Brad Paisley - Karate Lyrics






She doesn’t dare go in the place with those bruises on her face
So she goes through the drive-thru and keeps her sunglasses on
She didn’t know when she married that man
She’d get to know him like the back of his hand
But now she’s had enough, and the battle lines are drawn

He’s in a bar chasing Cuervo with Tecate
He doesn’t know she’s been taking karate
The way she figures it about July
She’ll finally have the belt to match her eye

She’s on a mission as the months pass
Five days a week and never misses a class
And now she’s up to breakin’ boards and concrete blocks

He’s in a bar chasing Cuervo with Tecate
He doesn’t know she’s been taking karate
Now here it is just about July
She’s gonna get that belt to match her eye

He stumbled through the door tonight
And started treatin’ her rough
Well, she took one look at him and her training kicked in
And she’d finally had enough

He threw a punch, she spun around
Grabbed his arm and put him on the ground
Grabbed a cuttin’ board on his way down and she kicked it in half
His knees hit the floor, his chin hit a chair
Knocked out his tooth and it flew through the air
Grabbed his head by the back of his hair and slammed him into the fridge
She landed a left, a right and then a left
She landed a roundhouse right in his chest and a scissor punch upside his head
Broke his nose, swept a leg, he started to fall
And on his way down, she took a bow, and the lights went out

He’s on the floor like he went a round with Rocky
He didn’t know she’d been taking karate
A hundred bucks says tomorrow night
She’s got a brand new belt that’s gonna match his eye

He doesn’t dare go in the place with those bruises on his face
So he goes through the drive-thru with his sunglasses on





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  1. S.... R....

    That is like my story but I already am I black

  2. R.... H....

    What do you wanna bet that now she is chasing quarvo and tecati? I'm sorry if I spelled those wrong but I honestly have no idea how to spell them. As a matter of fact, I know I spelled them wrong because they're underlined in red.

  3. E.... 3....

    I like this song for the beat and the Charlie Daniels mainly

  4. E.... K....

    The story is nice but the vocals in this song makes me listen to it over and over, the pairing with Charlie makes is so sweet

  5. J.... ....

    best song EVER

  6. M.... G....

    i always Listen to this song

  7. R.... O....

    This song is okay okay

  8. C.... L....

    I thought this was gonna be a Tenacious D cover....

  9. b.... s....

    This is one of his funniest besides "I'm still a guy."

    b.... s....

    check out: me neither

  10. b.... ....

    OMG, Brad Paisley has been hanging out with the liberals of hollywood. Whelp, that's it for me.

    b.... ....

    bashfulbrother ? So what the girl beat the shit outta him? It's not like the dude just said " hey honey ya gotta slim down" and she reverted to third wave feminism, he beat the chick. Dat deserves it.

    b.... ....

    bashfulbrother are you retarded?

  11. R.... ....

    REALLY hoping this'll be Wheelhouse's fourth single

  12. J.... J....

    Mothafuckin Charlie Daniels!

  13. l.... ....

    Paisley is the modern rockabilly reincarnation!

  14. K.... S....

    This album is kinda not very country which usually irritates me when country artists are going more poppy but I'm digging this album!!

  15. D.... ....

    It is up! It should be the most recently uploaded video on my page. Enjoy!

  16. D.... ....

    It's up!

  17. D.... ....

    My other favorite that is hidden on this album is Outstanding in our Field with Dierks Bentley, Hunter Hayes, and Roger Miller.

  18. T.... K....

    Awesome! I'm usually not much for the newer different soundin country but I am loving this album.

  19. D.... ....

    It's on the way!

  20. D.... ....

    I'm doing it as we speak!

  21. T.... K....

    You should do Pressing On A Bruise

  22. c.... ....

    could you do officially alive