Bad Meets Evil - Scary Movies Lyrics






"What's your favorite scary movie?"

[Em] Yo, Slim Shady!
[R5] Yo, Royce 5-9
[Em] Y'all wanna make a movie?
[R5] What..
[Em] We got the film right here

[Royce]
What?
Yeah I'm one of them pretty rappers
Buck if I really hafta, I really slap ya
King of Detroit who they namin the city after (what?)
Scandalous partners, whose grammar hammers the hard shit
into your heart with, content, yo who wanna start with
experts, Bad and Evil is comin soon
MC's get stuck, head first back in they mother's womb
This shit is written, in my eyes I'm the illest MC spittin (what?)
Leavin all of you cats shittin kittens
I gotta diss you, my niggaz be cockin pistols
Shot and split you, fuck splittin the profits with you (what?)
Six percent, of y'all niggaz is just pretend
Clicks with clits, pussy niggaz stink with dicks (what?)
Niggaz act bully, and blast for the fast penny
My auto is fully, plenty of niggaz packin semi
Speak darts; yo you get paid? Rhymin about it is the sweet part
You can't be street smart with a cheap heart
Five Nine, a street nigga with deep feelin (what?)
I keep illin, my steez willin to keep killin (what?)
Fuck rap, a lot of y'all all is just acts
Trust that - you rhyme all wack on rough tracks
Bust and then we all black when you get bust back at
Fuck that, you get blast at, you get laughed at
And I'ma spit thunder (what?) stick to my guns
Niggaz is finished before they gimmicks, one-hit wonders
What? Big balls, that's why when I spit, your clique stalls
I'ma pit bull, I'm just dog, I'm just raw (what?)
Split y'all, holla, "It's on!" Then I diss y'all
All of y'all niggaz get pissed on claimin you pissed off

[Chorus x2: Eminem and Royce]

Y'all want drama? Wanna make a scary movie?
Rappers comin in with they team and carry toolies
You can jump right out of the screen and barely move me
We hard-hittin, directin and starrin in it

[Eminem]
The one man on the planet that'll drive off of the Grand Canyon
Hop out of a Grand Am and land in it handstandin
Any man plannin to battle will get snatched out of his clothes
so fast it'll look like an invisible man standin
I'm headed for Hell, I'd rather be dead or in jail
Bill Clinton, hit this (here) and you better inhale
Cause any MC that chooses to go against me
is gettin takin advantage of like Monica Lewinksy (Leave me alone!)
Came home in a frenzy, pushin a ten speed
Screamin to Aunt Peg (AUNT PEG!!!!)
with three spokes stickin out of my pant leg
Fuck a headache, give me a migraine
Damnit I like pain (AHH!)
and you should be anywhere that a mic ain't
You rap knowin you wack
You act up and I'm throwin you down a flight of steps
then I'm throwin you back up em
If they don't like the track, fuck em
The rap struck em harder then gettin hit by a Mack truck
and then backed up on
And any half-assed known rapper to trespass
better be ready for the second Celebrity Deathmatch (Ding! Ding!)
So tell the medic to bring the medication and quickly (Hurry up man!)
I'm sicker than a Tupac dedication to Biggie
I'm free-fallin feet first out of a damn tree
to stampede your chest 'til you can't breathe
And when I'm down to my last breath
I'ma climb the Empire State Building and get to the last step
and still have half left

[Chorus]

[Em] Bad.. the bad..
[R5] Uhh, when the bad meets the bad.. yo..
[Em] The evil
[R5] Take the evil with the evil
[Em] Put em together
[R5] What? Nine-nine
[Em] Two times.. Slim Shady.. Royce the Five Nine





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  1. C.... W....

    News reporter: "So how close were you to the victim?"
    Shorty: "real close...until the roofies wore off. Then she woke up talkin bout pressin charges. So I stuck my tongue out her ass and left." Lol

  2. U.... ....

    I think Royce Da 5'9 had the better verse here. He normally outshines Eminem a little bit every time they work together.

  3. G.... S....

    “Any man plannin to battle'll get snatched outta his clothes so fast it'll look like an invisible man standin” omg.. 🤦🏽‍♂️🔥🔥

  4. a.... p....

    run bitch... RUUUUNNNNNN

  5. J.... C....

    “White people are dyin and we getting the fuck outta here”

  6. K.... J....

    Masterpiece

  7. O.... ....

    GTA III...

  8. B.... B....

    2019 : If Y'all want drama we can make a scary movie (Conway The Machine - Bang (ft. Eminem)
    2001 : Y'all want drama? Wanna make a scary movie? (Bad Meets Evil - Scary Movie)

    Please tell me im not the only one who noticed this
    the first time i heard it i went crazy over how he delivered that line but never seen any comments about it
    2001 was pure slim shady
    2019 is pure slim shady

  9. M.... ....

    The nastiest duo ever. Royce is so underrated

  10. G.... ....

    This got a Wu tang vibe about it

  11. C.... V....

    Bad Meets Evil Instrumental Remake (Scary Movies)!♫♪
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKCfirDm7O4&feature=youtu.be

  12. H.... T....

    Quem veio por causa do pânico

  13. D.... ....

    Scary Movie man I love that movie and this song brings back memories! WHAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!!!

  14. A.... M....

    My favourites rapper name
    Nas
    Nate dogg
    Em
    Pac
    Xzbit

  15. B.... H....

    I love when Eminem used to have quite voices in the background saying shit related to what he was rapping. Like when he said “here” while he was rapping “Bill Clinton, hit this (here)” for example. Or when he’d make sound effects to go along with what he’s rapping, like the falling whistle sound when he mentions driving off in to the Grand Canyon lol. Lots of them were funny/cool

  16. P.... ....

    после badcomedian

  17. M.... ....

    Лайк если от бэдкомедиана)

  18. K.... H....

    Scary Movie & Grand Theft Auto 3

    K.... H....

    Game fm

  19. a.... ....

    Royce killed it (no pun intended)

  20. L.... S....

    I made a movie on Xnxx but Disney stole it and called it pinocchio insert 20 cents more me clapping marshal bitch ass in a school shooting

  21. t.... f....

    i remember this shit from GTA 3
    hhhhhhhhhh

    t.... f....

    Haha me too!

  22. g.... ....

    A CORRER HIJOS

  23. K.... S....

    Lol what the hello happened to Hip-hop. Where did it go????

  24. i.... t....

    It's funny that the original song is from Scary Movie and this version has Eminem and he got parodied in Scary Movie 3

  25. S.... ....

    Adoro scary movie 😍

  26. D.... J....

    crank! protocol petroleum performs

  27. M.... ....

    Why is this not on iTunes?

  28. E.... C....

    we're hard headed

  29. S.... ....

    That Royce Verse tho >>

  30. f.... ....

    The instrumental for this is part of the GTA III soundtrack

  31. G.... ....

    i'm such a beast, scary movie watched me'

  32. I.... D....

    I miss the em that would use imagery and humour. And little voices in the background. And sketches. And that classic flow. And- oh...

    I.... D....

    yeah old school Em is a beast his lyrics just fuck man

  33. R.... P....

    This was actually recorded back in 1998. Old school Shady!

    R.... P....

    Retro PAL yeah we know bro

  34. A.... �....

    I just watched Scream. Does that count?

    A.... �....

    Pyere Aryo same shit basically")

    A.... �....

    Scary Movie is Scream, except very silly/vulgar with a bit of I Know What You Did Last Summer.

  35. B.... M....

    that first verse by Royce is straight fire... one my favorite verses of all time

  36. �.... ....

    드랑큰타이거 die legend 이거표절햇네ㄱㅋㅋ

  37. T.... D....

    That album was good but it was still a let down, imagine the albums they would lf made if they never broke up back in their prime

    T.... D....

    They should do another one.

    T.... D....

    The Dualist this song is from back in their prime. it was a 2 song ep. Scary Movies, and Nuttin' To Do

    T.... D....

    The Dualist I'm glad they didn't, now they're even better lyrically, and Royce is in his prime more than ever.

  38. B.... Z....

    Am one of them pretty rappers

  39. T.... H....

    I just noticed the "B" in "Bad" has a 5 in it, and there's the whatchamacallit after the 5. 5'. I'm assuming there's a "9" hiding in there too, but I can't seem to find it.

    T.... H....

    TJOEL20 its in between the b and a

    T.... H....

    What about the S in meets

    T.... H....

    and the "E" is backwards

    T.... H....

    Tim Asani the s is slaughter house and sly

    T.... H....

    Tim Asani the right side of the line under "Meets"

  40. T.... ....

    Classic... i wanna fight both of them for coming back with the new shitty bad meets evil, Idc if they need their body guards, oh yeah, Body guard by eminem was a good song before he came dog shit. Please retire Em!... I beg you, if I had a make a wish I'd beg you to retire... but this was FIRE

    T.... ....

    that album isn't horrible, the reunion is a great song, and there are a few other ones that are pretty good

    T.... ....

    Fast lane is better than Scary Movies! Plus it has more savage disses in it and it's not his fault you don't like his new rapping style! (both songs are good so don't kill me!)

  41. S.... D....

    Back before they became fucking pop-stars.

    S.... D....

    Shaun Dewey Are they? Hmm dont think so.

    S.... D....

    Shaun Dewey not Royce he stays true

    S.... D....

    Nick Mirque ^ Exactly

  42. s.... ....

    9 bitches disliked this

  43. M.... Z....

    eminem is a beast

    M.... Z....

    Royce out did him on this tho

  44. X.... B....

    When I heard this from scary movie 1 I was like these dudes sound familiar, then it hit me wen they said the bad and evil, Bad Meets Evil been out for a minute

  45. M.... K....

    Please what is this beat ?

    M.... K....

    +Martin Kusák The sample is Shirley Bassey - If I Never Sing Another Song

  46. D.... M....

    That EM lyric, Im freefalling feet first out of a damn tree to stampede your chest till you cant breath! FUCKKK

  47. Z.... L....

    this is the best Em/Royce collabo

    Z.... L....

    oh... um... ALL I THINK ABOUT

  48. R.... S....

    In loving memory of
    Tupac Amaru Shakur

  49. A.... F....

    scary movie 1 confirmed

  50. B.... ....

    rule number 1: gotta be quick
    rule number 2: dont fall down
    rule number 3: what ever you do never look back
    yall wish me luck, SNATCH AND RUN YALL!!!!!

    B.... ....

    um watching the end of scary movie now lol 😂

    B.... ....

    Classic film!

    B.... ....

    Roffies wore off so i pulled my tongue outta her ass and left.

  51. B.... H....

    scary movie brought me here

  52. D.... R....

    Imagine if Bad Meets Evil never broke up the first time ..

  53. D.... A....

    wow i like royce verse better

  54. P.... 9....

    Old School rules, Fuck Nicki Minaj, the new school goes to lose!

    P.... 9....

    +PaCT 998 nikky minay got some real skills moron

    P.... 9....

    +cyanure93 really? Rap is not now compared to before ... 90's are the best

  55. I.... u....

    i just watched scary movie

    I.... u....

    Kreativiity A parody of a parody?

    I.... u....

    Yeah I guess lol almost a year since I posted this comment holy shit

    I.... u....

    @Kreativiity Oh shit, I didn't notice lol

    I.... u....

    ITACHIovermadara uchiha yeah I just watched scary movie and this was the song at the end and I didn't know that the song was my favourite duo singing it

  56. T.... ....

    Best thing with the title "Scary Movie" by 8 Miles!

    T.... ....

    +The_Weasel_2012 Clever

  57. I.... B....

    men my respect for you this song so perfect ;) sub + like buddy

  58. I.... l....

    thanks man don't forget to view some of my videos and subscribe please sorry if im asking too much in mexico we love hip hop

  59. I.... ....

    i never knew about this shit... so happy i found it tho

  60. I.... l....

    Thanx man i aprreciate what nationality