Alan Jackson - A Million Ways To Die Lyrics
Cowboys and pioneers, come lend your eyes and ears
I've got the need to testify
Don't try to build your nest out in the open west
'cuz there's a million ways to die
Too many ways to quantify
They'll cut your ankle off to cure a minor cough
'cuz there's a million ways to die
A million ways to die
It's a hundred and one in the shade of the sun
If you fall asleep, you fry
A million ways to die
You can live like a saint but there just really ain't
no avoiding a million ways to die
Smallpox and bigger pox, and deadly tomahawks
Or God forbid you steal a pie
They'll blast you into shards for bein' good at cards
'cuz there's a million ways to die
Out on the desert plains it hardly ever rains
and you can hear coyotes cry
They'll eat you up and then they'll shit you out again
'cuz there's a million ways to die
A million ways to die
With a whoosh and a whack there's a knife in your back
'cuz you got a fancy tie...
A million ways to die
It's a kick in the pants but you don't have a chance
Of escaping a million ways to die
A million ways to die
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Alan Jackson A Million Ways To Die Comments
This song was so smartly made.
Song is Great, movie is fine, but this video is a mess.
Anyone 2019?
Dont kill us on sex night
Play RDR2 with song
Great song
One of the best songs ever; so beautiful, so peppy, catchy, lively, cheerful, and so funny. The song was co-written for the movie A Million Ways to Die in the West by Seth MacFarlane, the director of the movie. Alan Jackson's style suits the song very well, and he's simply done a great job in recording the song. Oftentimes, I don't much care about the Oscar nominated or winning movies. Some of us, more than anything else, value the entertainment quality of a movie. And, nearly every moment of the movie A Million Ways to Die in the West provides joyful, great entertainment, and makes you feel free of worries for a little while. If you haven't seen the movie yet, I would recommend that you consider giving it a watch; you might just enjoy it as much as I did...
McFarlane should have checked his ego and cast a real actor (I'm thinking Jonah Hill or maybe sean w Scott). Either of them would have been an improvement.
This song is a tribute red dead redemption 2 online 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Another way to die in the west.....Tuberculosis :'c
This is the most beautiful Inez moving movie I've seen, the song is very pretty
Movie was amazing
Plugger!!!
I’m excited for Red Dead Redemption 2
I love Alan Jackson but can't stand Seth MacFarlane so I'm conflicted
My brother loves Alan Jackson so when i had him listen to this song he loved it and listens to it still
Got my dad (a die-hard John Wayne fan) to watch this.
Dad: Son, I saw that movie, now, I have a question. What in the hell is wrong with you?
Me: Did you laugh
Dad: Oh yeah
Me: Then what the hells wrong with you?
Dad: Good point son, good point.
Well I am not surprised that Alan Jackson made it a good song ^^.
Great Song - Great Effects - Amazing Text Animation ... Just Perfect !!!
Really funny movie. Nice song. Love it.
oh god forbid you steel a pie
Steal.....🤣🤣🤣
This may not have been the best movie, but this song was pretty kickass.
😍😍😍😍 cowboy song
I actually liked this movie
ROTFLOL!!
absolutely BRILLIANT
Love the song, movie was ok
This is a really clever song and Alan Jackson's delivery is excellent. I'm surprised it hasn't had more views and likes. While the movie probably wasn't a blockbuster, it was still a pretty good movie. I liked it.
I love that song baby.but What is the name of that western movie? I'M curious.
A Million Ways to Die in the West
That movie was great. People just love to hate seth macfarlane
I don't get way this movie was not liked well I thought it was very funny
Corey Johnson Seth MacFarlane's sense of humor maybe?
That didn't stop Ted.
All alone in the world was a little cat dog
Seth MacFarlane is fucking sexy.
and really funny
that was cute. I loved this movie and song
Yeah it is hilarious
Seen it,IT was FUNNY as hell.
I know I laughed so hard at the whole thing
I'm goin' to see it on Saturday. It looks like a kick in the pants if I don't have a chance of escapin' a million ways to die.
Hysterically funny music video. Hope the actual movie lives up to the video.
@Purple Dragon this movie is funny as fuck the different kinds of humor in it appeal to every type . This movie is as good as prime family guy I fuckin love this movie 😃
Marshal vs the Machines.
I like the irony- that that song is from HIMYM and Neil Patrick Harris happens to be in this movie