Blake Shelton - Playboys Of The Southwestern World Lyrics
This is a song
About best friends
John Roy
Was a boy I knew
And I was two
Grew up two little houses
Down from me
The only two bad apples
On our family tree
Kind of ripened and rotted
In our puberty
Two kindred spirits bound by destiny
But I lacked ambition
Johnny was wild
With no inhibition
Was about like mixin
Fire and gasoline
(And he'd say)
Hey Romeo
Let's go down to Mexico
Chase senoritas
Drink ourselves silly
Show them Mexican girls
A couple of real hillbillies
Got a pocket full of cash
And that old Ford truck
A fuzzy cat hangin
From the mirror for luck
Said don't you know
All those little
Brown-eyed girls
Want playboys of the southwestern world
Long around
Our eighteenth year
We found two plane tickets
The hell out of here
Got scholarships
To some small town
School in Texas
Learned to drink Sangria
Til the dawns early light
Eat eggs Ranchero
And throw up all night
And tell those daddy's girls
We were majoring in a rodeo
Ah but my
Favorite memory
At school that fall
Was the night John Roy
Came runnin down the hall
Wearin nothin
But cowboy boots
And a big sombrero
(And he was yellin)
Hey Romeo
Let's go down to Mexico
Chase senoritas
Drink ourselves silly
Show them Mexican girls
A couple of real hillbillies
Got a pocket full of cash
And that old Ford truck
A fuzzy cat hangin
From the mirror for luck
Said don't you know
All those little
Brown-eyed girls
Want playboys of the southwestern world
And I said
We had a little
Change in plans
Like when Paul McCartney
Got busted in Japan
And I said
We got waylaid
When we laid foot
On Mexican soil
See the boarder guard
With the Fu Manchu mustache
Kind of stumbled on John's
Pocket full of American cash
He said
Doin a little funny business
In Mexico Amigo
But all I could think about
Was savin my own tail
When he mentioned ten years
In a Mexican jail
So I pointed to John Roy and said
It's all his now please let me go
Well it was your idea genius
I was just layin there in bed
When you said
Hey Romeo
Let's go down to Mexico
Chase senoritas
Drink ourselves silly
Show them Mexican girls
A couple of real hillbillies
Got a pocket full of cash
And that old Ford truck
A fuzzy cat hangin
From the mirror for luck
Said don't you know
All those little
Brown-eyed girls
Want playboys of the southwestern world
Ah we're still best friends
Temporary cell mates
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Blake Shelton Playboys Of The Southwestern World Comments
Man been along time since i heard this. Great
anyone wanna go to mexico now lol
Me and my pal aaron
But if your gonna get thrown in jail let it be with your best friend
Reminds me of my childhood friend Steven. My roommate moved out/dropped out of school by about this time my freshman year in college. I told Steven not to drink and drive and that I had a spare bed to sleep it off. He dropped by one night when he knocked on my dorm room door. I was already asleep for PT at 0500 that next morning. I woke up again to the sound of running water, when I discovered Steven pissing in the corner of my room. His defense: "Sorry! I thought I was pissing in your trashcan." I yelled, "Like that's any fucking better?!" A couple of hours later we were awakened by a fire drill. Still went to PT with ROTC a couple of hours later! Ahhh! The shit you can do at 18-19 years old without a problem!
Blake Shelton the snitch
Everybody needs a friend like that
At least the very first frame is honest.
Soooo Blake Shelton is a RAT!!!!! Good ole boys have left country for good. 😢
Love you Blake. Thankful for being born and raised in Ada. But I left when I was seventeen. Don't stop singing.
Mike ramey.....crazy basterd love ya!
Thats right spumcake daniels little killer it was your idea genius
164 guys aren't Playboys of the Southwestern world.
Austin daniels if you can read this claire mccatskill your a dumbass for that bastard
Best song ever
Little austin daniels 1f y0u c4n r3ad th1s y0ur a g1u1os3
Where are the lyrics that's supposed to be in it
Jhon Roy reminds me of me. Especially with the cowboy boots and the sumbrarrow. First time i jeard it i did it to my brother. Lol
I bet posting this made you feel special..My guess is, youre probably 50lbs overweight and never seen a pussy outside of the internet
The goes out to Big Boy Sipes.....you know what took place $$$. To Sipes we did this at 16 years old. I remember like it was yesterday. Good times.
Good taste
this my and my bother we love we liter to on the where to school
i love you
When I was just
Iittle my mother put it on and I would dance and sing
I still do now
Julianna Coughlan un
Me and drake, known the mothafucka since I was 2 and he was 3. We've shown some girls some real hillbillies
i am truly a dedicated die hard rock fan .. but i just love this song!!
this. has bin my favorite song for as long as I can remember
Back when Blake sang GOOD music
ali hauser ANYTHING OUT OF HIS MOUTH IS STILL JUST AS PERFECT AS THIS IS.
His music went into the shitter
If this song were released today or 5 years ago at least, this would surely be a #1 Billboard country hit for Blake. I guarantee it!!! This tune barely hit the top 20 in 2003.
This sond sucks
song smart dumbass
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You do to Stan Niswonger
Stan Niswonger NOTHING OUT OF BLAKE'S MOUTH COULD SUCK IF HE TRIED TO MAKE IT SUCK
Thanks for your
I love you so much
There's foreshadowing in this song.
Please comment if you know or want to know why.
Guess nobody wanted to know lol
me and my buddy are them he's the one sleeping in bad I'm the one who is wild and crazy
Moral of the story , Blake Shelton will throw you under the bus if you get in trouble together
Justin B no moral is don’t go to Mexican prison, sell out anyone to avoid it..
Justin B no moral of the story we dudes do a bunch of dumb stuff when we are college age
Right better not go to Mexico prison
American prison is no fun either, I know, believe me.
John Roy sounds like someone I want to have a beer with
real hillbillys oooooowwwwww
Van Morrison - Brown Eyed Girl
Gyn Xiety omg lol nvr put it together 😂. That’s awesome
B bananas a an.
Rachel Blockinger
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This song reminds me of a buddy of mine. He was always the one with the wild crazy ideas. Haha
I like that song
This song was played constantly in a bar in Loleta, California in April 2004. I remembered it being good. I was obviously wasted.
Happy Guy it’s an excellent drinking song... think the la la la part is like that because there drunk singing ‘brown eyed girls ‘
you rock
This is a great song. My cousin is actually singing backup in this song.
Ten years with my best friend are ten years with my best friend. That is my boy forever. Ten years in mexican prison just makes you tighter as friends.
and looser of bunghole
The Protocol blow it out your ass
@Jodi Douglas touche lol and Ryland I get the feeling somewhere a funeral is missing the guest of honor.
Ryland Williams take it easy man
ya the only reason he pointed at romeo is because he has a Mexican name!!!!!!!!!
this is a really really good song!!!!!!!!!
This is the song me and my friend poop together to
Why did they get thrown in jail for having American money?
@Chris Nameth I'm guessing "hash" is an incomprehensible slang word for some kind of drug?
@Emper0rH0rde Because there was so much, the police assumed it was drug money.
Hashish, also known as hash, is made by eliminating plant material and
collecting the trichomes from the flower tops of female cannabis plants.
These flowers, or ‘heads’, are the most potent parts of the plant. As a
result, the THC content of hashish typically varies from 20% to 60%.
There are two common methods for producing hash:
In Morocco and Lebanon, hashish is made by sifting the mature cannabis
tops through a series of fine sieves until a resinous powder remains.
This powder is compressed and heated to allow the resins to melt,
binding the remaining vegetable matter. The resin is compressed into
blocks sealed with cellophane or cloth.
In the Indian sub-continent, hashish is made by rubbing the resinous
tops of the plant with the hands or a leather apron. This allows the
resins to stick together. These are then scraped off the skin or leather
and rolled into lumps of various sizes, and later compressed into
blocks.
It’s always important to be informed! Check out the related Go Ask Alice! Q&As below for more information.
wow you are fuck'd
Der usually large amounts of cash are for illegal purchases as it is untraceable. You know like DRUGS
I knew my best friend since we were newborns! This is totally us 14 years later!
Song reminds me of my buddy Chris. Been bout 7 years since we used to get wild at colleges on weekends and lettin girls know all bout the playboys of the midwestern world!!!!!!
Miss those days buddy!
Love this song "show them Mexican girl some real hillbillies
love this song
love blake so much
my mom said she sat for about ten minutes of me singing it in spanish when i was asleep
What music video??????????????????????
it may look like he rob a bank and was tryin to take refuge in mexico
Ethan Ehrlich where do u get the music video
try watching the actual music video i was wondering the same thing but then my brother made me watch it it makes more scence then.
thats what i thought before i seen the music video!!!!!!!
i adore this song!!!!!!!
i love this song im 11
no he got found with the cash which the guard wanted and set them up and took the cash.
i think they bought drugs
He got in trouble for having American cash? That doesn't make no fucking sense!
For some reason I always used to think he said .."All those men are brown eyed girls" which really confused me. I see it now though.
campt91 wtf
Yeee Haw!
i love this song im not country but i love love country music woot wooot
Ashley Blanchard TAKE THAT SACK OF SHIT OFF YOUR DEFAULT PICTURE