Blink-182 - Dysentery Gary Lyrics






Got a lotta heart ache
He's a fucking weasel
His issues make my mind ache
Want to make a deal

'Cause I love your little motions
You do with your pigtails
What a nice creation
Worth another night in jail

He's a player,
Diarrhea giver,
Tried to grow his hair
'Cause he's listening to Slayer

I would like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights

Life just sucks,
I lost the one,
I'm giving up,
She found someone
There's plenty more,
Girls are such a drag

So all you little ladies
Be sure to choose the right guys
You'll come back to me maybe
I'll shower you with lies

Got a lotta heart ache
He's a fucking weasel
Decisions make my mind ache
Want to make a deal

Ease away the problems and the pain
The girl chose the guy who makes you want to kick and scream
All along, you wish that she would stay
Fuck the guy that took and ran away

He's a player,
Diarrhea giver,
Tried to grow his hair
'Cause he's listening to Slayer

I would like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights

Life just sucks,
I lost the one,
I'm giving up,
She found someone
There's plenty more,
Girls are such a drag

Fuck this place,
I lost the war,
I hate you all,
Your mom's a whore
Where's my dog?
'Cause girls are such a drag





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  1. B.... B....

    2:31 2:32 2:33 3:34

  2. T.... �....

    Reminds me of this summer every time I hear it. Waking up and drinking a 40 ounce with this on after a breakup.

  3. N.... 4....

    Forever and always my favorite one

  4. W.... !....

    Tom was literally the face of blink 182

  5. t.... ....

    Got a lotta heart ache
    He's a fucking weasel
    His issues make my mind ache
    Want to make a deal
    'Cause I love your little motions
    You do with your pigtails
    What a nice creation
    Worth another night in jail
    He's a player, diarrhea giver
    Tried to grow his hair out
    When friends were listening to Slayer
    I would like to find him Friday night
    Hanging out with mom and trying on his fathers tights
    Life just sucks, I lost the one, I'm giving up she found someone
    There's plenty more, girls are such a drag
    So all you little ladies
    Be sure to choose the right guys
    You'll come back to me maybe
    I'll shower you with lies
    Got a lotta heart ache
    He's a fucking weasel
    Decisions make my mind ache
    Want to make a deal
    Ease away the problems and the pain
    The girl chose the one guy who makes you want to kick and scream
    All along, you wish that she would stay
    Fuck the guy who took and ran away
    He's a player, diarrhea giver
    Tried to grow his hair out
    When friends were listening to slayer
    I would like to find him Friday night
    Hanging out with mom and trying on his fathers tights
    Life just sucks, I lost the one, I'm giving up she found someone
    There's plenty more, girls are such a drag
    Fuck this place, I lost the war
    I hate you all, your mom's a whore
    Where's my dog?
    'Cause girls are such a drag

  6. D.... ....

    Classic ♥️

  7. G.... M....

    The best song from all album

  8. L.... W....

    The melody thou.. 1999 nostalgia

  9. N.... V....

    Got a lotta heart ache
    He's a fucking weasel
    His issues make my mind ache
    Want to make a deal
    'Cause I love your little motions
    You do with your pigtails
    What a nice creation
    Worth another night in jail


    He's a player, diarrhea giver
    Tried to grow his hair out
    When friends were listening to Slayer
    I would like to find him Friday night
    Hanging out with mom and trying on his fathers tights


    Life just sucks, I lost the one, I'm giving up she found someone
    There's plenty more, girls are such a drag


    So all you little ladies
    Be sure to choose the right guys
    You'll come back to me maybe
    I'll shower you with lies
    Got a lotta heart ache
    He's a fucking weasel
    Decisions make my mind ache
    Want to make a deal


    Ease away the problems and the pain
    The girl chose the one guy who makes you want to kick and scream
    All along, you wish that she would stay
    Fuck the guy who took and ran away


    He's a player, diarrhea giver
    Tried to grow his hair out
    When friends were listening to slayer
    I would like to find him Friday night
    Hanging out with mom and trying on his fathers tights


    Life just sucks, I lost the one, I'm giving up she found someone
    There's plenty more, girls are such a drag


    Fuck this place, I lost the war
    I hate you all, your mom's a whore
    Where's my dog?
    'Cause girls are such a drag

  10. M.... d....

    That guitar tho

  11. N.... U....

    Got a lotta heart ache
    He's a fucking weasel
    His issues make my mind ache
    Want to make a deal
    'Cause I love your little motions
    You do with your pigtails
    What a nice creation
    Worth another night in jail

    He's a player, diarrhea giver
    Tried to grow his hair out
    When friends were listening to Slayer
    I would like to find him Friday night
    Hanging out with mom and trying on his fathers tights
    Life just sucks, I lost the one, I'm giving up she found someone
    There's plenty more, girls are such a drag

    So all you little ladies
    Be sure to choose the right guys
    You'll come back to me maybe
    I'll shower you with lies
    Got a lotta heart ache
    He's a fucking weasel
    Decisions make my mind ache
    Want to make a deal

    Ease away the problems and the pain
    The girl chose the one guy who makes you want to kick and scream
    All along, you wish that she would stay
    Fuck the guy who took and ran away

    He's a player, diarrhea giver
    Tried to grow his hair out
    When friends were listening to slayer
    I would like to find him Friday night
    Hanging out with mom and trying on his fathers tights
    Life just sucks, I lost the one, I'm giving up she found someone
    There's plenty more, girls are such a drag

    Fuck this place, I lost the war
    I hate you all, your mom's a whore
    Where's my dog?
    'Cause girls are such a drag

  12. n.... e....

    Tha cliff 1 lmao

  13. J.... H....

    This is the band that started rock for me in middle school with this album. From 2:10 to 2:27 that smooth transition blows my mind all the time. You get this feeling a void or something particular i cant describe

  14. A.... O....

    This will always be my favorite blink song of all time. My go to "I hate everyone" song.

  15. 4.... ....

    Hands down the greatest blink song ever.

  16. M.... S....

    could this be the most blink-182 song ever?

  17. B.... M....

    Miss the old blink

  18. j.... ....

    Ease away the problems and the pain
    The girl chose the guy that makes you want to kick and scream
    All in all you wish she would say fuck the guy that took her and ran away

  19. L.... O....

    0:27 “Cause I love your little motions....You with your pigtails”

    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍🙏

  20. s.... g....

    Song for the MGTOW

  21. K.... V....

    *Lyrics*

    [Verse 1: Tom DeLonge]
    Got a lotta heartache
    He's a fuckin' weasel
    His issues make my mind ache
    Wanna make a deal
    Cause I love your little motions
    You do with your pigtails
    What a nice creation
    Worth another night in jail

    [Pre-Chorus: Tom DeLonge]
    He's a player, diarrhea giver
    Tried to grow his hair out when friends were listening to Slayer
    I would like to find him Friday night
    Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights

    [Chorus: Tom DeLonge]
    Life just sucks
    I lost the one
    I'm giving up
    She found someone
    There's plenty more
    Girls are such a drag

    [Verse 2: Tom DeLonge]
    So all you little ladies
    Be sure to choose the right guys
    You'll come back to me maybe
    I'll shower you with lies
    Got a lotta heartache
    He's a fucking weasel
    Decisions make my mind ache
    Wanna make a deal

    [Bridge: Mark Hoppus]
    Ease away the problems and the pain
    The girl chose the guy that makes you wanna kick and scream
    All along, you wish that she would stay
    Fuck the guy that took her and ran away

    [Pre-Chorus: Tom DeLonge]
    He's a player, diarrhea giver
    Tried to grow his hair out when friends were listening to Slayer
    I would like to find him Friday night
    Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights

    [Chorus: Tom DeLonge]
    Life just sucks
    I lost the one
    I'm giving up
    She found someone
    There's plenty more
    Girls are such a drag

    [Outro: Tom DeLonge]
    Fuck this place
    I lost the war
    I hate you all
    Your mom's a whore
    Where's my dog?
    Cause girls are such a drag

  22. P.... ....

    HES A FUCKIN WEASEL

  23. J.... A....

    I've been a poser for over twenty years because I love blink 182

  24. S.... A....

    If i am confused for a sec 0:00 ——— 0:04

  25. J.... G....

    Phuck this place!

    J.... G....

    YNWA guys :)

  26. M.... ....

    Good song

  27. C.... T....

    So all you little ladies, be sure to choose the right guys!!!

  28. T.... ....

    Janine Lindemulder is such a fucking trainwreck now

  29. K.... P....

    💓💓💓😎😎😎😍😍😍

  30. K.... P....

    I FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG I FUCKING MISS BLINK 182 NOSTALGIA LIKE A MFFFFFF

  31. B.... ....

    ae escuta minha musica "vou pro puteiro com negao"

  32. M.... R....

    One of my biggest regrets in the music world is never seeing these guys live when Tom was in the band. Just saw em in houston. After seeing them here in 2017 at the HLSR. Rodeo was better by far, but frankly the only one still jamming as hard is travis. He kills it everytime. Probably won't go to any more of their concerts unless Tom goes on the tour. Just doesn't sound as good without him. That or we are all getting old... or both. I luv blinks old stuff more probably now than ever.

    M.... R....

    I feel you on that dude, blink hasnt been the same since Tom left i mean, their new sound is alright but doesn't compare

  33. R.... C....

    *Anyone more else from the myth named THA CLIFF?*

    R.... C....

    What's that?

    R.... C....

    It's an ancient flash animation from around 2004 of a bunch of stick figures jumping off of a cliff. It used this song in the background.

  34. A.... ....

    WHERE'S MY DOGGGGGGG?!

  35. R.... P....

    Ah finally good music I can listen to on YouTube

  36. �.... ....

    Wendigoh Squad make some noise in this bitch make this club go downnnnn

    �.... ....

    Uhh okay... fuckit we lit in dis b 🤪🤪

  37. h.... n....

    Girl comes over:TURN THAT DOWN

    Me:YOUR MOMS A WHORE🖕🏻🖕🏻

  38. K.... A....

    the amount of “kids these days” comments lmfao

  39. G.... K....

    I'M A FUCKIN WEASEL!

  40. l.... s....

    Kto daje lape w dul to chyna pe.........

  41. K.... K....

    "Girls are such a drag" so glad someone said it so true lol 💯💯🔥🔥🔥

    K.... K....

    He said it as soon as I saw the comment 👌

    K.... K....

    Kry Kry Stott where’s my dog cause girls are such a dRAG 😂

  42. s.... ....

    Imagine when toms comes back and they go out on tour and play all these masterpieces. Can we start a petition??

    s.... ....

    scava21 that guy is a lost soul now and it saddens me

    s.... ....

    DeepMedii true but Tom said himself that he’s coming back to blink in the future

    s.... ....

    They played Enema of the State in full at Riotfest in Chicago

    s.... ....

    Hes a genius but of he comes back i bet marj will keep that skiba guy and it will be a weird bamd were tom fucks up the guitar parts for california

    s.... ....

    It hurts me more than anyone he’s gone but Matt’s not bad. He is in no way Tom but I had to accept it 😭

  43. B.... L....

    Crazy to think this album came out 20 years ago and so many wonderful other pop punk masterpieces. Where did time go?

    Kids today will never know the joy of putting in one of those cds and jamming out in your bedroom. These bands made me feel like someone understood, my best friends I never met.

    B.... L....

    @scava21 oh, my god, thank you for saying this. there are some rad emo rappers that take heavy influence from punk rock. in many ways, some of those rappers are more punk rock than half the fuckin radio rock bands today

    B.... L....

    Exactly, I bought this album the day it was released and been to 10 Blink shows with my Wife the past 18 years and another last Saturday 🤗🤗🤗🤗

    B.... L....

    Yo this is perfect

    B.... L....

    It's still mines and my old good mates guilty pleasure when we have been out at the pub all night

    B.... L....

    Dylan Lifes this isnt fucking punk lmfao gtfo

  44. J.... V....

    Fav song of the album along wit anthem & adams song

    J.... V....

    Anthem is fucking awesome

    J.... V....

    Anthem is fav of mine

  45. J.... M....

    ¡¡¡FUCK THIS PLACE!!!

  46. D.... ....

    20 Years lads

    D.... ....

    DeutschesAbend fuck the guy that took her ran away an

  47. E.... T....

    20 years ago today.

  48. D.... R....

    Shoutout to the person in my school who put the name of this song and the timestamp 2:25 as their senior yearbook quote






    Edit: Thank you all for the likes and comments! I didn’t really expect this to blow up, lmao. Glad you guys enjoyed it as much as I did :)

    D.... R....

    Jajaja soy latino

    D.... R....

    Literal genius

    D.... R....

    i have heard a lot of songs and watched a lot of movies screaming Fuck! But Tom's delivery is the most perfect all out emotion.

  49. G.... ....

    why isn’t this song on spotify anymore :,(

    G.... ....

    Gabe It is though

    G.... ....

    It is bruh

  50. B.... ....

    YOUr MOM'S A WHOREEE

    B.... ....

    You are mom is a whore

    B.... ....

    Lol yeah

    B.... ....

    Bruh my balls are green

    B.... ....

    WHERE'S MY DOGGG

  51. m.... ....

    Not to be one of those kinda guys, but



    This is underrated

    m.... ....

    The entire album is underrated imo 💯🔥

    m.... ....

    This song was always my favorite on the Enema album.

    m.... ....

    @Kry Kry Stott
    its really not though...

    m.... ....

    Kry Kry Stott no it’s not 💀

    m.... ....

    @Kry Kry Stott No it's not... this is literally the album that brought into the mainstream.

  52. A.... R....

    Got a lotta heart ache
    He's a fucking weasel
    His issues make my mind ache
    Want to make a deal
    'Cause I love your little motions
    You do with your pigtails
    What a nice creation
    Worth another night in jail


    He's a player, diarrhea giver
    Tried to grow his hair out
    When friends were listening to Slayer
    I would like to find him Friday night
    Hanging out with mom and trying on his fathers tights
    Life just sucks, I lost the one, I'm giving up she found someone
    There's plenty more, girls are such a drag


    So all you little ladies
    Be sure to choose the right guys
    You'll come back to me maybe
    I'll shower you with lies
    Got a lotta heart ache
    He's a fucking weasel
    Decisions make my mind ache
    Want to make a deal


    Ease away the problems and the pain
    The girl chose the one guy who makes you want to kick and scream
    All along, you wish that she would stay
    Fuck the guy who took and ran away


    He's a player, diarrhea giver
    Tried to grow his hair out
    When friends were listening to slayer
    I would like to find him Friday night
    Hanging out with mom and trying on his fathers tights
    Life just sucks, I lost the one, I'm giving up she found someone
    There's plenty more, girls are such a drag


    Fuck this place, I lost the war
    I hate you all, your mom's a whore
    Where's my dog?
    'Cause girls are such a drag

  53. A.... i....

    1:48 sounds like it says “fucked the guy and the chicken ran away”

  54. V.... H....

    Intro is legendary

  55. M.... S....

    Tom sings like 80% of the lyrics and the rest of them are mushed together. I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!

  56. P.... a....

    I was born just 4 days after this masterpiece went on to launch my fav rock band to super stardom.

    P.... a....

    I was born at the end of June 1999 the album came out on June 1st

    P.... a....

    You guys were so close to greatness.

  57. 7.... G....

    This is the CD that I had, back then when all my friends had the marshall mathers lp trying to act black

    7.... G....

    @Milkshakes yeah, most definitely some racists in these comments. Yourself included apparently. I'm a white guy and I still think you're a moron. Some of the best and greatest people I have worked with or worked for have been from all different backgrounds. To say anything as a blanket statement like that shows your true colors. And that says a lot about you, and shows a major problem in thos country unfortunately. It really is sad that we have people like you.

    7.... G....

    @Eric 🤣 Relax. Not everything is racist just because you say it is.

    7.... G....

    @Eric by "acting black" I think he means acting really hood.

    7.... G....

    You’re kinda stupid ngl Eminem is very much white anyways

    7.... G....

    @Tyler Amalfa No, you are. You have no common sense.

  58. O.... G....

    Got a lotta heart ache
    He's a fucking weasel
    His issues make my mind ache
    Want to make a deal
    'Cause I love your little motions
    You do with your pigtails
    What a nice creation
    Worth another night in jail.

    He's a player, diarrhea giver
    Tried to grow his hair out
    When friends were listening to Slayer
    I would like to find him Friday night
    Hanging out with mom and trying on his fathers tights
    Life just sucks, I lost the one, I'm giving up she found someone
    There's plenty more, girls are such a drag.

    So all you little ladies
    Be sure to choose the right guys
    You'll come back to me maybe
    I'll shower you with lies
    Got a lotta heart ache
    He's a fucking weasel
    Decisions make my mind ache
    Want to make a deal.

    Ease away the problems and the pain
    The girl chose the one guy who makes you want to kick and scream
    All along, you wish that she would stay
    Fuck the guy who took and ran away.

    He's a player, diarrhea giver
    Tried to grow his hair out
    When friends were listening to slayer
    I would like to find him Friday night
    Hanging out with mom and trying on his fathers tights
    Life just sucks, I lost the one, I'm giving up she found someone
    There's plenty more, girls are such a drag.

    Fuck this place, I lost the war
    I hate you all, your mom's a whore
    Where's my dog?
    'Cause girls are such a drag.

    Yyoouurr Wweellccoommee 😛

  59. E.... R....

    HESAPLAYERDIARRHEAGIVERTRIEDTOGROWHISHAIROUTWHENFRIENDSWERELISTENINGTOSLAYER

    E.... R....

    I WOULD LIKE TOFINDHIMFRIDAYNIGHTHANGINGOUTWITHMOMANDTRYINGONHISFATHER’STIGHTS

    E.... R....

    All I heard was "he's a ajsutjwlbslxivhsnalxjcbslao" 😂😂😂 lmfao

    E.... R....

    What was Tom think when he write those? Nah, probably alien

  60. z.... ....

    Fuck me they're so good

  61. k.... u....

    Gary your a FUCKING WEASEL

  62. l.... _....

    HESA FUCKING WEESELLLL

    l.... _....

    That's gotta be a Screeching Weasel reference. That opening riff sounds like they lifted it from their song "guest list".

  63. M.... J....

    The ultimate 'SET IT OFF!' opening riff

    M.... J....

    Mark Jones, you have absolutely shit for taste.

  64. R.... A....

    I know how to play this on guitar

    R.... A....

    @TickingTimeBomb 6 🍆

    R.... A....

    @BeeseChops ok, we're 7 now

    R.... A....

    While I do agree that it's a good riff I've gotta say my favorite Enema riff is Dumpweed.