Alestorm - Fucked With An Anchor Lyrics
Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor
You're all cunts so fuck you all
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor
You're all cunts so fuck you all
Go!
For 30 odd years I have lived with this curse
My vocabulary was stunted at birth
By a witchdoctor from over the seas
Casting his strange voodoo magic on me
Now when I speak, it's rather absurd
I lash out in anger at all in my way
Shocking unspeakable things that I say
Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor
You're all cunts so fuck you all
Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor
You're all cunts so fuck you all
Fuck you!
Long I have waited to have my revenge
To bring that witchdoctor to his bitter end
So I have gathered a ship and a crew
We're sailing to find him, we know what to do
On a dark moonless night, when he least suspects
We'll creep up behind him, so hard to detect
We'll bring out our anchor by the light of the stars
And shove it inside of his big fuckin' arse
Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor
You're all cunts so fuck you all
Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor
You're all cunts so fuck you all
Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor
You're all cunts so fuck you all
Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor
You're all cunts so fuck you all
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Alestorm Fucked With An Anchor Comments
Someone needed to cut out that vulgarity
ROTFLMAO!
Dedicated to certain person. For making false allegations. Eat me.
The fact the bass has a Prince sticker makes me happy
Here's a message Differently for trump and his goons and republicans😂🤣😹
My dad´s called me Bobo all my life.
capitalists: *exist*
me and my comrades:
I dedicate this song to the police!!!
They had fun with that one 😂
Drinking game idea-Take a shot every time he says fuck
Dedicated to the Conservative party by any chance?
Wth is that tune?! I've heard it before but I just can't remember for shit someone help 😂
I friggin LOVE pirate metal.
I dedicate this song to the Conservative Party
Such language 😂😂😂
Current state of YouTube.
Thanks COPPA and FTC, for essentially ruining the internet.
Welp, I know one channel that certainly isn't going to be affected by COPPA.
Can we get a M rated Sea of Thieves release with No Grave album as the soundtrack. That would make my year.
Wanker really
*ALL STAND FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM*
I want this as my graduation song
Last day of school
Teacher: have a Nice vacation.
Me: (this Song)
There NEEDS to be a karaoke version of this.
just emailed this to a scammer.
Omg! I want this as my wedding song.
NOT A GOOD ONE SORRY
fuck you all
This should be Britain's parting anthem from the EU.
The type of insult an honest man like me needs in his daily life
The valedictorian's graduation speech in a nutshell.
In retrospect, I should have played this while walking down the aisle at graduation...
When you tell your boss you quit
Lol exactly I love this band my friend introduced me to them.
Best barfight song, in my opinion.
Best beer drinking song I'm about to smoke some good good too
3:00 Modulate! Because they didn't hear it the first four times!
It went up a million views since last night
My mom walked in when I was listening to this
Well 🙄😬not really but she is so ya
Lol anyone that disliked this song it's for you this was written for you 😙
One best bands I've came across
This is how I feel about COPPA AND THE FTC
Does anybody know what tuning this song is in? I have seen some down tune their guitars to C or tune up 1 halfstep or with a capo.
It’s just too many barre chords for me.
Can't wait to see them on graspop. Hopefully they play this
I feel like this is most peoples' unspoken opinion of YouTube at this point.
well, it's my opinion of SJWs anyway.
Actually FTC and COPPA, but yeah. They're fucking YouTube with a fuckin' anchor.
Spoken*
I swear this is either Ireland or Scotland’s national anthem
This was good the first time I heard it, now that I'm tipsy it's AMAZING!😂
Dedicated to every politician on the planet. Particularly the left-leaning ones.
Me: Doing a maths test
My brain: F*** you ect.
My pencil:
My new life motto 😂
Ive seen them perform this song live twice. So needless to say best god damn moshpits of my life.
This is the funniest shit I've ever listened to
whats that bass? It's damn sexy!!
This is amazing
When the bard gets mad
lol......love this song.......PIRATE METAL!!!!
Pirate metal, where were you all my life?
You’re silly sausage!
This song needs to be sung to the EU and the United Nations.
Bet these guys have awesome dnd sessions
Dis is so british
In one single word, Scotland
You know sometimes I feel like my girlfriend hates me. She tells me to tell her how i feel and if it changes (like happy or sad or tired or mad) but when I do she gets pissed off at me. I'm venting here because y'all are random ass people who don't really give a shit and because this is a great song to listen to when u feel like shit
Who is here after seeing them in Toronto??
Can't find the lyrics.
Zargothrax really went wild during his like 10000 years in ice huh
I got access to the loud speakers of the school bus and immediately put this on
some exquisite eloquence here
I would like to dedicate this song to the westboro Baptist church and Donald Trump
For which when I hear this song I immediately think of them
This is why I don't allow myself to go to political events of any kind.
Alrighty to the men of alestorm!!!! This is my turkeys new favorite song!!! Well even if she doesn't like it I love it!!!! She does know every word of it before shes heard it tho!!!! I love it!!!!!! Maybe that's how come her and I love each other so much!!!
When Scotland becomes independent, this should be its national anthem.
Beautiful
It's stuff like this that makes me wonder: "Where is the *send to everyone* button?"
0.5 playback speed is a bad ass speed for the son
Holy shit so does 0.75
This for national anthem! Indy2020!
My neighbors don't like me so I played this for em really dont like me now ha
I'm italian but i've never felt so scottish in my life.
this is what the angry marines would sing if they decided to take up interstellar piracy.
I honestly cannot express how much i love this song... Loved alestorm for years and this seals it for me.
The 1.1k people who disliked this video have been punched in the balls and fucked with a anchor
As a someone who works in retail, I dedicate this to my "favorite" customers.
I fucking love it, I'd buy the album but there's something wrong with the link, I just get an error 404 :(
This should be the Spongebob theme song xD
Welp I like alestorm now
My brother said sabaton is pirate music. Showed him alestorm, he’s disappointed but then again he likes niggaboo music
the world feels more complete now
Everything about this song is Scottish. Couldn't make it more Scottish if you added bagpipes.
My neighbours have just heard their new favourite song.
Tough shit if they don't like it cause it will be played on 11.
Isn't 10 the highest?
Yes that is why this will be played on 11!!!
I love this song. But havemt listened to it in ages so when i searched it i couldnt remember the name so i put "pirate song fuck" and first result woop
This is great, loving the message behing the lryics. My favourite song of theirs is drink
ARRGGGG MOTHER FUCKERS I CANT STOP LISTENING TO THIS HAHAHAHAHA
Been singing this song on my job lately. thanks for making it bearable to work among the idiots :)
My message to all of those PC liberal communist SJW crybabies
This song is my spirit animal.
I want to sing this to my teachers
2:11 when creeper behind is so hard to detect
Singing along from USA! FUCK YOU ALL!
this song makes me want to say the heck word
May from Guilty Gear's theme
No ads on this one.