Bentley, Dierks - Drunk On A Plane Lyrics






I took two weeks vacation for the honeymoon
A couple tickets all inclusive down in Cancun
I couldn't get my money back so I'm in seat 7A
I'm getting drunk on a plane

I bet the fella on the aisle thought I was crazy
Cause I taped your picture to the seatback right beside me
Now I've got empty mini bottles fillin' both our trays
I'm getting drunk on a plane

Buyin' drinks for everybody
But the pilot, it's a party
Got this 737 rocking like a G6
Stewardess is someone sexy
Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey
Told her about my condition
Got a little mile-high flight attention
It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds
I'm up so high, I may never come down
I'll try anything to drown out the pain
They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane

We had this date marked on the calendar forever
We'd take that new wed limo airport ride together
I feel like a plastic groom alone there at the top of the cake
So hey, I'm getting drunk on a plane

Buyin' drinks for everybody
But the pilot, it's a party
Got this 737 rocking like a G6
Stewardess is someone sexy
Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey
Told her about my condition
Got a little mile-high flight attention
It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds
I'm up so high, I may never come down
I'll try anything to drown out the pain
They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane

On my way home I'll bump this seat right up to first class
So I can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glass
And when we land I'll call her up and tell her kiss my ass
'Cause hey, I'm drunk on a plane

Buyin' drinks for everybody
But the pilot, it's a party
Got this 737 rocking like a G6
Stewardess is someone sexy
Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey
Told her about my condition
Got a little mile-high flight attention
It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds
I'm up so high, I may never come down
I'll try anything to drown out the pain
They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane

I'm getting drunk on a plane
I might be passed out
In the baggage claim
But right now
I'm drunk on a plane





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  1. N.... K....

    Dierks NEVER disappoints!

  2. P.... P....

    Hoe can nearly 20k people not like this?

  3. j.... b....

    Planes a goin' down and still.... perfect solo!

  4. K.... ....

    I used to sing this at summer camp because it was on the radio and the camp apologized for playing this song

  5. H.... M....

    After all the movies I would think people would know to pull up on the controls and that priest was like if I die I’m going to heaven so it don’t matter

  6. A.... K....

    You're suppose to be young n hot to old and ugly he is the same look. Wish I look like him 😂😉

  7. J.... F....

    I watch this video 2 time's a day that is how much I love this song

    J.... F....

    I LOVE THIS SONG

  8. J.... W....

    Dierks - “Excellent!” Jonny Weiss “Drunk & Stoned.” Cajun County Western 🎶

  9. A.... ....

    I love this song

  10. K.... M....

    Do you have any of these

  11. N.... o....

    I travel a lot for work. I watch this every time am air borne. Passenger next to me is cringed. Well 737 is a G6 with this tune.

  12. D.... I....

    My life

  13. C.... ....

    I like the disclaimer of "buying a drink for everyone but the pilot".

    C.... ....

    Ya I agree

    C.... ....

    Chase
    The pilot isn’t allowed to drink
    And Dierks Bentley actually has his pilot’s license
    So that’s how he knows

  14. C.... ....

    Someone just took a xanax!

  15. b.... e....

    this here hit at work too

  16. M.... G....

    😚😚😚😚😚😚😚❤❤❤💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💕💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

  17. M.... T....

    Is this how 9/11 happened?

  18. K.... L....

    this song came out 2 days before i turned 11 and can i just say...i’m so blessed 😂

  19. F.... Y....

    This used to be my dad’s favorite song. I hated country music. This is the one country sone I can respect and enjoy. And it got a lit tune 🥴😂

  20. M.... T....

    This song is so fn stupid...

  21. M.... N....

    I just came from https://youtu.be/G6ccwEXXdc4

    Well, guess the Pilot got drunk on the plane this time.

  22. M.... K....

    I dont have a phone little dude

  23. M.... K....

    I cant do that

  24. T.... A....

    2020 and I’m still up so high, and I may never come down.

  25. b.... b....

    Got this 737 rocking like a g6?isnt that a 767 they are showing?

  26. J.... D....

    FAT DUDE G3TS LATINAS GOT ONE ON THE FLIGHT AND ONE ON THE BEACH

  27. S.... S....

    I always wondered why at the end Dierks has to fly the plane when only one of the pilots got knocked out. He rocked the plane nevertheless

  28. J.... J....

    I am 8 and I can't get this song out of my head I want to sing it out in school

  29. B.... C....

    Bentley is my name

  30. b.... c....

    Oh god modern country just sucks so bad🤮

  31. R.... D....

    Goes to checking

    *Getting stoned on a plane*


    Everyone flies high happy 😂😂😂

  32. A.... S....

    I cant imagin the hang over somone would have if someone did this

  33. H.... ....

    Since no one notices, that’s Jeff Dye in the music video and he is an awesome comedian

  34. L.... ....

    2:46 when the FAA deregulates airlines

  35. K.... ....

    This is the theme song of 2014

  36. B.... W....

    On my bucket list

  37. T.... P....

    If the flight I am about to take were longer, I would be.

  38. S.... O....

    Hit the Diff by Marty mone copyrighted this song https://youtu.be/D1JIgtX5pCk

  39. E.... B....

    2020 anyone???

  40. T.... C....

    That flight attendant is on Fire

    T.... C....

    her name is taylor saxelby if you want her instagram

    T.... C....

    @jackhighley7 thank you been searching for this comment for 5 minutes... wait what did i say?

  41. S.... D....

    Can u bring liquor w you in your luggage

  42. b.... ....

    And THIS is why you aren't allowed to bring a guitar in your carry-on. Lmao😂🤣

  43. N.... ....

    I imagine teen girls driving their Pontiac G6 rockin to the lyrics thinking thats about a car

  44. S.... M....

    Bradley cooper is sick

  45. E.... E....

    I’m new to this channel and just wanna say I absolutely love this song so much.

  46. I.... F....

    Abraço de Portugal 🇵🇹

  47. E.... G....

    I love you Dierks 🔝♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

    E.... G....

    How are you Eva.

    E.... G....

    @Adams Carlton Thank you , I am fine..

    E.... G....

    @Eva Golldwing good to know you are fine . thank you for texting back as well .i bet you beautiful inside out

  48. P.... ....

    Got the 737, but they are on an a321

  49. m.... ....

    Letterkenny brought me back.

    m.... ....

    pitter patter

    m.... ....

    @WildTimesInTheWest Want a Puppers?

    m.... ....

    @WildTimesInTheWest Tick tock.

  50. R.... G....

    Just want to point out that is an a320 rather than a 737.

  51. T.... M....

    He was living
    He was somewhere on Beach
    Now he is drunk on a plane

  52. r.... N....

    So you're telling me this guy Dierk has a Bentley?

  53. R.... N....

    I love to drive better

  54. J.... T....

    5 years already??

  55. M.... ....

    I'm gonna get drunk on a plane. American Airlines lol. I so want to do the superman on the drink cart down the center aisle! 😂🤣

  56. M.... ....

    Эт че он в России не летал?

  57. 8.... B....

    Merry CHRISTMAS : whispers : I love this song

  58. A.... A....

    I like this song, but there’s just something about him I don’t like.

    There ya go, Taylor !!!!! 😂

  59. �.... A....

    Awe-inspiring video, I delight it to much !! Premier part is 1:18. *I upload one dance, Plsss check it out and comment am I good* 🧡 💙 💛

    �.... A....

    💕 peachy ❤

    �.... A....

    🖤 ace 💯 💕

    �.... A....

    💙 dandy 💃 ❣

  60. M.... M....

    Yall know who the Stewardess is?

  61. A.... S....

    GOLD
    DES

  62. A.... S....

    WEDDING RING

  63. A.... S....

    LAX
    TUS
    DES

  64. A.... S....

    SANCHEZ
    DES

  65. A.... S....

    NOW...
    SANCHEZ

  66. A.... S....

    THURSDAYS
    WEDNESDAYS
    TUESDAY
    MONDAYS
    DES

  67. J.... T....

    2020 anyone?

  68. K.... ....

    Is it wrong that I’m a kid and this is one of my favorite songs?

  69. A.... H....

    That was the quickest first date to marriage I have ever seen. Was Barry B. Benson proposing?

  70. P.... ....

    Says 737 but shows a 777

  71. B.... H....

    what is the name of the stewardess...

  72. Y.... T....

    a 737 with a 727 home cockpit and a 767 body LOL... see @2:35 & @4:05
    hmm!

  73. N.... ....

    Lmao xd

  74. D.... ....

    I love this song

  75. J.... G....

    December 2019 or just me???
    Like if you are listening in December 2019

    J.... G....

    Bob Sinha that’s true

    J.... G....

    No 2020

    J.... G....

    Shutup this was written in december of 2019.

    J.... G....

    No but I’m listening to YOUR MOM!!!!!!😂😯😎💯♨️GET Recked!!
    Sorry for the cringe

    J.... G....

    JAYMZ GAYMZ nah fam 2020 January

  76. L.... G....

    This song is stupid. Get High on a plane. No hangover. Anyway, that's not why its stupid, its stupid because it's country.

  77. K.... H....

    hi i like your vidos

  78. G.... M....

    737 cockpit, and 777 model. Makes sense.

  79. M.... B....

    1. how tf did I get here? 😂
    2. what the heck is going on? 😂😂😂

  80. K.... ....

    I remember this song whne I was 7

    K.... ....

    Same I'm 13 now and I still listen to it...

  81. L.... J....

    good story

  82. S.... o....

    ✋wait thats illegal

  83. n.... f....

    guy probably spent like 500 dollars gettin drunk on there

  84. R.... M....

    The priest though 💯😂😂

  85. s.... o....

    I'm drunk right now and this sucks ass. Playlist for drunk people??? Playlist for dead people more like this is so DULL

  86. J.... ....

    That eagle looks familiar. lol. Should have called it Fuhrer air.

  87. D.... H....

    I have been there my self and hod a good time with this song

  88. K.... T....

    when that dude tried to pour that jack in his mouth...I LOST MY SHIT.....damn funny.

  89. U.... ....

    FAA OPEN UP!!!!!

  90. T.... M....

    This song is the best when your hanging out with friends during the summer. BEST SONG EVER.

  91. E.... M....

    Plot of the story,Marry any cute chick you see on a plane while you are drunk.

  92. M.... S....

    There's a little bit of all kinds of folks on that plane. <3 Looks all inclusive. LOL too bad you all are married now make it work! LOL That one pilot on the PA system sounds like a drunk and hrny Bill Clinton. LOL ( when is he not the second one? )

  93. K.... ....

    Learn to fly: Sad&dumped edition

  94. K.... O....

    Gets married to random girl on a plane 😂

  95. E.... L....

    I love your songs I thank your songs are the best

  96. b.... b....

    Oh damn.. This ain't Snoopy