Bart Baker - Finesse Parody Lyrics






Beats on snore, rap skills are average
But somehow I changed the game
I'm the new Bronx Nicki plastic ass and titties
But inside I'm real not fake (No Barbie!)
I'm the most successful stripper since Britney Spears
I'm proof that charm more important than bars
Ya girl went from Bodak with a man voice like Ja Rule
To this cheese throwback yup straight up Paula Abdul like ayyyy
Strike a corny pose like ayyyy
Now let's both pretend to paint, to paint
Bruno this old school throwback schtick is getting lame
Owwww!

Ooooh I have mild Alzheimers
That's why my music style is decades off
Yea had to hire Cardi to cover
The fact that this track's like all my other songs

Oh is it 2002 or 1988?
I have no frickin clue
Someone please fix my brain
Bill Clinton for president
It's 2018 snap out of it!
Bruno you've lost your mind
That's right!

This "In Living Color" concept
It don't make no sense
It's just a desperate attempt
To be nostalgic
Dressed like a hip hop Zack Morris
It don't make no sense
My hair's a Screech Powers mess
Look like the dwarf Fresh Prince

This throwback BS has gone on way too damn long
Bruno I bought doctors to help (Ayy)
Mr. Mars what's going on?
Where's all this pain from?
Why are you stuck in the past?
Whatever do you mean?
Bruno stop it please!
Look right here dude is today's date
What is that, a small TV?
This must be a dream!
Wow!

Have you heard of the internet?
You all should invest
Ooh, that's my beeper just one sec
Please docs fix this now!
Dude Boyz II Men's the frickin best!
Just got their cassette!
This is worse than I could expect
We must make his mind current!

I'm drippin' in finesse like water
Pipe slippin' in the jet with yo daughter
Ya boy Lil Bruno he a baller
Pop 4 xanny then eat lobster
So much finesse it don't make sense
Keep a lean IV by my bed
I keep a gun strapped for the feds
Pop 35 xanny go dead

Yikes, we really fucked this one up, didn't we?
What are you talking about Doc? That shit is hot!





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  1. C.... G....

    The ending made me wanna hide away forever.....

  2. H.... -....

    The person who played Cardi B did it so well

  3. B.... M....

    No lie dude play Bruno looks better than him I’m opinion

  4. A.... s....

    Bruno got bars no cap

  5. T.... A....

    Watching this as the decade ends today 😔

  6. a.... ....

    Wong words if its wong coment down

  7. F.... P....

    This is shit cos the 90s were actually good

  8. �.... ....

    Dangmattsmith should've been Bruno!

  9. B.... W....

    The killed him

  10. J.... A....

    Omgg Bart come back to Youtube :(

  11. K.... S....

    Damnit Bruno Mars

  12. T.... A....

    Cardi B actress KILLED IT

  13. H.... A....

    Lil Bruno lmao

  14. S.... t....

    When the doctor said “Why are you stuck in the past?”, I felt that.

  15. S.... W....

    I still love Bruno though... his sexy ass

  16. S.... T....

    Whoever bust out with them rhymes at the end needs to be a serious rapper 🤤

  17. N.... C....

    Are you ever gonna make a parody I've been watching these since day 1 and I'm only 14 what the h***

  18. s.... s....

    Am I the only one that liked the old Bruno better?
    (He was adorable 😍 )

  19. K.... F....

    Did anyone notice hola soy german

  20. m.... d....

    But.... I like boys 2 men 😅

  21. D.... Q....

    All his parody is with a doctor

  22. A.... W....

    Lil Bruno!!!!!!!

  23. c.... A....

    Puberty Be Like-

  24. A.... T....

    Awesome video but don't smoke guys it is bad.....

  25. W.... ....

    Me: Mom can I see Liza Koshy?


    Mom: No, we have Liza Koshy at home.


    Liza Koshy at home: 1:04

  26. T.... L....

    Whoever played cardi b looks just like the real cardi.

  27. a.... k....

    Ew not cool😂😂

  28. R.... P....

    The last good parody he ever made

  29. k.... G....

    German and Lele!!🙉😂

  30. R.... W....

    The guy that played Bruno low-key fineeee

  31. �.... ....

    誰なんだオメェらはァ〜

  32. s.... t....

    2019 anyone?

  33. C.... L....

    For a second I thought it was a 2002 song

  34. s.... i....

    is that german???

  35. I.... W....

    1:04 LIZA KOSHY THAT YOUU???

  36. C.... &....

    Nah. We need more Lil Bruno

  37. I.... ....

    German xddd

  38. T.... L....

    This Parody is Better Than The The Real Song

  39. B.... R....

    I love the stories you tell

  40. R.... r....

    Is this 2002 or 1988 well I have no frickin clue that is so funny!

  41. M.... K....

    fuck you bart beker

  42. E.... T....

    stop Fake Bruno Give Bart his glasses back

  43. E.... T....

    Lil Bruno What the hell

  44. E.... T....

    Bart kicked him out haha Thanks so much Lil Bart Baker klorxxx

  45. E.... T....

    Haha who kicked him out I love Bart more

  46. S.... N....

    Does anyone wonder where they get the exact clothes




    That’s neat

  47. m.... ....

    “lil bruno”?! 🤦‍♀️

  48. C.... O....

    This song gives me mixed emotions

  49. S.... C....

    boomers be like

  50. O.... W....

    #LivingInColor :P

  51. f.... a....

    Am I the only who thinks lil bruno was kinda fire?

  52. l.... e....

    Blackface?!

  53. D.... P....

    To be honest, I never really liked Bart Baker parodies because they seemed very rude and offensive to the real artists of the song.

  54. T.... r....

    me when i saw this "YES"

    T.... r....

    Yep to bad he sold out

  55. I.... O....

    Sounds like lil pump

  56. R.... k....

    0:47 why when he says “my other songs” it sounds a lot like *Alex wasabi*🤔

  57. c.... m....

    HOLD ON, HOLASOYGERMAN APPEARS IN THE VIDEO?!?

  58. R.... G....

    Wow they made the parody more lyrical then the actual song

  59. A.... A....

    _German Garmendia ajajajja ♥️_

  60. B.... ....

    This needed more attention 😭🔥

  61. j.... r....

    Germaaaaaan!!!!

  62. r.... ....

    I mean it’s super good but It would’ve been better if u put the dark light


    Yes I know they would get copyrighted

  63. X.... D....

    who got an In living color vibe?

  64. M.... A....

    hahah the rap song damn thats literally all rap songs nowadays

  65. D.... ....

    That rap part is actually fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  66. P.... J....

    More videoooooooooss

  67. D.... L....

    The guy who played bruno looked just like him

  68. C.... ....

    Ok not gonna lie but that rap song was fire 🔥🔥🔥✌️

  69. M.... ....

    HAHAHA this is the best song 😂

  70. R.... L....

    0:26 im dead

  71. M.... H....

    JuegaGerman y Lenay????!!!

  72. A.... M....

    Why does fake Bruno Mars look like he is 17

  73. S.... W....

    Ok, ok I like this one 🤣

  74. S.... N....

    Watching all the ads for you bro. Hope you get to receive these $ in China 😭 please don’t tell me you aren’t here anymoreee

  75. S.... N....

    Dam those edit!

  76. S.... N....

    THIS IS TOO GOOD!!!

  77. S.... N....

    O damn! Can’t believe that YouTube didn’t put this in my suggestion when I am subbed!!!!!!

  78. S.... A....

    At the end the kid was cute

  79. D.... m....

    volve cabron volve! back bart

  80. J.... D....

    No mames, es German y Lenay!!

  81. U.... d....

    Averange is maths yay

  82. L.... B....

    LA PUTS QUE LO PARIO . QUE HACE GERMAN AHI ? ESCUPI LA GALLETA QUE ESTABA POR COMER LITERAL

  83. B.... A....

    Were Bruno trap song

  84. A.... K....

    Oh pls Bart pls come back :( we miss you:( come back to be who you are

  85. e.... r....

    what happened to him omg

  86. C.... B....

    Keep thinking about how she rhymed SPEARS with BARS

  87. j.... c....

    0:50-0:57

    *It really do be like that sometimes*

  88. S.... T....

    Bruno you've lost your mind


    *"That's right :3"*
    joshua u r adorable

  89. M.... J....

    2:13 I thought it was a only dream


    By the way have you seen a gun I need that for a friend

  90. C.... I....

    That cutie be looking like Bruno

  91. L.... F....

    Uhh anyone know what year it is?

  92. M.... J....

    Bruno having mild alzheimers in this video is useful



    *WHO KNEW*

  93. X.... a....

    Very silly

  94. C.... J....

    In 1:04 I just realized it was a girl 🤣😅

  95. i.... T....

    I have mild alzhimers 😂😂

  96. L.... 0....

    2:15 my brother with coke and lollipops

  97. P.... ....

    It's sounds like Bruno Mars is played by Bart Baker XD

  98. B.... B....

    I LOVE THIS SONG - SORRY BRUNO & CARDI!! Hope you guys like this one - one of my favorite endings ever - who wants a FULL Lil Bruno Music Video? Don't forget to share and like! Love you guys!

    -Bart

    B.... B....

    Lil bruno and also FINAL COMMENT!