Anderson, John - Somebody Slap Me Lyrics




I've found a girl who's got her own money
She's so good lookin' that it ain't funny
She's got a Self-and-Beauty school diploma
A runnin' up to Miss Oklahoma
She looks uptown but she ain't really
She's into football she likes my chilli

Somebody slap me I said somebody slap me
Can't be this happy I said somebody slap me

I've found a girl who's sweeter than honey
She pets my dog and she likes my buddies
The kind of girl who ain't afraid of nothing
She's independent she does her own plumbing
Her daddy's rich but she don't let it show
She likes to fish she's got her own boat y'all

Somebody slap me...

She's got long blonde hair and her eyes are blue
She wants a husband but not any time soon y'all

Somebody slap me...
Somebody slap me...





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  1. Harrison Bergeron

    Heard this song at Walmart a few years ago, and couldn't believe how bad it was. I still think about it occasionally.

  2. Joseph Deffendoll

    All women should be this much fun....

  3. Pondy Hsu

    I've found a girl who
    got her own money
    She's so good lookin'
    that it ain't funny

    She's got a Self-for-Beauty school diploma
    runnin' up to Miss Oklahoma
    She looks uptown but she ain't really
    She's into football, she likes my chilli

    Somebody slap me,
    somebody slap me
    Can't be this happy,
    I said somebody slap me
    --------------------------
    I've found a girl
    who's sweeter than honey
    She pets my dog and
    she likes my buddies
    The kind of girl who
    ain't afraid of nothing

    She's independent
    she does her own plumbing
    Her daddy's rich
    but she don't let it show
    She likes to fish
    she's got her own boat y'all

    Somebody slap me,
    I said somebody slap me
    Can't be this happy,
    somebody slap me
    *************
    She's got long blonde hair
    and her eyes are blue
    She wants a husband
    but not any time soon y'all

    omebody slap me,
    I said somebody slap me
    Can't be this happy,
    y'all said somebody slap me

    somebody slap me,
    I said somebody slap me
    Can't be this happy,
    somebody slap me.....

  4. Tex Grouper

    Fun song!

  5. Larry L

    she needs to be in everyone of his videos

  6. doughesson

    And nobody has been commenting that every one of those guys was so far into the friend zone with her it wasn't funny.

  7. Rob

    dude I hear this all the time at the grocery store

  8. Brian Fuller

    I still like this song.

  9. Donald Emmert

    This is why I married my wife..haha what a blast..she's sitting here with the Bassett hound..what a gal..Don

  10. Donald Emmert

    Please John keep them coming..Don

    Jennifer Dijames

    Tell him Donald. I have an uncle named after you.his name is Don.

  11. Mike M.

    hell yeah

  12. jeff ford

    Ft. Morgan, Alabama !!!!! Used to stay at the fam's beach house a couple of house's up from JA's. He kept that boat at a little marina down the road.

  13. GrantH

    John Anderson's output throughout the 80's and early 90's is one of the most impressive commercial runs in country music history, but my goodness...the first time I heard the chorus of this song I busted out laughing. This song was a misstep, to say the least.

    doughesson

    Everyone's allowed a foul ball once in a while.
    The girl's hot,though.

  14. Christian

    I used to work at Kroger's and heard this song. Now I play it as a joke.

    AntPanoLas

    Aviator22 I heard it at Brookshire's

  15. Harry Prater

    Actually...my son and I both loved John Anderson...........almost every song he ever made...we both loved..

  16. Harry Prater

    Always loved this song..............its a joke song people.. I am sure the "left " people will want this video shut-down......its a joke.......duhhh

    CometTamer

    Only the leftist turds. We moderates try to play nice.

  17. kyle anderson

    anyone know how to get that guitar tone?

    Harry Prater

    #1...get a fender telecaster (USA made)

  18. BillyBobAndCompany

    somebody kill me!

    doughesson

    +BillyBobAndCompany Every great singer can have a few foul balls every now and then.The girl's hot,though,isn't she?

    BillyBobAndCompany

    yep! not that bad of a song really tho.

    Keith Wicks

    Heck no !!!Just take it for what it is .

    CometTamer

    Its a good song for some laughs. And a hot chick.

    Lily Lane

    BillyBobAndCompany 🤣

  19. Dave Wollenberg

    John hit #22 in Billboard, 8-30-97.

    flybladder

    +Dave Wollenberg Oh wow. You like to come back to this date hahaha. Pitiful you can see comments from 4 years ago at the bottom.

  20. Wildman

    Love this...

  21. John A.

    This song's hilarious.

  22. acenthehole777

    she can slap me any day LOL

  23. SHURAV DHAKAL

    This plays at my local #Kroger  everyday!
    it's now stuck in my head...

    KRDsonic

    @rhonda h I work at Kroger too and it plays in our store too. It's such a weird song D:

    yaboi fishybear

    So good

    CometTamer

    Seriously? Where ya from?

    tolleybomb

    They still do today!😂

  24. Sunny Day

    da he finer den her ;) u no wot im sayin ;););)

    countrygirl country musiclover

    Sunny Day what the hell kind of language is the first part of your comment typed in????? German

    Joseph Deffendoll

    U b purdee faine yoursef lil gal ....💜😘😁

    Jordan.

    Speak some goddamn english and maybe I'll know what you're saying, y'know what I'm saying?

  25. brentalfloss

    JESUS CHRIST WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE SLAP THIS MAN ALREADY?!

    Joshua

    brentalfloss When a popular YouTuber comments on a relatively obscure music video from 7 years ago.

    CometTamer

    They tried. It didnt help.

    Lily Lane

    brentalfloss 🤣

    Joseph Deffendoll

    Baaahaaahaaaaahaaaaahaaaaahaaahaaahaaaahaa!

  26. akeagleTL

    YAY Vevo. I love watching that little white dot travel round and round to the silent music

  27. Adam Middleton

    Huh. Weird. So did I.

  28. Marybella Steward

    I love this song but the video is dumb. O and he is my FAVEORITE singer

  29. Sbalg98

    I heard this in The grocery store and had to listen to its stupidity again!

  30. R Smith

    hey vevo....screw you and your ads that have nothing to do with the music we are trying to listen to. nicki minaj?!!! really??

  31. Bobby Hutchinson

    Love this guys style.......he is so so cool!

  32. Anthony Sorrento

    John Anderson is one of my favorites ..

  33. Chillon Swisher

    this used to be my favorite song is that bad?

  34. Dawn Ward

    Good ole Florida boy!!!! John Anderson is my hero!!!! lol

  35. Samantha Pettitt

    somebody slap that boy...............lol

    Jennifer Dijames

    NO way.he's a good guy and he is coming up in February.

    Joseph Deffendoll

    😘😘😘😘😘😘

  36. Dave Wollenberg

    @kcmet79 Naw, I just reconfirmed it in the Billboard Country Annual. It says what I posted it as.

  37. kcmet79

    @susan29630 i agree-- and HARD. lol

  38. kcmet79

    @DaveWollenberg No, it was #24 on 9-29-97

    Adam Lee Nichols

    kcmet79 David was right. It hit #22 on the Hot Country Songs. It was co-written by Roger Murrah who also had a hand in writing greats like "Don't Rock the Jukebox" by Alan Jackson and "If I Could Make a Living" by Clay Walker.

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  40. M O

    great video!!!

  41. Dave Wollenberg

    John hit #22 in Billboard, 8-30-97. God bless! Thanx for postin' it!

  42. farmall51

    is that Ft macon NC

    jeff ford

    Ft. Morgan, AL. He had a beach house just up the road from the Fort.

  43. Samantha Pettitt

    Somebody should slap him....................lol

  44. Aaron Ladner

    @b4bill1 Whoever that Blonde Babe is, She's as Hot as a Volcano!!

  45. William Boyer

    @FatherTimeST1300 I don't know what it is...she's got that girl next door kinda look I've always gone for...what can i say? Guess I'm a sucker for Saturday nights!

  46. Lady Irene

    @b4bill1 Thats John Anderson's daughter. I cant remember her name right now.

    Joseph Deffendoll

    Elley May Anderson

  47. TxArizona72

    man, this was one of my favorite songs back then. John Anderson freakin rules!!

  48. William Boyer

    Who's the girl in this video? I've had a crush on her for the past 13 years!

    Christie Chapman

    William Boyer her name is Brionna. She is John’s daughter.

  49. jb92034

    Damn cool song !

  50. Don Winters

    Saw John live last week. A great show a great voice