Bart Baker - Love Yourself Parody Lyrics






This is a song that I wrote about my ex
Yeah that’s right it’s me, it’s Selena Gomez
Even though we broke up I still want to have sex
No!
Then why the hell are you still here in my bed?
Good question!
This sounds just like an Ed Sheeran song
Cos I’m too busy apologizing to write songs alone so called this red-haired weirdo
Cos he knows how to write a hit
Even though he looks like a drunk troll doll and Rupert Grint
Hooked up and a had a kid
Just said, Ed let’s write a tune it will be fun
And I knew if it was a hit I’d make a ton
So even though he’s kind of a douche
I wrote him this pretty song but he’s so dumb
He got the meaning of it wrong

What do you mean?
I know what it’s about
It’s about learning how to love yourself
Because sometimes
You can’t
Convince your ex to bone you
So you have to love yourself

I need to find myself some privacy
Cos I can’t wait to get back to loving me
Are you serious?
Dude the lyric ‘Love yourself’ doesn’t mean masturbate
Ai yi yi
Mister Bieber!
Oh my God it’s the maid.

Guess I better put my dong away
Now my maid is traumatized so I better give her a big tip
I already got it
Shit now all of my lotions’ gone
And my hand’s dry so I need something to rub my dick with
Hey I’ll check the kitchen

If you’re coming in here you better not be nude
I’m just looking for something I can use as lube
Justin that’s not what this song’s about!
By the way why are you still here in my house?
Good question!
Listen see, this song is about

I’m sorry that I screamed I’ve changed my mind
Mister Bieber show me your ding-a-ling
What the hell
Justin surprise
it’s me
You’re dad, I need more money
Damn what do you feed that thing?
Wow!

Dad please stop staring at my cock and balls
It’s not fair yours is so big mine is so small
Dad that’s really weird
Aren’t you kind of scared of that thing?
No not at all
Oh my god
I think I finally understand this song

Mister Bieber you can have sex with me
Cos then you will not have to love yourself
This moron still does not understand this song’s lyrics
Argh I want to kill myself!
Justin I’ve decided we should get back together I love you and no one else
Selena you’re a bitch and I found someone better so you can go fuck yourself

I finally understand the true meaning of this song
It means you should fall in love with yourself
And in term, be sexually aroused by your own reflection
Hey yo… Dad!
Ya son!
Hand me your lube!
Hell ya. I’ma be here for a while.
I watch! I watch!
God damn it! No, that’s not what this is about, Justin! I can’t take this anymore.
You know what this song is not even about Selena Gomez.
I’m going back to England.
Baby… baby… baby…
Aaaa-chiwawa





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  1. M.... B....

    You can literally hear the autotine

  2. T.... ....

    Did it so well for a Ed Sheeran and Justin Bieber impression alot of auto tune

  3. F.... D....

    When I First Watched This I Fell In Love With This

  4. g.... g....

    I love how maid's voices is different lol

  5. J.... L....

    Why is he Chinese

  6. R.... l....

    Fucks sake, why is that imposter holding the acoustic upside down?! It’s obvious that he is not playing actual chords. Just put the guitar down If you can’t play dipshit

  7. L.... T....

    mister bebe

  8. L.... T....

    dingaling

  9. s.... b....

    What the hack is this

  10. E.... &....

    Bart why did you make Justin bieber to say the F**K yourself at 3:31 to 3:32

  11. E.... &....

    cool one and funny Bart Baker

  12. S.... C....

    Wait he is feeding his that might be the first problem

  13. J.... M....

    Why are his eyes so closed?😂

  14. A.... r....

    What the f was that ???

  15. z.... ....

    O H G O D I M T R A U M I T I Z E D

  16. C.... v....

    You look like and sound like Dondled trump

  17. K.... W....

    Don’t mess with Ed Sheeran

  18. M.... C....

    It’s so crazy the lyrics but the song is better than the original why idk

  19. B.... C....

    2:32 WHAT DID YOU FEED THAT THING?!

  20. v.... 1....

    R.I.P Bart

  21. P.... L....

    Justin are you well....... are you Chinese look at your eyes

  22. L.... Y....

    So Justin Bieber doesn’t have underwear

  23. A.... L....

    😂😂😂😂XD 2020?

  24. B.... A....

    G O O D Q U E S T I O N

  25. r.... j....

    This is the greatest channel I discovered recently

  26. u.... k....

    Hahahahhaaomg how funny it is!! Man you are amazing! Such a cool scriptplay,amazing lyrics, syncing music , great acting.. everything is super duper perfect. Man you are underrated. You deserve moreonet and appreciation. Love you loads dude

  27. A.... R....

    This is so uncomfortable and gross I'm with his this time 😑😶jk all the time

  28. P.... 2....

    2:26 when my teacher gives us homework or Friday

  29. F.... B....

    I hope Justin Bieber saw this

  30. 1.... S....

    MASTERPIECE

  31. z.... g....

    The maid's voice..

  32. d.... ....

    oh really?

  33. P.... s....

    Kill this one really

  34. m.... l....

    Ai yi yi

  35. T.... ....

    Lol I die every time. The rubber ducky noises when he's loving himself LOL

  36. L.... W....

    Ahh a chiwawa

  37. C.... N....

    Introduction.. Same melody as photograph chorus. Photograph chorus, plagarism of matt cardles amazing...ed sheeran perfect.. Introduction plagarism of amazing grace...this parody = absolute crap

  38. �.... ....

    This is si sad that because of someone else's mistake his youtube channel died (you all know who i m talking about, don't you).

  39. M.... I....

    0:36 he really does look like Rupert Grint tho lollll 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  40. I.... M....

    2020 anyone???

  41. v.... t....

    Disgustangbut funny

  42. s.... s....

    irish ed sheeran is gold.

  43. P.... t....

    This is fucking weird

  44. S.... S....

    ‘Mine is so small’





    I guess that’s why Justin’s parents are divorced

  45. A.... L....

    Rupert Grint Sheeran funny 😂

  46. J.... V....

    Whos listing in 2020

  47. 1.... s....

    0:22 and Ed sheeran and him make a song.

  48. A.... K....

    "what the hell" lol funny

  49. S.... M....

    Justin: dad that's really werid
    Me: yeah justin's Dad

  50. V.... M....

    Be sexually aroused with urself😂😂😂😂😂

  51. T.... P....

    Why he is always closing his eyes

  52. J.... S....

    I love the "bunny ears" around wrote

  53. b.... ....

    bruh is justin in on this is was literally complementing his cock for like 4 minutes

  54. K.... J....

    why does everyone love a voice

  55. M.... J....

    God clear my mind this was sick😭

  56. K.... B....

    I watched this when it came out i was 8

  57. S.... P....

    Please do justin bieber boyfriend

  58. P.... C....

    sexually aroused by yourself

  59. O.... A....

    Bart should've saved his career by doing a Yummy parody.

  60. L.... S....

    Ding-a-ling HAHAHA mygad 😂

  61. _.... M....

    BETTER THAN ORIGINAL

  62. B.... S....

    how come when i listen to this song on amazon music, selenas voice is missing?

  63. P.... l....

    Good 😀😀😀😁😁😆😆😂😂🤣🤣😸😹👍👍👍👏👏💋💋💋

  64. G.... F....

    OMG JUSTIN BEIBER YOU SO HOT
    AND YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME
    ALL MY FANS WILL LOVE ME

  65. S.... L....

    I heard about Bart Baker bout 6 years ago and I was young now I’m 12 and now I see how dirty this is 😂

  66. [.... I....

    2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ Who Still Wacthing This....?

  67. g.... r....

    He just doesn't understand the song

  68. C.... M....

    My favorite parody he made

  69. i.... t....

    W H Y D U D E

  70. H.... ....

    I was just listening to the past vevo songs and I get this shit in my recommended ._.

  71. M.... a....

    stop at 0:57

  72. [.... B....

    Bieber, loving yourself dosen't mean masturbate!

  73. B.... D....

    MadTV... the after years lol

  74. K.... O....

    They looked HIGH LIKE IF U THINK THEY WERE HIGH

  75. N.... P....

    i like this part 4:02

  76. P.... U....

    "Damn what do you feed that thing?"
    😂😂😂

    P.... U....

    Selena Gomez XDDDDD

  77. O.... 1....

    I watch! I watch!

  78. R.... B....

    Man i wish i had hair like that

  79. K.... a....

    Why does the dad look like Joey from friends

  80. L.... M....

    WTF lol

  81. N.... w....

    I wonder how hard it was to keep from laughing. I know I would have busted out laughing minutes ago

  82. M.... B....

    2020 Anyone

  83. P.... W....

    *Ayye chiwawa*

  84. T.... T....

    My fave part is when Ed Sheeran goes back to England hints to his song Take me back to London

  85. H.... 7....

    The dancing is the best

  86. b.... c....

    Did anyone notice that 'Ed Sheeran' was holding the guitar upside down? 😱🤣

  87. L.... S....

    Anyone recognize ed is playing guitar with his left hand

  88. G.... 0....

    4:03 I felt like killing myself whst the dad was doing if I done that infrount of him he would slap me silly

  89. G.... 0....

    That maid 😂😂😂😂

  90. S.... M....

    I still don’t know what the song is about

  91. C.... S....

    uhhhhhhh