Autumn, Emilie - Medicate With Tea Lyrics






I don't do crack
I've never seen cocaine
Unfortunately, I rarely pop an aspirin when in pain
'Cause I wanna be
Of alcohol or any drug at all completely free
But I self medicate with tea

Doot da doot doot

I know just where to go to get my fix
The beverage aisle
At Starbucks, I confess, I get my kicks
I'm notin denial
My oolong heals, your dealer deals for quite a hefty fee
So I self medicate with tea

Do do do do

It's not that I'm not miserable as any old drunk
My life is no more bearable than any old junkie's
I'd jump out a window, suicide's a sin though
I've found another way
there's no amount I wouldn't pay
to overdose on earl gray or English breakfast

When I'm hopped up on caffeinated chai
I'm feeling the buzz
And when you asked if I'd like to get high
I already was
It's black or green or in between
Sometimes it looks like weed
But my self medicating
Improves my mental stating

I don't need to go to rehab or to set up a meth lab
I may be a cynic but the Betty Ford clinic
Isn't ever gonna break me from my habit of choice
It's my Opium, my Xanax, and it's good for my voice
I hope you comprehend my reasoning
Twinings, Liptons, even Celestial Seasonings
Keep you marijuana I've got my own remedy
I self, self medicate with tea

Boom
It's camomile, yeah





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  1. P.... ....

    I always medicate with tea before I write ☕️ 🖤🌹

  2. C.... L....

    These lyrics are the worst.

  3. s.... 3....

    Wow, suddenly remembered this song. I hope if she EVER releases new music she sings more like this. The growling is not for me anymore. But I still love her. She's still a genius. I hope we get new stuff...someday.

  4. J.... A....

    Love this so much! Thank you Emilie🌸🐁🌸🐁

  5. K.... V....

    How do you not love this woman?

    K.... V....

    I know right! 🐁🌸🐁🌸🐁💕

    K.... V....

    K V Crow I hate beatniks and hippies! That’s how. 😾

  6. a.... ....

    I couldn't really get the beat of this song until the last verse and omg now it's so cute UwU

  7. S.... P....

    This this this song <3 

  8. H.... H....

    My rat Otis poked his head up out of his cage and was listening intently while I was playing this song.

  9. i.... ....

    I sing this every time I make myself some tea. o.o

  10. l.... b....

    BLACK BUTLER REFRENCE :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  11. m.... ....

    starbucks pff brew pot of coffee, let it get cold then pour back into water reservoir and rebrew with fresh grounds

  12. G.... ....

    How cute, I love tea

  13. E.... R....

    Really? Because I could TOTALLY see her sitting down, really bored drinking tea. "I'm bored. This tea is good. Maybe I'll write a song about it..."

  14. S.... ....

    I believe it was a song she made up for one of her pets.

  15. E.... R....

    I wonder if she was bored when she made this song....also, every time someone says anything that could be a key word in this song, I automatically start singing it...

  16. E.... R....

    I asked him. He said yes.

  17. L.... R....

    especially that doo-doo-doo-do

  18. �.... �....

    awesome!!!!!!!!!! this is just great

  19. G.... ....

    The dress in that picture is so beautiful. *-* I can't get enough of it.

  20. O.... Q....

    That is the funniest thing I have heard in months! :D I don't know how I missed this one! Me! A chai-oholic!

  21. T.... P....

    I bet he does lol

  22. N.... A....

    This is the cutest, most precious thing ever :3

  23. T.... ....

    Hence why Chamomile is a 'Herbal Tea'

  24. s.... m....

    I would overdose on Earl Grey. Anytime.

  25. Z.... ....

    I just found 12 boxes of tea in my cupard. and i mean all different kinds. 12 BOXES!!! I think this song fits me.

  26. g.... a....

    i self medicate with tea also ^^

  27. E.... R....

    I have a Black Butler page on facebook. Ask him yourself!

  28. 1.... ....

    i am addicted to tea also! it's a lot better than drugs and all that crap that is bad for your body.

  29. 1.... ....

    lol!!!!!

  30. A.... M....

    But you get chamomile tea. It is very soothing :)

  31. N.... ....

    I know I'm being an OCD bitch (diagnosed! [kind of]), but camamille isn't really tea, its some herb, completely different.

  32. A.... T....

    That comment made my day. xD
    *highfives*

  33. S.... B....

    dududududu... gosh i cant sing so fast, i was only dudududududud, so wonderful! <3

  34. X.... ....

    This is beautiful holy shit

  35. A.... M....

    i wish this was on itunes so i could buy it...ms.emilie you are brilliant.

  36. T.... o....

    Tea: the best self-medication.

  37. T.... ....

    haha, this describes me, well... to a tea! Silly pun. But I really do love my tea :p

  38. E.... F....

    love this n_n

  39. T.... T....

    Probably so, he drinks to much tea!

  40. M.... R....

    Possibly the best thing on UTU.

  41. A.... ....

    Don´t forget pure green tea, it keeps you young forever! (hysterical laughs)

  42. S.... A....

    Oh dear...This is my song...

  43. S.... ....

    Ask anyone. I medicate with tea, herbal tea for all my problems!

  44. L.... L....

    Hahahaha =D

  45. L.... ....

    This song... If I was not already enchanted with the dear miss Autumn, I would certainly become bespelled upon the spot.
    #sips his earl grey#
    As it is, I have to settle for falling in love all over again every time I hear this song.

  46. S.... C....

    *sniffles* this is wonderful.

  47. Y.... ....

    This is going to be my breakfast song

  48. s.... ....

    Lady Grey is awesome! It's my morning breakfast tea. =)

  49. H.... D....

    I like to get my Earl Gray from a butler in a black tailcoat. it smells good...100 fan points to anyone who understands what im talking about :p

  50. P.... S....

    I love this. I want tea now!

  51. �.... �....

    Can't live without a dose of English Breakfast!

  52. R.... ....

    I drink Tea from China. I order it twice a year, a couple kilos at a time directly from the Yunnan Province. I drink 10 cups per day. China Yunnan can be steeped all day and is still mild. Puh-ehr, (aged tea often in cakes) is another world of Tea from China. While I enjoy an Assam... the Assamica is not really my cup of Tea. I Study the real "Kowtow" and do the best an Occidental can to properly Respect China.

  53. v.... ....

    Green tea for me please ^ ^ Though I could happily drink myself to death on Twinings Rose tea too. Yay let's have a tea party~

  54. E.... F....

    I self medicate with earl grey black tea.

  55. S.... C....

    mmmmmmm....... i feel like some PG tips :3

  56. T.... ....

    Neither. Lady Grey tastes better.

  57. T.... ....

    Where did you find this?? =D

  58. c.... ....

    watching while drinking Stash fusion green and white tea

  59. T.... ....

    Overdose on both.

  60. T.... ....

    It's Chamomile....yeah*jazz Hands*

  61. w.... ....

    *Watching while drinking Celestial Seasonings mood mender*

  62. H.... A....

    I hate the smell, but love the taste :)

  63. x.... ....

    Sounds like a jingle.

  64. M.... ....

    @MissKaylaAnn29 lot of exclamation marks in there haha i was just so gash darn excited haha oops

  65. M.... ....

    LAPSANG SOUCHONG IS THEEE BEST! ive been searching for it forever and i cannot find it!! and no one else has heard of it! at least where im at currently! LordSia13 you rock! anyway Emilie Autumn is THEE greatest gift the universe has blessed us with

  66. L.... ....

    @TheFavouriteCupOfTea Fools, both of you! Lapsang Souchong all the way!
    On a related note, I haven't mentioned how much I love Emilie Autumn lately. Now, how much does it cost to rent some local ad-space...

  67. M.... ....

    @Glowskully :O je hebt geen idee. dit is geniaal.

  68. t.... ....

    I was singing this in and my science teacher was like "OOOOOOKkkkkkk?" It was so funny

  69. t.... ....

    this is probably the best thing i've ever heard

  70. c.... ....

    This song really shows off Emilie Autumn's amazing voice. <3

  71. M.... L....

    @MartyredxMaiden Also lemon tea with honey and blackberries <3
    I love it!

  72. M.... ....

    This is a lovely song! My lifestory <3

  73. S.... x....

    o.o It helps her voice... Tea here I come, I mean I always have dreamed of having a voice like hers <3

  74. M.... M....

    It's chamomile ;D! -jazz hands-

    Epic xD

  75. t.... ....

    hehe~ I'm drinking chamomile :)

  76. G.... H....

    BOOM! It's chamomille... yeahhh

  77. H.... O....

    God I love her.

  78. w.... ....

    Hee-hee, I'm drinking Celestial Seasonings tea right now! =)

  79. D.... S....

    @thePANDASgirl13 if you really are serious....
    then you sound like a fricken awesome person! XD
    1_~

  80. l.... ....

    Cutest song EVER. (Said as i sip my green tea with mint...refreshing.)

  81. A.... L....

    the funny thing is i'm actually drinking tea and i have a cold xD

  82. L.... ....

    Love this, but I have to make the point that Starbucks has really bad tea :P

  83. O.... M....

    I can't believe I never heard this before!

  84. R.... ....

    I am medicating right now. Lol

  85. Z.... ....

    I love this, her music is amazing even if it's just her voice, she sounds so happy unlike about half of her songs which are just sad or really angry.

  86. J.... F....

    omg no one dislikes this XD !

  87. S.... ....

    The fact that this has no dislikes proves everything I need to say.

  88. N.... K....

    Lol I love this song, so, so much. EA is amazingly talented as a singer and songwriter.

  89. L.... E....

    Amazing! Love EA!

  90. A.... i....

    Doo do do doo
    =D

  91. S.... ....

    this is the most adorable shizz ever XD

  92. M.... ....

    She doesn't even need music to sound good, her voice is so clean. Love it.

  93. L.... J....

    This is so sweet!

  94. A.... ....

    @TheFavouriteCupOfTea
    sorry, i just misread the description.

  95. H.... R....

    Lol I love her!! >w<

  96. t.... ....

    i wanna do a tap dance to this for some reason

  97. L.... ....

    Fishy is SO lucky!
    Emilie keeps us away from drugs XD

  98. a.... ....

    lol, she should make advert for tea