Brad Paisley - selfie#theinternetisforever Lyrics






Let's all sing together
The Internet is forever
Here we go!

The Internet is forever
(The Internet is forever)

Your grandmother's in an open casket
You're in a suit and shades
You take your iPhone out and you snap it
Hashtag sad day
You ought to be ashamed

Posing in the bathroom mirror
In a skimpy little two piece
On a background there's a toddler
Crying on the toilet seat
You ought to be ashamed

Of your selfie
Now why you gotta go and tweet it
When you really oughta just delete it
Now we all wanna unsee it, but we can’t
You ought to be ashamed (but you're not)

Spring breakin' in Daytona
A middle of a keg stand
It's all fun and games 'til your daddy
(The Internet is forever)
Follows you on Instagram
You ought to be ashamed (that's right)

Of your selfie
(The Internet is forever)

You ought to take that stick
And break it in half
Show a little sense
Show a little class
You took it off your face
But you know you're really showing your ass

Go on and take one at the Grand Canyon
(The Internet is forever)
Or if you get to meet Ringo Starr
But if you're texting some girl you just met
Pictures of your little Brett Favre
You ought to be ashamed

Of your selfie
(The Internet is forever)
You ought to be ashamed
Of your selfie
(The Internet is forever)

Let's all sing together
The Internet is forever

Come on, you ought to know better
The Internet is forever

Making out with your professor
The Internet is forever

Naked with an Irish Setter
The Internet is forever

Smoking in your 3rd trimester
The Internet is forever

He said his name was Heather
The Internet is forever

Can that t-shirt get any wetter
The Internet is forever

Where the hell did you get that sweater
The Internet is forever





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  1. T.... S....

    ... and of course, if the internet is forever, then for every search term there will be one definitive video that last for decades, eventually, maybe hundreds of years or longer.

  2. b.... s....

    This, celebrity, alcohol, & I'm still a guy are some of his best songs.

  3. n.... h....

    What a funny country comedian!

  4. G.... A....

    Boy that is the truth once you send it believe internet is for ever

  5. D.... R....

    It's the most awesome song I ever heard.

  6. C.... B....

    This is so true with our generation.

  7. G.... ....

    lmfao the end verse of the song is the best "he said her name was heather" LOL

  8. T.... T....

    Hey Brad Awesome song 😎😎😎

  9. s.... z....

    this is so accurate im cracking up.

  10. S.... ....

    This whole album is classic Brad Paisley. He will go down as one of the greats.

  11. f.... f....

    I definitely do too especially the one from brad he's very awesome and my favorite country singer forever he's the bestest country singer forever I love you Brad Paisley

    f.... f....

    Love all of his songs, so down to earth and true!

  12. D.... R....

    Love this song 🙂

  13. J.... M....

    Brad Paisley is officially one of those "back in my day..." guys #dadsong

  14. t.... h....

    Fuck U U Piece Of Shit

  15. F.... L....

    "His little Brett Favre" now that's a new one

    F.... L....

    Freddie Leatherbury new but everyone knows exactly what he is referring to.

    F.... L....

    Considering all the "touchdowns" Favre had in his life, this makes perfect sense.

  16. A.... K....

    I love this song because it always makes me laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  17. Z.... H....

    Brad played this acoustic in Irvine last year... it sounded brand new and hilarious, and I couldn't believe how naturally he shared his new song with a wry grin. Ringo Starr was "Tyler Farr" that night, and Tyler and his band were the backing chorus, sounding like they had learned it five minutes before the curtain. Love that the final cut is still fun and loose!

    Z.... H....

    Yes!!! I was there that night too and ever since I had been hoping he would release it on an album.

  18. B.... S....

    Astute observation of the human condition, that sense of rhythm and rhyme. Thank God for Brad Paisley! (As soon as I heard about it on his NPR interview I knew I was going to love it) This is right up there with "Celebrity" & "Online" for social commentary.

  19. S.... r....

    This is funny intelligent and great tune great job Brad

  20. g.... ....

    I love Brad's sense of humor combined with his musical ability. AMAZING entertainer! If he doesn't win entertainer of the year soon, someone ought to be ashamed... #ashamed!

  21. R.... L....

    Meant to be

  22. b.... ....

    forme#bradpaisleyisforever love it so much brad. and so true. lol.

  23. A.... N....

    IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO COME OUT SINCE I SAW HIM IN CONCERT IN AUGUST. IM SO EXCITED.

  24. R.... 1....

    It's not meant to be a hit, just fun.

  25. M.... J....

    Hi. Nice bit country audio give me★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★thanks

  26. D.... F....

    Brad Paisley, I'm just going to say it: you need to do a song with Matt Maher. God that would make my life

  27. K.... B....

    okay i get that this song is true, but i felt like i was at a beginning of the year assembly in high school where they make you watch videos and listen to songs about internet safety. This is awful.

  28. j.... b....

    this is real o.O

  29. f.... f....

    I can't stop listening to this song it's very awesome I just can't wait to get his new album very awesome Brad Paisley

  30. T.... ....

    HAHAHAHAHA! HOLY SHIT! THIS IS THE WORST!

  31. f.... f....

    this song of Brad Paisley s it's very awesome I love all brad Paisley s songs he is very awesome number I fan here I so can't wait til I get his new album I love u Brad Paisley

    f.... f....

    fuck you

  32. L.... G....

    i like it

  33. L.... G....

    i like it

  34. g.... ....

    Ouch those feels though

  35. L.... A....

    genio brad paisley

  36. J.... S....

    Haa I love this song... Thanks Brad Paisley.

  37. M.... C....

    YT needs a "meh - trying too hard" icon as well as the thumbs.

  38. M.... A....

    He played this in Indianapolis last fall. Hilarious and has alot of truth to it

    M.... A....

    Mason Armstrong well I did lyrics

  39. L.... t....

    i love brad paisley ...saludos desde mexico!

    L.... t....

    Lucero tb well I did lyrics

  40. A.... t....

    I love it!!!!!

    A.... t....

    Alex's train review well I did lyrics

  41. S.... S....

    I can say "Well put together"

  42. R.... ....

    I did lyrics

  43. D.... M....

    Great song!!👍👍👍

    D.... M....

    Denis Miller well I did lyrics

  44. N.... ....

    Their is no song that could be any truer than this with all these social media apps are just crazy and all the kids and adults posting half naked and ass naked pictures and stupid videos of theirselves.

    N.... ....

    Nicholas Hamilton well I did lyrics

  45. c.... ....

    Heard this live in London.

    c.... ....

    chetkayeable well I did lyrics

  46. S.... S....

    Oh my god!!! I love this song, this is literally one of the most accurate songs I have ever heard about this day and age!

    S.... S....

    Stephanie Shaw well I did lyrics

    S.... S....

    Lyricsandaudio what?

    S.... S....

    I did lyrics on my channel

    S.... S....

    @lyricsandaudio yea we get it.....

    S.... S....

    Waiting on a women

  47. N.... P....

    The most truthful song out there lol

    N.... P....

    Nathan Platt well I did lyrics

  48. J.... H....

    Great song

  49. A.... A....

    I was watching April the giraffe!!! but i cant wait to download mp3 file of this music unstill i visit MACKMP3.COM

  50. g.... ....

    This is why I love listening to Brad Paisley!

  51. J.... ....

    definitivamente adoro, amo el country :3 sigue así hombre y saludos desde el (literalmente) culo del mundo xD

    PD: a los chilenos tb les gusta el country pero mas el de dolly parton :V

  52. J.... Z....

    Only Brad can make you laugh mid song because of the lyrics lol

  53. T.... P....

    Absolutely love the song heard it in Thackervill OK a week ago and fell in love with it ready to se the music video

  54. C.... O....

    Only Brad can create a song about Selfies. #countrymusicisgreat

    C.... O....

    Cupcake Oncer
    search selfie there's already a song.

    C.... O....

    I'm sorry for my ignorance. 🙄 That was the first one I had ever heard.

  55. m.... ....

    #DadSong

  56. G.... P....

    Rei da música country atual, adoro esse cara.

  57. R.... J....

    Brad Paisley you're shot this song for new era !..

  58. M.... B....

    i think this song should be called oughta be ashamed lol😂❤👏

    M.... B....

    Madison B no it should be You oughta be ashamed

  59. C.... ....

    I saw notification had to... had to (stop what I was doing) and click asap!

    C.... ....

    Same as me!! :D

    C.... ....

    me 2!!! I was watching April the giraffe!!!

  60. J.... G....

    All I can say is thank you! If this song stops one inappropriate social media post, then the world is better! We love your music Mr. Paisley. Hope the family is doing great.

  61. S.... ....

    Ahhmm isnt this start a bit weired? Still great song tho :)

  62. d.... b....

    this voice i never want to stop listen to it good job

  63. A.... B....

    Brilliant song and very true! Can't wait for the album :D

  64. K.... D....

    I loved it when you played this in London a few weeks ago!

  65. j.... g....

    🙈🙉🤔

  66. V.... C....

    love it. 😄❤❤👍👏👏

  67. T.... S....

    Brad is a love

  68. B.... P....

    14th comment so far. there gonna be plenty more this is an amazing song

  69. a.... h....

    gosh Brad making me click fast once again lmao

  70. M.... N....

    oh! i love this song :D

  71. L.... J....

    As soon as I saw this song on the tracklist for Love and War I knew it would be beautiful. I just didn't realize how hilarious it would be.

  72. B.... ....

    yesssss i love this song xD

  73. T.... L....

    My soon to be wife and I took a funny selfie video on our second date at your concert in Florida. 3 years later we'll be married next month. Fits pretty perfectly #theinternetisforever

  74. J.... R....

    This is a great song

  75. T.... S....

    Very good song

  76. k.... J....

    I don't think I've ever clicked on a notification as fast as I do a Brad Paisley one.

    k.... J....

    kendall Johnson I know right I click fast when I see onr from him

    k.... J....

    so true i havent been online i had a terrible mornig and now im soooo happy cause i notice a few new songs

    k.... J....

    kendall Johnson Me too he is awesome.