Anderson, John - Somebody Slap Me Lyrics

Heard this song at Walmart a few years ago, and couldn't believe how bad it was. I still think about it occasionally.

All women should be this much fun....

I've found a girl who
got her own money
She's so good lookin'
that it ain't funny

She's got a Self-for-Beauty school diploma
runnin' up to Miss Oklahoma
She looks uptown but she ain't really
She's into football, she likes my chilli

Somebody slap me,
somebody slap me
Can't be this happy,
I said somebody slap me
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I've found a girl
who's sweeter than honey
She pets my dog and
she likes my buddies
The kind of girl who
ain't afraid of nothing

She's independent
she does her own plumbing
Her daddy's rich
but she don't let it show
She likes to fish
she's got her own boat y'all

Somebody slap me,
I said somebody slap me
Can't be this happy,
somebody slap me
*************
She's got long blonde hair
and her eyes are blue
She wants a husband
but not any time soon y'all

omebody slap me,
I said somebody slap me
Can't be this happy,
y'all said somebody slap me

somebody slap me,
I said somebody slap me
Can't be this happy,
somebody slap me.....

Fun song!

she needs to be in everyone of his videos

And nobody has been commenting that every one of those guys was so far into the friend zone with her it wasn't funny.

dude I hear this all the time at the grocery store

I still like this song.

This is why I married my wife..haha what a blast..she's sitting here with the Bassett hound..what a gal..Don

Please John keep them coming..Don

Tell him Donald. I have an uncle named after you.his name is Don.

hell yeah

Ft. Morgan, Alabama !!!!! Used to stay at the fam's beach house a couple of house's up from JA's. He kept that boat at a little marina down the road.

John Anderson's output throughout the 80's and early 90's is one of the most impressive commercial runs in country music history, but my goodness...the first time I heard the chorus of this song I busted out laughing. This song was a misstep, to say the least.

Everyone's allowed a foul ball once in a while.
The girl's hot,though.

I used to work at Kroger's and heard this song. Now I play it as a joke.

Aviator22 I heard it at Brookshire's

Actually...my son and I both loved John Anderson...........almost every song he ever made...we both loved..

Always loved this song..............its a joke song people.. I am sure the "left " people will want this video shut-down......its a joke.......duhhh

Only the leftist turds. We moderates try to play nice.

anyone know how to get that guitar tone?

#1...get a fender telecaster (USA made)

somebody kill me!

+BillyBobAndCompany Every great singer can have a few foul balls every now and then.The girl's hot,though,isn't she?

yep! not that bad of a song really tho.

Heck no !!!Just take it for what it is .

Its a good song for some laughs. And a hot chick.

BillyBobAndCompany 🤣

John hit #22 in Billboard, 8-30-97.

+Dave Wollenberg Oh wow. You like to come back to this date hahaha. Pitiful you can see comments from 4 years ago at the bottom.

Love this...

This song's hilarious.

she can slap me any day LOL

This plays at my local #Kroger  everyday!
it's now stuck in my head...

@rhonda h I work at Kroger too and it plays in our store too. It's such a weird song D:

So good

Seriously? Where ya from?

They still do today!😂

da he finer den her ;) u no wot im sayin ;););)

Sunny Day what the hell kind of language is the first part of your comment typed in????? German

U b purdee faine yoursef lil gal ....💜😘😁

Speak some goddamn english and maybe I'll know what you're saying, y'know what I'm saying?

JESUS CHRIST WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE SLAP THIS MAN ALREADY?!

brentalfloss When a popular YouTuber comments on a relatively obscure music video from 7 years ago.

They tried. It didnt help.

brentalfloss 🤣

Baaahaaahaaaaahaaaaahaaaaahaaahaaahaaaahaa!

YAY Vevo. I love watching that little white dot travel round and round to the silent music

Huh. Weird. So did I.

I love this song but the video is dumb. O and he is my FAVEORITE singer

I heard this in The grocery store and had to listen to its stupidity again!

hey vevo....screw you and your ads that have nothing to do with the music we are trying to listen to. nicki minaj?!!! really??

Love this guys style.......he is so so cool!

John Anderson is one of my favorites ..

this used to be my favorite song is that bad?

Good ole Florida boy!!!! John Anderson is my hero!!!! lol

somebody slap that boy...............lol

NO way.he's a good guy and he is coming up in February.

😘😘😘😘😘😘

@kcmet79 Naw, I just reconfirmed it in the Billboard Country Annual. It says what I posted it as.

@susan29630 i agree-- and HARD. lol

@DaveWollenberg No, it was #24 on 9-29-97

kcmet79 David was right. It hit #22 on the Hot Country Songs. It was co-written by Roger Murrah who also had a hand in writing greats like "Don't Rock the Jukebox" by Alan Jackson and "If I Could Make a Living" by Clay Walker.

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great video!!!

John hit #22 in Billboard, 8-30-97. God bless! Thanx for postin' it!

is that Ft macon NC

Ft. Morgan, AL. He had a beach house just up the road from the Fort.

Somebody should slap him....................lol

@b4bill1 Whoever that Blonde Babe is, She's as Hot as a Volcano!!

@FatherTimeST1300 I don't know what it is...she's got that girl next door kinda look I've always gone for...what can i say? Guess I'm a sucker for Saturday nights!

@b4bill1 Thats John Anderson's daughter. I cant remember her name right now.

Elley May Anderson

man, this was one of my favorite songs back then. John Anderson freakin rules!!

Who's the girl in this video? I've had a crush on her for the past 13 years!

William Boyer her name is Brionna. She is John’s daughter.

Damn cool song !

Saw John live last week. A great show a great voice