Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song, Part 4 Lyrics




Put on your yarmulke, here comes Chanukah
So much fun-ukah to celebrate Chanukah

Chanukkah is the Festival of Lights
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights

When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree,
Here’s the fourth list of people who are Jewish, just like Jesus, Olaf, Punky Brewster, Scott Rudin and me!

Joseph Gordon-Levitt enjoys eating kugel
So does Stan Lee, Jake Gyllenhaal, and the two guys who founded Google
Adam Levine wears a Jewish star
So does Drake and Seth Rogen
Goldberg has a gold yarmulke to match the belt he won from Hulk Hogan

We got Scarlett Johansson, talk about a Kosher crush
And if you need a higher voice to turn you on, how about Geddy Lee from Rush?

We may not have a cartoon with a reindeer that can talk
But we also don’t have polio, thanks to Dr. Jonas Salk (smart Jew!)

Put on your yarmulke, it’s time for Chanukah
Harry Potter and his magic wand-ukah, celebrate Chanukah

Jared from Subway: God dammit, a Jew
But guess who’s Jewish and can fix him? "Loveline"’s Dr. Drew (get on it doc!)

Princess Leia cuts the challah with Queen Elsa from "Frozen"
David Beckham is the king of soccer studs and also a quarter chosen

Ron Jeremy is fully Jewish and so is his foot-long buddy
Shia LaBeouf is half a Jew but a 100 percent nutty

It’s cool that Santa Claus makes Christmas so merry
But we get two jolly fat guys: ice cream’s Ben & Jerry (both Jewish!)

From New York to Iran-ukah, get up and celebrate Chanukah
Don’t mess with us, oh Chanukah, let’s all get along for Chanukah
So drink your Jaegerbomb-ukah and smoke your medical-chron-ukah
If you really, really wan-ukah, have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah





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Adam Sandler The Chanukah Song, Part 4 Comments
  1. Tyler Lozano

    Mr Sandler time to do a 5th list of people who are jewish

  2. Kylie Pollert

    He forgot "Kevin James, not a Jew!" (He's Catholic)

  3. Jordan Kirkham

    Shalom Adam loved it. See ya in New york.

  4. John corcoran

    #5....???? Cmon man

  5. Penguin Queen

    The keyboard player looks like Paul Prenter. Oh god no.

  6. scrubl0rd

    well that explains a lot, especially why ben and jerrys is so overpriced.

    Travis Hernandez

    Fuck you

    Travis Hernandez

    I’m actually half Jewish

  7. Barret Rebel

    2/4 golden girls were Jewish as well..

    Estelle Getty and Bea Arthur

    Ace Heru

    Or half

    Barret Rebel

    Ace Heru when I wrote that I meant two out of 4

  8. Karl Smith

    I wasn't aware that there's a 4th list of Jewish celebrities, until I saw this link

  9. nezahualcoytl

    for part 5: howard stern, magneto, macho man randy savage, oj simpsons lawyer robert shapiro, karl marx, leon trotsky, bernie sanders, stan lee, beatles manager brian epstein, amy winehouse, sharon osbourne and steven seagal are half and sly stallone and van damme are a quarter jewish,

    Ace Heru

    You forgot Sammy Davis jr

  10. John corcoran

    I think he should start a new one Rashanaka

  11. Octacle

    The fifth should include this line (no need to credit me)
    Angelina Jolie... no she’s not Jewish - just kidding!
    But guess who are: Seth Green and Matthew Senreich, the creators of “Robot Chicken”!

  12. Nicolette Montano

    There are too many good lines in this Chanukah song for me to name one! They keep getting better and better!! C'mon, Sandman! Do a 5th one!!!

  13. Aaron Creagh

    There has been Hanukkah songs since the early 90's.

    (And they still make me laugh!)

  14. Dor Sharabi

    "Quarter chosen"

  15. Holly Golightly

    He’s so funny I love him!

  16. Basfoo

    what a gem

  17. raymond german

    Is there a version with lyrics? I cannot understand some of names. I wonder how many lists Adam has now?😁

  18. raymond german

    Adam is great.

  19. Bill Laspin

    Dr Jonas Saulk...Pittsburgh rocks the world with another first.

  20. Aaron Creagh

    Adam Sandler is pretty funny sometimes lol!

  21. Jay Landau

    We may not have a show with a reindeer that can talk, but we also don't have polio, thanks to Dr. Jonas Salk !!

  22. thedreadedzero

    0:53 people lose it

  23. mcraike37

    Way to go Adam. Favorite line fuck you to Iranica!

  24. Treyale 425

    4 songs and he has never mentioned Jerry Seinfeld or Steven Spielberg??

  25. lestrum B

    Sounds a bit like Neil Young.

  26. schallrd1

    There are heavy hitters on Sandler's List.

  27. Mr J

    The elite Joos do a lot worse with kids than Jared from subway did!

  28. ckbuco

    Thanks Adam. You're the best.

  29. frank234561

    Was not expecting a Jarod from subway reference. Hahaha!

  30. HoldenNY22

    A Great Jewish Anthem. Funny and Pognant. This is a Real Antidote to all the Anti-Semetism in this World and even in this Country and my City- New York.

    Ace Heru

    The Jew-"ish" needs to give recognition to the black Hebrews The orignals.. but I see what you did there 🧐

  31. yudshvat

    Hey Adam I just wanted to wish you a happy day number 7 of Chanukah

  32. Malcolm Kelner

    I made a new one! https://youtu.be/z6_AoX7VrsY

  33. Nancy Cabrera

    I'm not Jewish. The Sand Man's Chanukah songs are very much part of this Holiday Season.

  34. Jeremy Diamond

    I love him

  35. Tracy Sharpe

    im sooo hoping he makes a fifth chanukah song! i love all four songs! happy eight crazy nights for everyone celebrating!

  36. Steven Grieco

    I want to convert...

  37. Steven Grieco

    Sandler with classic holiday fun !

  38. Padfoot

    Lyrics:

    Put on your yarmulke, here comes Chanukah
    So much fun-ukah to celebrate Chanukah

    Chanukkah is the Festival of Lights
    Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights

    When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree,
    Here’s the fourth list of people who are Jewish, just like Jesus, Olaf, Punky Brewster, Scott Rudin and me!

    Joseph Gordon-Levitt enjoys eating kugel
    So does Stan Lee, Jake Gyllenhaal, and the two guys who founded Google
    Adam Levine wears a Jewish star
    So does Drake and Seth Rogen
    Goldberg has a gold yarmulke to match the belt he won from Hulk Hogan

    We got Scarlett Johansson, talk about a Kosher crush
    And if you need a higher voice to turn you on, how about Geddy Lee from Rush?

    We may not have a cartoon with a reindeer that can talk
    But we also don’t have polio, thanks to Dr. Jonas Salk (smart Jew!)

    Put on your yarmulke, it’s time for Chanukah
    Harry Potter and his magic wand-ukah, celebrate Chanukah

    Jared from Subway: God dammit, a Jew
    But guess who’s Jewish and can fix him? "Loveline"’s Dr. Drew (get on it doc!)

    Princess Leia cuts the challah with Queen Elsa from "Frozen"
    David Beckham is the king of soccer studs and also a quarter chosen

    Ron Jeremy is fully Jewish and so is his foot-long buddy
    Shia LaBeouf is half a Jew but a 100 percent nutty

    It’s cool that Santa Claus makes Christmas so merry
    But we get two jolly fat guys: ice cream’s Ben & Jerry (both Jewish!)

    From New York to Iran-ukah, get up and celebrate Chanukah
    Don’t mess with us, oh Chanukah, let’s all get along for Chanukah
    So drink your Jaegerbomb-ukah and smoke your medical-chron-ukah
    If you really, really wan-ukah, have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah

    Liquid Shadows

    I really appreciate when people, like yourself, take the time to go out of their way to transcribe the lyrics for everyone else...so thank you very much!

    handzmagic

    Thank YoU For Sharing👍
    Shabbat Shalom💙😉

    Kornycovers

    Just one little mistake. It’s “don’t mess with the Zohan-ica” , right before it talk about the jaegerbomv-ukah

  39. Elizabeth Kuster

    I'm not Jewish but I have all 3 previous versions of "The Chanukah Song" and they are the first things I listen to when it's time to ring in the holiday season! I love them so much! What a gift that there is a 4th version -- and here's hoping for number 5...

  40. Karen

    Need an updated version

  41. Scott Grudziadz

    Not 1 smart Jew on the planet

  42. green anaconda, suriname boa, Colombian boa

    3 was in 02 so I guess number 5 will be in another 10 years

  43. Lady snake84

    And don't you dare forget these two important Jews you little schnooks, they made a difference in the movie Showbiz and they're called Steven Spielberg and Mel Brooks! 🇮🇱

  44. uhjsd

    Adam Sandler love you from India
    A Hindu listener

  45. MikeyWikey

    The real Adam’s still in there. But he’s not in his movies.

  46. עידן דניאל

    I am a jew from israel (i am not zionist) and happy Hanukkah for all the jewish ✡🕎🕯 all the Greeks are out from israel *TODA LEHA HASHEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

  47. bornagain anarchist

    suck my schlongica jews are a abomica lol 4 curses nada for ya lol god bless you schmucks eat schmegma

  48. hezi cohen

    Okay, great, niw i need number 5!!! Godamnit

  49. Layla Addow

    So drink your jager bombica, and smoke your medical chronica! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  50. Ethan Black

    Put on your yarmulke, here comes Chanukah
    So much fun-ukah to celebrate Chanukah

    Chanukkah is the Festival of Lights
    Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights

    When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree,
    Here’s the fourth list of people who are Jewish, just like Jesus, Olaf, Punky Brewster, Scott Rudin and me!

    Joseph Gordon-Levitt enjoys eating kugel
    So does Stan Lee, Jake Gyllenhaal, and the two guys who founded Google
    Adam Levine wears a Jewish star
    So does Drake and Seth Rogen
    Goldberg has a gold yarmulke to match the belt he won from Hulk Hogan

    We got Scarlett Johansson, talk about a Kosher crush
    And if you need a higher voice to turn you on, how about Geddy Lee from Rush?

    We may not have a cartoon with a reindeer that can talk
    But we also don’t have polio, thanks to Dr. Jonas Salk (smart Jew!)

    Put on your yarmulke, it’s time for Chanukah
    Harry Potter and his magic wand-ukah, celebrate Chanukah

    Jared from Subway: God dammit, a Jew
    But guess who’s Jewish and can fix him? "Loveline"’s Dr. Drew (get on it doc!)

    Princess Leia cuts the challah with Queen Elsa from "Frozen"
    David Beckham is the king of soccer studs and also a quarter chosen

    Ron Jeremy is fully Jewish and so is his foot-long buddy
    Shia LaBeouf is half a Jew but a 100 percent nutty

    It’s cool that Santa Claus makes Christmas so merry
    But we get two jolly fat guys: ice cream’s Ben & Jerry (both Jewish!)

    From New York to Iran-ukah, get up and celebrate Chanukah
    Don’t mess with us, oh Chanukah, let’s all get along for Chanukah
    So drink your Jaegerbomb-ukah and smoke your medical-chron-ukah
    If you really, really wan-ukah, have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah

  51. knightrcer

    Thank you Adam for giving me my Chanukah gift on this being the first night of chanukah. I grew up listening to the 3 songs starting when I was in high school, you never should have stopped at 3 I was thinking just days ago. Thank you for giving us Jews a few great songs to listen to in a world of Christmas songs.

  52. Joe Governale

    my favorite xmas song, EVER!

  53. Katie Fedele

    I struggle with depression, but whenever I put on one of Adam Sandler's Chanukah songs, I feel so hyped up and happy to be alive. 😀

  54. Lauren Christie

    Is this Adam Sandlers Channel?

  55. Sandra McFaul

    He makes me lmaorotf

  56. Samsonite 23

    GOLDBERG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  57. Luke Pennella

    Did he mention Sandy Koufax in any of these

  58. Outsider & Arianator

    I have a question for Mr. Sandler, is O.J Simpson a Jew yet?

  59. flicfan416

    Geddy Lee hahahah GOAT

  60. bulok

    The simplicity in the comedy (he is just listing off names) is genius. This never gets old and I always crack up even if I know the punchlines. Thanks for sharing!

  61. Angel Dark

    I heard this song a while ago, and even too this day, I LOVE THIS SONG!

  62. Dr. Old School

    When will he do a version of this song where he adds Mel Brooks?

  63. Jason Grigor

    hahaha!! I love it..medical chronicahhhh!!!! nice way to keeep up with the times lol this guys been a hero for YEEAARRSS!! keep it up gilmore!!!

  64. The Comedian

    I loved how he included Jesus in this. God bless you Adam Sandler.

  65. Gabriel Tellier

    jarred from subway fucked up dude. just sayin...

  66. Andrew Poore

    thumbs up if u share a b-day with sandler. september 9th

  67. Andrew Poore

    #5 lets go

  68. Billy Vegas

    This might be the best version yet

  69. John Smith

    If I was jewish I would break that silverman bitch the fuuuuuck offfff fuck yeah I love jews ohhhhhhh fuck me great song I love being jewish!!!!

  70. MichaelBrookham

    He mentions "Princess Leia". RIP Carrie Fisher (1956 - 2016). FYI, her father was Jewish.

  71. MichaelBrookham

    I am thinking that since it ends with "Happy Madison" productions, that this might be Adam's last Hanukkah song. He must be tired of doing them.

  72. Farrah J

    The best so far! Hannukah Sameach!

  73. sigal blaauw

    sadly princess Leia has gone to heaven ..but the song still rocks..

  74. Hillel Hillel

    according to the jewish law-if the mother is not a jew-then the children are not jews at all.There is not such kind of thing as "half a jew".

  75. K Man

    Awesome. Can't wait to no. 5

  76. Alexander Gimelberg

    Happy Hanukkah, Adam!!!!!!!!!!!
    And thank you from all of us!

  77. EVeryman Music

    <3 You're my hero Adam :)

  78. Bobbydog66

    Happy we got a new one.

  79. nancyisshopping

    Why can't we buy this on iTunes?

    Barbi Evers

    nancyisshopping it’s on Spotify

  80. Tony Bensley

    If you do a part 5, would love for Theo Epstein to be included in that!

    CHEERS!

    The Philosophical Phil Swift

    RocketmanRockyMatrix but she's only concerned about environmental stuff and nothing else really tbh

    sofa king rite

    Let's not forget harvey Weinstein, the sackler family, and lena Dunham

    edfinkel1222

    Harvey Weinsten -- God F'ing Damnit, a Jew.

    Alton Neziri

    Tony Bensley jared kushner?!!!

  81. Karl Klein

    I looooooooooved it

    jgsrhythm100

    Karl, have you heard this?

  82. Jack Resin

    best one

  83. Ember Ash

    Ya I can't lie, I wish the Sand man would vacation in our sw fla neighborhood, he seems like he'd be a BLAST to hand out & clank a few corona & bbq with... lol

  84. Lori Fujimoto

    Keepin it updated!!! Love it!!!!

  85. Dart Mada

    why did he look so tired?

  86. Ricky M

    What have Harry Potter, Queen Elsa, and Princess Leia got to do with Hanukkah, unless their respective actors are Jewish?

    andrew plotnick

    There are some branches of Judaism that recognize decent from the father. That is why I consider myself Jewish.

    imiss toronto

    @andrew plotnick Really? which one?

    Andrew Poore

    Ricky M theres always that 1 guy

    Ricky M

    What one guy?

  87. Andrew Valenti

    dropping a #5 this year?

  88. Giselle Blatter

    he forgot zac efron

    Ricky M

    What about Stephen Sondheim, Lesley Gore (bless her soul), Shari Lewis (bless *her* soul), and Kenny G?

    Kdawg 244

    Part 5 anybody?

  89. raymond weaver

    Part 4 ?

  90. Brian Long

    Pray for peace in Jerusalem!

    Belthazor24

    Brian Long And in Palestine.

    Tommy Sten

    If prayers really worked, don't you think that the world would look different?

    Juhos Péter

    @Tommy Sten It's not prayer that works, it's God, who works,
    and answers prayers wich are in line with His will. He's got the right to select.
    Or else He would not be God anymore, but people. Logically apparent, isn't it?
    Trust me, He hears when you pray! Just try.
    And yes the world looks different...

    Tommy Sten

    @Juhos Péter Thinking that you have a personal relationship with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE and that he answers your prayers must be the least humble and most arrogant stance one can make.

    "..answers prayers which are in line with Gods will"? What about the divine plan? If your god really is all-knowing, his plan is already perfect and set in stone. But somehow, you think you can make wishes which he will grant that go against this plan. How fucking arrogant can you be??

    Your god watches children starve to death everyday, and does nothing.

    If he can't remove evil, he's not omnipotent.

    If he can remove evil, but chooses not to, he himself is evil.

    Or it could just be made up, like all the other gods humanity has believed in.

  91. Chris C

    Well Done!

  92. Yume Kojo

    Danny from Game Grumps should be on this list.

    indecent proposal

    Yume Kojo what list

  93. bitwize

    Kat Dennings from 2 Broke Girls is Jewish, and yes, her boobs are real!

  94. vdakota

    Love it
    I'm not Jewish but these songs fill me with so much joy
    Part of my Christmas music playlist

    indecent proposal

    vdakota Hanukkah playlists*

    Angie Kennedy

    vdakota me too lol

  95. Kaitlyn Cleary

    Love this song

  96. Aaron Ray

    2:12 was too funny.