Beautiful South, The - Your Father And I Lyrics






It was the middle of winter
And I drove us in my car
The snow started falling
So we stopped off at a bar

The beer started flowing
And your mother and I took the floor
But by the last dance we were tired
So I booked a room next door

So if anyone asks you
If you come from Heaven above
You're from a one star hotel
With a five star passionate love

It was a hot summers day
And we drove there in our car
And your father was thirsty
So we had to find a bar

Well he wouldn't stop drinking
And he couldn't stand on his feet
We had to walk to a hotel
And book ourselves into a suite

So if the teacher asks you
Are you from Heaven or are you from Hell
You're from a one star drunken screw
In a one star motel
Yes if the teacher asks you
Are you from Heaven or are you from Hell
You're from a pitch black toilet
In a highway Taco Bell

I'll remember the birth
For the rest of my time on this land
You're mother sweating buckets
And me holding onto her hand

Well your father was absent
He claimed he couldn't find the ward
Just tugging on mescal
Trying to eat the umbilical cord

So if anyone asks you
Do you know where you're from, say yes
You're from your mother's womb
And your father's stinking breath
And if they ask you how you got here
Tell them just what it took
Your father's stinking breath
And your mother's stinking luck

Your father and I won't tell the whole truth
Your father and I won't tell the truth





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  1. S.... B....

    AMazing absalute naliled it paul heaten you are one talented mtf xxx

  2. T.... ....

    Bs at their best esp live

  3. m.... ....

    One of the best from BS, i love it

  4. D.... T....

    Story of my life :)

  5. C.... ....

    Just had to listen to this song because it's so good.

  6. S.... L....

    proper stuff, cheers Paul

    S.... L....

    he might be a blade but i love him anyway

  7. z.... ....

    I love this song.

  8. m.... ....

    LYRICS BELOW.

    It was the middle of winter
    And I drove us in my car
    The snow started falling
    So we stopped off at a bar
    The beer started flowing
    And your mother and I took the floor
    But by the last dance we were tired
    So I booked a room next door
    So if anyone asks you
    If you come from Heaven above
    You're from a one star hotel
    With a five star passionate love
    It was a hot summers day
    And we drove there in our car
    And your father was thirsty
    So we had to find a bar
    Well he couldn't stop drinking
    And he couldn't stand on his feet
    We had to walk to a hotel
    And book ourselves into a suite
    So if the teacher asks you
    Are you from Heaven or are you from Hell
    You're from a one star drunken screw
    In a one star motel
    Yes if the teacher asks you
    Are you from Heaven or are you from Hell
    You're from a pitch black toilet
    In a highway Taco Bell
    I'll remember the birth
    For the rest of my time on this land
    You're mother sweating buckets
    And me holding onto her hand
    Well your father was absent
    He claimed he couldn't find the ward
    Just tugging on mescal
    Trying to eat the umbilical cord
    So if anyone asks you
    Do you know where you're from, say yes
    You're from your mother's womb
    And your father's stinking breath
    And if they ask you how you got here
    Tell them just what it took
    Your father's stinking breath
    And your mother's stinking luck
    Your father and I won't tell the whole truth
    Your father and I won't tell the truth

    m.... ....

    That is what is called wetting the baby's head :) PMSL

    m.... ....

    Fantastic lyrics!

  9. A.... M....

    awesome song