Barenaked Ladies - Bank Job Lyrics






It was an upset in two minutes flat
We were back on the freeway, foot to the mat
I can't understand it; we had it down pat
It's very upsetting, could we leave it at that?
We all had positions; we each had a role
We'd over-rehearsed it; we had full control
They can't teach you acting, it's there in your soul
It's the same with a bank job, and each thing we stole

So I don't need attitude
Cause you knew just what to do
We all did our best now
We all need to rest now
Leave me alone
Wait by the phone

I was the driver; you ran the show
You had the last word, the go or no go
I knew every laneway in Ontario
But it's not what you're sure of, it's what you don't know
It should have been filled with the usual ones
Throwing their cash into mutual funds
We all had our ski masks and sawed-off shotguns
But how do you plan for a bank full of nuns?

Well, I guess we panicked - we all have taboos
And they were like zebras; they had us confused
We should be in condos with oceanfront views
Instead we're most-wanted on the six o'clock news

So I don't need attitude
Cause you knew just what to do
We all did our best now
We all need to rest now
Leave me alone
And wait by the phone

Inside the police car you tried to explain
your crisis of conscience; the voice in your brain
And now that the whole thing has gone down the drain
I think we all know who should shoulder the blame
Cause you made a choice there, almost sublime
I'm all for compassion, just not on my dime
You looked like an amateur, and that's the real crime
So I'll take a walk now, and you do the time

And I don't need attitude
Cause you knew just what to do
We all did our best now
We all need to rest now
Leave me alone
There's no need to phone

We all did our best now
We all need to rest now
Leave me alone
We all did our best now
We all need to rest now
Leave me alone
Leave me alone





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  1. F.... A....

    Love this song

  2. S.... ....

    sounds like my name s jonas

  3. R.... C....

    This song is about Canada, they don't have bank robberies in Canada.

    R.... C....

    They had one, but it was foiled by nuns

  4. A.... S....

    When I see Zebras my first instinct is to go "Pew-pew"

  5. R.... H....

    looks like 22 people botched their bank jobs

  6. I.... T....

    A criminally underrated song by a nakedly emotional band. Both puns were intended, your honor...

  7. Z.... O....

    in find the last few seconds calming

  8. Y.... J....

    How they sing it makes it sound serious, but if you lesen to the lyrics it is funny.Such a good song!!!

  9. G.... S....

    I love this song!~ ❤

  10. m.... g....

    big Bang will end next year and this song will have a major part in the Finale...lets wait and see who will answer the phone??????

  11. m.... g....

    Well dont be a amateur......Leave me alone.

  12. R.... ....

    Always gets me thinking of GTAV.

  13. B.... B....

    William Capon's words hold much truth

  14. D.... M....

    Here cause of joeyleddzdippin94

  15. W.... C....

    This song is a summary of every heist attempted with 12 year olds in GTA online.

    W.... C....

    William Capon damn

  16. D.... U....

    who came here cause of joeyleddzdipping94

    D.... U....

    me lmao his cover was amazing

  17. N.... B....

    ooo, I like the cover art

  18. T.... R....

    This song makes me think of the Fake AH Crew

    T.... R....

    holy crap that's good

  19. g.... m....

    so joeyleddzdippin94 did a cover on this song, and I think it was better than the original..

    g.... m....

    +Tyler Bueno Music true. true. I did hear Joey Leddz version first. but I do really like this but Joey Leddz has more of a how do I say it. there's a different type of tone to it..

    g.... m....

    +godXofXhonorX mike I agree. he brought his own to the song.

    g.... m....

    +godXofXhonorX mike that version sounds like its half autotuned. And his voice sounds so monotone for the rest of it, like he's bored or something.

    g.... m....

    Holy shit he sounds terrible

  20. F.... ....

    the lyrics are just gold

    these guys never fail to sing about goofy stuff just because it's there

  21. R.... S....

    And it was only then, that the robbers realized it was actually a church.

    R.... S....

    Ryan Sergas LOL

    R.... S....

    Get me the collection plate.

    R.... S....

    sometimes the church is a bank.

    R.... S....

    Wait is that really what happened? It was a church?

  22. K.... ....

    Something about this song really captivates me, this and Four Seconds are my favorite songs by BL.

  23. M.... A....

    Not on my dime

  24. P.... ....

    Was wondering where this song came from. I initially just heard the bathroom sessions one

  25. H.... H....

    ^ The song to listen to after a round of Payday 2 with friends after a botched bank job.

    H.... H....

    lol same

  26. M.... o....

    I wanted this to be the ending song to GTAV.

    M.... o....

    It even mentions Ontario! How could they not...

    M.... o....

    Wow... A fucking great idea in the YouTube comments. Idk how to feel

    M.... o....

    Had this in my head since I rounded out RDR2 chapter 4, guess rockstar's heroes have a proud history of piss-poor luck robbing banks

  27. P.... B....

    Shotguns

  28. P.... B....

    Shotguns

  29. B.... ....

    How many are left?
    Nun.

  30. J.... R....

    You send a vampire in first. Then there won't be any nuns left by the time you go in to rob the bank.

  31. P.... M....

    Anyone else think of Payday becuase of this song?

  32. n.... n....

    i love this song :) its a good reminder that best is best and sometimes no matter how hard you try and plan things just dont work out

  33. C.... Q....

    What've you done! All the comments are answers to this now.

  34. C.... Q....

    So I don't need attitude
    Cause you knew just what to do
    We all did our best now
    We all need to rest now
    Leave me alone
    Wait by the phone

    I was the driver; you ran the show
    You had the last word, the go or no go
    I knew every laneway in Ontario
    But it's not what you're sure of, it's what you don't know
    It should have been filled with the usual ones
    Throwing their cash into mutual funds
    We all had our ski masks and sawed-off shotguns
    But how do you plan for a bank full of nuns?

  35. C.... Q....

    And I don't need attitude
    Cause you knew just what to do
    We all did our best now
    We all need to rest now
    Leave me alone
    There's no need to phone

    We all did our best now
    We all need to rest now
    Leave me alone
    We all did our best now
    We all need to rest now
    Leave me alone
    Leave me alone

    You're all very welcome for my comments telling the lyrics.

  36. C.... Q....

    Well, I guess we panicked - we all have taboos
    And they were like zebras; they had us confused
    We should be in condos with oceanfront views
    Instead we're most-wanted on the six o'clock news

    So I don't need attitude
    Cause you knew just what to do
    We all did our best now
    We all need to rest now
    Leave me alone
    And wait by the phone

  37. C.... Q....

    It was an upset in two minutes flat
    We were back on the freeway, foot to the mat
    I can't understand it; we had it down pat
    It's very upsetting, could we leave it at that?
    We all had positions; we each had a role
    We'd over-rehearsed it; we had full control
    They can't teach you acting, it's there in your soul
    It's the same with a bank job, and each thing we stole





  38. E.... B....

    No they haven't, Page just left. They started recording a new album last week.

  39. x.... ....

    Bring a Crucifix to distract them

  40. x.... ....

    Bring a Crucifix to distract them

  41. c.... ....

    they've broken up :(

  42. H.... ....

    Accesory.

    They drop his name, he can get busted real quick. So your fool-proof plan has a flaw in it whether he's caught calling or not.

  43. H.... ....

    Carefully.

  44. k.... c....

    Holy Water

  45. s.... ....

    shoot um.

  46. H.... ....

    Molotovs

  47. j.... m....

    oh. i remember. thse times

  48. g.... ....

    @KentlyCantlie He would only call to call off the job. So no calling would mean the job is on, and if he called it wouldn't matter what he said. The number he calls could be a disposable phone, it could be a "wrong number," and the phone he calls with needs to be legitimate (his everyday phone, because he isn't using it for anything suspicious and having a disposable untraceable phone when a bank is robbed could be suspicious). So it wouldn't matter if he was caught.

  49. g.... ....

    @Jmblinn13 By going in and scouting out the bank about 20 minutes ahead of time. This would be best by having a third person that appears normal, to go in to withdraw money from their account, and have them call in case there's a reason to call the job off. otherwise it's green for go, and he would get robbed just like everyone else. The trouble with this is he has done nothing that could be proved to be illegal, so he could turn the others in without any problems.

  50. J.... B....

    How DO you prepare for a bank full of Nuns?!

  51. A.... ....

    H3h3h3 I love the idea of this song.
    A bank job. And getting arrested and being wanted.
    Great.

  52. K.... ....

    love this song