Bad Meets Evil - Vegas Lyrics






[Verse 1 - Eminem:]
Got a shitty grin, bitch show me them itty-bitty titties again
We're in Sin City, since when did we begin to get addicted to dope
Diggity, bitch, you need to run and go get your friggidy-friends
I'm looking at your bum-stickidy-bum hun
The migidy mac's, bigidy back
Don't act wigidy-wack, you can get the figidy-finger, the middle
You little dizzy bitch, sit spiggidy spin
Got a 6 o' clock craving, stop get Ciroc
It's about to be an unbelievable night
I call it surreal, Sir Mix a Lot tape in
Hit the spot, spot my next victim up
Picky like I missed a spot shaving
Came to sip vodka, shit yeah, that little chick is hot but if she got rabies
I wouldn't give the bitch a shot, I poke her in the rear
But I bet if I lick her, she'll try to chase me (Haha)
What are you pit, rott, mixed oh, you just got fixed well shit then let's lip-lock
If not then trick piss off you snobby little pig snot nose
You think you're hot shit cause you're in heat
Well, bitch, if you're solar
Then I'm your polar opposite dog cause I'm colder than popsicle sticks, poppin' shit
Talkin' it, walkin' it, spit rocks
Then my sick thoughts are about to lick shots
Like this shit's hopping, and drip-dropping in chocolate-ly whip-topping
So whether you're Hip Hop, Slipknot, Big, Pac
Kid Rock, Kris Kross, Rick Ross, you'll dig this
If not then kick rocks in flip flops
And I produced the track
So you don't have to ask who it is when this shit knocks (TURN UP!)
So bring clairvoyance to this bangin and I'm a keep on saying
All the shit I should be hung for, and probably killed for saying
And I probably will, but not until the day I pop a pill again
Like chopping 'til I'm dropping, still if that don't do the job of killing Shady, then the karma will, insane him
I'm as brainy Mohammad until the Parkinson's done eat away my brain
And made me Robin Williams crazy
Or I end up with dementia, but you rocking with a sadist
So you can say this, but if the thought is entertaining
I ain't stopping to explain it
Oh my God, for real man, not again I'm shaking
But before I tie a rope around this nob
If they don't like it, got a knob they can slob on until it's-
Wait I just forgot what I was thinking...
What's it called again? I'm blanking
Something about the balls between my legs and I think I can feel it dangling, it's throbbing and it's veiny
Wait I think I got it, okay bitch I got you, Robin Williams hanging
Let's Go hang in the lobby unless you came to slob me
Come on kemosabe
It's past time, like your favorite hobby
Cause if the way that I spit shit remains on my dick then she grab me by the nuts and tried to take my sausage as a hostage
Ain't it obvious? Pretty much a no brainer, or should I say Cobainer?
That she's plain addicted to my dick like Lorena Bobbit
Got a wean her off it, weiner off it like she took my fucking penis, chopped it, and stuck it up between her armpits
And she begun to swing a crumpet knife and paint the carpet, at least that's what her train of thought is
Cause I came, saw, conquered, hit it, quit it, and made up a plane of bonkers
And I always end up giving these bitches some complex
And I don't mean apartment
So spread your feet apart
And let me see you do some yoga stretches, splits
Now grab this Cuisinart
And make me breakfast, bitch, that's a prerequisite
And that's just to get in this bedroom, bitch
Walked up to that Ke$ha chick (what up?)
Said my names Booger, wanna catch a flick?
I'll even let you pick, make her fetch a stick
Bet you if you get this old dog these new tricks
To get familiar with I'll learn extra quick
Kick a pregnant bitch, oops, I guess the shit
Took an unexpected twist like the neck of the freaking exorcist
Bitch, I said that this mask ain't for hockey
Hate Versace, Versace, I got Münchhausen by proxy
I'm making you sick, don't pretend you can't hear me
You deaf, girl, I said you was foxy
I'll tell a bitch like Bizarre
Bitch, shut the fuck up and get in my car
And suck my fucking dick while I take a shit
And I think with my dick so come blow my mind
And it tastes like humble pie
So swallow my pride, you're lucky just to follow my ride
If I let you run alongside the Humvee
Unless you're Nicki, grab you by the wrist, let's skeet
So what's it gon' be? Put that shit away Iggy
You gon' blow that rape whistle on me
(Scream!) I love it
'Fore I get lost with the gettin' off
Like this is our exit, now let's hit the highway and try not to get lost
'Till we get to Las Vegas

[Bridge - Eminem:]
(Party, do it 'till tomorrow)
Vegas
'Till we get to Las Vegas
(Party, do it 'till tomorrow)
Vegas
'Till we get to Las Vegas
(Party, do it 'till tomorrow)
Vegas
'Till we get to Las Vegas
(Party, do it 'till tomorrow)
Vegas

[Chorus - Eminem:]
Whatever happens here, stays here
So let's go all the way dear
Til we get to Las Vegas

[Verse 2 - Royce da 5'9:]
Whatever happens in my room, it stays in my room like movie night like cable
Treat every women in my stable like flavors
Looking like she kryptonite and I get weak after like 7 days
In 7 nights in the days Inn it's our Vegas
We roll in circles in packs... we the lifesavers
She got a boyfriend, I got a toy then
I'll bring her with me when I show up to her crib waving
And I ain't tryna be the nice neighbor
I'm so Jay Electronic, I'm cut like I'm all out of razors
And all I got is a gun left with a bayonet on it
Next ho froze and it look like I walked in to a jewelry store
With a about a million dollars with your mama
And sat down n did the ALS challenge, haaaan
I stole that adlib from French, Bad & Evil back at it again
About to get my back tatted again
About to get a pic of a backstabber with an axe in his hand
Sitting on a bike in the sand
If you ain't been through nothing
Then that shouldn't mean nothing to you like lice on a gram
If she current I keep her pussy purring like the pipes on a Lam
Weed got her so chinky eyed
Look like she been getting high on a flight to Japan
I keep my jewelry on while I'm fucking
Sound like I'm shaking up dice in a can
Listen, though this ain't Christmas I make you my ex miss
If this is my passion
I learn to give those who don't appreciate my presence
The gift of my absence
I don't know who you been listening to
Got me fucked up like Pookie in the chicken coop
Bitch, I don't give a two shits
Bitch, get the fuck out of my face
To make a long story short, I don't really gotta stand there
And listen to you while you throw a silly tantrum
Even though I have an affinity for witty banter
Starting to feel like foulplay like Billy Laimbeer
Hold up, she misunderstood me
I said take parvour four
Thought I said the wraith had four doors
I knock a nigga face off
Give him the bottom of the nine like a baseball scoreboard (whatever...)
I leave the club with my tab still open
Won't even get a cab for you and your friend
The only fear I have is of loathing
And I won't even kick in 'till we get to Las Vegas

[Bridge]

[Chorus]





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Bad Meets Evil Vegas Comments
  1. M.... c....

    Came for Eminem,

    Stayed for Royce.

  2. l.... P....

    why are Em and Royce featured on their own song

  3. A.... C....

    best manmade video EVER!

  4. R.... K....

    No disrespect. Just love these edits

  5. R.... K....

    Bad Guys Always Die would not be a terrible idea either. I'm just spit-balling here, tight-wad.

  6. R.... K....

    "And I produced the track so you don't have to ask who produced it."
    Fetch revenge of the nerds on DVD and tie the rope around that knob already with a merciless and brutally-scenic edit of groundhogs day. "Cut off his oxygen slim
    Snot forgin' like c***suckers and rocks in the wind... Competitors fall at my waist... Now wish you pink birds, ooh no more drippin' in bird s***,
    This songs a self empowerment surgeon
    Words of encouragement but discourage any rappers the rap games God
    But the name's not James Todd, I'm just a wordsmith
    So let these words lift
    'Cause all I got is bars for you dumbbells
    And doors ain't working out"

  7. R.... K....

    Die Alone, Kim, 97 Bonnie and Clyde, Twisted, Right for Me, Kill for You

  8. R.... K....

    Where is the cut with Katy Perry Swish Swish

  9. R.... K....

    Fan-made? Are u kidding me? Seriously, I'm asking. Be honest.

  10. k.... k....

    😂😂diss Iggy azalea 😂😉

  11. B.... ....

    keep muh jewelry on while I'm fuckin/sounds like I'm shakin' dice in a can! LMAO!! OG SHIT!!

  12. M.... S....

    2019 yep yep

  13. M.... G....

    Got a shit-eatin' grin
    Bitch, show me them itty-bitty titties again
    We're in Sin City
    Since when did we begin to get 'dicted to dope
    Diggity, bitch, you need to run and go get your frigity-friends
    I'm looking at your bum-stickity-bum, hun
    The mickity mack's bickity back, don't act wickity-wack
    And you can get the fickity-finger, the middle
    You little dizzy bitch, eatin' spaghetti again
    Got a 6 o'clock craving, stop, get Ciroc
    It's 'bout to be an unbelievable night
    I called it surreal, Sir Mix-a-Lot tape in
    Hit the spot, spot my next victim
    I'm picky like I missed a spot shavin'
    Came to sip vodka, shit
    Yeah, that little chick is hot but if she got rabies
    I wouldn't give the bitch a shot, I'd poke her in the rear
    But I bet if I licked her, she'd try to chase me (Ha-ha)
    What are you, pit, rott, mixed?
    Or you just got fixed, well, shit, then, let's lip-lock
    If not then, chicks, piss off, you snobby little pig snot nose
    You think you're hot shit cause you're in heat
    Well, bitch, if you're solar, then I'm your polar opposite, dog
    Cause I'm colder than popsicle sticks, poppin' shit
    Talkin' it, walkin' it, spit boxin'
    My sick thoughts are 'bout to lick shots, like this shit's hoppin'
    And drip-droppin' in chocolatey whip-toppin'
    So whether you're hip-hop, Slipknot, B.I.G., Pac
    Kid Rock, Kris Kross, Rick Ross, you'll dig this
    If not then kick rocks in flip flops
    And I produced the track
    So you don't have to ask who it is when this shit knocks (Turn up!)
    So bring clairvoyance to this bangin and I'mma keep on saying
    All the shit I should be hung for, and probably killed for saying
    And I probably will, but not until the day I pop a pill again
    Like chopping 'til I'm dropping, still if that don't
    Do the job of killing Shady, then the karma will
    They saying I must bring it as Mohammad
    Until the Parkinson's done eat away my brain
    And made me Robin Williams crazy
    Or I end up with dementia, but you rocking with a sadist
    Hate to say this, but if the thought is entertaining
    I ain't stopping till be sprayed it
    Oh my god, for real man, not again I'm shaking
    But before I tie a rope around this nob
    If they don't like it, got a knob that they can slob on until
    Wait I just forgot what I was thinking
    What's it called again? I'm blanking
    The thing above the balls between my legs and I think
    I can feel it dangling, it's throbbing and it's veiny
    Wait I think I got it, okay bitch I got you, Robin Williams hanging
    Go hang in the lobby unless you came to slob me
    Come on kemosabe
    It's past time, like your favorite hobby
    Cause if the way that I spit shit remains on my dick
    then she grab me by the nuts and tried to take my sausage as a hostage
    Ain't it obvious? Pretty much a no brainer, or should I say Cobainer?
    That she's plain addicted to my dick like Lorena Bobbit
    Got a wean her off it, weiner off it like she took my fucking penis
    chopped it, and stuck it up between her armpits
    And she begun to swing a crumpet knife and paint the carpet
    at least that's what her train of thought is
    Cause I came, saw, conquered, hit it
    quit it, and made up a plane of bonkers
    And I always end up giving these bitches some complex
    And I don't mean apartment
    So spread your feet apart
    And let me see you do some yoga stretches, splits
    Now grab this Cuisinart
    And make me breakfast, bitch, that's a prerequisite
    And that's just to get in this bedroom, bitch
    Walked up to that Ke$ha chick (what up?)
    Said my name is Booger, wanna catch a flick?
    I'll even let you pick, make her fetch a stick
    Bet you if you get this old dog these new tricks
    To get familiar with I'll learn extra quick
    Kick a pregnant bitch, oops, I guess the shit
    Took an unexpected twist like the neck of the freaking exorcist
    Bitch, I said that this mask ain't for hockey
    Hate Versace, Versace, I got Münchhausen by proxy
    I'm making you sick, don't pretend you can't hear me
    You deaf, girl, I said you was foxy
    I'll tell a bitch like Bizarre
    Bitch, shut the fuck up and get in my car
    And suck my fucking dick while I take a shit
    And I think with my dick so come blow my mind
    And it tastes like humble pie
    So swallow my pride, you're lucky just to follow my ride
    If I let you run alongside the Humvee
    Unless you're Nicki, grab you by the wrist, let's ski
    So what's it gon' be? Put that shit away Iggy
    You gon' blow that rape whistle on me
    (Squee!) I love it
    'Fore I get lost with the gettin' off
    Like this is our exit, now lets hit the highway and try not to get lost
    'Till we get to Las Vegas

    Vegas
    'Till we get to Las Vegas
    (Party, do it 'till tomorrow)
    Vegas
    'Till we get to Las Vegas
    (Party, do it 'till tomorrow)
    Vegas
    'Till we get to Las Vegas
    (Party, do it 'till tomorrow)
    Vegas

    Whatever happens here, stays here
    So let's go all the way dear
    Til we get to Las Vegas

    Whatever happens in my room, it stays in my room like movie night like cable
    Treat every women in my stable like flavors
    Looking like she kryptonite and I get weak after like 7 days
    In 7 nights in the days and it's our Vegas
    We rolling circles and packs, we the lifesavers
    She got a boyfriend, I got a toy then
    I'll bring her with me when I show up to her crib waving
    And I ain't tryna be the nice neighbor
    I'm so Jay Electronic, I'm cut like I'm all out of razors
    And all I got is a gun left with a bayonet on it
    Next ho froze and it look like I walked in to a jewelry store
    With a about a million dollars with your mama
    And sat down did an ALS challenge, huh
    I stole that adlib from French, Bad & Evil back at it again
    About to get my back tatted again
    About to get a pic of a backstabber with an axe in his hand
    Sitting on a bike in the sand
    If you ain't been through nothing
    Then that shouldn't mean nothing to you like likes on the Gram
    If she current I keep her pussy purring like the pipes on a lamp
    Weed got her so chinky eyed
    Look like she been getting high on a flight to Japan
    I keep my jewelry on while I'm fucking
    Sound like I'm shaking up dice in a can
    Listen, though this ain't Christmas I make you my ex miss
    If this is my passion
    I learn to give those who don't appreciate my presence
    The gift of my absence
    I don't know who you been listening to
    Got me fucked up like Pookie in the chicken coop
    Bitch, I don't give a two shits
    Bitch, get the fuck out of my face
    To make a long story short, I don't really gotta stand there
    And listen to you while you throw a silly tantrum
    Even though I have an affinity for witty banter
    Starting to feel like foulplay like Billy Laimbeer
    Hold up, she misunderstood me
    I said saint, por favor
    Thought I said to wait, had four doors
    I knock a nigga face off
    Give him the bottom of the nine like a baseball scoreboard (whatever)
    I leave the club with my tab still open
    Won't even get a cab for you and your friend
    The only fear I have is of loathing
    And I won't even kick in 'till we get to Las Vegas

    Vegas
    'Till we get to Las Vegas
    (Party, do it 'till tomorrow)
    Vegas
    'Till we get to Las Vegas
    (Party, do it 'till tomorrow)
    Vegas
    'Till we get to Las Vegas
    (Party, do it 'till tomorrow)
    Vegas

    Whatever happens here, stays here
    So let's go all the way dear
    Til we get to Las Vegas

  14. P.... 0....

    Questo è un fottuto fireeee
    Sono l'unico italiano qui??

    #bitch

  15. D.... ....

    0:05 aaaaahhh it's rewind time

  16. D.... H....

    Why they get him started,GET EM EMINEM

  17. G.... S....

    Gracias a Dios, ya no recuerdo a mi crush sino de esta forma, violenta, misógina, y cínica.

  18. V.... S....

    I love Marshall
    Tell him
    He v

  19. G.... C....

    Suck pussies, I never liked you and your music gave me a fucking disgust, but this song is also, seriously, you give a woman the importance of your shaver, your song disgusts me, no, YOU are disgusting

  20. J.... ....

    FIRE!!!! DOPE

  21. c.... t....

    Where did his lungs go

  22. S.... T....

    0:59 GOD DAMN!!!!!!

  23. S.... T....

    What don't know what's better the music video or Eminem's verse

  24. C.... G....

    Good stuff

  25. C.... T....

    Dope ass video for it!

  26. M.... S....

    "Robin Williams hanging" damn...

  27. J.... K....

    Love you still

  28. C.... B....

    I like it

  29. P.... C....

    Eminem serial killer

  30. T.... B....

    Nice edit on Berzerk screw it best
    Edit of ALL time

  31. C.... P....

    Rrrhhhaa

  32. C.... B....

    Nice I love it thank u Eminem so sexy

  33. R.... ....

    where dis tits come from, link?

    R.... ....

    jack will Drop her phone number

  34. P.... Z....

    So perfect that I thought it was an official vid

  35. N.... D....

    Rape whistle on iggy and Nicki Minaj!!😆😇😈😉

  36. P.... F....

    Is everybody Sleeping on that fact that Royce Destroyed Eminem’s Verse in this song? Royce’s Verse was superior hands down

  37. J.... M....

    New comment.. Best video

  38. J.... C....

    those titties wasn't itty bitty

  39. I.... o....

    Am I'm the only one watching in 2017

  40. T.... D....

    This is put together beautifully, really flowed with the song! definitely the best fan video I've ever seen.

  41. D.... K....

    he gets better every fucking time... luv him. 🎲♠⚡D!@Ω🅰⭐♣🃏

  42. D.... ....

    0:05 my dog asked from who were those...

  43. C.... F....

    I'm Loving This Video yo! #d12

  44. I.... ....

    so clever

  45. Y.... ....

    this is like meth but the version where you don't fucking die

  46. Y.... ....

    wow this is some debstep ass shit

  47. D.... B....

    Fucking Savage lyrics

  48. G.... M....

    Quem veio pelo canal nostalgia ?

  49. G.... ....

    eminem fucking amazing bitches.

  50. S.... E....

    Gots shit eating grim baby show me them tire bittie totties agian

  51. S.... E....

    Dam. This bus goof

  52. C.... H....

    My dicks my brain come blow my mind 😂

  53. C.... H....

    Robbins Williams hangen 💀

  54. I.... a....

    Boob slip @ 0:05

    I.... a....

    un loved not a slip

  55. G.... M....

    sick video man

  56. J.... H....

    Grab you by the wrist let's Ski, put that shit away Iggy.

  57. L.... ....

    Em's verse goes for like 3 minutes. Dope as fuck.

  58. D.... D....

    This is fantastic

  59. D.... B....

    real shed!

  60. s.... m....

    iggy diss btw

    s.... m....

    Why do i keep finding you?

    s.... m....

    @gandulf2fast4u idk

  61. E.... J....

    Make one for Kill for You

  62. U.... P....

    Excellent video dude.... Certainly one of the best fan made video iv ever seen....

  63. Y.... D....

    Yea baby!!!!! I Love You!!! 😍👌

  64. h.... 1....

    were those nipples I seen in the begining

    h.... 1....

    horizon 101 there's a first time for everything

    h.... 1....

    Marshall 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    h.... 1....

    No those were tits

  65. d.... d....

    someone know the name of the video where em is holding a bat?

  66. M.... M....

    This white dude is so insane

    M.... M....

    Yes and his name is "Eminem"

    M.... M....

    Royce is on da same level!

    M.... M....

    @Triple D Nah I dont think so. Royce is good but em is the best with lyrics

  67. T.... 2....

    dude this shit is amazing

  68. D.... S....

    somehow in this fantasy of a family
    ems compared to peyton manning
    handling both batman and santa the lyricist phantom
    crammin noise on the mic
    impersonating him
    nope
    i dont like it
    grits sick plenty of ways to spit
    like look it up
    nuh uh
    whoevers havin fun
    makin albums that are arguablly outcomes of a dumb someone
    here ill contemplate
    for heavens sakes how much time itll take to state
    whatever these locals from who knows are saying

  69. N.... ....

    I may be nuts but I swear I hear "Kinderfeld" groove here by Marilyn Manson (like 4 steps higher pitch). Fucking dopest groove

    N.... ....

    please l PEACE. ppl p

  70. J.... ....

    Nice video mate, i hope eminem makes something like this himself :)

  71. d.... t....

    Eminems lyrics are evil

  72. G.... S....

    iv seen tits on utube!

  73. A.... G....

    vegas was definitely a song that sounded like it shoulda came hell the sequel

    A.... G....

    its from bad meets evil so yeah...

    A.... G....

    Wasn't this from shady xv?

  74. W.... ....

    Those titties though.

  75. M.... ....

    whats the part on 1:50

    M.... ....

    Eminem - Saturday Night Football - Berzerk

  76. J.... F....

    eminem is my favorite raper

    J.... F....

    Good pun!!

    J.... F....

    eminem raped you?

    J.... F....

    YOU HAVE A FAVORITE RAPER???

    J.... F....

    HOW MANY PEOPLE RAPED YOU?

    J.... F....

    i die from laughing

  77. M.... B....

    amazing 🔥😈

  78. M.... H....

    what are them EFFECTS HOWD U ADD THEM TEACH US

  79. J.... G....

    i know this is an old joke but atleast for once iggy would have talent in her

  80. A.... A....

    FUCKING DOPE!!!!!

  81. A.... G....

    zzzzzcv :-) d

  82. T.... F....

    one of the best song

  83. m.... r....

    This is really will made .wow just wow

  84. l.... c....

    boy. you. awesome. dont. you. have.a. gat. possy.

  85. L.... ....

    Did he actually say Slipknot?!

    L.... ....

    @Xavier Wagoner yey

    L.... ....

    51 seconds

    L.... ....

    Slim takes no prisoners lol.

  86. A.... P....

    3 months later and I STILL can't get over this video lol

  87. R.... ....

    Dem tits ain't itty bitty

  88. l.... c....

    i. dont. believ. this. song. is. mother. fuckin. awesome. i. will. suck. my. dick. and. it. is. cool. this. song. awesome. 👍 and. its. awesome. Thanks. for. making. this. song. awesome. i. HUMed. my. girl. friend who. what.
    fuck. i. did.

    l.... c....

    what the fuck

  89. l.... c....

    what. the. fuck

  90. K.... ....

    wow, those are some nice tits

  91. T.... C....

    This was Slim on this track