Bad Meets Evil - The Reunion Lyrics
[Eminem:]
Ayo, this next song, is a true story (Come here, bitch!)
[Intro:]
Cause some things in this universe
[Verse 1: Eminem]
Flying down I-75 'bout to hop on 696
I look over this fucking chick's tryna fix her makeup
I'm like bitch, you ain't a plastic surgeon
I advise ya to put up your visor, I'm getting kinda ticked
You're blocking my side mirror, she's like yeah, so? I'm like so?
You gon' need a stitch you keep actin' like that, ho
I look like your husband slut? That's a rhetorical question
You talk to me like you talk to him, I'll fuck you up
No bitch rides shotgun, what taxi?
Stop and pick you some Maxi Pads up is that what you actually ask me?
Bitch reaches over and smacks me
And says I annoy the fuck outta her, get in the fucking back
Put on your slut powder, you slut, what? Shut the fuck up now
Or get your feelings hurt, worse than my last chick when
I accidentally butt dialed her and she heard me spreading AIDS rumors about her
Turn the radio up louder, make it thump
While I bump that Relapse CD, tryna hit every bump in that cunt
Thought I snap back in that accent cause she kept asking me
To quit callin' her cunt, I said that I cunt! she said, Marshall
[Hook: Eminem]
You ain't really like that, oh-oh-oh
You're putting on a show, where's your mic at?
Cause you're breaking my heart
She said you're breaking my heart
[Verse 2: Royce Da 5'9"]
Uh, pull up to the club in a Porsche, not a Pinto
While Marshall's at a white trash party, I'm at drama central
I walk up in there looking at my phone, on Twitter tweetin'
I'm feelin' a bunch of bitches lookin' at a nigga, cheesin'
I get approached by this little skeeser
She asked me am I the realest G, cause I'm Gucci from head to feet
I said, yeah, I'm really is cause I spit in your man's face
Like Cam did that little kid on Killing Season
She said I'm feeling your big ego, wait, am I talking wrong?
I said nah, I'm a walking Kanye/Beyonce song
She said I'm mad at you, I said why?
She said why you never make songs for chicks as if it's hard to do?
I said I make songs for me, leave the studio
And go and fuck the bitch who belongs to who makin' songs for you
She said I'm feelin' your whole swagger and flow, can we hook up?
I said, umm, you just used the word swagger, so no, she said
[Hook]
[Verse 3: Eminem]
We been ridin' around in this hatchback 'til I'm fucking hunchback
Where the fuck's this party at slutbag cunt? Cut what act?
Think it's an act? Fuck that, I'm tryna shag scuz
Better find this love shack or somewhere to fuck at, ah, don't touch that
You fat dyke, I'm tryna hear some Bagpipes from Baghdad
Don't act like you don't like 'em, them accents, I rap tight
And I'm a torture 'til we find this place, yeah that's right
Thought it was just past this light, just past Van Dyke
Better hit that map light, read them directions, oh yeah
You can't read and you can't write, told me that last night
She took my CD out the deck, snapped in half like
Relapse sucked, I snapped, hit the gas like
Blew through the light, spun out, hit a patch of black ice
Forgot we had a trailer hitched to the back, we jackknifed
Bitch flew out of the car, I laughed like, she deserved it
She didn't think I'd act like that in person
(Royce, Marshall just crashed right in front of the club!)
[Verse 4: Royce Da 5'9"]
Tell him I'll be there in a minute
I'm tryna break up this cat fight between my mistress and damn wife
Then a chick wanted a hug, she was phat
So I gave her dat then I tell her to scat, I'm not mean, I'm cute
On my way to the front door, taking the scenic route
To avoid this chick with a lace front lookin' like Venus and Serena's hooves
I'm just sayin', those chicks got horse asses, they been attractive
Hope when they see me they don't slap me with they tennis rackets
My mind drifted, back to this shit
I seen my wife, push her down, step over her body and smack the mistress
Police outside, I turn and pass the gat to Vishis
Then I step out and see my evil twin, he gives me evil grin
He mugs the mistress, turns around and gives the misses hugs and kisses
Looks at me twisted, like Nickel "Yeah, watch this shit"
He smacks the dentures outta the mouth of the fat bitch he rode with
And Looks back to mention, "Royce, it's good to be back to business"
[Hook]
Other Lyrics by Artist
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Bad Meets Evil The Reunion Comments
75/696 hahah close to Royal Oak 😂😂
one fo my fav songs
ROYCE, ITS GOOD TO BE BACK TO BUSINESS 😈
1:21 hook
She said to stop calling her cunt I said that CUNT!!
Cause some things in this universe dont make sense
Hilarious word play these 2 are GOATS together.
Would love a Bad Meets Evil 2 album...
Who the fuck made this lyric video? A kid?
2019 and still a awesome song!!!!!!
when Em said "blew through the light, spun out, hit a patch of black ice- forgot we had a trailer hitched to the back we jackknifed!!" OOOF!
1:48 that's where I would expect to see both of them
I said I cunt 😂
OMFG I FINALLY FOUND IT MY GOD
This is one of Ems most under rated songs
What a great song
The way Em rode this beat 🔥
Em & Royce said on a Shade 45 special that this song is a true story. OMG!
Lyrics ain't right
This song deserved a video clip, would've been so sick & funny!
P U T O N Y O U R S L U T P O W D E R Y O U S L U T
She asked me to quit calling her cunt.. I said I CUNT!!!
Its put on your smut powder you slut. These lyrics are all wrong.
Verses are flames. Em really needs to put the hook writing responsibilities in someone else’s hands cause that shit is unlistenable.
This is my favorite off the album tbh
3:33 hit a patch of black guys
what happens when bad meets evil
For everyone agruing over it's age or aids, it's age. Damn if you don't get the word play go back to the basics. 🙃
"Can we hook up?. You just said the word swagger so no". -LOVE THIS.
*I SAID I CUN'T*
There needs to be a Volume 2 or a follow-up to this album and the 2nd Vol should have more songs
Royce and Em from a technical perspective are greater than Nas. Nas is a better songwriter but these two would body Nas when it comes to multisyllable rhymes and puns. Agree?
Yusuf Ayaz mostly, but Nas is also good at multisyllabic rhymes
She said, i said, she said, i said 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is one of those raps, you just can't recite a single verse
I said i CUNT!!
It's 'I said I CUNT', not 'that CUNT', that's the whole point in the line!
I actually loved this duo. I still listen to Hell: The Sequel
The chorus is beautifuly sung.
BAD MEETS EVIL is so dope
I absolutely love eminem but your spelling is fucking trash. Mic it's mike
Dat CUNT
Ej M mozhe kje ja ukinuvame istorijata mozhebi i nema da ja ukineme hahahahahaha...
As talented as Royce & Em are and, they're two of my favorites. the ✍️lyrics suggest both are little puppets to the industry 👉🏁😉
Get in the backseat like the rest of my needs
MAN LISCTEN NOW IY SCOME BROTHER LISCTEN MAN. ZMIC E PREKRASCEN...WE OW HIM CHAINSCAW IN NOMBRES...
Man im nervous you have chaisaw...
Mommy must eat five for breaking my dreams.
"Why you never make songs for chicks, as if it's hard to do" I said I make songs for me, leave the studio and go and fuck the bitch that belong to who's making songs for you. IF YOU DONT THINK THATS ONE OF THE BEST LINES EVER YOU NEED TO THINK ABOUT IT
I die at 1:00
"I said--A-CUNT!"
the fact that he says that in accent is great
eminem cold caint nobody fuck with him
E M I N E M IS YOU
Man a lot of these lyrics r wrong.
Breaking*
really good one
"Tell him I'll be there in a minute
I'm tryna break up this cat fight between my mistress and damn wife"
These dudes are hilarious!
!!!420th comment!!!
*Puff Puff Pass*
Em second verse sounds like MMLP2....right?
he didnt say cunt when she. said stop calling. me cunt he said i cant in a axecent.
Benjamin Crouch that's the point, you can really put either. The thing he did wrong was it's "I" not "that"
the nigga rapped about everything, its obvious that he is one of the best alive or to ever do it
Always loved Eminem's hooks..so simple and so perfect
It's "I said I CUNT" not "that CUNT" best line in the song
Tucker Tracewell truuuu
After "I'm feeling your whole swagger and flow/ you wanna hook up? Hmmm... you just used the word swagger, so no"
Tucker Tracewell it could be either or. Remember Em’s accent is able to bend words to sound like others.
Not DevPool19 nope this guy is right. “I ‘cunt’” as in “I can’t’’ stop calling you a cunt”
you just use the word swagger, so no!
Pa fala Bogu
4:17 - 4:19 was sampled for "Evil Twin"
this came out 3 years earlier :/
JP Dennison yeah this came out 2011 and evil twin was 2013
it did remind me a lot of that though 😂
Ultimate anti bitch song
bam Co Eminem - Kill You give it a listen
I wish they made another album
TTG240 I think they'll work on another one in the future
There is rumors of another album. C:
Hardpressed takeover clear my throw how abouts
Flow and blank fill in the full I mental sects doubts
Haha able to bitch & moan over my flip flap gums
Ball like I am on the heel of the stellar let go ums
Pluck a leaf green pinch of the I wish on a weeny
Any meany could didtract while I outlend my peeny
Hell: The Sequel > Distant relatives > Watch the throne
how I act to every slut/bitchy prep that is tryin to roll with me. Thinkin I'm not a asshole who won't do shit about it heh
Eminem is the best ever.
Best collab albmu ever
Leah Woods watch the throne is my number one, but this is a close 2nd.
Alex Beltran I used to love WTT, went back to it and it wasn’t as special as I first thought. New day still bangs though
696 ? = 666
ShadyChris equal? nahcense
ShadyChris that's a highway here in Detroit.
Its so dope how the whole story comes together like that!
Have you listened to One Shot Two Shot - D12
I did but it was only like twice
+StopWastingYourTimeReadingMyLongAssName Nigga that shits hilarious 😂
Haahaha the part where he brought the accent back though
It's ''AIDS'' rumour, not ''age''
Is ya my dad? Who taught you English?
Ya know, thats what they say because hood people dont talk normally.
Ted Bundy or me
Corey O'Collins Do you have ears?
Lol age rumour, how wholesome
Kinda reminds me of the old school Eminem..
yeah this albums actually pretty good
Nicholas Major listen to MMLP2 it's full of old school shady
+richbandicoot Would not really say so..
richbandicoot yeah that album doesn't even have slim shady in it
listen to evil twin then come back
My song!
Yes!
🔑
Pay attention to the words "ask" and "asking" ._.
Holy shit, good reference to WTP by Royce. I love when rappers throw out references like that when they collaborate.
jcdfbdus what about the reference to Eminem driving a pinto
Owen Ieronimo that’s WTP. Eminem says ‘Pull up to the club in a pinto like it’s a Porsche’
what a story 😁😁
Love the hook sooooooooo much
THAT CUNT
aids rumors.......not age rumors. god forbid you think I'm old!
ahhhh thats the old eminem i hear
i know. I love it!
funniest song I've heard
3:09 Eminem casually slaughtering the relapse haters.
A Skeptical Human relapse is my favorite album
Relapse was good, but the accents were kinda absurd.
Relapse was ass
Relapse was & still is his best album since the original MMLP.
Haha reading this has made me die PMSL and relapse was one of his best albums by far and the only reason he said it's in the trash is cause he was slated for it but in my opinion it was the old slim shady in that album pure genius
Nt on the spelling
*AIDS rumors
Yea, there are a couple things wrong in the lines.
reminds me of mmlp2
This song was made 2-3 years before MMLP2
I literally laughed out loud when Em made that noise around the 4:18 mark, its so perfect I can picture the "evil grin"
0:10-0:12 sounds like Slim
Relapse sample?
Catchiest hook ive heard in a long time
OMG I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!!!! I CANT FUCKING GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD
This Is Smedleeyy amen
Shorty i love you and you love me too we were meant to be cuz shorty you love me and i love you too 😂
w h i t e n o i s e that hook was hilarious considering what that song was all about lol
Listen to Syllables, he's basically describing everyone in this thread, except for me, I'm just the one bringing it to your attention.
I find it funny people say Eminem ghostwrites for Royce when if you read the bad meets Evil album credits Royce is credited as a writer. You guys who listened to the joke in the podcast and took it seriously also probably really thought Eminem freestyled Rap God. You guys dont understand Eminem's humor.
Royce is a better writer, so makes little sense. XD
I feel Em really did freestyle Rap God.
Royce is an amazing rapper if you guys have never heard his bar exam albums you should because his title is telling you to critique his bars and it'll become clear his level of talent and everyone will see that eminem puts him on the same level as him lyrically and versatility so he doesn't need to write for him and he'll never carry someone career like that anyway.
@Debbie George
No. He thought of the hook first and knew he had to write some great lines to back it up. That song was precisely crafted.
you failed at aids
Put the verses on at 1.25.
This song is fuckin sick! Lol