Alice Cooper - Fantasy Man Lyrics
I don't drink tea
Or white chablis
I sit around and watch tv
Don't send flowers
Or take showers
Oh yeah
I don't read books
I don't french cook
Or stroll around in galleries
I hate opera
I hate Oprah
Don't fill my head with poetry
You just want to squeeze my masculinity
Why can't you leave it alone
Hey, hey don't you love it this way
Hey, hey I am what I am
So please understand
I'm not you fantasy man
I don't do dishes
And I'm suspicious
Of any grown-up man who does
I'm homophobic
Don't do aerobics
Just lay around and catch a buzz
You just want to squeeze my masculinity
Why can't you leave it alone
Hey, hey I ain't gonna change
Hey, hey don't you love it this way
Hey, hey I am what I am
So please understand
I'm not you fantasy man
Hey, hey I ain't gonna change
Hey, hey don't you love me this way
Hey, hey I am what I am
So please understand
I'm not your fantasy man
You just want to squeeze my masculinity
Why can't you leave it alone
Hey, hey I ain't gonna change
Hey, hey don't you love it this way
Hey, hey I am what I am
So please understand
I'm not you fantasy man
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Alice Cooper Fantasy Man Comments
This is the song a aim at all this jabber about heavy-metal is "toxic masculinity".
This song is the ultimant middle finger against the entire beta male subculture.
You hearing this Gillette?
Razorfist?
Dr. Medic hell yes
Can't believe I never heard of this song. Love it.
Fuck off Gillette
Well spoken.
Hell yea
Everyone hates Oprah.
This song when it was performed live went over really ,really well with the audience. Alice should bring this one back.
a nother great one keep em rooling alice
This is the best song off the dragontown album