Beautiful South, The - Manchester Lyrics






From Northenden to Partington it's rain
From Altrincham to Chadderton it's rain
From Moss Side to Swinton hardly Spain
It's a picture postcard of "wish they never came"

And whilst that deckchair in the garden it makes no sense
It doesn't spoil the view or cause offence
Those Floridas, Bavarias and Kents
Make gentlemen wear shorts but don't make gents

So convertible stay garage-bound
Save after-sun for later
If rain makes Britain great
Then Manchester is greater
As you dry your clothes once again
Upon the radiator
What makes Britain great
Makes Manchester yet greater

From Cheetham Hill to Wythenshawe it's rain
Gorton, Salford, Sale pretty much the same
As I'm caught up without my jacket once again
The raindrops on my face play a sweet refrain

And as winter turns reluctantly to spring
For the clouds above the city there's one last fling
Swallows build their nests, chaffinch sing
And the sun strolls into town like long lost king

And the mood of this whole sudden place is melancholy
Like the sun came out to play, shone through the clouds
But dropped its lolly
And everyone looks so disappointed, so, so sorry
Like the rain blew into town, kidnapped the sun
And stole its brolly





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  1. s.... g....

    Collyhurst born and bread madchester is greater billy greens pub love it 👍🏻

  2. h.... 3....

    So much ethnic diversity in this music video. Do only white people live in Manchester?

    h.... 3....

    hsk 3000 Collyhurst too 💀

  3. A.... ....

    Love it !!!!!!

  4. S.... M....

    A truly great band & Paul Heaton is a Genius.

  5. S.... T....

    OMG!!!.I've never ever heard of this song.
    It's FANTASTIC!!!!!

  6. M.... W....

    Liverpool

  7. d.... ....

    it's grim up north...london 4 hull 0

  8. j.... ....

    He should've filmed at 'Heaton' park ! And visited d.s.v the place where many people refuse to pick up their dogs poo from the pavement. D.s.v stands for dog sh.t valley !

  9. h.... a....

    Looks like Miami compared to housing estates In Dublin.

    Love Manchester people though
    Made some good manc friends over the years
    Great people

  10. H.... J....

    Wheres the sunshine?

  11. F.... G....

    Who s that band ?
    Never heard.
    ... Manchester Cool escorts ???

  12. M.... L....

    No actors or actresses here, all locals. The beautiful north ❤

    M.... L....

    Absolutely 👍 Especially Manchester ❤️💯

    M.... L....

    The barmaid in red is an actress
    She was the shop keeper in shameless

  13. R.... G....

    I wish ppl would work out the difference between Greater Manchester and manchester...

    R.... G....

    Not being ignorant but what’s the difference ??

  14. a.... ....

    Lip up fatty.😁

  15. p.... ....

    Like the worst advert in the world.

  16. J.... a....

    Wythenshawe, yes get in , what a shit hole , but it is my home town

  17. D.... G....

    ALAN CLARKE

  18. L.... K....

    Where's all the lads on spice?

    L.... K....

    Picadilly Gardens

  19. B.... S....

    Nice to see robin williams again

  20. C.... T....

    No Mosques or foodbanks? yer taking the piss mate.

  21. j.... ....

    What area in Manchester is this?

  22. D.... V....

    Glad I grew up in the South, this looks shit.

  23. K.... ....

    Why does England always look like a 3rd world country?

    K.... ....

    Because like every country there are areas specifically built for poor people to live

  24. �.... �....

    Housemartins? ))

  25. h.... 3....

    The choreographed dance at the end is proper cringe. Also, I can't make out half the lyrics. Someone needs to remind heaton, it's 'Manchester' not 'menchester'

  26. S.... S....

    Who's here listening 2020

    S.... S....

    weekly i have this on my faves

    S.... S....

    Reminds me of the good all days

    S.... S....

    Me. 😄

  27. S.... R....

    Mark Heaton top guy.

  28. J.... ....

    Looks like a ton of people are getting this recommended. Nice. Just got back from two months in Manchester. Gem of a city and can’t wait to go back. Here in Seattle we love the melancholy rain.

  29. S.... 1....

    A fridge, sofa or cooker in a garden is one of the 7 totems of living in Manchester.

    S.... 1....

    Obviously not from Manchester and haven't a fkn clue what you're talking about.

    S.... 1....

    @Mike Hughes born and bred in Manchester mate.

  30. J.... W....

    Every one wears track suits fķg horrible look like zombies

    J.... W....

    Wannabe footballers. The reality is cashed up footballers change after training.

  31. T.... ....

    I went to Manchester once, got robbed, hey ho..

    T.... ....

    Better than going to London and getting stabbed or shot

  32. t.... a....

    January 2020

  33. g.... o....

    Council house Britain looks like 70s Russia. Councils never plant trees or use modern refurbishments.

    g.... o....

    @Winston Winters no fan of Thatcher but didn't they put money into training schemes and small biz grants for everday folks. You could buy your council house cheap too if you wanted.labour also wasted a lot and Blair and Brown made some serious irrepairable damage. Labour did very little to increase minimum wage.

    g.... o....

    glenny oc Labour introduced the minimum wage, it didn’t exist before 1997

    g.... o....

    @David Walker true but the liveable was introduced under Cameron.

    g.... o....

    glenny oc The New Labour of the 90s was never really a Labour government. It was Torys lite with an anti British globalist twist.

    g.... o....

    @Winston Winters id say more labour centre right as Tory.light would still have a more controlled and targeted immigration policy.

  34. G.... 6....

    F terrible band as was the house Martins

  35. M.... M....

    Manchester real capital of England

  36. C.... 3....

    I remember when they used to call it gunchester but this is going back to the olden days.

    C.... 3....

    We still do

  37. P.... S....

    Most beautiful city.

    P.... S....

    Cities is not bad but the estates are like hells entrance.

  38. A.... B....

    Hard to believe you once ruled the world

  39. U.... T....

    It's just a shame the immigration is destroying it just like London

  40. B.... u....

    shameless! lol, from the n/west myself (Bolton)

  41. S.... T....

    Put 1 in the comments if you ever went to Ray's? You know what I'm saying 😉

  42. H.... D....

    Been to Manc twice . Beautiful people beautiful city . Loved it ! Last time in London and adked directions. The guy wanted to charge me !!! No shit !!!

  43. e.... ....

    Shit touch by the lads playing footy

  44. S.... C....

    I went to Manchester once, for a weekend. It felt like a month. What an absolute shithole! I completely see why it spawned Myra Hindley.

    S.... C....

    Steve Cox haha you must’ve gotten it mixed up with your living room 👌🏼

  45. P.... W....

    Its grim op north laddy

  46. m.... d....

    chadderton on the map, cheers paul

  47. h.... W....

    Now the Islamic Republic of Manchester

  48. G.... ....

    Mancunians are the most polite and sociable people in the UK.

    G.... ....

    Unless your not a manc

    G.... ....

    @A K Born in Hulme 1959 and christened in the old St Georges church so a proud Manc.

  49. S.... H....

    Brilliant song brilliant video brilliant singer nuff said..

  50. C.... S....

    Yeah that’s the estate I live on collyhurst

    C.... S....

    @C Stew did you have to cross the old tip to get to the chip shop. Instead of school dinner.

    C.... S....

    Mancfuel seeds I went st malachys primary school then I went blackley (high school) went chippy instead of school dinners in high school not primary!! My mum and dad would of killed me sneaking out of school 😃..

    C.... S....

    @C Stew we did the same thing at Moston Brook.

    C.... S....

    Mancfuel seeds did you go in the newsagent where the old hippy fella who always wore his slippers sold singles? Used to be called Macawlys or something like that..

    C.... S....

    @Cicada 3301 no I grew up in ancoats. But I know the place very well.

  51. �.... ....

    I live in Manchester now. And I can confirm it rains a lot.

    �.... ....

    We have a saying in Manchester that goes :If you can see the hills, it's going to rain...if you CAN'T see the hills, it IS raining.
    My feet are wet today!

  52. J.... C....

    First time iv'e ever heard this, just as well I guess.

  53. B.... l....

    Catholic britain was good, protestant britain is a shithole🤚🇻🇦🇮🇪 🇪🇸 🇫🇷 🇮🇹 🇵🇱 🇸🇰 🇭🇷

  54. J.... A....

    Where's frank?

  55. p.... p....

    My type of people I remember the days

  56. M.... S....

    A man born in Cheshire, then via Sheffield, Surrey and Hull writes a song about Manchester

    M.... S....

    He lives in Manchester. Plus he owns a pub in Salford The Kings head just outside Manchester City centre.

    M.... S....

    So he does. I stand corrected

  57. l.... n....

    Memories of Shameless

  58. H.... J....

    Filmed in Collyhurst, Manchester....outside Billy Green's Pub......now a vacant lot after demolition.

  59. F.... P....

    🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹

  60. K.... S....

    The Housemartins are up there too !!

  61. K.... S....

    Anyone north of Watford would appreciate how brilliant the Beautiful South are !

    K.... S....

    lol living a shit pit in the south we get it.

  62. V.... o....

    He missed out my old estate the Racecourse in Sale 😃

  63. S.... C....

    working class built Britain, be proud!

    S.... C....

    Best comment on you tube ......EVER!!!!!

  64. c.... b....

    Great song from the genius that is Paul Heaton..great city and sound people.

  65. B.... ....

    Hes from Manchester??? Another soppy mick hucknal?? Ffsake.

    B.... ....

    BestCanKeanRob2
    He is from Hull originally

  66. Y.... H....

    Utter pish

  67. L.... R....

    Must have been filmed before midday, not many people about all still in bed

  68. C.... B....

    This video obviously made when our homeland was still normal

  69. G.... ....

    I think i want to visit Manchester the next time i go over.~ NY yank

    G.... ....

    Happy New year Roy

    G.... ....

    @Granto 67 Happy New year to you too Grant!!!!

    G.... ....

    @Granto 67 No I'm not.... I guess you are! I have friends who are but they complain after loading it on experiences with Battery life and such..

    G.... ....

    @Gewglesux not a problem what's app its Amazing never had no probs, Yes happy new year

    G.... ....

    @Granto 67 I'll think about using it.... lets hope it's a good one.

  70. G.... G....

    Grew up on this estate. The area is Collyhurst, Whitley Road, Talgarth Road & Billy Greens Pub.

    G.... G....

    Do you know Colin Blainey?

  71. R.... ....

    Paulo?!

  72. S.... T....

    One love man hester❤️

  73. T.... H....

    Don't know why scousers are being given a hard time - wasn't Paul Heaton born in Bromborough? Which, the last time I looked at a map, is a hell of a lot closer to Liverpool than it is to Manchester.

    T.... H....

    I think he's from Hull.

    T.... H....

    @Random BlackDude nope - Bromborough - Google it

    T.... H....

    @Trisha Hopkins I just have. He didn't move to Hull until he was around 21. My mistake

    T.... H....

    It's further west than Liverpool.

  74. M.... J....

    pronounce salford properly and you've got yourself a tune

  75. U.... B....

    Try west Manchester lol 😂

  76. J.... S....

    Very nice song, im from Plymouth and have great memories of the Manchester people, when i was in hospital. Has a special place in my heart

    J.... S....

    People are people. 👍

  77. T.... K....

    That looks like collyhurst they filmed, if so, pulled down now. Saw the lead singer in a supermarket in didsbury a few years ago shopping and stood next to me. Would have asked for his autograph but he looked abit miserable lol

  78. A.... x....

    Cud have been a nick lowe song this...😃. Same style. Good music.

  79. P.... J....

    Great depiction of my home city.

  80. Z.... B....

    Song is great, but why are only white people shown? There are no people from minority groups that make Manchester a diverse and culturally rich city.

    Z.... B....

    Oh dear. How sad. Never mind.

    Z.... B....

    Ffs, there's always one.

  81. A.... ....

    this is art

  82. D.... L....

    I literally live on this estate x

    D.... L....

    @Sheridan Wilks I am a Wirralite. How dare you insult me with those labels!!!! /drama queen moment and hair flip :-D

    Neither Seacombe beats both as that is the only area I have lived where even taxi drivers won't go nower days. :-)

    D.... L....

    @Dermacrosis hahaha interesting love a good rough area to tour

    D.... L....

    "Love a good rough area" said the vicar to the show girl :-D

    It comes to something when even taxi drivers won't go there at night, or during the day for that matter. My mums friend who I called "Auntie Jen" gave some sound advice. If you want to know if you shouldn't move to an area find out if taxi drivers refused to go there. If they did don't move there :-D

    I have never had one refuse to go to Toxteth, though I tended to walk home the park end of Prinny Avenue wasn't that far from the city center, never had one refuse to go to Collyhurst (too decrepit to do that walk nower days). Damn even before I moved to Mancland I used to stay with a friend and he lived in Moss Side in the mid 90s and no taxi driver refused to take me there.

    I even remember before I moved to Toxteth I mentioned I was moving there to others in the student halls. Their response was "Where the riots where? Are you sure that is a good idea?". My response started with "Those were fourteen effing (cleaned up for public viewing) years ago and I was 6 at the time...." :-)

    D.... L....

    @Sheridan Wilks You luv touring a good rough area. Go and visit Easterhouse in Glasgow, I can absolutely assure you now, that it will definitely put an end to any curiosity you have, in fact you'd never want to go outside your own town ever again lol

    D.... L....

    @Mike Hughes ohhh sounds lovely stuff that nice one haha roughest in glasgow ?

  83. L.... C....

    Brilliant I love it & what a nice pleasant singer.

  84. M.... D....

    Look at that place...so typical of the scourge of ignorance. That Beautiful south cock sucker does not live in Miliesplatting like I used to I notice. That place, in fact all of Manchester is Horrific!! There is nothing great about poverty and thieving scally bastards!! That cheeky little shit.....just coz he looks like he fits in ...Their music has always been an insult to anyone with any intelligence too. I say hang the annoying little bastard!!!...……...…..

    M.... D....

    You are talking trip as that is not Miles Platting sweetie. I should know as I used to live in one of those blocks.

    M.... D....

    Go to Hale Barns Martin

    M.... D....

    @Dermacrosis Yea...I lived in Miles platting for a few horrific years...escaped the shit hole and its scum as soon as I could in 84. Got shacked up with a monster of a woman..just to escape!!! I am still scarred for life by that terrible place. Actually the vid looks like awful Ancoats….......

    M.... D....

    @CSF1307 Actually.....I lived on Hale Road for 17 years. Loved it there. Though still the subsistence of Milesplatting would terrorize my soul. I Moved to Sale two years ago... A come down from wonderful Hale but paradise compared to the poverty cunts of M/P 35 years ago! …. 'Come to Milesplatting...get a Twatting!!'...………….

    M.... D....

    However that does not explain why you are saying something about Miles Platting when it is not even in the video in any which way shape or form.

  85. t.... ....

    Manchester    
    The Beautiful South 
    Album: Superbi        


    From Northenden to Partington, it’s rain
    From Altrincham to Chadderton, it’s rain
    From Moss Side to Swinton, hardly Spain
    It’s a picture postcard of 'Wish they never came'

    And whilst that deckchair in the garden it makes no sense
    It doesn’t spoil the view or cause offense
    Those Floridas, Bavarias and Kents
    Make gentlemen wear shorts but don’t make gents

    So convertible stay garage bound
    Save after sun for later
    If rain makes Britain great
    Then Manchester is greater

    As you dry your clothes once again
    Upon the radiator
    What makes Britain great
    Makes Manchester yet greater

    From Cheetham Hill to Wythenshawe, it’s rain
    Gorton, Salford, Sale, pretty much the same
    As I’m caught up without my jacket once again
    The raindrops on my face play a sweet refrain

    And as winter turns reluctantly to spring
    For the clouds above the city there’s one last fling
    Swallows build their nests, chaffinch sing
    And the sun strolls into town like long lost king

    So convertible stay garage bound
    Save after sun for later
    If rain makes Britain great
    Then Manchester is greater

    As you dry your clothes once again
    Upon the radiator
    What makes Britain great
    Makes Manchester yet greater

    And the mood of this whole sodden place is melancholy
    Like the sun came out to play, shone through the clouds
    But dropped its lolly
    And everyone looks so disappointed, so, so sorry
    Like the rain blew into town, kidnapped the sun
    And stole its brolly

    So convertible stay garage bound
    Save after sun for later
    If rain makes Britain great
    Then Manchester is greater

    As you dry your clothes once again
    Upon the radiator
    What makes Britain great
    Makes Manchester yet greater

    Written by: DAVE ROTHERAY, PAUL HEATON  
    Phonographic Copyright (p) – 2006 Sony BMG Music Entertainment (UK) Ltd.

  86. I.... ....

    the most relatable song ever.

  87. S.... G....

    In no order Ancoats Beswick Clayton & Bloody Openshaw.I either lived or went to school there,& drank in many pubs all over the place.

    S.... G....

    Incorrect it was filmed in Collyhurst and only in Collyhurst..

  88. F.... A....

    this almost makes me want to be in manchester

    F.... A....

    Almost ;-)

    F.... A....

    I was born and bred in Manchester, still live there. And it's the Best city to live in, not many run down council estates left. And the majority of people are lovely warm and friendly. Yes there's the minority of idiots, but thankfully not many. But the communities are strong and they do welcome people from outside. Don't be quick to believe all the bad hype and bullshit you might hear or read about, because for the majority of it, it's simply not true, there's nowhere near as much violence and crime as you find in other big City's like London, Birmingham Glasgow etc

  89. K.... K....

    Note to self don't forget the lighters.

  90. R.... S....

    Never even knew about this until today but love it!

  91. Y.... G....

    To much drink

  92. M.... L....

    Few salty scousers here 🤣

  93. B.... O....

    144 scousers didn’t like this

    B.... O....

    One QUESTION Blood Orc!!!! Have you ever got past the north/south devide? As scousers we are much liked people through out this country, the minority who slate us are small minded biggots!!! We laugh at ourselves and what do you laugh at???

    B.... O....

    Phillip Smyth 🥱🥱🥱🥱

  94. f.... a....

    yes wythenshawe got a mention

  95. e.... r....

    HE MENTIONED MY VILLAGE NAME NO ONE USSALY KNOWS THAT WOW!

  96. J.... S....

    Fuck Shitty City obviously .... R.I.P .... "Glory Glory Man United

  97. R.... a....

    It has an audience though, one that a plague would see right.

    R.... a....

    Ras al Hanout steadyyy

  98. k.... ....

    Write songs and perform them Paul Heaton!!! Come back, we need you!!!

    k.... ....

    Come back? He’s still putting music out!

  99. A.... B....

    This guy is a knacker

  100. V.... H....

    Oh "rain", how boring