Bad Meets Evil - Vegas Lyrics
[Verse 1 - Eminem:]
Got a shitty grin, bitch show me them itty-bitty titties again
We're in Sin City, since when did we begin to get addicted to dope
Diggity, bitch, you need to run and go get your friggidy-friends
I'm looking at your bum-stickidy-bum hun
Don't act wigidy-wack, you can get the figidy-finger, the middle
You little dizzy bitch, sit spiggidy spin
Got a 6 o' clock craving, stop get Ciroc
It's about to be an unbelievable night
I call it surreal, Sir Mix a Lot tape in
Hit the spot, spot my next victim up
Picky like I missed a spot shaving
Came to sip vodka, shit yeah, that little chick is hot but if she got rabies
I wouldn't give the bitch a shot, I poke her in the rear
But I bet if I lick her, she'll try to chase me (Haha)
If not then trick piss off you snobby little pig snot nose
You think you're hot shit cause you're in heat
Well, bitch, if you're solar
Then I'm your polar opposite dog cause I'm colder than popsicle sticks, poppin' shit
Talkin' it, walkin' it, spit rocks
Then my sick thoughts are about to lick shots
Like this shit's hopping, and drip-dropping in chocolate-ly whip-topping
So whether you're Hip Hop, Slipknot, Big, Pac
Kid Rock, Kris Kross, Rick Ross, you'll dig this
If not then kick rocks in flip flops
And I produced the track
So you don't have to ask who it is when this shit knocks (TURN UP!)
So bring clairvoyance to this bangin and I'm a keep on saying
All the shit I should be hung for, and probably killed for saying
And I probably will, but not until the day I pop a pill again
Like chopping 'til I'm dropping, still if that don't do the job of killing Shady, then the karma will, insane him
I'm as brainy Mohammad until the Parkinson's done eat away my brain
And made me Robin Williams crazy
Or I end up with dementia, but you rocking with a sadist
So you can say this, but if the thought is entertaining
I ain't stopping to explain it
Oh my God, for real man, not again I'm shaking
But before I tie a rope around this nob
If they don't like it, got a knob they can slob on until it's-
Wait I just forgot what I was thinking...
What's it called again? I'm blanking
Something about the balls between my legs and I think I can feel it dangling, it's throbbing and it's veiny
Wait I think I got it, okay bitch I got you, Robin Williams hanging
Let's Go hang in the lobby unless you came to slob me
Come on kemosabe
It's past time, like your favorite hobby
Cause if the way that I spit shit remains on my dick then she grab me by the nuts and tried to take my sausage as a hostage
Ain't it obvious? Pretty much a no brainer, or should I say Cobainer?
That she's plain addicted to my dick like Lorena Bobbit
Got a wean her off it, weiner off it like she took my fucking penis, chopped it, and stuck it up between her armpits
And she begun to swing a crumpet knife and paint the carpet, at least that's what her train of thought is
Cause I came, saw, conquered, hit it, quit it, and made up a plane of bonkers
And I always end up giving these bitches some complex
And I don't mean apartment
So spread your feet apart
And let me see you do some yoga stretches, splits
Now grab this Cuisinart
And make me breakfast, bitch, that's a prerequisite
And that's just to get in this bedroom, bitch
Walked up to that Ke$ha chick (what up?)
Said my names Booger, wanna catch a flick?
I'll even let you pick, make her fetch a stick
Bet you if you get this old dog these new tricks
To get familiar with I'll learn extra quick
Kick a pregnant bitch, oops, I guess the shit
Took an unexpected twist like the neck of the freaking exorcist
Bitch, I said that this mask ain't for hockey
Hate Versace, Versace, I got Münchhausen by proxy
I'm making you sick, don't pretend you can't hear me
You deaf, girl, I said you was foxy
I'll tell a bitch like Bizarre
Bitch, shut the fuck up and get in my car
And suck my fucking dick while I take a shit
And I think with my dick so come blow my mind
And it tastes like humble pie
So swallow my pride, you're lucky just to follow my ride
If I let you run alongside the Humvee
Unless you're Nicki, grab you by the wrist, let's skeet
So what's it gon' be? Put that shit away Iggy
You gon' blow that rape whistle on me
(Scream!) I love it
'Fore I get lost with the gettin' off
Like this is our exit, now let's hit the highway and try not to get lost
'Till we get to Las Vegas
[Bridge - Eminem:]
(Party, do it 'till tomorrow)
Vegas
'Till we get to Las Vegas
(Party, do it 'till tomorrow)
Vegas
'Till we get to Las Vegas
(Party, do it 'till tomorrow)
Vegas
'Till we get to Las Vegas
(Party, do it 'till tomorrow)
Vegas
[Chorus - Eminem:]
Whatever happens here, stays here
So let's go all the way dear
Til we get to Las Vegas
[Verse 2 - Royce da 5'9:]
Whatever happens in my room, it stays in my room like movie night like cable
Treat every women in my stable like flavors
Looking like she kryptonite and I get weak after like 7 days
In 7 nights in the days Inn it's our Vegas
We roll in circles in packs... we the lifesavers
She got a boyfriend, I got a toy then
I'll bring her with me when I show up to her crib waving
And I ain't tryna be the nice neighbor
I'm so Jay Electronic, I'm cut like I'm all out of razors
And all I got is a gun left with a bayonet on it
Next ho froze and it look like I walked in to a jewelry store
With a about a million dollars with your mama
And sat down n did the ALS challenge, haaaan
I stole that adlib from French, Bad & Evil back at it again
About to get my back tatted again
About to get a pic of a backstabber with an axe in his hand
Sitting on a bike in the sand
If you ain't been through nothing
Then that shouldn't mean nothing to you like lice on a gram
If she current I keep her pussy purring like the pipes on a Lam
Weed got her so chinky eyed
Look like she been getting high on a flight to Japan
I keep my jewelry on while I'm fucking
Sound like I'm shaking up dice in a can
Listen, though this ain't Christmas I make you my ex miss
If this is my passion
I learn to give those who don't appreciate my presence
The gift of my absence
I don't know who you been listening to
Got me fucked up like Pookie in the chicken coop
Bitch, I don't give a two shits
Bitch, get the fuck out of my face
To make a long story short, I don't really gotta stand there
And listen to you while you throw a silly tantrum
Even though I have an affinity for witty banter
Starting to feel like foulplay like Billy Laimbeer
Hold up, she misunderstood me
I said take parvour four
Thought I said the wraith had four doors
I knock a nigga face off
Give him the bottom of the nine like a baseball scoreboard (whatever...)
I leave the club with my tab still open
Won't even get a cab for you and your friend
The only fear I have is of loathing
And I won't even kick in 'till we get to Las Vegas
[Bridge]
[Chorus]
Other Lyrics by Artist
- Bad Meets Evil - Welcome 2 Hell
- Bad Meets Evil - Scary Movies
- Bad Meets Evil - Raw
- Bad Meets Evil - Nuttin' To Do
- Bad Meets Evil - All I Think About
- Bad Meets Evil - Echo
- Bad Meets Evil - Living Proof
- Bad Meets Evil - Loud Noises
- Bad Meets Evil - Take From Me
- Bad Meets Evil - Lighters
- Bad Meets Evil - A Kiss
- Bad Meets Evil - I'm On Everything
- Bad Meets Evil - Above The Law
- Bad Meets Evil - The Reunion
- Bad Meets Evil - Fast Lane
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Bad Meets Evil Vegas Comments
Came for Eminem,
Stayed for Royce.
why are Em and Royce featured on their own song
best manmade video EVER!
No disrespect. Just love these edits
Bad Guys Always Die would not be a terrible idea either. I'm just spit-balling here, tight-wad.
"And I produced the track so you don't have to ask who produced it."
Fetch revenge of the nerds on DVD and tie the rope around that knob already with a merciless and brutally-scenic edit of groundhogs day. "Cut off his oxygen slim
Snot forgin' like c***suckers and rocks in the wind... Competitors fall at my waist... Now wish you pink birds, ooh no more drippin' in bird s***,
This songs a self empowerment surgeon
Words of encouragement but discourage any rappers the rap games God
But the name's not James Todd, I'm just a wordsmith
So let these words lift
'Cause all I got is bars for you dumbbells
And doors ain't working out"
Die Alone, Kim, 97 Bonnie and Clyde, Twisted, Right for Me, Kill for You
Where is the cut with Katy Perry Swish Swish
Fan-made? Are u kidding me? Seriously, I'm asking. Be honest.
😂😂diss Iggy azalea 😂😉
keep muh jewelry on while I'm fuckin/sounds like I'm shakin' dice in a can! LMAO!! OG SHIT!!
2019 yep yep
Got a shit-eatin' grin
Bitch, show me them itty-bitty titties again
We're in Sin City
Since when did we begin to get 'dicted to dope
Diggity, bitch, you need to run and go get your frigity-friends
I'm looking at your bum-stickity-bum, hun
The mickity mack's bickity back, don't act wickity-wack
And you can get the fickity-finger, the middle
You little dizzy bitch, eatin' spaghetti again
Got a 6 o'clock craving, stop, get Ciroc
It's 'bout to be an unbelievable night
I called it surreal, Sir Mix-a-Lot tape in
Hit the spot, spot my next victim
I'm picky like I missed a spot shavin'
Came to sip vodka, shit
Yeah, that little chick is hot but if she got rabies
I wouldn't give the bitch a shot, I'd poke her in the rear
But I bet if I licked her, she'd try to chase me (Ha-ha)
What are you, pit, rott, mixed?
Or you just got fixed, well, shit, then, let's lip-lock
If not then, chicks, piss off, you snobby little pig snot nose
You think you're hot shit cause you're in heat
Well, bitch, if you're solar, then I'm your polar opposite, dog
Cause I'm colder than popsicle sticks, poppin' shit
Talkin' it, walkin' it, spit boxin'
My sick thoughts are 'bout to lick shots, like this shit's hoppin'
And drip-droppin' in chocolatey whip-toppin'
So whether you're hip-hop, Slipknot, B.I.G., Pac
Kid Rock, Kris Kross, Rick Ross, you'll dig this
If not then kick rocks in flip flops
And I produced the track
So you don't have to ask who it is when this shit knocks (Turn up!)
So bring clairvoyance to this bangin and I'mma keep on saying
All the shit I should be hung for, and probably killed for saying
And I probably will, but not until the day I pop a pill again
Like chopping 'til I'm dropping, still if that don't
Do the job of killing Shady, then the karma will
They saying I must bring it as Mohammad
Until the Parkinson's done eat away my brain
And made me Robin Williams crazy
Or I end up with dementia, but you rocking with a sadist
Hate to say this, but if the thought is entertaining
I ain't stopping till be sprayed it
Oh my god, for real man, not again I'm shaking
But before I tie a rope around this nob
If they don't like it, got a knob that they can slob on until
Wait I just forgot what I was thinking
What's it called again? I'm blanking
The thing above the balls between my legs and I think
I can feel it dangling, it's throbbing and it's veiny
Wait I think I got it, okay bitch I got you, Robin Williams hanging
Go hang in the lobby unless you came to slob me
Come on kemosabe
It's past time, like your favorite hobby
Cause if the way that I spit shit remains on my dick
then she grab me by the nuts and tried to take my sausage as a hostage
Ain't it obvious? Pretty much a no brainer, or should I say Cobainer?
That she's plain addicted to my dick like Lorena Bobbit
Got a wean her off it, weiner off it like she took my fucking penis
chopped it, and stuck it up between her armpits
And she begun to swing a crumpet knife and paint the carpet
at least that's what her train of thought is
Cause I came, saw, conquered, hit it
quit it, and made up a plane of bonkers
And I always end up giving these bitches some complex
And I don't mean apartment
So spread your feet apart
And let me see you do some yoga stretches, splits
Now grab this Cuisinart
And make me breakfast, bitch, that's a prerequisite
And that's just to get in this bedroom, bitch
Walked up to that Ke$ha chick (what up?)
Said my name is Booger, wanna catch a flick?
I'll even let you pick, make her fetch a stick
Bet you if you get this old dog these new tricks
To get familiar with I'll learn extra quick
Kick a pregnant bitch, oops, I guess the shit
Took an unexpected twist like the neck of the freaking exorcist
Bitch, I said that this mask ain't for hockey
Hate Versace, Versace, I got Münchhausen by proxy
I'm making you sick, don't pretend you can't hear me
You deaf, girl, I said you was foxy
I'll tell a bitch like Bizarre
Bitch, shut the fuck up and get in my car
And suck my fucking dick while I take a shit
And I think with my dick so come blow my mind
And it tastes like humble pie
So swallow my pride, you're lucky just to follow my ride
If I let you run alongside the Humvee
Unless you're Nicki, grab you by the wrist, let's ski
So what's it gon' be? Put that shit away Iggy
You gon' blow that rape whistle on me
(Squee!) I love it
'Fore I get lost with the gettin' off
Like this is our exit, now lets hit the highway and try not to get lost
'Till we get to Las Vegas
Vegas
'Till we get to Las Vegas
(Party, do it 'till tomorrow)
Vegas
'Till we get to Las Vegas
(Party, do it 'till tomorrow)
Vegas
'Till we get to Las Vegas
(Party, do it 'till tomorrow)
Vegas
Whatever happens here, stays here
So let's go all the way dear
Til we get to Las Vegas
Whatever happens in my room, it stays in my room like movie night like cable
Treat every women in my stable like flavors
Looking like she kryptonite and I get weak after like 7 days
In 7 nights in the days and it's our Vegas
We rolling circles and packs, we the lifesavers
She got a boyfriend, I got a toy then
I'll bring her with me when I show up to her crib waving
And I ain't tryna be the nice neighbor
I'm so Jay Electronic, I'm cut like I'm all out of razors
And all I got is a gun left with a bayonet on it
Next ho froze and it look like I walked in to a jewelry store
With a about a million dollars with your mama
And sat down did an ALS challenge, huh
I stole that adlib from French, Bad & Evil back at it again
About to get my back tatted again
About to get a pic of a backstabber with an axe in his hand
Sitting on a bike in the sand
If you ain't been through nothing
Then that shouldn't mean nothing to you like likes on the Gram
If she current I keep her pussy purring like the pipes on a lamp
Weed got her so chinky eyed
Look like she been getting high on a flight to Japan
I keep my jewelry on while I'm fucking
Sound like I'm shaking up dice in a can
Listen, though this ain't Christmas I make you my ex miss
If this is my passion
I learn to give those who don't appreciate my presence
The gift of my absence
I don't know who you been listening to
Got me fucked up like Pookie in the chicken coop
Bitch, I don't give a two shits
Bitch, get the fuck out of my face
To make a long story short, I don't really gotta stand there
And listen to you while you throw a silly tantrum
Even though I have an affinity for witty banter
Starting to feel like foulplay like Billy Laimbeer
Hold up, she misunderstood me
I said saint, por favor
Thought I said to wait, had four doors
I knock a nigga face off
Give him the bottom of the nine like a baseball scoreboard (whatever)
I leave the club with my tab still open
Won't even get a cab for you and your friend
The only fear I have is of loathing
And I won't even kick in 'till we get to Las Vegas
Vegas
'Till we get to Las Vegas
(Party, do it 'till tomorrow)
Vegas
'Till we get to Las Vegas
(Party, do it 'till tomorrow)
Vegas
'Till we get to Las Vegas
(Party, do it 'till tomorrow)
Vegas
Whatever happens here, stays here
So let's go all the way dear
Til we get to Las Vegas
Questo è un fottuto fireeee
Sono l'unico italiano qui??
#bitch
0:05 aaaaahhh it's rewind time
Why they get him started,GET EM EMINEM
Gracias a Dios, ya no recuerdo a mi crush sino de esta forma, violenta, misógina, y cínica.
I love Marshall
Tell him
He v
Suck pussies, I never liked you and your music gave me a fucking disgust, but this song is also, seriously, you give a woman the importance of your shaver, your song disgusts me, no, YOU are disgusting
FIRE!!!! DOPE
Where did his lungs go
0:59 GOD DAMN!!!!!!
What don't know what's better the music video or Eminem's verse
Good stuff
Dope ass video for it!
"Robin Williams hanging" damn...
Love you still
I like it
Eminem serial killer
Nice edit on Berzerk screw it best
Edit of ALL time
Rrrhhhaa
Nice I love it thank u Eminem so sexy
where dis tits come from, link?
jack will Drop her phone number
So perfect that I thought it was an official vid
Rape whistle on iggy and Nicki Minaj!!😆😇😈😉
Is everybody Sleeping on that fact that Royce Destroyed Eminem’s Verse in this song? Royce’s Verse was superior hands down
New comment.. Best video
those titties wasn't itty bitty
Am I'm the only one watching in 2017
This is put together beautifully, really flowed with the song! definitely the best fan video I've ever seen.
he gets better every fucking time... luv him. 🎲♠⚡D!@Ω🅰⭐♣🃏
0:05 my dog asked from who were those...
I'm Loving This Video yo! #d12
so clever
this is like meth but the version where you don't fucking die
wow this is some debstep ass shit
Fucking Savage lyrics
Quem veio pelo canal nostalgia ?
eminem fucking amazing bitches.
Gots shit eating grim baby show me them tire bittie totties agian
Dam. This bus goof
My dicks my brain come blow my mind 😂
Robbins Williams hangen 💀
Boob slip @ 0:05
un loved not a slip
sick video man
Grab you by the wrist let's Ski, put that shit away Iggy.
Em's verse goes for like 3 minutes. Dope as fuck.
This is fantastic
real shed!
iggy diss btw
Why do i keep finding you?
@gandulf2fast4u idk
Make one for Kill for You
Excellent video dude.... Certainly one of the best fan made video iv ever seen....
Yea baby!!!!! I Love You!!! 😍👌
were those nipples I seen in the begining
horizon 101 there's a first time for everything
Marshall 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
No those were tits
someone know the name of the video where em is holding a bat?
This white dude is so insane
Yes and his name is "Eminem"
Royce is on da same level!
@Triple D Nah I dont think so. Royce is good but em is the best with lyrics
dude this shit is amazing
somehow in this fantasy of a family
ems compared to peyton manning
handling both batman and santa the lyricist phantom
crammin noise on the mic
impersonating him
nope
i dont like it
grits sick plenty of ways to spit
like look it up
nuh uh
whoevers havin fun
makin albums that are arguablly outcomes of a dumb someone
here ill contemplate
for heavens sakes how much time itll take to state
whatever these locals from who knows are saying
I may be nuts but I swear I hear "Kinderfeld" groove here by Marilyn Manson (like 4 steps higher pitch). Fucking dopest groove
please l PEACE. ppl p
Nice video mate, i hope eminem makes something like this himself :)
Eminems lyrics are evil
iv seen tits on utube!
vegas was definitely a song that sounded like it shoulda came hell the sequel
its from bad meets evil so yeah...
Wasn't this from shady xv?
Those titties though.
whats the part on 1:50
Eminem - Saturday Night Football - Berzerk
eminem is my favorite raper
Good pun!!
eminem raped you?
YOU HAVE A FAVORITE RAPER???
HOW MANY PEOPLE RAPED YOU?
i die from laughing
amazing 🔥😈
what are them EFFECTS HOWD U ADD THEM TEACH US
i know this is an old joke but atleast for once iggy would have talent in her
FUCKING DOPE!!!!!
zzzzzcv :-) d
one of the best song
This is really will made .wow just wow
boy. you. awesome. dont. you. have.a. gat. possy.
Did he actually say Slipknot?!
@Xavier Wagoner yey
51 seconds
Slim takes no prisoners lol.
3 months later and I STILL can't get over this video lol
Dem tits ain't itty bitty
i. dont. believ. this. song. is. mother. fuckin. awesome. i. will. suck. my. dick. and. it. is. cool. this. song. awesome. 👍 and. its. awesome. Thanks. for. making. this. song. awesome. i. HUMed. my. girl. friend who. what.
fuck. i. did.
what the fuck
what. the. fuck
wow, those are some nice tits
This was Slim on this track