish back. Just wanting you to know I appreciate that.

    K.... A....

    Kelly Ann
    I agree with all that you said and can see where you are coming from. But if I recall (and correct me on this if I'm wrong) someone who has pedophilia has to be attracted to someone who is 13 or under and the women Lacey was asking nudes for were 16 and older. I'm not defending Lacey here, but the man has gotten treatment for his sex addiction over five years ago, he got married four years ago, and has a two year old daughter. I feel like he is a better person than he was 15 years ago and is trying to be a decent human and a good parent. His wife occasionally posts pictures of him and he always seems to be with his daughter and I think that's all he really cares about these days. I believe people deserve a second chance, and while I'm not yet ready to give one to Jesse Lacey, he does seem truly sorry for what he did. This is just my opinion of course, I don't know him personally. (Oh and thanks for the nice response) 🙃

    K.... A....

    I looked it up, and you're correct. I used the wrong terminology, he's actually a Ephebophiliac. It's good to hear he's gotten help, though. For real, it's great he's gotten better and that's all I can hope for anyone.

    K.... A....

    Actually, you know what. I retract all my statements. In light of recent events, I realize that you cannot hold a person to their past mistakes, and the progress is progress no matter who is in question, no matter what wrong deed they did before. To fix yourself before running into death is a difficult thing, and to hear Lacey managed that is good news.

    K.... A....

    Kelly Ann
    Well said. I think if there was a little more forgiveness in the world than we'd be better off. At the same time though, we all can't just forgive and forget people's serious mistakes. Trust and respect are the most fragile things in life. It takes years for them to build up and seconds for them to crumble. Humanity is flawed and so was Jesse. Some fans like me used to treat Jesse Lacey as our hero. The reason was we saw ourselves in him. A person who was depressed, alone, and constantly trying to find some good in humanity and ourselves, but only seeing the devil instead of God in the world and ourselves. And while my respect for Jesse has diminished significantly, I still would like to someday shake his hand and tell him thank you for helping people like me get through some shitty times.

  76. A.... H....

    I found this on my playlist today and Im in love with this song just like I was a couple of years ago. I love his voice and how he was able to detail something that happens alot. Honestly love this band and miss hearing them!

    A.... H....

    alley hotson this song has always been my second favorite song from them.

  77. L.... A....

    It's seriously so depressing and fucking disheartening. This band and their music meant so much to so many of us. And now we're left with trying to grapple with the fact that jesse was a fucking monster. And now all i do is cringe whenever Brand New comes on my playlist. It's so fucking.....😧

  78. s.... ....

    I’m sorry I have been drunk and a sober guy and I had sex. It was not rape. I am sick of this generation calling everything rape. The song is definitely about using a girl and playing with her feelings but I definitely don’t think it’s about rape.🤦‍♀️ you can’t take a few lines in a song and make it about what you want it to be about. Ugh the stupidity. I can’t with you people.😑🙄

    s.... ....

    shotxgunxsinners I agree with you.

  79. M.... ....

    Say what you want but I think I like this song all the more now I know what dark meanings are behind it.

  80. T.... ....

    It really shouldn’t be a surprise that Jesse Lacey is a piece of shit after this song

  81. g.... a....

    i wish i didn't love this song

    g.... a....

    gracie ariella I don't because it reminds me of how shit humans are and how fucked up this world is. Ignoring these types of problems just make things worse.

  82. L.... C....

    i was all, "i wish i could go back to before i knew the lead singer was a creepy sex offender" but actually i definitely knew because of this song

  83. p.... ....

    fucking hell...

  84. L.... P....

    he raped a bunch of underage girls yet people still support him...

    L.... P....

    unless we are the ones he did it to, it's not our place to forgive. We should be on the victim's side. And a lot of people are mentally ill and don't do these things.

    L.... P....

    everyone needs forgiveness. are you advocating for the death penalty here? do you deny that people can change?

    L.... P....

    Lilly Pad He raped no one. Do your research to avoid looking ignorant next time.

    L.... P....

    Lilly Pad he never raped anyone. Stop with this crap. Yes he did some shitty things, but even some of the allegations are shaky.

    L.... P....

    Lilly Pad and may I add nothing illegal

  85. J.... M....

    I will still support Jessie and Brand New.

  86. M.... ....

    woah this sounds familiar i wonder what this reminds me of hmmMMMMM

    M.... ....

    i dont get it

    M.... ....

    it predicted how jesse is a sexual predator

    M.... ....

    So consensual sex constitutes sexual preadatory behavior? Yikes, what a pathetic, worthless person you must be! Sad! 🙁

  87. Z.... 5....

    Man this song went from a dark hallway to an all out black hole didn’t it

    Z.... 5....

    Z-Soul 512 this song was very underrated until now.

    Z.... 5....

    Lmao it sure did dood

  88. R.... R....

    This might as well be renamed Jesse Lacey's pedophile song. The sucker played all of you...especially those with a vag

  89. s.... ....

    A sad song about a sober man duping a drunk woman into sex.

  90. h.... ....

    Wow Jesse was literally telling people about his sexual deviancy

    h.... ....

    ROCCOTHEGREAT has

    h.... ....

    @Edward ScissorHands Rogers Haters? Or concerned citizens you fucking nonce

    h.... ....

    And people acted surprised and "canceled" Brand New when that chick came out with all those allegations against Jesse. Like we've known????

    h.... ....

    And i love him for it. In probsbly the sickest way.

    h.... ....

    You know I’ve connected the dots as well when he faced the crimes he committed. the entire brand new catalogue, but this album specifically. I’m worried he gave into this lifestyle to keep creating this tragic music, like they were fueling each other and getting worse. I have no sympathy for Jesse, but his self awareness is in this album. All too familiar with the sins he sang about and wrote about. Adds a new layer of pain to the song writing for me

  91. L.... L....

    Ahahaha fuck. It's like he straight up wrote out his crimes.What a fuckwad.
    It's lame since I looove grindcore and really gory lyrics. But at least with that it's sooo outlandish, most of the time, it's almost impossible to have actually done.

  92. d.... ....

    Jesse claimed that he was describing a nightmare he feared but in fact this is the nightmare that some girls go through

    d.... ....

    and boys

  93. S.... K....

    this song always gave me a really uneasy feeling and it was the first thing i thought of when i first heard about what jesse did lmaoooooo

  94. J.... C....

    Well I'm never listening to this song the same ever again.

    J.... C....

    I feel his deviant angle on a personal level. Psychopaths unite :(

    J.... C....

    @bee savage it's ok bb ❤️

    J.... C....

    @Strange Tamer Love me I'm desperate!

    J.... C....

    @Seb Web10 🖤 it's ok.

  95. A.... L....

    awkward... is it just me or are these lyrics romanticizing rape?

    A.... L....

    I mean he did apologized for sexual misconduct, those are not allegations anymore. I don't think he is acused of rape but the grooming of a child and the way he manipulated them (we all are capable of manipulation but not capable of manipulating minors for taking advantage of them in the way he did) are also traumatic experiences which are important to acknowledge and pretty ilegal.

    A.... L....

    taveon timmons Taking advantage of someone's drunk state to have sex with them is rape.

    A.... L....

    @ssnoogans89 SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE FOLKS IN THE BACK

    A.... L....

    @LesYeuxSansVisage he raped someone? All I read was that he asked for nudes and kissed and felt on some 18 year old. He's a weirdo no doubt but rape? I gotta do more research

    A.... L....

    not neccisarily 100% either. he clearly is intoxicated as well . its more introspective about him knowing he is valueable and people want him, but that power tempts him to do wrong