Blink-182 - Transvestite Lyrics






My mom, she's not a woman anymore,
She dresses like a man
dresses like a man,
She's not as feminine as she
Used to be before.
Now she is so damned masculine.

I close my eyes
My mom's not a woman anymore
She's wearing a disguise
Everytime she leaves through that door.

My mom's not the same
As she was in the past
If I misbehave she kicks my ass
My mom's not quite the
Woman that she was before
When my friends come over
She likes to wrestle them down to the floor.

And I close my eyes
My mom's not a woman anymore
She's wearing a disguise
Everytime she leaves through that door.

My mom's a transvestite.





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  1. T.... ....

    Idk why but this song make me thoughtful...

  2. E.... �....

    One of my favorites, did they ever play it live?

  3. A.... A....

    "When my friends come over she likes to wrestle them down to the floor"

  4. V.... ....

    This might be the funniest blink song ever lol

  5. T.... H....

    realtalk, this is probably the worst blink song i've ever heard and also the best one at the same time

  6. H.... 7....

    3:28 Seek and Destroy riff

  7. i.... ....

    Alright Josiah, here’s my take on this song, make sure you read it on the blink-155 podcast.

    This song makes me laugh, but I know I shouldn’t find it funny. So I just shamefully listen to it in private for giggles.

    Have a good episode!

  8. B.... ....

    I currently have ONLY the 3 missing tracks from Buddha (missing from the remaster/reissue), this being one of them. I don't remember where I found them, but supposedly they came from the better audio-rip that used to be floating around the internet.... I had that audio-rip once upon a time, and I had actually burned it to a blank CD so I could listen to it anywhere. I don't remember what ever happened to my burned CD, and now all that I have left is the remaster/reissue CD that I bought sometime in the mid-2000's, and the 3 good sounding tracks - as someone else commented, there's two different audio-rips floating around the internet (I can only find one anymore), and the one that can still be found, sounds like shit; someone put it through noise reduction, and just made it sound worse than it ever could have! I really wish someone would re-rip the audio, NO noise reduction or anything, and just output it to FLAC or something.

  9. J.... F....

    Used to sit in my computer room home alone before school back in 6th grade and blast this before the bus came

  10. J.... W....

    I use to love playing this stuff. ha ha ha

  11. K.... T....

    i blast this when im grounded

  12. S.... P....

    I wonder how well this song would go over in the current year

    S.... P....

    Its not actually saying anything disparaging so it should be ok

    S.... P....

    You really shouldn’t. It was 25yrs ago. Lots of things change across two decades.

  13. B.... M....

    I believe This and The Family Next Door were both remastered for the Buddha rerelease until they pulled the 2 to switch them out

  14. t.... ....

    Way better quality than The one Ive has since I was a teen, Thanks bro!

  15. L.... M....

    imissoldblink182

  16. n.... g....

    Great song! since '95!

  17. C.... M....

    Theres only 2 cassette rips going around. They both have their problems, but this one sounds the best. Ive seen these Buddha cassettes being sold, the ones Mark passed out. To bad no one will rip the songs off a mint condition cassette for the torrenting community.

  18. A.... h....

    This was on fly swatter

    A.... h....

    +Jessie hoak nop

  19. Z.... H....

    apparently tom was singing this in his bedroom and his sister heard and asked their mum what transvestite meant and she asked why and his sister said because tom is singing about how you are a transvestite. I would have loved to see her reaction to that lol 

    Z.... H....

    +Jessie hoak it was tom..

    Z.... H....

    +Jessie hoak watch the Tom Delonge and Craig Kilborne interview. it was Tom's sister

    Z.... H....

    It was actually way worse. He put it on the demo, and his sister heard it, and then asked.

    Z.... H....

    There's an interview with Mark's mom - his own mom said it was Mark.

    Z.... H....

    JC M I’ve seen that interview but it’s Tom who made the song not mark. Toms mom too.

  20. H.... ....

    They sing this song seriously, which makes it funnier

  21. C.... b....

    Best song in the world.

  22. D.... C....

    this is the tom's first composition?

    D.... C....

    no i don't think

  23. C.... O....

    imagine how much someone who's mum is a transvestite loves this song

  24. I.... B....

    Because is a super fan bonus track in the cassette, that I think, :)

  25. T.... A....

    It's both

  26. T.... B....

    Missing this blink but still love the new blink

  27. i.... ....

    jeez the part at 3:08 is soo funny

  28. J.... D....

    no it's tom

  29. M.... L....

    3:09 ... thats why im here anyway

  30. T.... ....

    made me smile:)

  31. c.... ....

    182 likes! <3

  32. G.... B....

    HEE HEE HO HO EE HOOOHHH

    G.... B....

    I like hardcore punk and pop punk.

  33. N.... S....

    I like all metal and punk they both rule

  34. C.... ....

    100 bucks buddy :)

  35. D.... ....

    you totally got it right.

  36. p.... ....

    Why isnt this Song on the
    Buddha-CD?

    p.... ....

    pasi8800 sorry I'm replying 4 years later, but this and The Family Next Door were pulled from the album, being replaced by The Girl Next Door and Don't. I wish this and The Family Next Door was on the official release :/

    p.... ....

    pasi8800 I bought the CD a couple weeks ago but it wasn't on it.

  37. w.... ....

    and i bet you are an 11 year old kid who thinks he's really cool because he can name to hardcore bands.

  38. t.... ....

    ho ho hee ho ho! ho ho hee ho ho!

  39. C.... ....

    I listen to both. GTFO this is blink

  40. b.... 2....

    You'd have to be living on some remote island to not know what those bands are. Why are you even talking about DK and Black Flag on a Blink video? People don't have to know who they are to enjoy this. If they're interested, they'll find out on their own.

  41. b.... 2....

    I bet 100 bucks that 10 years from now, people will continue to be punk elitist hipsters. Man, I love punk music. It's practically saved my life but I hate it when people think they're better than other fans just because they know more old school bands than someone else does. I see this on every pop-punk video I'm on. Let people listen to what they want. Since when was punk the gold standard in music taste anyway? If it wasn't for pop music, punk wouldn't even be around so shut up already.

  42. D.... W....

    Sounds like the clangers are having an orgy

  43. x.... ....

    so call it even on the bet

  44. D.... ....

    actually i dont have a mohawk. i have blonde curly hair if u must know. and the clothes i wear? i wear star wars shirts most the day.

  45. x.... ....

    I supose that at least they had listen to screeching weasel cause in this album there's a Screeching Weasel cover.....I bet 100 bucks that yo have a mohawk and trashed clothes, very punk

  46. P.... ....

    such a beautiful song, truly brings a tear to the eye

  47. C.... ....

    this is definately the best Blink song ever created, just look at those chorus harmonies xD

  48. a.... k....

    it makes me laugh every time i think of the fact tom got grounded for singing this when his sister told his mom

  49. R.... ....

    Best quality, they did a good rip with the tape

  50. M.... M....

    3:28 Is it seek & destroy?

  51. L.... ....

    omg learning tabs for thisss...

  52. t.... ....

    3:09 I can't stop laughing

  53. J.... P....

    Im gonna try and convince my friend to cover this song with me lol

  54. n.... ....

    This song is so retarted, but I mean that in a good way lol

  55. L.... H....

    I should play this to my mom.

  56. M.... ....

    my moms not a tranny but this is still pretty touching

  57. T.... B....

    @PhilBurtJPants just because you think someone has a good voice doesnt make you gay.....

  58. G.... W....

    @newfound182sumnofx It's on the Buddha tape, the original one.

  59. D.... A....

    @124punkrock That's good man!

  60. D.... ....

    @TonytheTurtlePTV my dad raised me on grunge and my mom raised me on gangster rap.. i had to discover punk on my own

  61. D.... A....

    @124punkrock I'm so happy my dad has the deacency of raising me in good punk rock.

  62. D.... ....

    @TonytheTurtlePTV or the circle jerks or screaching weasel :/

  63. D.... A....

    @124punkrock Or Minor Threat & the descendents

  64. D.... ....

    @RacoonCH still i bet most blink fans probably havent heard of those bands...

  65. R.... ....

    @124punkrock Oh common, who doesn't know those bands? Even Plus 44 did a nervous breakdown cover.

  66. M.... ....

    @KnightOfCydoniaXOX this song is actually about my life..

  67. t.... ....

    @Deathandbliss up all night was actually originally written for the S/T album there are videos of them recording the new album where you can hear them playing it but blink didnt think that iut fit the tone of the rest of the album so they cut it

  68. D.... ....

    I bet 100 bucks half the people here don't know the dead Kennedys or black flag

    D.... ....

    I like old Blink and hardcore bands too. Considering my avatar is How Could Hell Be Any Worse by Bad Religion.

  69. r.... b....

    @MrDonkeydong155 just stop talking -.-

  70. r.... b....

    @MrDonkeydong155 hey im just sayin that song was average nd reminds nothing of blink buh i forgive em cause hey they been on haitus quit bashing me -.- i hope it doest sound like two seperate bands =\ nd most people have not heard of blink till the rock show song or all the small things

  71. r.... b....

    @freezaweed2kai11 dude they re not even catchy in that song up all night -.- look example self titled was different but i still loved it cause it felt like blink 182 even tho it was experimental up all night sounds nothing like blink they were grown up in self titled as well but it still sounded good so dont tell me im not a true fan i ve listened to flyswatter to self titled album so yeah -.-

  72. r.... b....

    Blink 182 come back to writing songs like this instead of that Ava crap -.- anything that sounds like pre haitus blink 182 we all know and love

  73. r.... b....

    SWeetness :D

  74. X.... ....

    download link? please? :)

  75. A.... m....

    @TheDumbassTVshow thats mark .. ?

  76. B.... ....

    having a bit of fun with delay now are we?

  77. j.... ....

    baha the part that begins 3:10 is the kind of sound that noise rock garage hipsters stay up nights tryng to find. i wish it lasted a lot longer

  78. R.... C....

    @Kenny2k08 because iTunes probably have the released version of Buddha, this is the unreleased version.

  79. g.... ....

    @Nikki4204xtc truely i think it is the best album from blink.

  80. F.... ....

    @Nikki4204xtc I envy you

  81. M.... B....

    i can relate to this song

  82. C.... C....

    Best song in the world !

  83. T.... B....

    I cant believe iTunes doesn't have this song. They have this entire album but this one song... Fuck iTunes.

    T.... B....

    Tyler Barker hey sorry I'm replying late, the reason they don't have this and The Family Next Door is because those 2 songs were pulled from the Official release being replaced with The Girl Next Door and Don't. I wish iTunes could add it as well it's fucking dumb

  84. F.... ....

    best quality on youtube 4 sure well done

  85. I.... M....

    lol i fucking love this band :'D

  86. W.... d....

    this is a good rock song

  87. A.... ....

    this is the reason I learned guitar, so I could play these stupid songs.

  88. M.... ....

    my moms a

  89. F.... ....

    I love u for uploading this!!!

  90. M.... Z....

    "Now she is so damned masculine." LOL!

  91. C.... L....

    They should totally play this on their next tour.

  92. R.... ....

    love this. so funny, but so beautiful at the same time :')

  93. c.... ....

    love this song tanx for uploain it in great quality
    great lyrics der orignal