Bloodhound Gang - My Dad Says That's For Pussies Lyrics






Fuck Guns 'N' Roses without Slash
A real man never uses hair product unless he's black
Toilet Paper is for queers
Gargling after a blowjob is how they make light beer

You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
My Dad says that's for pussies

Ain't gonna lift the seat to whizz
Just 'cos it's called Men's Gymnastics doesn't mean it is
This Fairtrade coffee tastes like gay
Now seems like a good time to out Matthew McConaughey

You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
My Dad says that's for pussies

Libraries, back-up parachutes and the Versailles Treaty
Seatbelts, hurricane warnings and anti-freeze
Rogaine, helmets, CPR and Kenny G
Wheelchairs, Ghandi, rehab, braille and harmonies

John Wayne would never use a surge protector!

You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
My Dad says that's for pussies
[x2]

You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
My Dad says, my Dad says
My Dad says that's for pussies





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  1. R.... D....

    just discovered this and its amazing.

  2. P.... S....

    Mmm... Gay.. No

  3. �.... �....

    Клёвые панки , хоть и не любитель подобной музыки , но реально доставляют. Россия , Норильск.

  4. J.... W....

    I know this might be fucked up but I hope someone puts this song over a school shooting video just for the fact he says you can't have fun with a unloaded gun and tbh I think it fits it may be wrong but I'm sorry

  5. A.... G....

    Very very nice😍. Love it!

  6. D.... F....

    Toilet paper is for queers.

  7. S.... C....

    Merci for alll

  8. T.... C....

    i love this song lol

  9. m.... r....

    what a fun song!!

  10. H.... T....

    86 people suck dick.

  11. M.... ....

    Thank you dear person from "Is bucharest shard scored yet ?" this is such a good song ♥️

  12. L.... C....

    Toilet papers for queers

  13. C.... K....

    Is this Bill Burr's theme song?

    C.... K....

    Im not sucking a dick, IM NOT SUCKING A DICK!

  14. E.... T....

    Is it just me or does anyone else think the singer sounds like Tj Miller?

  15. S.... A....

    Gargling after a blow job is how the make light beer lol

  16. M.... R....

    This will never get old.

  17. L.... M....

    Don't drink while listening to this 🤣🤣🤣🤣 he is a lyrical genius

  18. M.... A....

    Toilet paper is for queers

    Gargling after a blowjob is how they make light beer.

  19. E.... T....

    *TOILET PAPER IS FOR Q U E E R S*

  20. M.... P....

    Love this Gay shittttttt

  21. T.... ....

    I just wanted to search bloodhound from Apex legends and got this WTF

    T.... ....

    This is the best thing that has ever happened to you kid!

    T.... ....

    You got this because it was trying to get you some better interests

  22. F.... V....

    "gargling after a blow job is how they make light beer"

    F.... V....

    Sounded like brojob the first time I heard this song

  23. G.... H....

    I just recently called my boy queer for buying toilet paper. I didn't hear this song before then either. Great minds think alike 👍

    His dad's right too

  24. J.... b....

    This song is definitely about me from the future i suppose. I really need to watch what i say around my son. Also, came here to see how many people were offended.

    J.... b....

    By what...?

  25. R.... H....

    "gargling after a blowjob is how they make light beer" so true

  26. C.... ....

    This is the 2000's forever and always

    C.... ....

    Wish I could go back. Remember when Scene Kids were a thing??? They were the best.

  27. A.... g....

    Damn it 😜

    A.... g....

    Annabelle güldener Hadi len

  28. j.... c....

    my dad told me that a woman is just an addition to pussy

  29. G.... F....

    Gargling after a blowjob is how they make light beer

  30. g.... m....

    Return bloodhoundgang!! Need good músic.

  31. S.... 4....

    Bloodhound Gang not doing music videos any more ?

    S.... 4....

    Stoss 42 yes

    S.... 4....

    @xXMR.SLIMEXx their last music video was Screwing You On The Beach At Night and that was about 12 years ago

  32. A.... 2....

    Modern Marseillaise!

  33. g.... m....

    Brutal song! 👌

  34. A.... K....

    "gargling after a blowjob is how they make light beer."

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

  35. S.... S....

    Идитеиеахуй трыыпрт я вас обожа

  36. J.... u....

    A M A Z I N G

  37. A.... l....

    👍👍👍

  38. M.... R....

    Still interesting to see how this album flew under the radar.

  39. L.... T....

    havent heard this song in a while, every since, its been in my head constantly

  40. A.... P....

    Amazing as fuck!

    A.... P....

    I totally agree!

  41. �.... �....

    Радужная вилка

  42. F.... C....

    Reminds me a lot of Blink 182 🤔

  43. S.... L....

    Denial has better riffs than Lupus, change my mind!!

  44. �.... �....

    Жопа съела трусы

  45. J.... W....

    Many a' moron won't understand the meaning of this song. When you pussies lose your Dad, maybe you'll get it.

  46. K.... M....

    The theme song of the pissed off conservative
    yes crying on cnn is for pussies

  47. N.... C....

    51 pussies

  48. C.... L....

    When i was young, Yall made middle school so different 😆
    Cant believe i havnt heard this album. But than again, i was on pluto the whole time.
    Happy yall are still good.
    JIMMY POP THE ONLY REAL RAPPER LEFT.

  49. e.... ....

    Wow this song is good

  50. N.... N....

    Check "la promenade" on my yt channel, its quite similar to this song but i wrote it before

  51. P.... ....

    Jimmy and Co., please do some new stuff! I miss you goddamn so much. "Hard-Off" is great album!

  52. M.... W....

    Still one of my favorite bands. Sending love from Bethlehem PA

  53. S.... H....

    Pretty sure like NOFX, they are touring everywhere but merica.

  54. I.... F....

    This just made me so happy, that now I'm sad.

  55. c.... m....

    Im a simple man when i see a bloodhound gang link i click and it's true that's where light beer comes from 😉

  56. T.... L....

    PLEASE 🇺🇦
    COME🇺🇦
    TO🇺🇦
    UKRAINE🇺🇦

    T.... L....

    they are not allowed

  57. M.... ....

    Brazil?? 🔥💜💜

  58. N.... ....

    It sounds like My Chemical Romance was fucked by Bloodhound Gang

  59. J.... W....

    I just got done watching the last of my "Best Picture" nominated movies from 2018. My Dad says that's for upstanding, contributing, compassionate members of society. (John Wayne would never use a surge protector.)

  60. L.... D....

    This is almost music

  61. S.... R....

    This song is so great that I will buy this album

  62. I.... H....

    My middle school days ❤

  63. J.... W....

    my dad is a pussy

  64. �.... �....

    видео где,сраные пирдосы,с уважехой

  65. W.... R....

    Sometimes I wonder if some people think these songs are completely serious. Could be, but I'm not you. Still great songs.

  66. S.... ....

    Love the vocal melody of "can't have no fun with an unloaded gun" :)

  67. W.... ....

    BEST SONG! lyrics = LOL! go on tour guys pleaseeee

  68. S.... ....

    I want to motor boat those sloppy jalopies.

  69. B.... ....

    "You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun" would be the refrain in a good song

  70. d.... ....

    Janine really let herself go...

  71. J.... W....

    This is the best drinking music

  72. J.... B....

    Sweat Baby Sweat

  73. V.... t....

    This sucks a cog (cluster of genomes)

  74. T.... M....

    Not knowing how to take a joke is for pussies.

  75. z.... 9....

    can't have no fun with an unloaded gun, my dad says that for pussies

    hahahahah love this

  76. L.... D....

    This reminds me of the line from Ready to Rumble.
    "My dad says that stuff's for pussies"

    I love this song tbh

  77. K.... G....

    This song is my dad in the nutshell.

  78. k.... ....

    Thanks for back, guys :) FIREEEEE ;)

  79. s.... ....

    This fair trade coffee tastes like....gay!!

    s.... ....

    this is my fave line. fuckin lol...

    s.... ....

    Best line of the song! :D

  80. F.... F....

    wet!😬😬

  81. A.... C....

    Freakin' masterpiece.

  82. R.... ....

    John Wayne wouldn't ever use a surge protector!

  83. M.... L....

    Every single thing about Hefty Fine sucked massive amounts of dick....This album, however, has completely renewed my fucking faith in The Bloodhound Gang!! I fucking KNEW Jimmy Pop was better than that schlock on their last album. Well done boys, the Gang is back! 😀

    M.... L....

    Michael Lucero Hefty Fine isn't that bad

    M.... L....

    +Austin Oconnor Yea, I've re listened to it over the last couple of weeks, and you're right, it's better than I gave it credit for. But Hard Off is still better, imo

    M.... L....

    Michael Lucero I agree I absolutely love Hard Off

    M.... L....

    +Austin Oconnor Me too!! Which makes me wonder why it's getting universal derision...

  84. H.... S....

    John Wayne would never use a surge protector

    H.... S....

    lost my shit laughing at this one

  85. b.... ....

    This is so good! Why they dont do more songs like this??

    b.... ....

    It's hard to make really good original songs and you need to respect when an artist when they make a good one and respect that they tried if they made a song that's not too good

  86. C.... R....

    A real man never uses hair product unless he's black! 😂😂😂😂

    C.... R....

    @Captain Rupertikjakmos but calling someone a normie is such a normie action your a wannabe meme lord but the okay boomer meme is for fags we can agree on that

    C.... R....

    @I'm just a general dissapointment No, I'm not a "wannabe meme lord", I just don't like normies. And no, calling someone a normie is not a normie action, normies don't know what normie means, stop talking nonsense.

    C.... R....

    @Captain Rupertikjakmos if normies don't know what normies are and your a normie that's in denial your by your own definition a normie

    C.... R....

    @I'm just a general dissapointment Just no, you completely misunderstood, that or you're making an idiot of yourself on purpose.

    C.... R....

    @I Robot Lol

  87. R.... S....

    I love this

  88. O.... G....

    literally my dad

  89. C.... N....

    Brilliant 😎

  90. B.... ....

    Kurt Cobain would love this song!

    B.... ....

    Ballad2Grave asshole😂

    B.... ....

    haha, good call!

  91. N.... ....

    You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
    My Dad says that's for pussies

  92. M.... J....

    uncool as me and my dad says best

  93. A.... J....

    Love it !

  94. J.... D....

    PLEASE Tell me they go on TOUR soon !!

  95. A.... ....

    New favorite band.

  96. V.... K....

    i wish they put out an album with songs like this one!! :/

  97. S.... ....

    My dad says dislike bloodhound gang is fpr pussys..

  98. j.... s....

    first 43 sec best ever

  99. s.... v....

    youve got to invite me