Adam Sandler - Hot Water Burn Baby Lyrics
[Father:] Well Ryan, tomorrow's a big day. Your mom's coming home from the hospital with your new baby sister.
[Ryan:] baby sister
[Father:] That's right, baby sister.
[Ryan:] baby sister
[Father:] So, uh, I think now is the time for us to go over some safety rules for when you're around your new baby sister.
[Father:] Okay, rule number one: Always wash your hands before touching the baby.
[Ryan:] wash hands
[Father:] Do you know why?
[Ryan:] no
[Father:] Well, because sometimes you have germs on your hands and germs are bad for the baby cause they can make the baby sick.
[Ryan:] germs make baby sick
[Father:] That's right, that's right, Ryan. Germs make baby sick.
[Ryan:] germs make the baby sick
[Father:] Okay, rule number two.
[Ryan:] more rules
[Ryan:] don't feed the baby.
[Father:] That's right.
[Ryan:] why?
[Father:] Well, because the baby needs to eat special baby food.
[Ryan:] why?
[Father:] Oh...well, other food is bad for the baby.
[Ryan:] other food bad for the baby
[Father:] That's right, good. Now, rule number three.
[Ryan:] more rules
[Father:] Never take hot water near the baby because hot water will burn the baby.
[Ryan:] water bad for the baby
[Father:] Well, not all water, just hot water,
[Ryan:] yes
[Father:] Cause hot water will burn the baby.
[Ryan:] i don't understand, daddy
[Father:] Okay, see this glass of water that I'm drinking?
[Ryan:] yes
[Father:] Well, this water is okay for the baby.
[Ryan:] yes
[Father:] Here, touch the glass.
[Ryan:] yes
[Father:] See, it's nice and cool.
[Ryan:] yes
[Father:] Now if this was hot water that would be bad because hot water can burn the baby.
[Ryan:] hot water burn baby?
[Father:] Yes, hot water burn baby.
[Ryan:] hot water burn baby
[Father:] Yes, yes, hot water burn baby.
[Ryan:] hot water burn your baby
[Father:] Yes.
[Ryan:] baby can't go in swimming pool?
[Father:] Oh no, the swimming pool is okay. Swimming pool water is cool.
[Ryan:] yes
[Father:] That's alright.
[Ryan:] yes
[Father:] But the jacuzzi is bad because that water is hot and hot water will burn the baby.
[Ryan:] hot water burn the baby
[Father:] Yes.
[Ryan:] hot water burn the baby
[Father:] Yes. Now say you made a cup of tea, would you take that near the baby?
[Ryan:] yea, baby like tea
[Father:] No Ryan, uh, I don't think you get it yet.
[Ryan:] baby no like tea?
[Father:] Well, I'm sure the baby will like tea, but what do you make tea with?
[Ryan:] ...hot water
[Father:] Right, and what did we say about hot water?
[Ryan:] ...oh, hot water burn baby
[Father:] Yes, hot water burn baby!
[Ryan:] hot water burn baby!
[Father:] That's right so no tea near the baby.
[Ryan:] hot water burn baby
[Father:] Yes.
[Ryan:] baby no take bath?
[Father:] No, bath water is warm. Warm is okay.
[Ryan:] yes
[Father:] Hot is bad.
[Ryan:] yes...hot water burn baby
[Father:] Yes, hot water burn baby.
[Ryan:] hot water burn baby
[Father:] I think you're gettin' it!
[Ryan:] hot water burn baby
[Father:] That's right, Ryan.
[Ryan:] hot water burn baby
[Father:] NOW DON'T YOU EVER FORGET THAT!
[Narrator:] 30 year later!
[Wife:] Hey, Ryan, what are you doing out there?
[Ryan:] Just watchin' the discovery channel.
[Wife:] Well, dinner's gonna be ready in about five minutes.
[Ryan:] Aw, great baby, aight, I'll be in in a few momentos. Lemme just wind down...(garbled)
[Wife:] Okay, honey!
[Ryan:] Yeah.
[TV:] The villagers of Pasquan
[Ryan:] Pasquan
[TV:] have a very bizarre and painful way of welcoming their infants into the community.
[Ryan:] [garbled]
[TV:] Unfortunately, the death rate from this ritual is a mortifying 90 percent.
[Ryan:] My God.
[TV:] That explains the Pasquan's low population.
[Ryan:] Yeah, it does.
[TV:] On the first full moon of Autumn, all the Pasquanian mothers wrap their new-borns in traditional hand painted deerskin,...
[Ryan:] Deerskin.
[TV:] ...which have been passed along from generation to generation.
[Ryan:] That's nice.
[TV:] The entire Pasquan population then forms a circle on the sacred battlefield of Chin-Chara.
[Ryan:] ya-yara
[TV:] Each Pasquanian baby is then passed, hand to hand, around the circle...
[Ryan:] Wow.
[TV:] ...four times.
[Ryan:] Four times.
[TV:] Once for the sun,...
[Ryan:] Hmm.
[TV:] ...once for the moon,...
[Ryan:] The moon.
[TV:] ...once for the earth,...
[Ryan:] The earth.
[TV:] ...and once for the wind.
[Ryan:] The wind, too.
[TV:] When the babies arrive back in their mother's hands, they are marched, in procession, to the Pasquanian natural hot springs...
[Ryan:] What?
[TV:] ...where the ceremonial purification will be completed.
[Ryan:] What are you saying here?
[TV:] As we watch, the mothers take their progeny out of the deerskin shells...
[Ryan:] No.
[TV:] ...and dunk them into the steaming water.
[Ryan:] No! No! Hot water burn baby! Hot water burn baby!
[Father:] That's right, Ryan. Hot water burn baby.
[Ryan:] Hot water burn baby!
[Wife:] Ryan! What's going on out there? Are you okay?
[Ryan:] Hot water burn baby!
[Father:] Hot water burn most definitely burn baby.
[Ryan:] Hot water burn baby!
[Father:] That's right, Ryan. Hot water burn baby!
[Ryan:] Hot water burn baby!
[Father:] You are a bitch, Ryan!
[Ryan:] Hot water burn baby!
[Wife:] Ryan, are you alright?
[Father:] Hot water burn the baby!
[Ryan:] Hot water burn baby!
[Wife:] Ryan!
[Father:] What are you gonna do, whore?
[Wife:] Ryan!
[Ryan:] Hot water burn baby!
[Father:] Bitch!
[Wife:] Ryan! What's going on out there?
[Ryan:] Hot water burn baby!
[Father:] Whore!
[Wife:] Who are you talking to?
[Father:] Bitch!
[Ryan:] I'm talking to the man!
[Father:] Whore!
[Ryan:] Hot water burn baby!
[Wife:] Ryan!
[Father:] Bitch! Ryan is a whore!
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Adam Sandler Hot Water Burn Baby Comments
11 year old comments. This is a gem.
Baby sister.
Baby like tea
This takes me back... To a better time.
Where's the animated version?
20 years later and still funny
Pasquam????!!
Eeeeeeeeeee
Still funny
😂😂
I liked the part where he repeated what the other guy said but in a whacky voice. Adam Sandler seems like a nice enough guy and I liked his interview on stern but god almighty...this is carcinogenic
A clear violation of rule #3: https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/baby-severely-scalded-cup-hot-water-applebees-fell-chest-legs-everything-195821594.html
This shit isn't funny at all....
Yea baybay like tea
Deer skeen
Love it
Hot water burn baby... {Singing From Shadow Warrior} Burn-baby-burn flame-a gettin hiya
Ice water chill baby
pasquam.... chim cherrraaa
Joe P: No Budget Films my favorite bits. And ...my god!
More rules
In America, Hot water burn baby. In Soviet Russia, Baby burn hot water.
Dilly Mackey car drives you!
Just watchin' nuh Discov'ry Channel!
What the fuck!
hawt wawa burn baybay
Burn baby yeah
He doesn't say "definitely" enough.
STUPID!!!!
The wind too!
Baby no take bath
That too
You mean a ripoff
After watching rain man I don't find this so funny anymore
You could be right. I think I had just seen Grandma's Boy and thought they sounded similar.
lol I love that cd
thugzrusi I got it on cassette
So im guessing this is a Rain Man reference?
is that Allen Covert at the beginning?
also, the part that cracks me up most is "More rules."
Of course it is
dont give tea to baby cause hot wata burn baby
so ryan ended up just being a whore? and a bitch as well, after always observing the safety rules.
Yeah it is.
Baby no like tea. Haha...
The pyschotic legend of Uncle Donnie is ten times funnier. Just my opinion.
rapideye97 how about a lil reverse action! -buffalo bill
Much much later in life I saw Rain Man and I was like wtf he retroactively ripped off Sandler :C