Alestorm - Fucked With An Anchor Lyrics






Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor
You're all cunts so fuck you all

Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor
You're all cunts so fuck you all
Go!

For 30 odd years I have lived with this curse
My vocabulary was stunted at birth
By a witchdoctor from over the seas
Casting his strange voodoo magic on me
Now when I speak, it's rather absurd
An endless tirade of four letter words
I lash out in anger at all in my way
Shocking unspeakable things that I say

Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor
You're all cunts so fuck you all

Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor
You're all cunts so fuck you all

Fuck you!

Long I have waited to have my revenge
To bring that witchdoctor to his bitter end
So I have gathered a ship and a crew
We're sailing to find him, we know what to do
On a dark moonless night, when he least suspects
We'll creep up behind him, so hard to detect
We'll bring out our anchor by the light of the stars
And shove it inside of his big fuckin' arse

Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor
You're all cunts so fuck you all

Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor
You're all cunts so fuck you all

Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor
You're all cunts so fuck you all

Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor
You're all cunts so fuck you all





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  1. T.... ....

    Someone needed to cut out that vulgarity

  2. S.... ....

    ROTFLMAO!
    Dedicated to certain person. For making false allegations. Eat me.

  3. J.... B....

    The fact the bass has a Prince sticker makes me happy

  4. H.... B....

    Here's a message Differently for trump and his goons and republicans😂🤣😹

  5. m.... ....

    My dad´s called me Bobo all my life.

  6. i.... p....

    capitalists: *exist*
    me and my comrades:

  7. M.... ....

    I dedicate this song to the police!!!

  8. A.... W....

    They had fun with that one 😂

  9. A.... 1....

    Drinking game idea-Take a shot every time he says fuck

  10. J.... W....

    Dedicated to the Conservative party by any chance?

  11. J.... W....

    Wth is that tune?! I've heard it before but I just can't remember for shit someone help 😂

  12. G.... H....

    I friggin LOVE pirate metal.

  13. P.... B....

    I dedicate this song to the Conservative Party

  14. S.... F....

    Such language 😂😂😂

  15. S.... w....

    Current state of YouTube.
    Thanks COPPA and FTC, for essentially ruining the internet.

  16. S.... ....

    Welp, I know one channel that certainly isn't going to be affected by COPPA.

  17. T.... R....

    Can we get a M rated Sea of Thieves release with No Grave album as the soundtrack. That would make my year.

  18. S.... E....

    Wanker really

  19. P.... R....

    *ALL STAND FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM*

  20. P.... ....

    I want this as my graduation song

  21. O.... S....

    Last day of school
    Teacher: have a Nice vacation.

    Me: (this Song)

  22. m.... d....

    There NEEDS to be a karaoke version of this.

  23. d.... ....

    just emailed this to a scammer.

  24. J.... ....

    Omg! I want this as my wedding song.

  25. j.... r....

    NOT A GOOD ONE SORRY

  26. m.... ....

    fuck you all

  27. M.... J....

    This should be Britain's parting anthem from the EU.

  28. J.... R....

    The type of insult an honest man like me needs in his daily life

  29. J.... P....

    The valedictorian's graduation speech in a nutshell.

  30. M.... M....

    In retrospect, I should have played this while walking down the aisle at graduation...

  31. K.... i....

    When you tell your boss you quit

    K.... i....

    Lol exactly I love this band my friend introduced me to them.

  32. a.... ....

    Best barfight song, in my opinion.

    a.... ....

    Best beer drinking song I'm about to smoke some good good too

  33. P.... ....

    3:00 Modulate! Because they didn't hear it the first four times!

  34. S.... T....

    It went up a million views since last night

  35. D.... C....

    My mom walked in when I was listening to this

    D.... C....

    Well 🙄😬not really but she is so ya

  36. S.... T....

    Lol anyone that disliked this song it's for you this was written for you 😙

  37. S.... T....

    One best bands I've came across

  38. A.... ....

    This is how I feel about COPPA AND THE FTC

  39. C.... [....

    Does anybody know what tuning this song is in? I have seen some down tune their guitars to C or tune up 1 halfstep or with a capo.
    It’s just too many barre chords for me.

  40. s.... ....

    Can't wait to see them on graspop. Hopefully they play this

  41. D.... W....

    I feel like this is most peoples' unspoken opinion of YouTube at this point.

    D.... W....

    well, it's my opinion of SJWs anyway.

    D.... W....

    Actually FTC and COPPA, but yeah. They're fucking YouTube with a fuckin' anchor.

    D.... W....

    Spoken*

  42. F.... G....

    I swear this is either Ireland or Scotland’s national anthem

  43. l.... ....

    This was good the first time I heard it, now that I'm tipsy it's AMAZING!😂

  44. S.... B....

    Dedicated to every politician on the planet. Particularly the left-leaning ones.

  45. P.... R....

    Me: Doing a maths test
    My brain: F*** you ect.
    My pencil:

  46. A.... T....

    My new life motto 😂

  47. s.... w....

    Ive seen them perform this song live twice. So needless to say best god damn moshpits of my life.

  48. W.... H....

    This is the funniest shit I've ever listened to

  49. R.... S....

    whats that bass? It's damn sexy!!

  50. A.... E....

    This is amazing

  51. W.... S....

    When the bard gets mad

  52. P.... M....

    lol......love this song.......PIRATE METAL!!!!

  53. W.... ....

    Pirate metal, where were you all my life?

  54. G.... G....

    You’re silly sausage!

  55. E.... A....

    This song needs to be sung to the EU and the United Nations.

  56. R.... T....

    Bet these guys have awesome dnd sessions

  57. m.... g....

    Dis is so british

  58. C.... M....

    In one single word, Scotland

  59. N.... ....

    You know sometimes I feel like my girlfriend hates me. She tells me to tell her how i feel and if it changes (like happy or sad or tired or mad) but when I do she gets pissed off at me. I'm venting here because y'all are random ass people who don't really give a shit and because this is a great song to listen to when u feel like shit

  60. A.... ....

    Who is here after seeing them in Toronto??

  61. V.... T....

    Can't find the lyrics.

  62. i.... ....

    Zargothrax really went wild during his like 10000 years in ice huh

  63. 4.... ....

    I got access to the loud speakers of the school bus and immediately put this on

  64. w.... ....

    some exquisite eloquence here

  65. T.... W....

    I would like to dedicate this song to the westboro Baptist church and Donald Trump
    For which when I hear this song I immediately think of them

  66. K.... t....

    This is why I don't allow myself to go to political events of any kind.

  67. P.... T....

    Alrighty to the men of alestorm!!!! This is my turkeys new favorite song!!! Well even if she doesn't like it I love it!!!! She does know every word of it before shes heard it tho!!!! I love it!!!!!! Maybe that's how come her and I love each other so much!!!

  68. M.... ....

    When Scotland becomes independent, this should be its national anthem.

  69. S.... L....

    Beautiful

  70. D.... M....

    It's stuff like this that makes me wonder: "Where is the *send to everyone* button?"

  71. M.... P....

    0.5 playback speed is a bad ass speed for the son

    M.... P....

    Holy shit so does 0.75

  72. H.... ....

    This for national anthem! Indy2020!

  73. T.... _....

    My neighbors don't like me so I played this for em really dont like me now ha

  74. s.... ....

    I'm italian but i've never felt so scottish in my life.

  75. B.... D....

    this is what the angry marines would sing if they decided to take up interstellar piracy.

  76. A.... ....

    I honestly cannot express how much i love this song... Loved alestorm for years and this seals it for me.

  77. Y.... D....

    The 1.1k people who disliked this video have been punched in the balls and fucked with a anchor

  78. C.... ....

    As a someone who works in retail, I dedicate this to my "favorite" customers.

  79. R.... H....

    I fucking love it, I'd buy the album but there's something wrong with the link, I just get an error 404 :(

  80. R.... ....

    This should be the Spongebob theme song xD

  81. �.... ....

    Welp I like alestorm now

  82. s.... l....

    My brother said sabaton is pirate music. Showed him alestorm, he’s disappointed but then again he likes niggaboo music

  83. A.... E....

    the world feels more complete now

  84. v.... T....

    Everything about this song is Scottish. Couldn't make it more Scottish if you added bagpipes.

  85. W.... D....

    My neighbours have just heard their new favourite song.
    Tough shit if they don't like it cause it will be played on 11.
    Isn't 10 the highest?
    Yes that is why this will be played on 11!!!

  86. O.... B....

    I love this song. But havemt listened to it in ages so when i searched it i couldnt remember the name so i put "pirate song fuck" and first result woop

  87. C.... J....

    This is great, loving the message behing the lryics. My favourite song of theirs is drink

  88. s.... ....

    ARRGGGG MOTHER FUCKERS I CANT STOP LISTENING TO THIS HAHAHAHAHA

  89. O.... ....

    Been singing this song on my job lately. thanks for making it bearable to work among the idiots :)

  90. L.... A....

    My message to all of those PC liberal communist SJW crybabies

  91. a.... ....

    This song is my spirit animal.

  92. K.... F....

    I want to sing this to my teachers

  93. M.... R....

    2:11 when creeper behind is so hard to detect

  94. M.... D....

    Singing along from USA! FUCK YOU ALL!

  95. K.... T....

    this song makes me want to say the heck word

  96. G.... M....

    May from Guilty Gear's theme

  97. T.... p....

    No ads on this one.