Adam Sandler - Shower Lyrics
Here we go.
Yeah. Shoop! [cheering]
([woman:] I love you!)
I am a grown man [laughter]
Yes, I am a grown man
Pissing in the shower in my house
I have no respect for my family
My kids will take a bath in here today
I know I should go to the toilet
But the toilet is too far
The toilet is too far away [cheers and applause]
I said the toilet is too far
The toilet is too far
Once when I was drunk, I...
But I prefer the shower
My wife's loofah is starting to stink [laughter]
When my kids go to school in the morning
They smell like they're soaking in piss [laughter]
Sometimes before I shower
([man:] Sometimes before I shower)
I eat some asparagus [laughter]
I am an animal
I am a destroyer [cheering]
They caught me pissing In my neighbor's pool [laughter]
And now I have to get a lawyer
It was worth it [cheering]
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Adam Sandler Shower Comments
this is a work of art
Dude wtf, is that Obstacle 1?
slow hands ^^
Classic Sandler humor! I love it!
It’s a riff on the style of Interpol or Joy Division. Brilliant!!!
This is basically Interpol and I love it.
Conor Wade I just commented that before I saw yours . So much like Interpol. I love it.
When I was ~14-15 I lifted the drain cover in the shower and took what felt like a 2 foot long single link clean pinch soft serve 3 day+ diet of rice/corn/onion/olive/mushroom/butter & Passion Pop dump and bragged about it to my friends at schhool the next day.
This year age 36 sharted the bed and discovered what shame is.
INTERPOL - EVIL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkpgz3uQ58U
"I have no respect for my family, my kids will take a bath in there today" lmao
I wish this was an actual song, i love the melody
@Trey Lemoine damn thank you, I will try look for it now. If I find anything I'll post it down here.
Trey Lemoine i actually just said the same as you. For sure Joy Division or interpol. I’m fans of both. I feel like this is just mocking the style which exposes them and is hilarious!
obstacle 1 by interpol
@a e amazing song, thank you
@chem no problem
This song reminds me of a older pop song maybe from early 2000’s, it had the line of “ I’m just a young boy, living in the moment or something like that with the same best as this song... I cannot think of the name though!!!
Yeah I was thinking the same thing maybe some from Interpol?
I was thinking Interpol too, “Slow Hands” for the rhythm of the lyrics...but the guitar riff though.... i can’t quite place it and its bothering me
@Tyler Galvelis the beginning guitar rift is close to swing swing by TAAR, but I'm still searching for the song this is a parody from.
@Jimmy Mac yeah I’ve been doing some digging too and found an article that mentioned 1980s New Wave as the music genre. Pretty close with like Talking Heads, Depeche Mode, but I found one a hit i recognized with a similar feel, but not quite right, “Blue Monday” by New Order
@Tyler Galvelis Listen to Obstacle 1 from Turn on the Bright Lights
I wish i had your talent. Thanks for making me smile. Life is horrible right now, so i can use as many smiles as possible. Thank you.
100% fresh was a great comedy special