Bart Baker - Kill 'Em With Kindness Parody Lyrics






When someone tries to throw me shade
I use a spell I learned on
Wizards of Waverly Place
Because I really am a witch
I turn on the niceness
Pretend I like em
They don't realize I am full of shit
I kill em with kindness
Til their body's lifeless
You're dead, you're dead, you're dead now!

When I treat someone kind they always die
But I cannot be charged with a crime
I get away with murder all the time
Yeah, that's right
Instagram haters and Twitter trolls
I direct message them a sweet hello
And when they read it at first they're smiling
But soon they are dying

I don't use violence
I kill em with kindness
It's worse than a kick in the privates
If I feel slighted
You should be frightened
Cos I'll explode your head now

Selena Gomez, she must be stopped!
Her evil power it must be blocked!
That kind of sweetness, who could resist it?
This Canadian!
Hey, Justin Bieber, your country needs ya
To stop your ex girlfriend Selena
You're numb and jaded from female attention
Her spell will not affect you

Yo what's up Selena?
Oh my god Justin what are you doing here?
Yo Selena you know your music sucks and you got big nasty feet?
What did you say?
He said your music blows and you are like hmm, hmm girlfriend.
And he's hating on you.
Well that's okay like I don't mind the hate and I just love you Justin.
I love everything about you and your hair and you're so amazing.
You talking right now?
I'm – I – I really love your shoes Justin.
Would you shut up?
I don't understand – I – I – I just want to be kind.
I just want to be kind Justin. I…
Yes, bingo.
Our work here is done.
Now we're going to deport your lily-white supple yet firm ass back to Canada.
Wait hey that wasn't part of the deal eh…





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  1. H.... 7....

    My friend when I’m fighting with him: no one could be more arrogant than u right now
    Me: THIS CANADIAN

  2. L.... M....

    yo alex is fine asf as a girl

  3. A.... M....

    2:04 is my favourite part of this video and Hey Justin Bieber 😅😂🤣 More like Hey Yesung Bieber 😅😂🤣

  4. D.... e....

    I like the part when Bieber deafeted Selena Gomez

  5. 1.... G....

    Kill em with kindness?
    Hell no dis ain't the real deal there ain't no compliment

  6. G.... R....

    Is it just me or is it that Bart makes all of Taylor’s squad evil lol 😂

  7. l.... m....

    I hope Bart is seeing how many times I clicked liked on his videos if so sup Bart keep doing what ur doing please

  8. 6.... ....

    I wish i actually could kill people with kindness😊

  9. �.... ....

    9月だったら、肩おかしでも違和感なしですねェ〜

  10. E.... C....

    i loe the officers, they deported him back to canda in the end

  11. J.... ....

    Oh my god Justin what are you doing here?
    Yo Selena you know your music sucks, and you got big nasty feet!
    What did you say?
    He said your music blows and you’re like mmh mmh girlfriend
    And he’s hating on you
    We’ll that’s ok like I don’t mind the hate and I - I just love you Justin I love everything about you and your hair and you’re so amazing!
    Are you talking rn?
    Um, I, uh, I really love your shoes Justin!
    Would you stfu?
    I don’t understand I - I just wanNa be kInd I just wanna be kInd JustIn I wou- wo- w- w- w- w-
    I- Agh- Aghh- AAA HGH

  12. J.... ....

    2:50 lol me talking to my crush

  13. V.... B....

    Does anybody else think these parodies r better than the real song?????? Or is it just me🤔

  14. E.... S....

    Plot twist: *SELENA IS A WITCH IN REAL LIFE.*

  15. M.... 1....

    i just w-wanna be kind justin i w-w-w-w-w

  16. M.... A....

    OMG ITS THE OLD GUYS FROM THE OLD PARODIES THE ONES THAT WERE MESSED UP AF

  17. M.... F....

    YOUR DEAD


    YOUR DEAD



    YOUR DEAD NOW 😂👏🏻!!



    can i get that on a t-shirt ?

  18. I.... J....

    Why do I have to keep reminding myself that he’s a male

  19. S.... O....

    The voice of the girls whos singing is better than real Selena Gómez

  20. C.... M....

    The face of Justin 😂😂😂

  21. J.... K....

    1:10 is that Anna Kendrick

  22. N.... R....

    This is why Im suspicious of everyone who is nice to me. And then deck them, your not killing me with kindness!!

  23. D.... M....

    Lol love it!!!

  24. M.... F....

    2020 anyone

  25. ?.... ....

    Am i the only one who finds the whistle part catchy?

  26. I.... ....

    Does anyone remember the Taylor Swift parody’s?

  27. M.... H....

    𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚗𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚢, 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗

  28. M.... J....

    I guess Bart baker took it too seriously 😂

  29. �.... ....

    セレーナちゃんに報告しときますよォ〜

  30. C.... B....

    Young sibling: *steals my phone*

    Me: your dead your dead now

  31. A.... K....

    Hold up yall...

    Alex is literally playing Alex lol

  32. N.... F....

    Oh no I'm 11

  33. u.... l....

    "your dead,your dead,your dead now!" 😂😂😂😂😂

    u.... l....

    Thought I was the only one😂

  34. E.... R....

    When her voice sounds better than Selena

  35. A.... A....

    I like the old mans voice not gonna lie

  36. H.... 1....

    1:14 1:56 got me 😂 alex really is a selena

  37. c.... i....

    0:50 I like how the guy in the back just doesn’t care about the girl .......... literally she is DEAD

  38. y.... �....

    0:11 the girl kind of looks like Nancy (Stranger things talk)

  39. K.... D....

    3:00 who's car isn't starting?

  40. C.... N....

    Your ugly no offense tho SELENA :/
    Also:

    You say:SELENA :witch
    Taylor:devil
    Really

  41. A.... a....

    You should you and Bart Baker do lose you to love me by Selena

  42. C.... -....

    I love the music

  43. H.... D....

    BURN THE WITCH...

  44. F.... B....

    i love your videos make more love you

  45. F.... 2....

    What happens when she actually means to be nice to them? Does she still kill without wanting it to happen

  46. A.... M....

    Worse than kick in with private

  47. D.... O....

    😅🤣😂

  48. m.... c....

    Lol ex girlfriend

  49. C.... I....

    Wait woah a se



    Is it me or I saw A policemen that look like Donald Trump in the left side XD

  50. K.... R....

    This video got real dark, real quick 😂😂

  51. E.... m....

    😭 Fun /

  52. K.... W....

    Justin Bebier can resist her kindness? Oml

  53. E.... ....

    *THE FBI CIA NSA AND US MILITARY ALONG WITH THE SOUTH KOREAN ALONG WITH THE NORTH KOREAN GOVERMEMT WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

  54. L.... J....

    It's better than the original One 🤣

  55. O.... ....

    That amazing voice though

  56. z.... a....

    Dont make fun of her

  57. �.... �....

    😂😂😂😂👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

  58. L.... ....

    "Are you talking right now?" So rude 😂🤣

  59. M.... R....

    Lol wtf XD

  60. S.... T....

    she has got a death spell,
    light wants to know her location.

  61. S.... S....

    Worst song
    Selena Gomez ❤️

  62. F.... N....

    When I was younger I really thought that was him singing that song I just noticed that he was lip singing

  63. i.... -....

    😂😂😂

  64. J.... A....

    Alex is more pretty than me

  65. A.... C....

    This was the must funiest shit ever

  66. e.... z....

    I ❤ Alex so hard he always makes me laugh 🤣🤣 And at the line "kick in the privates" he covers his privates so they dont fall out his dress like a gentleman 😂

  67. I.... n....

    **Selena gets boyfriend**Selena: **gives flowers**Boyfriend: **NOW THIS IS AN AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT**

  68. x.... c....

    CRiiinngeee.... is this sopposed to be funny

  69. J.... T....

    I wish I had that power :)

  70. W.... A....

    So Taylor is Satan and Selena is a Witch...








    *seems accurate*

  71. V.... C....

    Kick in the private 😂lol go ahead now😂

  72. A.... L....

    The title says kill them with kindnest and this happens just get justin

    Edit:i like the face justin makes

  73. G.... P....

    .எல்லாம் இயேசுவே.

  74. S.... 2....

    I kinda feel bad for the guy in the glasses ( the one Selena gave the teddy bear to )

  75. J.... S....

    Kill em with Kindness more like kill em with madness 😂

    J.... S....

    True 😂

  76. D.... A....

    This pretty much predicted poppy

  77. M.... M....

    I miss Bart Baker 😭 videos.

  78. L.... s....

    Omg the voice

  79. J.... S....

    Ummmmm I’m kinda going to have nightmares tonight I’m scared 😱





    Please give me some likes please

  80. G.... ....

    🦋 Bruh I am low-key crying even tho it been a while 🦋

  81. G.... B....

    SCP-7832 "The Witch"
    Object Class: Keter
    Can kill any humanoid figure with kindness. Used to terminate other SCP's.

  82. C.... W....

    Alex always overdoes it with the lip syncing. I know this is a parody and it's meant to be over dramatic, but it's too much.

  83. S.... S....

    You are the best!😃😄
    I am from Bulgaria,but i know English and i like your videos.
    Do more

  84. S.... C....

    How I would kill someone:

  85. B.... 1....

    0:30 look at his hand

  86. P.... L....

    This is wonderful

  87. B.... p....

    i love this song

  88. J.... S....

    This song reminds me of the Bird box song.

  89. A.... W....

    The second general has an amazing voice tho

  90. D.... U....

    Love u bart Baker........

  91. R.... N....

    1:40 Is this girl suppose to be Hailey?
    Bart is a genius

  92. J.... H....

    He’s a pretty funny lookin girl lmao

  93. z.... m....

    1:51 [That general is using work "kind" when describing Selena's power] her power isn't evil, she kills everyone with kindness

  94. R.... t....

    Lol this is funny and wired at the same time

  95. C.... S....

    Haha lol lol